(Twenty-six)
Yu Haiqiao was strangely silent for a few minutes under my agitation. I walked up to the sofa and sat down. I took out a piece of paper from the coffee table to blow my nose. When I got the fourth piece of paper, Yu Haiqiao started to move. He walked up to the sofa and sat down. The sofa I was sitting on was slightly dented because of his movements.
While I was blowing my nose, I caught a glimpse of Yu Haiqiao putting his hands on his knees for a while, then moved them to the edge of the sofa, then lifted them up and put them on his knees neatly, and he said side by side Sitting on the sofa with regular legs and looking like a kindergarten kid, I stretched out my hand to take out a paper and blew my nose. Yu Haiqiao sat next to me and coughed very artificially.
I blew my nose, Yu Haiqiao suddenly dragged his throat under the snot, and spit out like a fucking idiot: "Honey, you hurt me—"
For a while, I only felt my temples throbbing, and my brain was seriously reminding myself that a normal person should not care about fools when I was in the nick of time, but the thoughts at the nick of time were not conveyed to my body through the brain, I couldn't hold back and grabbed the pillow behind me on the sofa with my backhand. I grabbed one of the corners and threw it at Yu Haiqiao with all my strength.
"We don't have a married relationship anymore, stupid/foolish/foolish/foolish!" My set of operations that didn't follow the command of the brain can be called smooth and smooth. If it were in ancient times, it would be too bad to be called a woman in a TV series. Calling him a hero, I grabbed the two corners of the pillow and slammed it on Yu Haiqiao several times.
Yu Haiqiao was sitting on the sofa with his legs crossed in a regular manner, but I dodged left and right, and he fell on the sofa. The other two corners of my pillow.
Facts have proved that women are not as strong as men when they go crazy. He let me grab it for a moment and only exerted a little force. He grabbed my pillow and threw it on the floor of my house. I couldn't control my strength. In a slightly embarrassed posture, he pressed his hands on this guy's chest.
Yu Haiqiao pretended to scream strangely, then blinked at me, very aggrieved: "You hit your chest, my wife."
"What are you farting again?" I felt a sense of frustration that my whole body was blowing into the air. I didn't think I should fall into Yu Haiqiao's eternal trap of whitewashing the peace. I should be calm and serious at this moment. Stand up, then go to the balcony to take out the clothes drying pole at home, wave the clothes drying pole to drive Yu Haiqiao out of my house, and after driving out the gate, he must decisively break the iron clothes in front of his face. I told Yu Haiqiao word by word that he would have such a pole when he appeared in front of me in the future. Before this step was implemented, Yu Haiqiao hugged my lower back with one hand and pressed my back with the other. On the back of my forehead, he wrapped me in his arms.
I struggled for a while, and then found that fitness is quite effective. For example, this dog/pussy looks thin, but with only two arms, it is impossible for me to hide. At this moment, my anger surged again Come up, as a free soul, of course, do not accept any form of imprisonment.
"Yu Haiqiao!" I shouted out a name angrily.
Yu Haiqiao's voice came faintly from the top of my head into my ears: "Shi Ran, I confess my love to you."
"..."
"I was wrong, I like you. I like you wearing pink skirts in primary school, I like your quarreling with the math teacher in front of the whole class in junior high school, and I like you squatting on the basketball court with the physical education teacher to settle accounts with the physical education teacher and say that he is much less. One physical education class belongs to white-collar wages, and I also like that you go to school with a flat head and don’t care about anything, I like your talk, I like your smile, I like your height and appearance, I like your thoughts and soul, I like everything about you.” Yu Haiqiao’s voice Slowly, I uttered a few sentences in parallel sentences. I don’t know if it’s because of the high temperature in the room or because Yu Haiqiao’s heartbeat is too fast. Anyway, my ears are hot, and the hot flashes flashed in my brain. There were a lot of swearing words, and every nerve in my brain was telling me—after passing Yu Haiqiao, these words made the listener feel nauseous, but these abusive sentences passed from the brain to the Before the vocal tract, it was evaporated into air by the heat in the body.
—Damn it, I can't even say a word because of it. My fingers are slightly curled up because of this shame, and this sober finger on my body is seriously urging me and Yu Haiqiao to have a war that will never admit defeat. If Yu Haiqiao uses parallelism The confession and analysis of the sentence left me speechless, so I will study hard in the days to come Love words technology, orcs will never do it, no wrong, Shi Ran will never admit defeat!
I cautiously gave an answer that kept both of us from feeling nauseous: "I'm sorry, then I'm quite superficial. I just like your height and your face."
Yu Haiqiao didn't pay too much attention to my answer that might sound perfunctory but was actually very sincere. He kissed me lightly on the top of my head. In order not to disturb the atmosphere, I didn't tell him that I hadn't seen him for three days. About washing your hair.
There was a faint smile in Yu Haiqiao's voice: "You never told me." He loosened his hands slightly, and lightly wrapped them around my waist. I raised my face and glanced at him. , Yu Haiqiao's throat rolled, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he laughed a few times from his throat. He smiled and said, "From this angle, it looks quite abstract."
I just made a sneer at him blankly, and he suddenly raised his head and bit my lower lip like a dog holding a bone.
My curse words were stuck in my throat, Yu Haiqiao bit my lower lip with two rows of teeth, and he spat out every single word with great difficulty: "You don't tell me anything fucking!!"
I glared at him, because I was too close to him and my eyes became cross-eyed.
Yu Haiqiao let go of the teeth holding my lips, and began to suck my lips slowly. The tip of his tongue slightly slid over the place where I was bitten by him. He closed his eyes for a while and let go of my hoarse voice. Said: "I always make you cry." Yu Haiqiao touched my face with one hand, scratched the corner of my eye with his fingertip, then opened his eyes and kissed the corner of my eye, staring at me.
I think human beings should respect the facts, and I respected the truth and slowed down my voice and explained to Yu Haiqiao: "It's not always. There are several times when I watch or watch movies and cry."
Yu Haiqiao paused, then squinted his eyes and laughed: "Shi Ran, you always spoil the atmosphere like this. Every time I muster up the courage to talk to you in a serious manner, I will be interrupted by you. You still have the right to say that I Don’t you think you’re a girl?” He glanced at me at this point, “I’d like to hug you for fear of falling in my hands and melting in my mouth, but are you, Miss Shi Ran, willing?”
I have a slight distaste for such adjectives: "I hold you in my hands for fear of falling, and for fear of melting in my mouth, would you like it?"
Yu Haiqiao smiled and uttered a few words shamelessly: "I can't ask for it."
The posture of lying on Yu Haiqiao for a long time made my body a little stiff. I was about to get up from him. Yu Haiqiao put his arms around my waist and buried his head on my neck. He took two deep breaths: " Don't move, let me hug you."
I suddenly felt an indescribable discomfort. When I cursed people hoarsely just now, I only felt anger, a kind of anger that was about to burst out. After the anger was vented, I was momentarily dazed, and I didn’t know what I was talking about. , I don't know what I'm doing, and I don't know what kind of result I want to get. Yu Haiqiao's voice is muffled in my ears, making me dazed what the two of us are doing.
According to the two adults, Yu Haiqiao moved to my neighborhood when he was three years old. We went to the same kindergarten together. The kindergarten teacher shared snacks and I snatched his biscuits and gave him candies; we went to the same kindergarten. In elementary school, he copied my homework for me, and my teacher in class asked him to answer the questions for him secretly reported the answers to him; in the same junior high school, I was taller than him in the first grade of junior high school, and I was anxious to be by his side when he fell to the ground while playing basketball I wandered around and almost carried him directly to the infirmary. My aunt came and covered the blood of the school uniform trousers, and he took off the school uniform and tied it around my waist; we went to the same high school and went to college in the same city.
Ninety percent of our lives are closely related to each other's lives. We think we have everything to talk about, and there is nothing in this world that can hinder our connection.
I couldn't help but reached out and touched Yu Haiqiao's head, and called out his name in a slow voice: "Yu Haiqiao."
Yu Haiqiao let out the word "um" from his nasal cavity.
I apologized to him: "I'm sorry."
Yu Haiqiao asked me, "Why do you apologize?"
I told him: "Just think of it as the fact that I snatched your biscuits a few times for kindergarten."
Yu Haiqiao put his arms around me and laughed a few times, my chest was slightly ups and downs, he moved slowly against my head and kissed my jaw along the main artery in my neck, I twisted neck, and told him seriously: "itch."
Yu Haiqiao bit my chin lightly, and he sighed softly: "Shi Ran, I give you all my heart, I'm afraid you don't want it." Yu Haiqiao's voice was dull, "I never Dare to think that you care about me and my feelings, I thought you don't want me, I don't want my feelings, you don't want any feelings."
One of my weird nerves played its role again at this moment, and I asked very inappropriately: "Is your high score in high school composition the reason why you use more parallel sentences?"
Yu Haiqiao paused for breath when he heard the words, and then stared at me with a look of resentment. He said viciously: "Sometimes I see you pretending to know nothing and don't care about anything with a fool." It looks like I want to bite you to death!" After speaking, he bit my jaw angrily.
I couldn't hold back and yelled: "Are you a dog?!"
Yu Haiqiao loosened his mouth, and kissed with his soft lips where he had made a slight tooth mark, and he suddenly let out a muffled laugh: "So you're not pretending to be a fool."
I thought his next sentence would say that I was really a fool. He turned his head to look at me with a slight smile in his eyes: "You are just angry with me."
His hands on my waist suddenly moved up, and his palms suddenly pressed against my cheeks. I was caught off guard for a moment and my mouth was pouting. Yu Haiqiao squinted his eyes and stared at me. , he blinked his eyes, slowly and unhurriedly: "Since getting married to get angry until now, Shi Ran, you can really be angry." Before he finished speaking, he opened his mouth and bit me directly. Puckered lips.
"?" Yu Haiqiao said you are a dog, you really are a fucking dog! ! !
After he finished biting, he pecked my lips several times, and then let go of his hand covering my face. I shook off him and walked away from the mad dog. I quickly moved to a single sofa next to me, and pulled out a piece of paper. Wiped his mouth.
Yu Haiqiao was still lying flat on the sofa, he bent his eyes and smiled for a long time, and suddenly laughed out loud, I really can't understand the brain circuit of this mad dog Yu Haiqiao at the moment, and his brows just frown Frowning, Yu Haiqiao rolled over from the sofa, he walked to me and squatted down, reached out and grabbed my hands to caress his own face, looking at me can be called gentle, he blinked slowly: "I just like you very much. In high school, Chen Xie said that she was going to apply for university and would go abroad in the future and asked me what university I was planning to go to. I was thinking that Shi Ran would go to a university in this city. If I went to another university, I would I won't see her for a long time, I don't think so."
I took a look at Yu Haiqiao, and it stands to reason that I should at least be touched under normal circumstances, but I am too familiar with Yu Haiqiao, and I always feel that a few layers of exaggeration are added to the truth: "You are not so Are you in love?"
Yu Haiqiao grabbed my hand and stroked his face, and rolled his eyes: "Well, you know I'm not self-motivated, I did think about it for a while before applying for the exam, and I did hesitate about what kind of life I want to live. In the end, I found that I didn’t have any big pursuits in my life. My family’s conditions were not bad, my parents had a good job, and they had retirement pensions. I didn’t need me to earn a lot of money to support them, and I didn’t expect a lot of money from myself. Dagui, it’s enough to be able to eat and wear without worrying about supporting one or two hobbies and not appear to be stretched, and a life like this that stays with my parents and loved ones is already very good for me.”
I still want to lament that Yu Haiqiao's eloquence and writing ability are really not good enough. Although I really don't want to admit it for a long time, Yu Haiqiao is indeed a very capable person. Although I often complain about him. Self-motivated, but it cannot be denied that he has been smart and responsible since he was a child. He is really not happy with the things entrusted to him, but he will definitely do it after he promises, and he will do his best. At best, he can live the life he planned for himself.
I want to sigh a little, I am ashamed to talk about Yu Haiqiao's excellence, like a villain full of jealousy.
Yu Haiqiao squatted in front of me and clicked his tongue: "You made it like this, I said I love you 100 points, but you have to correct it and say it is only 75 points."
I stared at Yu Haiqiao, and suddenly felt that Yu Haiqiao's appearance was quite pleasing to the eye, so I said, "A passing score of 60 is enough."
Yu Haiqiao smiled and said, "I used to think that our relationship is too strong. We can be friends for a lifetime, and we can go to the same nursing home when we get old." He said, "I sometimes see you coming and going The male friends who go there will also refer to you, whether this man is good, whether he will treat you well, whether he will tolerate your bad temper, whether such a person is worthy of you. "
"Stupid/crazy." I couldn't hold back the curse for a moment, and my mood became very complicated at this moment.
Yu Haiqiao said: "Yeah, then I thought I was stupid/crazy, why should I judge whether other men treat you well, why not me, why can't I treat you well by myself?"
I blinked.
Yu Haiqiao raised his eyes and looked at me: "Then I proposed to you. I was very nervous on the day of issuing the marriage certificate. I was also a little happy and a little worried. I was afraid that you would meet someone you liked in the future, and that you would pursue freedom too much. I am afraid that my relationship with you will imprison you, I am afraid that you like others and you will be embarrassed to say goodbye to me, and I am afraid that I will not be willing to let you go with others."
There are many moments in Yu Haiqiao's life that make me sad, and also move me a lot, and occasionally make me feel extremely stupid.
Things like when he got into fights with me when I was a kid and said I wasn't a girl made me really upset.
When I was in junior high school, I used my school uniform to cover my pants with blood, which moved me; when I was rebellious in high school, I quarreled with my mother and ran away from home. I saw him squatting at the gate of the courtyard eating fried skewers. Said that he vented his anger, so I left with my fetal legs, and then Yu Haiqiao caught up with him on a bicycle. He took me around the city on a bicycle, from the sun setting at 6 pm to the street lights turning on, and then to the moon and stars coming out, The number of cars on the street has changed from more to less, the traffic lights on the small road have stopped working and only the yellow light is flashing on the road, and the whole city is very, very, very quiet, and the whole world is very quiet. He moved me.
But never has this moment moved me and made me feel that he is really an extremely stupid person.