(Thirteen)
Yu Haiqiao's words made me blush. Beneath the blush was a gradually deepening sense of shame. Before the shame was about to break out, I calmed down for a few seconds, then quickly adjusted my mentality and prepared to pre-emptively ask questions. What kind of fart is he, and what mood did he say such disgusting words.
Before the words were spoken, Yu Haiqiao raised his eyebrows at me, with a mean look on his face: "How is it?"
"How about what?" I asked reflexively, and after I finished asking, I knew that I should not speak, I should keep silent, and I should not let Yu Haiqiao, a dog/force, say the following words, I should hold back kill him.
Yu Haiqiao stood up from the bed and sat down beside me, then looked down at me with a humble face: "Are you super satisfied with this answer?"
I raised my hand and pointed at the door, expressionless: "Go out, don't disturb me reading novels."
Yu Haiqiao sat beside me and asked me very curiously, "What novel?"
"The domineering president is in love with me." I told him blankly.
Yu Haiqiao was stunned for half a second, and then he gave me a thumbs up with admiration. He stood up from the bed and gave me a slightly disgusted look: "I won't bother you and your domineering president."
After he finished speaking, he got up and went out the door. When he reached the door, he turned around suddenly, leaned on the door frame and asked me with a pretentious smile: "Shall I bring you chicken soup to cook a bowl of noodles?"
It’s really that which pot is not opened and which pot is lifted, and the sword is not practiced. I grabbed the pillow behind me with my backhand and threw it at him: "Boil your sister, get out!"
Yu Haiqiao took two steps and quickly ran away, the rabbit was not as fast as him.
"..." He ruined my merits. I sat on the bed and regretted silently for a few seconds. A non-existent philosopher said - if a person cannot control his temper, then he cannot control his life. I am deeply convinced at the moment that Yu Haiqiao is a dog/pussy who is very stable in controlling his own temper, and this dog is an Oscar-winning actor who can change 800 emotions in a minute. I can't handle him , It's normal, whoever called him a dog/pussy, and I'm a normal person.
After comforting myself, I lifted the quilt and got out of bed, picked up the pillow I threw on the ground, patted the pillow surface, and by the way, closed the door of the guest room again, and locked it again.
After laying on the bed again, I was about to pick up my phone and chat about my life ideals with the sister in the group who recommended novels to me. When I turned the phone upside down, I saw a WeChat message—"Do you have time to sit down?"
I was still wondering who sent me this kind of flirty text message. I don’t know if I’m married now. Chen.
I completely forgot about the fact that this person added me. I was going to complain to Yu Haiqiao that this person added me as a friend for no reason, but I was so angry that Yu Haiqiao forgot about it. I replied very coldly Put a question mark, exited WeChat, and was about to chat with my little sister about life, when there was a twisting sound from the guest room door, and after twisting twice, Yu Haiqiao's weak voice came: "I have the key, what's the point of locking the door, big sister?" ?”
"..." I lock it if I want, it's too much for him to control. I didn't say a word, just complained calmly in my heart.
Yu Haiqiao opened the door, holding my water glass in his hand, walked over and put the water glass on my bedside: "Brown sugar water."
I glanced at him, very serious: "I read a book a few days ago, and a gynecologist said that brown sugar water is actually not helpful for menstruating women."
Yu Haiqiao didn't respond and patted his pants to sit on the bed. I immediately said, "Climb on the bed after you took a shower?!"
Yu Haiqiao paused for a moment with his foot on the bed, and then put it down silently, muttering to me in a low voice: "Usually the house is sloppy and I don't see you think it's dirty and I need to clean it up. I always say that when I go to bed without taking a shower .” Hearing the voice was still very aggrieved.
I said loudly: "Why should I clean when there is an aunt at home? I paid for the aunt to clean it, but I still clean it myself?!"
"..." Yu Haiqiao corrected me after a while, "I will pay."
"..." I, "Oh."
Yu Haiqiao gave me a disgusted look, and pointed to the cup on the bedside: "Drink this, I'm going to take a shower."
I said oh.
After he walked out of the bedroom, I turned up from the bed and drank the brown sugar water he had soaked. After putting down the water glass, I still couldn't help getting out of bed and closed and locked the door of the guest room again.
**
Xiao Chen sent me a WeChat message: You don't remember who I am, Shi Ran
Me: Well, my memory is not very good recently.
Xiao Chen: You are still so funny haha.
… I don’t know what this guy is laughing at. Every word I chatted with him was very serious and I couldn’t find the slightest bit of humor, okay? I rolled my eyes and exited the chat box with him, ready to continue watching the protagonist Very sad novel.
Before reading enough 200 words to brew a sad mood, he sent another message: I'm going back to perform in a few days, you probably haven't left your hometown, can I send you two tickets to the show
I turned my head to think about what kind of guy Baidu is now, what kind of show is he doing, is he holding a concert, but I remember that he seemed to have a poor level of music aesthetics when he was in college.
Xiao Chen: Please send me the address, and I will ask my assistant to send you the ticket.
I vaguely felt that he was a bit pretentious, but I couldn't tell you the specifics, so I quit the Baidu search box and replied very pretentiously: Check my time.
Xiao Chen: Why are we old friends, come out and meet.
I don't know where there is an old friend who hasn't seen each other for seven or eight years and has no contact information. I have no idea what this person is thinking. I was at a loss when I heard the sound of Yu Haiqiao turning the door and moved. After two clicks, his slightly broken voice came: "Shi Ran, you are sick, why are you locking the door?!"
As the voice of this person fell, and the footsteps of turning around and leaving, my mobile phone suddenly sent a WeChat voice, which shocked me. After seeing who the person was, I thought that this person would be a star. It's normal, and he pressed the hang up reflexively, and the sound of Yu Haiqiao opening the door with a key came from the door, and the voice chat that had just hung up was sent again, Yu Haiqiao held a pillow in his hand and held the phone in his hand. Throwing the key on the locker by the door, he heard the movement and asked casually, "Who is it?"
I rolled my eyes and hung up the message: "Crazy."
Yu Haiqiao closed the door of the guest room and walked over slowly: "Why didn't you call me insane?"
"Probably because you're crazy enough," I explained.
He came over and glanced at the water glass on the bedside table, lifted the quilt and prepared to get into my already warmed quilt, and I fiercely defended my already warmed territory. The dog Yu Haiqiao reached out and poked my arm: "Move in, you are not paralyzed, you can't even move?"
I hate it: "Didn't you say that you want to defend your right to sleep in the master bedroom, go to the master bedroom and defend your rights."
Yu Haiqiao lifted the quilt and got in. He forced me to the other side of the bed with his shameless spirit. He arranged his pillow and leaned against the head of the bed, and analyzed with me very seriously: "It's cold, Sleeping in two rooms and turning on the air conditioners in two rooms is a waste of electricity and money.”
"Twenty degrees today." I reminded him.
"Fifteen degrees." He retorted me.
"Who wants to turn on the heating at 15 degrees?" I was expressionless.
Yu Haiqiao turned his head to look at me, and let out a coquettish laugh, accompanied by a disgusting voice: "Oh, people are afraid of the cold, it's not like you don't know."
"..." I looked at him.
"..." He winked at me.
I had a headache, and turned over calmly on the bed. Yu Haiqiao, a fool/pussy, actually took out the air conditioner from the drawer and turned it on to heat it up.
"..." I pondered for a moment, then said seriously, "Yu Gou, you are so disgusting."
"It's okay." He himself was very humble.
We were quiet with each other for five minutes, and he suddenly said: "By the way, I may be on a business trip for a week in two days."
"Are you a bad programmer?" I once suspected that Yu Haiqiao chose his job because he didn't have to travel. It’s fine to go to university, it’s fine if you don’t go to graduate school, and it’s fine to find a local job. After work, he occasionally goes on a business trip to the next city. The business trip lasts three days, and he has to go home one day in the middle of the trip. I fell asleep after taking a shower, and took the high-speed train at five o'clock the next day to go to the next city.
This behavior really confuses me, and I kindly persuaded him why he has to go through all this tossing and tossing. As a result, this dog/force told me with a straight face that there were bugs in the hotel room for one night, and he couldn’t stand it. Changing rooms and hotels doesn't work. He has a deep shadow about this, and he wants to go home and sleep.
That's when I gained a new appreciation for just how picky this dog/pussy is.
Yu Haiqiao sighed distressedly after I finished the sarcasm: "I don't want to go on a business trip either! The people in the pharmaceutical factory down below don't know how to use the newly launched system, and I have to give lectures to them. It's so annoying."
I glanced at him and said sincerely, "It's hard work."
Yu Haiqiao glanced at me: "I see you know I'm happy not to be at home?"
I opened my sincere eyes and launched my sincere sight waves: "Where is there?"
Yu Haiqiao said, "Go back to your mother's place for dinner these few nights." He looked at me again after speaking, "Will you drive the car?"
I said, "It won't open."
Yu Haiqiao hates iron but not steel: "You are stupid/crazy, you can't drive after taking the driver's license test for so many years, you have to practice so many times!"
The driver's license was taken during the summer vacation of freshman year, so I got dark several times because of it. I was young and didn't know the importance of sun protection. After I finished the driver's license test, I met Yu Haiqiao on the road one day. When he saw me, he was like a duck He also laughed and said that although I am not usually white, but now I am as black as carbon, I am worried about me, saying that I am almost invisible when I go out at night, I immediately lifted up my tan Several legs kicked him away.
Because I took the driver’s license test relatively early, I haven’t used it much. When I first bought Yu Haiqiao’s car, I drove his car, but several times parking on the side and backing into the garage rubbed his car. The first time I was driving, I didn't pay attention and almost hit the guardrail with the accelerator. Yu Haiqiao was sitting in the co-pilot and pressed my steering wheel and yelled: "Brake, are you stupid?!"
Usually when he said this, I would fight back loudly whenever I heard it, but I was really a little scared at the time and was yelled at by him angrily, which made me a little scared. Talking about telling me not to fucking drive in the future, people will be scared to death, saying that I am a road killer, I don’t know what to do for the driver’s license test, so I might as well sign up for a training class to improve my reaction with that little money ability.
This dog/forced swearing is really ugly. After listening to it, I untied my seat belt and got out of the car and climbed to the co-pilot position. He sat in the driver's seat and drove again with a very serious expression on his face. He didn't talk to me all the way. I After being scolded by him, I didn't want to talk anymore, and even secretly made up my mind to myself that I would never talk to Yu Haiqiao again. He drove to my door. I took off my seat belt and got out of the car, bypassing the front of the car. When I was about to enter my apartment building, Yu Haiqiao honked the horn in the car. I didn’t want to talk to him and continued to walk to my house. Yu Haiqiao honked the horn twice again, and I buried my head and walked to my home. , Yu Haiqiao's voice came from behind: "Shi Ran, did you take the bag?"
I just froze for a moment, adjusted my expression, turned around and walked to his car, his head lay on the driver's window and stared at me, I stood by his window: "Bao."
He took out my bag from inside, raised his hand and handed it to me from the window. I reached out to take it, but after pulling it for a long time, he didn't pull it out of his hand. His arm was on the window of the driver's seat, and his chin was against his arm. After a while, I suddenly blinked and smiled at me.
It was still the very coquettish smile, the type of coquettish smile that blows a spring breeze in March, I stared at him expressionlessly.
Yu Haiqiao propped his chin and asked me slowly: "Are you angry?"
I said, "No, give me the bag and I'm going home."
Yu Haiqiao held my bag tightly, stared at me for a while, and explained to me slowly: "Aren't I worried, what if something happens to you?"