100 Reasons to Kill My Husband

Chapter 1

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The legal partner on my marriage certificate is so disgusting that he called me five minutes ago and told me that the weather is dry in autumn and asked me to cook some radish rib soup at home, and told me three of them, radish ribs and soup, very seriously. The ratio is so that he can have a sip of hot soup after he comes back from overtime.

I decided to put rat poison in his soup and drink the hell out of it.

Yu Haiqiao is a dog, a dog/pussy.

He took the degree certificate of the best university and the best major in our city to work in a foreign company to do fucking IT, and he was also a pharmaceutical company. The pharmaceutical company is very powerful and rich. The IT department counts eight people with two hands, and five of them are outsourced. It is a department that is extremely neglected. Express it to me seriously - everything is arranged by me.

I also have arrangements for him, tonight is the end of his life.

Of course, it is not a heinous mistake for him to do IT in a pharmaceutical company. Although he stupidly rejected offers from many companies after graduating from a master's degree, he would spend his life or his death in the city of his hometown, but this is his My own choice, although I got married with him, and I have to take turns to go to the other's parents' home on weekends to pay filial piety, and I can be called his wife in name, but I have no right to control him.

Oh, I'm not in a position to care that he said this to me himself.

On the day he came out of the Civil Affairs Bureau after obtaining his marriage certificate, he drove his Audi A6, which I hated so much, stared at me for a long time from the driver's seat, and then told me: "Shi Ran, although you have issued a certificate to me , but you are not qualified to control me emotionally."

On the spot, I wanted to throw a bottle of sulfuric acid on this man's face. When the ring was thrown to me, I was as cowardly as a dog. As soon as the name was signed, I immediately kicked my nose on the face.

"If it wasn't for the fact that no one wants you when you are twenty-seven years old, it would be impossible for me to give you this certificate."

"Of course, it doesn't affect us to get this certificate with you. It's mainly to make our parents look good."

"You also know how fierce my mother is urging marriage. I'm still young and haven't played enough. Of course, I can't be bound by marriage. Thinking about you, you are old and young, and no one wants you, so I reluctantly accept you. After I find true love Just divorce you."

"But don't worry about what I will do to you. I won't be interested in a woman like you who has a grumpy temper and can only barely catch the eye. Besides, we both grew up together. If I am interested in you, I will round it up." It’s all tantamount to incest, it’s disgusting. Besides, we are helping each other. Last time your mother asked me to introduce you to someone. You don’t like those who work in IT. You force me to have my friends who don’t work in IT. Saying that "like attracts like" with me, you don't like it. This is not to let your mother stop urging you, but also to let my mother stop talking about me, so we reluctantly get together to solve the parent problem. After the divorce, in order to compensate For your loss, you can take a small part of my assets."

This guy will always be a dog who can never speak human words without speaking human words.

The day I signed the marriage certificate with him, I knew that one day I would kill this man.

A few nights ago, I sat on the bed and held my tablet to watch "Fatal Woman". Yu Haiqiao lay on the bed and squinted his eyes at his mobile phone. Look, there are still people discussing in our department group."

I sneered: "There are eight people in your department, all men, and they are still discussing the TV series you are chasing in the group?"

Yu Haiqiao is a student who reads a lot and has long been myopic. But when he was studying, he was so short-sighted that he couldn’t see clearly at the blackboard. Clear, but the habit of squinting at things is still there, he squinted and stared at my screen for a while.

I moved the screen to my side, deliberately blocked his view, and continued: "Your small department is quite lively, isn't it?"

Yu Haiqiao frowned and began to break my arm, as if he was tearing up a cow's leg with great strength: "Hey, what's going on, let's watch together, I haven't seen it yet."

I deliberately yelled and then threw the tablet to him. He took the tablet and glanced at me: "What the hell, if your bone is pinched by the door, can it break the door or be crushed by me?"

I didn't come up in one breath at the time, thinking that I would use this force to fall asleep at night and strangle him with a rope.

He held the tablet in one hand and pointed at me with the other hand, and gently squeezed my arm. I gritted my teeth for a moment, thinking that there would be a time in my life that Yu Haiqiao would not be so duplicity. , I will follow his surname Yu from now on.

Yu Haiqiao watched this work with me for a while holding up the tablet, and began to compare it endlessly, watching the opening song for a while, "Oh, you women are really busy, don't you all have violent tendencies? Look at this dude who gave his wife a gift and was stoned to death." After a while, he clicked his tongue and said, "It's good to be a housewife. The house is clean and saves the money to find an aunt, and there is hot food to eat when I get home", squinting my eyes After watching it seriously, I discussed it with me, "It's not a problem for a man to cheat. There are no men in this world who don't cheat."

I couldn't bear it any longer, so I picked up the pillow behind my head and directly covered this inhuman face.

"Shut up, idiot."

I think that either I will hurry up and divorce Yu Haiqiao, that idiot tomorrow, or I will just kill him one day.

Yu Haiqiao has a face full of peach blossoms. It turned out that when he was short-sighted, he still had a charming charm when he was short-sighted. Strangers saw him as a handsome guy, and his classmates saw him as a schoolmaster. A familiar friend is also a gentle and good young man. Only when I grew up with him can I see the essence through the phenomenon. His essence is a dog/pussy.

When he was chasing our school belle in high school, he was a fucking lover. He opened his mouth and shut up and said-it hurts for a woman to have a baby. I don’t want you to feel pain because of that. I just want you to be happy.

— If you have something you like, you can just do it, no matter whether it can make money or not, I can make money to support the family, and I won’t let you touch the housework. I can ask my aunt, you never have to worry about these things, I will do it for you do well.

-What? Like other people, of course it is impossible. I only like you, how can I fall in love with others after meeting you

When I was in high school, I accidentally heard it and almost got sick. My mother thought I ate something and got acute gastroenteritis. She dragged me to the hospital and got registered. Yu Haiqiao came to the hospital wearing a school uniform with sweat on his forehead. He greeted me earnestly, and got several compliments from my mother. She praised him for being handsome, mature, well-behaved and sensible. She wished she could stuff him into her stomach and give birth to him again.

I rolled my eyes at them a few times, and immediately felt no nausea or nausea, and immediately wanted to go back to school and study hard every day.

The result of studying hard and making progress every day is that the university is admitted to a university in the city, and the distance from home is about half an hour's drive. After school in the afternoon, I can go home to have dinner before going back to school to live on campus. The school is in the university town, and there are many universities nearby. The best university in the whole province is only one subway station away from the gate of our school. If you walk from the back street of our school to the end, you can still connect with the north gate of their school. .

Yu Haiqiao left high school and bid farewell to his goddess school belle. This dog's grades are so good that he basically wants to go to whichever university he wants to go to, and stay in whichever city he wants to stay in. In the end, he can't do without his own. In my hometown, his goddess school girl rushed to an international metropolis. On the day I broke up with him and said goodbye, I was drinking milk tea in a milk tea shop. The two sat next to me and discussed the future very seriously. That's too much, when it comes to the school beauty, she smiled wryly and said, "I didn't expect you to stay here."

The dog Yu Haiqiao pretended to be serious and said: "Yeah, I didn't expect that either."

I wanted to spit out my milk tea. After the goddess Xiaohua left, Yu Haiqiao paid for the milk tea and bought a plate of snacks and sat across from me. I thought he was sad about breaking up and wanted me to comfort him. He bought the snacks specially to please me, so I reached out I went to pick it up, but he slapped his hand off, and he sat across from me, grabbing a plate of potato chips and biting, until I felt the magic sound filling my ears, and almost slapped him on the head.

Yu Haiqiao stared at me heavily and said, "We broke up."

I haven't laughed yet.

Yu Haiqiao immediately said: "Stupid/forceful, I don't stay at home and I run so far to go to college, who will wash my clothes? Where can I eat if the food in the cafeteria is terrible?"

At that time, I felt that Yu Haiqiao was not worthy of love in his life.

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