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Yu Haiqiao, a stupid dog, took me to the hospital while he was taking me to his parents' house for dinner. The doctor took me to the emergency room after work. The doctor in the emergency room pointed at me: "Nauseous, want to vomit." He hesitated for a moment, then added calmly, "Maybe I'm still a little delusional."
"..." I have always looked up to Yu Haiqiao, maybe he is not only a dog/pussy but also a complete idiot/pussy.
The doctor in the emergency room glanced at me: "Did you eat something bad? Diarrhea, any gastrointestinal discomfort?"
I turned my head and took a look at Yu Haiqiao, feeling that my recent state was very wrong. I had repeatedly lost battles in front of Yugou. I rolled in front of me sincerely and apologized, so I turned my head and looked at the doctor in the emergency room: "It's a small matter for me, just some mild dysmenorrhea, he didn't understand so he took me to the hospital. But he... it's like this Yes, my husband has sexual dysfunction, which department should you go to have a look at?"
"..." The doctor in the emergency department was in his thirties, and upon hearing this, he glanced at me over the frame of his eyes, and then at Yu Haiqiao behind me.
"The sexual life of the couple is not harmonious?" the doctor asked slowly.
I opened my mouth: "Yes, he has great difficulty on that side, and it's easy..."
Yu Haiqiao stretched out his hand and dragged me away, pulling my wrist and turning his back to me, angrily saying, "What nonsense are you talking about!!"
I shook off his hand and wrote down in the little notebook in my heart—Yu Gou, don't challenge his masculine dignity. I had a serious exchange with myself in my heart, and decided to start from this direction when I was angry with him.
I turned my wrist, which was being pulled by him, and stretched it in front of him with an idea, watched him blink, and said softly, "You hurt me so much."
Yu Haiqiao suffocated when he heard the words, and the expression on his face slowly began to turn green as if he had eaten a fly.
On the day before the third anniversary of my marriage with Yu Haiqiao, I finally had a complete epiphany.
In a marriage relationship, either you are mad at me or I am mad at you. Anyway, there is always someone who is going to be mad at you, so why can't that person be Yu Haiqiao
I was so enlightened, I felt that my future life began to become bright and bright.
Yu Haiqiao spoke as usual: "Stop pretending, I didn't use any force at all, okay?"
I stared at him, put my hand in front of his eyes, and said aggrievedly: "Look, it's all red."
I heard Yu Haiqiao hiss, his eyes lowered slightly, his eyes slid over my wrist, and he looked at me with a frown: "..."
I stared at him in silence for about ten seconds. Yu Haiqiao suddenly reached out and grabbed my wrist gently, and then blew on my wrist. There was still a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, Opened the mouth and said: "It doesn't hurt, my husband blows~~"
I'm going to kill him! ! ! ! !
I swear that if he talks to me with such tone, expression, and actions again, I will kill him, absolutely, absolutely, absolutely! !
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I took a deep breath, held back the wild roar in my heart, and tried to adjust my facial expression. Under the scene of people coming and going at the hospital gate, facing the scene of being struck to death by lightning Yu Haiqiao bent his eyes and smiled, and said softly, "Thank you husband~~"
Yu Haiqiao dropped my wrist, turned his head to a distant direction, and said in a cold voice for a long time: "Get in the car and go home."
I put my hand in my pocket, quickly adjusted my facial expression to a normal state, and then responded incomparably coldly: "Yes."
We sat back in his car calmly. When I climbed into the back of the car, he frowned and said solemnly: "Sit in the front."
I was displeased, but I didn't show it, and asked him very gently: "Why?"
Yu Haiqiao's voice was very serious: "I have something to tell you, it's not convenient for you to sit in the back and chat."
My rebellious psychology was naturally aroused by this dog/pussy, and when I was about to say no again, Yu Haiqiao turned his head to look at me and sighed: "Hurry up, my parents are waiting for us to eat at home." , not messing with you."
This dog Yu Haiqiao spoke to me in such a tone that he wanted to discuss some life-and-death drama, which made me get out from behind unconsciously, opened the passenger door and sat in.
He pulled the handbrake and glanced at me: "Seat belt."
I fastened my seat belt and frowned at him: "What do you want to tell me?"
Yu Haiqiao started the car, he increased the speed with a serious face, and let the car merge into the traffic flow, then he turned his head to look at me, he grinned his teeth, and blinked at me: "Honey, you just It's disgusting~"
"..." I felt my nerves tense. Before the blood pressure was about to break through the top of my head, I took a long breath and said "Don't get angry" ten times in my heart, then turned my head to look at Yu Haiqiao, "Husband , you are disgusting too."
Yu Haiqiao stared at the road ahead, pursed his lips and snickered, and there was a dimple on his face, which could be clearly seen by pursing his lips.
I didn't know what he was secretly laughing at, and I rolled my eyes silently where he couldn't see.
Yu Haiqiao said, "I saw you rolling your eyes."
"..." I said, "You have eight hundred eyes."
Yu Haiqiao hummed a song on the way, and it was as unpleasant as ever.
I was silent for a moment, and happily continued to prepare for the start of the fight. I tried my best to complain in a voice that seemed to be talking to myself but could obviously be heard by him: "But yours is really bad, maybe you really want to see it." doctor."
"..." Yu Haiqiao was humming happily at first, but in the end the singing stopped, and the corners of his mouth were evened up slightly. Fortunately, he was driving at a very even speed, and his hand on the steering wheel was still very stable.
I pretended not to speak and looked out the car window, and sighed: "Oh, it's getting dark—"
Yu Haiqiao: "What did you just say?"
I suppressed a smile: "I said it was dark."
Yu Haiqiao: "The above sentence."
I tried my best to express it with an indifferent attitude: "Didn't you hear it, you still want me to say it."
"..." Yu Haiqiao remained silent for a long time.
When the car arrived at his parents' community and was driving towards the underground parking lot, I wondered, "Why do you suddenly want to come to your parents' place for dinner today?"
Yu Haiqiao said in a calm voice: "My parents said that we haven't seen each other for a long time, let us come back, and also said that I gave her a local chicken somewhere, and let us take home to drink after making soup."
I said oh, and when the car was fine in the parking lot, I got off the co-pilot and asked casually, "Didn't you tell your parents that we don't want to have children for the time being?"
Yu Haiqiao still said with a deep voice, "I said it."
I hmmed, and when I waited for the elevator with him, Yu Haiqiao stood at the elevator entrance and stared at the silver-white door of the elevator. After a long while, he asked me in a muffled voice: "Are my skills really bad?"
"..." I stared at the elevator door in front of me. If the elevator door didn't happen to open from the middle, I would almost let Yu Haiqiao see my pained smile from the door.
I walked into the elevator without speaking, substituting silence for an answer.