(twenty-three)
Because Yu Haiqiao and I had a real fight for the first time in our three-year marriage. Of course, in my opinion, this is completely Yu Haiqiao's unilateral quarrel. Words can kill me, I look like a ghost who is joking and refraining from oil and salt all day long. When I get angry, it feels almost like a primary school student breaking up with someone. Walking out of the bedroom, I saw me watching dramas in the living room and spit out three at me forcefully: "Order takeaway."
In order to distinguish it from Yu Haiqiao's dead look, I acted very calmly: "I will eat at my mother's place at night, and I will live at my mother's place for the last few days."
Yu Haiqiao frowned and ignored me.
The next day he went back to continue his business. I stayed at my mother's house for two days. After my mother repeatedly asked me when Yu Haiqiao would come back, I unavoidably reported Yu Haiqiao's return date to her casually. , and then left my mother's house and went back to the single apartment that my family bought before. I haven't lived in this place for a long time. The house is not very popular, so I spent several hours cleaning after work at night. Fortunately, it is a small apartment. Cleaning is quite convenient. After cleaning, I changed into new sheets and quilt covers, and finally lay comfortably on my bed after washing.
I think people should have a house of their own. Otherwise, if you see the person you are quarreling with in sight after a quarrel, you will only be angry and bloody. Maybe you will lose your life because of bad breath. For your own health, I think Everyone should have their own house.
I spent half a month happily in my bachelor apartment. During the period, I went out to eat two meals with Chen Xie, and took her to my nail shop to have her nails done. I went shopping happily Twice on the street, Shuqin and Yang Xiongwei were sent away, and when they said goodbye, they made a very serious promise to them that they would definitely go to the Chinese New Year class reunion.
Yang Xiongwei asked Yu Haiqiao to definitely come too. I told him that I divorced Yu Haiqiao. He was stunned for a long time, and then said, "Are you kidding me again?"
I said, "Then leave immediately."
I probably don't have any credibility when I speak to Yang Xiongwei, he said goodbye to me directly after he laughed a few times.
After working for a week, it came to a happy weekend. My mother asked me to go to her place for dinner with Yu Haiqiao. After saying that Yu Haiqiao and I hadn’t eaten for more than half a month, I hummed twice and said that Yu Haiqiao was still on a business trip. , my mother immediately questioned me: "Didn't you say that he will come back this weekend last time?"
I don't remember what nonsense I said at all, so I made a couple of ahs and said decisively and perfunctorily: "Isn't it still Saturday today?"
My mother said: "Then you two will come to dinner tomorrow weekend, and I specially asked someone to buy an old hen."
I wailed: "Who likes to eat old hens? Please, you don't want to eat when you hear old hens, okay—"
My mother ignored me at all and hung up my phone directly. I had no choice but to send a WeChat message to Yu Haiqiao, who had not been in touch for half a month and was rounded up to be a stranger: "When will you be back?"
Yu Haiqiao replied to my message at ten o'clock in the evening, and it has been about two hours since I sent the message, and this dog replied me with two words and a punctuation mark very coldly: " how?"
I lay on the bed doing thin leg exercises, kicking my legs up and down in the air with great effort while holding up my mobile phone to send him a message back: "It's nothing, just my mother asked you to eat." After typing this line I send it over.
Yu Haiqiao's side showed that it was typing, so I continued typing.
— and get a divorce when I come back...
Yu Haiqiao sent the next sentence: "Go back tomorrow."
I also sent this sentence.
Yu Haiqiao replied to me five minutes later.
**
Yu Haiqiao didn't notify me when he came back on the weekend, but he sat down at my mother's house and my mother called me and scolded me: "Shi Ran, do you know that it's meal time, and you're still outside so late Go shopping with others, you know how to go shopping every day, if you don’t eat, no one else will eat, the whole family is waiting for you?”
At that time, I was thinking about what to order for takeaway at home. After answering my mother’s call, I took a taxi to my mother’s house for no reason. Yu Haiqiao and my father were already sitting at the table talking about the international situation. My mother even glared at me and said I am also not active in eating.
The meal made the three of them happy and happy. Sitting next to me, I was very innocent and pitiful, and my parents pointed out that I didn't look like an adult.
After dinner, my mother asked me to help wash the dishes, and asked me seriously when I was going to have a baby by washing the dishes. I immediately raised my hand and surrendered: "I want to, isn't it not possible? I doubt it." I am infertile."
My mother slapped me on the shoulder: "Fart!" After cursing, she frowned, "I'll take you to the hospital next week?"
I washed down the bowl with water and said to my mother very seriously: "By the way, I just woke up and bought a movie ticket tonight to watch a movie. It's too late and Yu Haiqiao and I will leave first." I shook my hands and walked away. In the living room, Yu Haiqiao was sitting on the sofa in the living room peeling oranges while chatting with my dad. I waved to him, "Let's go."
He raised his eyelids to look at me, and my mother came out of the kitchen wiping her hands: "You two are watching a movie, why don't you bring some oranges home to eat? I went to pick oranges in the orange grove with someone yesterday. They are very sweet." She As he said, he also took a plastic bag to pack oranges for us.
I refused loudly: "Who goes to the movie with a bag of oranges? Where are there no oranges to buy? No more."
Only now did Yu Haiqiao stand up slowly from the sofa: "No need, Mom, it's not convenient for us to bring things to watch movies."
**
Yu Haiqiao, this dog/puss, has a very high status in my family for no reason. If it were me, my mother would definitely say what’s wrong with taking something. I’m too lazy to die. Anyway, it’s inconvenient to drive in the car, so replace it with Yu Hai Qiao said that my mother just smiled when she heard the words and immediately agreed and said yes, and sent us to the door of the house.
Yu Haiqiao and I walked to the place where he parked without saying a word. He was still peeling the oranges while walking. The car key opened the door, and the orange in the other hand turned around and handed it to me, and I took it in a casual manner, thinking about helping him, but I couldn't help but stretch out my hand out of habit after taking it. I stuffed a piece into my mouth, and realized after I was done that I was helping Yu Haiqiao to get things, so I opened the door of the back seat of the car silently and sat in.
Yu Haiqiao sat on the driver's seat and fastened his seat belt, and asked, "What movie are you watching?"
Since Yu Haiqiao didn't care about his own oranges, I sat in the back seat of the car and continued to grab the orange petals and stuff them into my mouth: "No movie, just lie to my mother."
Yu Haiqiao started the car and asked me, "Where are you going?"
He looked a bit like a taxi driver, so I acted like a passenger and replied, "Go to where I live."
Yu Haiqiao's voice came from the front: "Have you been living in your own place recently?"
I said yes, and after a while Yu Haiqiao laughed indifferently: "I'm not at home, why are you staying there?"
Of course it's because my name is written on the real estate certificate of my bachelor apartment. It's ridiculous for Yu Haiqiao to ask this question.
The car drove all the way to the downstairs of my own apartment building. We didn't talk all the time. I seldom get in such an embarrassing environment with Yu Haiqiao. It made me feel uncomfortable sitting in the back seat. His car I just stopped, I opened the car door and jumped down immediately, still holding the orange peel left over after eating the oranges, I was going to find a trash can to throw it away, so I walked a few steps towards the trash can quickly Yu Haiqiao was in the car He called out, "Shi Ran."
I turned around and said "ah".
The lights in the community are very dim, I can't see Yu Haiqiao's expression at all from this angle, I can barely see the outline of this man on the car window, I heard him say in a faint voice: "Tomorrow morning at eight o'clock I will pick you up .”
I usually go to work at nine o’clock, and the place where I live is relatively close to the place of work. When I’m in a good mood, it’s only a 20-minute walk there. I’m a little confused: “Why pick me up?”
Yu Haiqiao said, "Isn't it a divorce? The Civil Affairs Bureau goes to work on Monday."
I have known this dog Yu Haiqiao for nearly thirty years. To me, he is definitely declaring war on me by saying such things. The start horn.
I threw the orange peel in my hand into the trash can, turned my head and nodded in the direction of Yu Haiqiao: "Okay, leave."
**
The next day I rarely slept in. I woke up at 7:15, brushed my teeth and washed my face, and cooked myself a boiled egg. After eating the egg, I put on makeup at the dressing table, changed my clothes, put on a scarf, and left building.
Even if I, Shi Ran, are divorced, I want to divorce beautifully!
When I went downstairs, I compared the eight o'clock that Haiqiao said yesterday to five or six minutes earlier, thinking that I would have to wait in the cold wind for a while, but I didn't expect to see Yu Haiqiao's car parked downstairs at my house when I went downstairs. Go over and pull the car door.
Yu Haiqiao sat in the driver's seat and glanced at me: "Have you had breakfast?"
I smoothed my hair messed up by the wind: "It's too late, hurry up."
Yu Haiqiao threw a divorce agreement to me from the front: "You can see for yourself."
I'm too lazy to read, I'm married to Yu Haiqiao and we don't have any joint property or child support issues, so I didn't even read the agreement, I just took out a pen from my bag and signed my name, and said whatever I wanted Asked: "Have you brought all other materials?"
"Bring it." Yu Haiqiao replied.
It only took ten minutes for the car to reach the nearest Civil Affairs Bureau. Because of the early hours, we didn't even have to queue up. After handing in all the materials, we filled out the required forms in silence.
It didn't take too long. When I came out, I thought that if I had to make a taxi to go to the company, I would even have time to buy a rice ball at the convenience store downstairs and warm it up.
Yu Haiqiao and I went through the formalities at the Civil Affairs Bureau in silence the whole time. After we came out, he stood in front of his car and wanted to send me back to work in the company. I insisted that I didn’t let him send me to work when I got married, so the divorce would be even worse. I need this reason to say that I don’t need to take a taxi back to the company by myself, and I am very good-tempered to let him go quickly. From here to drive to his company, I must be late.
Yu Haiqiao stared at me for a while after hearing the words, then stood in front of the car and gave me a hard look.
I was inexplicably stared at by him, and I couldn't hold back my cynicism: "Stare at me again and I'll pick out your eyeballs!"
Yu Haiqiao ignored my threat, and said angrily, "Are you satisfied with the divorce certificate?"
I immediately expressed my opinion: "I am very satisfied."
Yu Haiqiao turned his eyes away, looked at the passing traffic, and said in a low voice for a long time: "You have to compete with me for everything, that's all right, now that you have won, are you satisfied?"
I think the situation has developed to the point where Yu Haiqiao still keeps pushing the blame on me. I really have nothing to say. He said that he wanted us to get married from his own mouth, cursing and saying It was he who said that I really wanted a divorce. I am really innocent. What I got was a first-hand obedient script. He said marry him, marry him, divorce him, and now he still wants to throw the pot away. On me, it also means that I am the source of this bloody relationship.
Yu Haiqiao is really bad, I began to evaluate how blind I was when I knew Yu Haiqiao this dog/pussy and played with him for more than 20 years. Ready to go back to work.
Yu Haiqiao suddenly said again: "I have a question I really want to ask you."
I realized that the relationship between me and Yu Haiqiao is now calm and clear, and I can leave whenever I want. I have already developed a sense of detachment from my relationship with him, so I calmly responded: "Okay, you say."
Yu Haiqiao said: "The ring I gave you when I proposed to you, except that you wore the ring when we had a simple wedding, where did you throw the ring?"
Oh, I put it on when Yu Haiqiao gave me the ring, and I had to use it when exchanging rings at the wedding. I didn’t wear it at other times, mainly because it was inconvenient to wear the ring, so I put it on my dressing table I really didn't understand what he meant by asking this question, and I remembered later that he had never worn a wedding ring himself.
I first questioned: "Marriage proposal?" If throwing the box containing the ring on me like trash can be called a marriage proposal, then, "It seems to be placed in the dressing table." I answered his question.
After finishing speaking, the dog Yu Haiqiao turned around and slashed at me for no reason, and then asked me in a bad temper: "Have you had breakfast?"
"..." I couldn't understand this person's series of operations, and I was a little disgusted, "After eating, I got bored and went back to the company to work, and the perfect attendance award is gone."
After listening to my words, Yu Haiqiao took out his mobile phone from his pocket with a straight face, poked his fingers a few times, and the mobile phone in my pocket vibrated. I slowly took out my mobile phone to look at it, and Yu Haiqiao said beside me: " Transferring 1,000 yuan to you is not enough for your full attendance bonus for a month, and I don’t know how many thousand yuan a month you get as a salary, and you still act like you don’t know how much you love your work.”
I stared at the account transferred to me by Yu Haiqiao's WeChat, and felt that this stupid/crazy brain should be broken, but insisting on not taking it for nothing, marrying him and divorcing him cost a lot of money. It should not take time, as a loss fee, I poked my finger and received the payment immediately.
Yu Haiqiao opened the car door and got in by himself, then opened the passenger door, leaned over inside and shouted impatiently: "Hurry up, I will get up before seven o'clock and drive downstairs to your house to wait. It's almost nine o'clock now, hurry up and have a meal with me, I'm starving to death."
"..."
Damn it, Yu Haiqiao might really be out of his mind.