(twelve)
When I got home, it was already 9:30 in the evening. Yu Haiqiao put the chicken soup made by his mother into the refrigerator, and sincerely invited me to eat chicken noodle soup at home tomorrow morning before going to work. For breakfast, I suggested that he make me a supper at night, but he rejected me on the grounds that I didn’t count my weight. I was very talkative and didn’t choke with Yu Haiqiao, so I went straight to the bathroom to take a shower. When I came out, Yu Haiqiao He was standing in the kitchen cooking in home clothes.
If this dog/pussy doesn’t feel so upright one day, don’t owe me so much, I can love him to death, I rubbed my hair and complained about him: “Didn’t you say that you won’t have supper?”
Yu Haiqiao just finished cooking the contents of the pot and poured them into a bowl. Hearing that he was holding the bowl while smoking his chopsticks, he turned around. He glanced at me, picked up the chopsticks and ate a mouthful of noodles from the bowl. He said in a hurry: "I suggest you not to eat supper, I am so skinny, of course I can eat it."
My temples twitched twice, he walked past me leisurely with the noodles in his hands, sat on the sofa, turned on the TV and started watching TV, I wanted to walk over and overthrow this dog I don’t have a job, but I don’t have one. I’m a calm woman now, and I’m full of this kind of peace&love kindness to the whole world. I didn’t say a word, and I wiped my hair and walked to the kitchen. Our great leader once told One of my great truths is "do it yourself to have enough food and clothing". Men are unreliable. Before I even reached the kitchen, Yu Haiqiao suddenly shouted: "What are you wandering around with wet hair? It's cold, go and blow your hair Dry."
I went to the kitchen and saw the aftermath of Yu Haiqiao cooking the noodles.
who would have thought-
This, one, forced, unexpectedly, but, true, only, cooked, he, oneself, oneself, that, one, portion! !
I watched him cook the noodles in a mess. On the day when my aunt came, I instantly felt the gloomyness of life with the aunt syndrome. Looking at me, I saw hundreds of small animals lying down on the road I was walking in hunger and cold. I felt a very worrying and sincere sadness for this living situation. I reached out and wiped my eyes, and turned my head to go back. Room.
Yu Haiqiao also said, "Since you are standing in the kitchen, can you wash the pot where you just cooked the noodles?"
I didn't speak, I rubbed my eyes sincerely for the sad human society, then walked to the door of my room, opened the door and returned to my room. I took out my own pillow from the room, and when I opened the door again, Yu Haiqiao gave me a blank look while holding his noodle bowl, and then told me very seriously: "It's cold, I don't want Sleep on the sofa."
I didn't speak.
He said again very seriously: "I have no reason to sleep on the sofa."
I walked to the door of the guest room with my pillow in my arms, and when I opened the door, the doggy voice of Yu Haiqiao appeared behind me very seriously: "I am also opposed to sleeping in the guest room, and I defend my own right to sleep in the master bedroom." right."
You defended your mother, I cursed in my heart very calmly, then walked into the guest room, closed the door, and put a lock on the door by the way.
****
The guest room hadn't slept much, and the bed was not made, so I had to move the stool to find the quilt and cotton wool from the top cabinet, and took it down with great difficulty and threw it on the bed.
After going through this series of jobs that I didn't have before, my mood was even more gloomy. When I was laying the quilt for myself, I was laying the quilt with a feeling of mourning for Yu Haiqiao...
Oh, no, this analogy is not appropriate, and mourning Yu Haiqiao may not determine my mood.
When I was laying the quilt seriously, there were two twisting sounds from the door lock of the guest room, through Yu Haiqiao: "Shi Ran?"
I ignored him.
He knocked on the door twice: "Are you sleeping in the guest room tonight?"
I didn't say a word, and after making the bed and preparing to cover the quilt, Yu Haiqiao called out again: "Hello——Shi Ran!"
I thought his voice was screaming, so I ignored him and carefully stuffed the four corners of the quilt core into the quilt cover.
Yu Haiqiao turned the lock at the door: "Why don't you talk?"
I took my mobile phone out of the pocket of my pajamas, and then clicked on the listening software in the mobile phone to start playing the song, and put it at the highest volume.
My system recommended playlist is very problematic. There was a burst of ghostly crying and wolf howling in the song, and the sound of ghost crying and wolf howling was accompanied by the sound of Yu Haiqiao's palm hitting the door.
After I put on the quilt, I grabbed the quilt and shook it, then opened the quilt and let myself get in, thinking about what pornographic novel I would read at night to save my gloomy mood.
"What's wrong with me today? You can't do this every time. When you're not angry, you bark your teeth and claws every day. When you're really angry, you don't say a word." Yu Haiqiao seemed a little out of breath at the door.
I was lying on the bed, with a mess of songs playing on my phone, and I opened my colored culture friend exchange group to ask what color people are doing recently, and my friend shared very seriously the colored novels that I read recently. The title of the book is carefully selected like an emperor choosing his concubine.
Yu Haiqiao's voice was still outside: "Okay, I shouldn't ask you to wash the pot, but you are too lazy, I cook every time, there is a dishwasher for washing dishes, and I do the cleaning After the meal, I will wash it up by the way, you don’t do anything, and occasionally you get angry when you are asked to do it, this is your problem, Shi Ran, you are too lazy.”
I opened a novel under the amway of my group of friends and prepared to savor it carefully.
"It's not that I don't make noodles for you to eat. Half a month ago you said you were fat, and that you would beat me to death if I let you eat supper in the future. You can't blame me for saying that you don't eat supper yourself. Right?" Yu Haiqiao stood at the door and explained to me with a very inexplicable patience.
I clicked on my novel, and only belatedly remembered that there was indeed such a thing. At that time, Yu Haiqiao yawned after I said that I was fat and didn’t eat supper—you are a pig, okay? No matter how fat you are, it's the same thing.
"..." His explanation didn't help at all, and he even wanted to travel back half a month to tear his mouth open.
"Okay, open the door, am I interested in being cold and violent every day?" Yu Haiqiao slammed on the door angrily.
"..." Whoever is cold and violent every day, don't give me a hat, I just don't want to talk to you for the time being, who can't come to a big aunt with a gloomy mood, don't want to see people, don't want to talk, stupid/pussy.
I didn't speak, I lay on my side on the bed and clicked on the novel I got from a friend. I read two hundred words at the beginning—well, yes, dog blood.
Yu Haiqiao: "If you're really angry, I think I'm the one who has the right to be angry, right?"
"..." Fart, stupid/pussy.
"Ever since I got off work last night, you have been picking on my thorns, and you are always talking about things hundreds of years ago. This afternoon, you directly told your junior high school classmates that I died, and at night you told me that I was No, I'm the one who has the right to be angry, right? Did I provoke you recently?" Yu Haiqiao's voice was muffled, as if he still felt that he had suffered a lot of grievances in the past two days.
I suspect that this dog/pussy is just bullying me and I don’t want to talk to him or talk to him, so I can keep beeping there, I coughed.
Yu Haiqiao's voice was silent at the door for a moment: "Can we talk about something openly and honestly in the future? Although I have known you for almost thirty years, it is not the roundworm in your stomach who can know what you are thinking."
Yu Haiqiao said, "Can't you think about me for a while?"
"..." Yu Haiqiao is essentially a chatterbox, and now he's nagging like he's drunk, which made me pause as I slid my fingers through the novel, and even started to think about whether I was really too unreasonable to make trouble. After thinking for two minutes, I immediately cut off this dangerous sign in my mind. Yu Haiqiao, this dog/pussy, is brainwashing me.
The fact that he went to see Chen Xie at work was filmed until he had dinner with Chen Xie at noon, and he is still swaying in front of me as if nothing happened. /Forcing me to return it as it is, can I get a bargain from him, no! Not at all.
Apart from saying that he is not good at that, after all he can't retort that I am not good at that, after all, a virgin like him probably can't tell what I am good at or not.
Thinking about this, I felt that Yu Haiqiao was even more of a dog. He managed to find a discarded earphone in the guest room and connected it to his mobile phone and put it in his ear.
Because the sound quality of this obsolete earphone is not good, and it also leaks sound, so I can still hear Yu Haiqiao's intermittent voice from time to time.
I didn't count how long he was chattering at the door, I only know that the story on my phone is getting better and better, and the group of friends who pushed the novel to me now I want to cross the phone screen and kill her.
The non-ferrous cultural exchange group that I agreed to, this person recommended me a particularly tragic novel. Half of the article saw that the protagonist's family died, and I continued to read it with a twitching heart.
After a few minutes of silence at the door through the leaking headphones, Yu Haiqiao's voice came again: "Shi Ran, your aunt is here."
"..." The protagonist of my novel is really miserable.
"Don't sleep until your hair is dry, I'll make you a cup of brown sugar." Yu Haiqiao patted on the door.
"..." The protagonist of the novel I read is really miserable, with a miserable life experience, a miserable life, why is it so miserable.
Yu Haiqiao slammed on the door three times.
"..." It's really miserable.
Yu Haiqiao kicked the door.
"… "awful.
A few minutes later, when the music in my earphones was cut, I heard the sound of a key turning the door from the door.
"..." This dog hides the room key, no wonder I said I will never find the room key! !
I put down my phone, turned my head viciously from the bed and looked in the direction of the door.
"..." Yu Haiqiao opened the door and met my eyes. He was stunned for a while. He walked up to me and squatted down beside my bed for a long time. He put one arm on the edge of the bed and squatted on the ground After looking at me for a while, I felt a little helpless, "Why are you crying?"
"..." I reached out and wiped my eyes. My aunt came and she was so sentimental and there was nothing I could do. Who made my protagonist really miserable, even the one he loved didn't want him, he was really disqualified in the world.
Yu Haiqiao reached out and wiped the corner of my eye with his index finger, he lowered his eyes: "Don't cry, I was wrong."
"..." I glanced at him.
"I will never talk like that again," Yu Haiqiao told me.
"..." I secretly locked the screen of the phone in my hand, then slowly turned the phone in the other direction and covered it.
Yu Haiqiao looked at me: "It's really wrong, I will be a good husband with twenty-four filial piety in the future."
My phone vibrated, and I suspected that the fake Amway girl in the group was drowned with saliva. I kept silent about Yu Haiqiao. I think this beautiful misunderstanding is quite good.
Although it is impossible for Yu Haiqiao to be a good husband with twenty-four filial piety in his life.
Yu Haiqiao squatted on the edge of the bed with his chin resting on his arm and stared at me for a while, then suddenly he rolled his eyes and smiled.
"..." Men can't do it, as long as a woman sheds tears, they can't do it. I seriously doubt that Yu Haiqiao, as long as a woman cries so miserable and pitiful in front of him, his heart will soften. What? It's all good, the probability of cheating is as high as 98%.
I snorted through my nasal cavity, my voice was a little hoarse because I hadn't spoken for a long time, I laughed at him: "Is it because when a woman cries, you guys can't do it anymore?"
Yu Haiqiao's eyes were crooked, and he didn't feel like he was going to choke on me, but his voice was still very soft: "How can you say that men are not good?"
Before I rolled my eyes, Yu Haiqiao said, "Yeah, I'll die when you cry."