(twenty four)
Yu Haiqiao was in such a hurry in the morning, he drove to a nearby Hong Kong-style tea restaurant to have morning tea in a leisurely manner. He ordered seven or eight baskets of things one after another on the table. He picked up his chopsticks and nodded. Just eat, like a starving ghost who has been hungry for most of his life, I am simply amazed. After I finished eating rice rolls, I remembered my new identity and spoke to him as an ex-wife: "Yu Gou, I am going to work. It's good to get together and get away."
This dog Yu Haiqiao had something in his mouth, and he glanced at me when he heard that: "It's good to get together and let a fart go."
This dog/pussy probably gave up being a human completely after receiving the divorce certificate, and he can't say a word of human beings, but I am still a decent human being and I don't care about non-human beings. I took a paper towel and wiped myself Mouth: "Okay, let's not talk, I'm going to work."
Yu Haiqiao reminded me: "I just gave you a thousand transfers."
I'm not a woman who would bend her waist for five buckets of rice, not to mention that Yu Haiqiao stole my mobile phone and transferred it back if the money was in his own account. I was disdainful, so I heard Yu Haiqiao say again: "Eat with me I'll give you a thousand transfers when I'm done."
But I could bend my waist for six buckets of rice. I took back the action of leaving. Seeing Yu Haiqiao's eating, I felt a little weird: "I haven't eaten for a few days. Are you reincarnated from starvation?"
Yu Haiqiao glanced at me and said, "Can you control it?"
"?" Yu Haiqiao, that bastard/pussy, might really be out of his mind. I showed him a half-smile expression, "I don't care if you keep going."
Yu Haiqiao started to slow down after the first wave of eating. Seeing that he might have to eat breakfast for half an hour to an hour, I looked at him with disgust: "You are unemployed and don't need to go to work. gone?"
"Are you in control?" This dog Yu Haiqiao has been late for more than ten years of rebellion, so I almost want to pull out a whip and beat him to death.
I glared at him twice, and advised him not to stick his nose in the face: "Yu Gou, understand the situation, I am your ex-wife now, who cares about your shit."
Yu Haiqiao's belated rebellious period is really menacing, and he even gave me an angry look after I finished speaking: "You also know that you are my ex-wife now, so can you control it?"
When I see the spring, I think about its source. Seeing Yu Haiqiao’s late rebellious period, I reflect on myself, and think about whether I also looked like this when I was in my adolescence. After thinking about it I felt that my adolescence was really logical, reasonable and behaved very dignified and decent, so I gave Yu Haiqiao an even more disgusted look: "Childish."
I think Yu Haiqiao might have been caught off guard by my direct attack on Huanglong. He didn't make a sound for a long time. He finished eating a table in silence, put down his chopsticks and turned his head to look at me calmly. The expression was extremely serious: "Did you always think that I was quite naive?"
Before his words fell, I immediately told him: "Yes."
Yu Haiqiao clicked his tongue and humbly asked me for advice: "For example?"
"For example—" I pondered for a while, "There are too many, I can't tell."
He glanced at me with a half-smile: "I think you're quite naive, Shi Ran."
I retorted: "That's because I'm forever young, always young and beautiful, with an eternal heart."
Yu Haiqiao's expression seemed to be choked by what I said, and he mumbled for a long time: "Damn it..."
I tapped my hand on the table twice: "Check out quickly."
Yu Haiqiao said: "Why do you always have so many fallacies..."
I was ruthless: "Don't get close to your ex-wife, pay the bill, and transfer the money to me."
Yu Haiqiao called someone to pay the bill, and the waiter walked over to Yu Haiqiao with a receipt, and said with a smile, "Sir, the total is 83 yuan. Would you like to pay by WeChat Alipay or cash?"
Yu Haiqiao glanced at me: "Forty one and fifty cents, transfer the money to me later."
I was breathless when I heard the words, Yu Haiqiao really stopped being a human being, I asked him politely: "Who promised to have AA with you? Besides, you probably ate a table of food for seventy yuan and I ate the remaining ten yuan at most. Three." After I finished speaking, I caught a glimpse of the embarrassing expression of the cashier standing next to me, and I seemed to be able to hear the voice deep in her heart—a pair of idiots/forces came to have morning tea early in the morning.
My dignified and decent way of dealing with things does not allow embarrassment to strangers, and at the moment I very much refuse to match with Yu Haiqiao in other people's hearts, even if it is my imaginary other people's inner feelings. The mobile phone politely said to the waiter: "Let me pay, where can I scan the code?"
After I paid 83 yuan with WeChat, I went straight out of the restaurant. Yu Haiqiao followed me and said he would take me to work. I stood by the side of the road waiting for a taxi, and asked him: "Then do I still have to pay?" Fuel to you?"
Yu Haiqiao said shamelessly: "If you want, you can also get reimbursed for the fuel cost of driving downstairs to your house. Oh, you have taken my car so many times, and you went to your mother's yesterday, so you Just go and fill up the gas tank for me."
I suddenly thought of a joke: "If I had a car accident and you went to the hospital to donate blood to me, do you still have to ask me to return the blood donated to you?"
Before the joke came out, Yu Haiqiao frowned, annoyed: "What nonsense are you talking about?"
I rolled his eyes at him and reached out to hail a car. Yu Haiqiao reached out and grabbed my wrist. After I said "let go" twice ruthlessly and completely ignored me, he finally pulled me to his own car. After letting go of his hand, he sighed: "Okay, our department team building today, it doesn't matter if I go later, I will send you to work now."
In this world, there are dogs like Yu Haiqiao. Eight out of ten things that happen in life can be dismissed as if they never happened. One second they are angry and quarreling, and the next second they can ask what to see in the afternoon. Movies, divorced at 8:30 in the morning, and at 7:00 past 9:00, he can calmly say that I will take you to work. Does he think that I am playing house with him? I am his mother in the kindergarten class At that time, did the one pull him to play the "wife" in the play house game
My anger suddenly grew violently under his calm expression and tone, and I said to him word by word: "Yu Haiqiao, get out."
Yu Haiqiao raised his hands in a gesture of surrender in my anger: "Okay, let me go."
**
I was 56 minutes late for work that day. When my colleague came to ask me, I told her, "It's okay to go out with my husband and get a divorce."
Most of my colleagues thought I was joking. Given that my favorite hobby in the company for a long time was telling cold jokes to the department staff with a straight face, it turned out that this person was well established. No one took pity on me as a divorced woman, even my colleagues After listening to it with a smile, he congratulated me and told me that I was late for too long. The boss asked me to talk about life ideals.
The boss is second only to Yu Haiqiao in my life. I can still divorce Yu Haiqiao, but the boss can’t. I sincerely reflect on my mistakes with him, almost like a student who is still studying I also said that I was going to write a review and read it in front of the whole company on Monday, and the boss reluctantly put me back at my desk.
One thousand nine hundred and seventeen yuan can't make up for the pain I have suffered.
And this divorced dog/forced husband has no self-knowledge at all. On the day of the divorce, he used money to lure me to have breakfast with him during the day. In the evening, I came home from work and opened a series of apps that teach cooking to prepare a meal for myself. A sumptuous dinner, before the kitchen utensils were taken out, there was a knock on the door. I thought it was an errand to help buy vegetables. When I got off work, I asked the errand to buy some vegetables at the market, thinking that the food should be the same when I got home. When we got home, Yu Haiqiao was standing at the door when he opened the door.
When I saw him, I wanted to frown reflexively: "Why are you still looking a little divorced?"
Yu Haiqiao smiled and said to me: "Come on for a meal." He squeezed into my room as he said it, and after he squeezed in, he looked around like a fucking dog patrolling the land, and then bent his eyes and asked me : "What's for dinner?"
"Eat shit." I was expressionless.
Yu Haiqiao himself didn't care about my vulgar words at all. He walked to my refrigerator and opened it calmly. After closing the refrigerator, he went to the kitchen to take a glance, and continued to tsk-tsk, "Let's go to the supermarket later and buy something."
I closed the door of the house and walked to Yu Haiqiao, raised my head and stared at his face very seriously. Yu Haiqiao had a very relaxed expression on his face, but after I stared for a long time, he coughed: "What's wrong, now Did you find out that brother is a rare handsome guy?"
I stared at him seriously: "I'm just observing how thick your dog's skin is."
Yu Haiqiao raised the corner of his mouth and smiled very modestly: "It's not bad."