(fourteen)
In my memory, the dog/pussy Yu Haiqiao seemed to say that at the time. It sounded very nice at first, and I was too worried about my safety. Come on, the underlying meaning is absolutely—what if you drove blindly and caused me an accident? ! My own eyes are as sharp as a torch, and nothing about him can escape my eyes. Since he has caused a great shadow in my heart, I will never drive no matter how much he asks me to drive after that. This determination is carried out very well. Thoroughly, when I married him, our family wanted to buy a car as a dowry, but I seriously rejected it with the reason "Yu Haiqiao has two heads and four legs, does he need to drive two cars?"
Up to now, Yu Haiqiao, a bitch, can still point to my nose and say that I am stupid, and I can't drive after getting a driver's license. I think he is really tired of work. Old and new grudges welled up in my heart, and I gave him a hard look. The phone was so happy that it was so alive that it shook again at this moment. I connected the incoming voice with a serious face and an extremely impatient voice. Invitation: "If you have something to say, let it go!!"
Yu Haiqiao leaned against the head of the bed and looked at me suspiciously.
The voice on the other end of the phone had a slight smile: "You still have such a bad temper..."
I moved the phone away and looked at it. It was still Xiao Chen who was still haunted. The 18th-line star is really busy, right? He even pretended to chat with a woman who was a stranger even if he was a stranger. I hate it, men are really strange creatures, I said bitterly: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't know you well, please don't send me such strange messages at night, okay?"
"..." Yu Haiqiao glanced at me again.
The person on the other side of my cell phone seemed to have mental problems and laughed slowly: "I can't tell you any strange news, Shi Ran, I sincerely invite you to come to the concert."
"No time." I refused decisively.
Sitting next to me, Yu Haiqiao suddenly raised his hand slowly to take the mobile phone attached to my ear, and asked me silently: "Harassing calls?"
I looked at him for a second, Yu Haiqiao had already reached out and snatched my phone, I reached out to get my phone back, but he stopped me with one hand, and opened my phone with the other the external voice...
The person on the other end of my phone added slowly: "If you don't want to watch the concert, you can sell the salted fish on the ticket I gave you, right?"
The dog Yu Haiqiao heard the words without knowing the cause and effect, and immediately responded: "Okay, then you can send the ticket over, and you can write down the address now..." He said and reported the address of his company very quickly In the past, after finishing speaking, he asked repeatedly, "Did you hear clearly, do you need me to report it again?"
There was a moment of silence on the other end of the phone, and Yu Haiqiao gave me a comforting look very complacently.
After a while, another laugh came from the other end of the phone: "Okay, I'll ask my assistant to send it later."
Yu Haiqiao pondered for a while, put on a mental outlook of his working state and began to speak: "But are you...?"
The other side said: "Ah, I'm Shi Ran's friend in college." After a while, he said greasy again, "Xiao Chen, haven't you heard of it?"
Yu Haiqiao glanced at me, he threw the cell phone he was holding on to on the bed, stared at my cell phone for a while, and said slowly: "Oh, I haven't heard her mention it before."
I got up and grabbed my mobile phone, said the word "goodbye" coldly and politely, and then hung up the phone.
"..." Yu Haiqiao leaned back against the head of the bed, crossed his hands around his chest, and observed me back and forth with scrutiny.
I got back under the quilt: "Look at the fart."
He stretched out his hand and turned me to Bara in his direction, stared at me and asked, "Can any 108-tier star hold a concert now?"
As he said, he picked up his mobile phone from the bedside and buried his head in typing. After a while, he began to read slowly: "Xiao Chen, born in Fan City, once participated in the variety show "Singing Boys", and finally stopped at the top 18 , Now he is an actor and singer..." He clicked his tongue after reading this, "Is the top 18 something worth showing off? Does he wish to write on his resume that he passed the fourth level in his freshman year and passed the sixth level in his sophomore year?" Grade, four years of university, and finally successfully graduated and got a degree certificate, etc.? Oh, by the way, did he have poor grades when he was studying? Maybe he didn’t pass the exam, otherwise he might edit his encyclopedia .”
Yu Haiqiao's face was very ugly, I followed him and clicked his tongue: "They still have encyclopedias, do you have them, you don't."
Yu Haiqiao glared at me, but continued to read without saying a word: "Born on November 20, 1994..." He haha uttered these two words very dryly with a sense of irony, like the system voice of reading in a reading software, and then Said, "His face is born in 1994, so I may be born in 2000."
I think this person's age must have been faked. Isn't the person born in 1994 many years younger than me? It's impossible. I just feel bored about Yu Haiqiao's enthusiastic posting on other people's Baidu profiles. But for this person's evaluation of the other person's fine-tuned appearance, I think it is very unobjective: "You are not very objective." I spoke very rigorously.
Yu Haiqiao glanced at me, lowered his eyes and continued to stare at the other party's information on his mobile phone, and the intensity of the ridicule began to increase: "The height is 178 cm." He clicked, "The 178 cm refers to the real height of 169 cm. cm, he rounded it up to 170 cm for himself, and if he combed his hair higher, he could grow two centimeters longer. Is it 178 centimeters for the beauty of the figures to this extent?"
Yu Haiqiao's bitch's mouth skills are getting stronger and stronger, so I have to raise my eyes to look him squarely. He is still burying his head and scrolling through the other party's information with his mobile phone. After flipping through quickly with his fingers, he He threw down his mobile phone in disgust, and when he looked at me, he couldn't bear to look directly at him. He looked like a bitter gourd with a sad face, and said, "Oh, I accidentally saw his photo, and it dirty my eyes. Now I want to Need a pair of eyes that haven't seen this picture."
Yu Haiqiao made me laugh, and this bastard made me laugh crazily with his acrimonious tone of a higher level. I couldn't hold it back for a long time. I leaned over him and pinched the flesh on his arm. While pinching and laughing wildly: "You are sick!!!"
Yu Haiqiao reached out to support me, and said to me very seriously: "Where did you put the disinfectant alcohol? I'll go out and disinfect my phone and fingers later."
I couldn't resist stretching out my hand to pinch his chest muscles. This dog/force is very diligent in fitness. It must be said objectively that he is really in good shape. I only squeezed my hand twice. Yu Haiqiao took my hand off and threw it aside. , looked at me with disgust, and said to me in a very noble and glamorous manner: "Stop molesting me, Shi Ran, I am someone you can't get your hands on."
I slapped him on the arm and hummed to him: "You look so ugly when you're jealous."
Yu Haiqiao laughed very quickly when he heard the words: "I'm jealous, who am I jealous?"
I look up at him.
He met my gaze very honestly, with a serious face as if he was attending an important international conference with thousands of cameras in front of him.
I smiled at him: "I'm jealous that other people are stars. If you have fans and encyclopedia, what kind of concert will you have to hold? But what are you? You are a programmer working in a pharmaceutical company, and you are going to go on a business trip to give lectures to others in a few days." social animals."
Yu Haiqiao blinked his eyes, and I saw the corners of his mouth twitch slightly, and then he calmed down very quickly. He blinked slowly at me, as if winking: "What do you think of my brother's appearance, his appearance?" With his height and figure, wouldn't it be better to enter the entertainment industry than him?"
I stared at Yu Haiqiao and was still smiling, then leaned forward and whispered in his ear, slowing down my tone, and whispered softly into his ear: "Your ears are red, stupid."
Yu Haiqiao, a thick-skinned and strange person, hardly has the words "sorry" and shyness in his life, but it almost means that occasionally he will feel embarrassed, and his ears will twitch suddenly at that time. Be red, just like now, so red that I feel like I can squeeze out red ink.
In his silence, I silently clicked my tongue twice, reached out and touched his head, and teased him: "Hey, my sister loves you."
Yu Haiqiao waved my hand away, then turned off the light, got into the quilt, and said two words forcefully: "Sleep."
I had to pursue the victory: "Then do you still want to disinfect your phone and fingers?"
Yu Haiqiao said, "Shut up!"