(Twenty-seven)
I was made a little uncomfortable by Yu Haiqiao, and I started to blow my nose again while drawing paper, and complained to him while blowing my nose: "What are you doing, bullying me, is my composition not as good as yours? , what this is the back of my hand this is the back of my foot what are you mine... "
Yu Haiqiao said: "You are my baby."
"..." I glanced at him, and he looked at me, and I couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Yu Haiqiao blinked, he grabbed one of my hands and covered his flushed cheeks, innocent and pitiful: "You slapped me back."
I hissed, and retracted my own hand that was covered by him on my face, and I leaned over to stare at that half of my face seriously.
—Damn, I feel bad.
I leaned over and kissed his face, then reached out and hugged his head: "Wrong, wrong, I was wrong." I moved away and blew gently on his face, and after blowing, I still couldn't hold back my triumph I muttered in my heart, "Then I'm out of breath. When a woman is angry, she should hide as far away as possible. Why do you keep moving forward?"
Yu Haiqiao also muttered in a low voice: "Damn it, you're not a domineering president who says that when a woman is angry, he rushes up to seal her mouth, and even says domineeringly, 'You are my woman, you can't be sad on your own' !"
"..." I withdrew my arm around Yu Haiqiao, looked at him suspiciously, and began to wonder whether this idiot's IQ was within the normal range of human beings, "Do you think Chairman Mao is domineering?"
Yu Haiqiao's eyes slanted: "Aren't you fucking seeing a domineering president fall in love with me?!"
I continued to stare at Yu Haiqiao suspiciously. Yu Haiqiao moved his eyes and turned his face in my direction: "It hurts, kiss again."
I wanted to let his IQ return to normal before talking to me, but when I saw his red face, I couldn't hold back my apology, so I leaned over and gave him a light peck on the face: "It doesn't hurt anymore, my dear."
Yu Haiqiao suddenly stretched out his hand to hug me, turned his head and gently squeezed my lips, I muttered for a long while, intending to say that you are really a fucking dog reincarnated, why do you bite people every day, but because your mouth can’t open so no sound can be made.
After Yu Haiqiao sucked for a while, he stretched his hands into my clothes very naturally, and I said, "Hey, hey, ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, why haven't I eaten under the light of Lang Lang
There was just a knock on the door, accompanied by: "Is anyone here, errands."
"..."
"..."
Yu Haiqiao let go of me, I patted my clothes, and gave him a silent look, he was still squatting on the ground, I got up to open the door, and then stood up Yu Haiqiao grabbed my hand, I saw He: "I'm going to open the door and play by myself."
Yu Haiqiao gritted his teeth: "My feet are numb and I can't stand up!"
"..." Sure enough, I shouldn't look at Yu Haiqiao with a normal person's thinking. I helped the old man up from the ground with a "hehe" head, put the old man on the sofa and trotted to open the door.
After receiving the things from the errand runner, thanking you and closing the door, Yu Haiqiao sat on the sofa and knocked on his legs. I put the vegetables I bought into the kitchen, but I still couldn't help complaining: "Yu Gou, you are so stupid and chic. ah."
Yu Haiqiao suddenly said a very abrupt sentence: "You hit me."
"...?" I gritted my teeth.
Yu Haiqiao said: "Is there any eggs? Boil an egg and roll it off your face. Don't you like my face? It's swollen and you turn around and you just throw it away."
"..." I was dumb and ate Coptis chinensis and turned to get eggs from the refrigerator.
Yu Haiqiao said again: "I really want to eat egg custard."
Me: "Eat a fart!"
Yu Haiqiao said faintly, "You hit me."
"..."
How can there be such a dog in this world! ! I was angrily knocking eggs in the kitchen.
**
The boiled eggs were boiled in the water for five minutes, then they were stuffy for another minute. When he finally threw the eggs to Yu Haiqiao, he looked at me helplessly. Him about it.
I went to him and sat on the armrest of the sofa to peel the egg shells. I felt calm after peeling them. Gently warned him: "It's enough to kick my nose and face today, and say I'm going to get mad later."
Yu Haiqiao looked up at me, with the corners of his mouth curled up and his eyes curled up, without speaking or disagreeing.
I took the egg and rolled it on his face for several minutes. After rolling, I lowered my head and gave him a very loud kiss on the forehead: "Okay!" I withdrew my hand and gave the used egg to Yu Haiqiao Holding it, Yu Haiqiao took the egg slowly with one hand, and with the other hand, he first rubbed his face that was rolled by the egg, and then rubbed his forehead, he lowered his eyes, oops! One voice: "Shi Ran, you molested me, you have to be responsible for me."
I said: "Okay, I will be responsible for you, who made me such a responsible person."
Unlike some people who are so timid and dare not say or do things to bully me by biting their own nonsense, I, Shi Randa, don't care about him, and even make him embarrassed.
Who let, who let...
Who made him a dog, huh, huh.
**
The steamed egg custard for Yu Haiqiao was filled with too much water, and it was not boiled. Yu Haiqiao walked to the kitchen with a serious face when he saw this. He stared at the egg custard for ten seconds, then turned to look at me: " Don’t I just want to eat egg custard, is this dish a Man-Han feast? You have cooked it for three years, and the chance of success is only half and half?”
I was a little embarrassed, so I covered it up with a smirk, ran to the living room clutching my stomach, and sighed happily: "I'm so hungry, why don't I order a takeaway first."
Yu Haiqiao yelled: "No takeaway, I'm here to cook." There was a loud noise from the kitchen. I sat in the living room and secretly glanced back. He also muttered, "I'm such a little cabbage. I come to your door to scold you, call you, and even cook for you. I don't have any hobbies or things I like to eat in this life. I just eat your egg custard and you will eat it." If you don’t do well, your life will be miserable.”
I tentatively said: "I cooked a table for you last time, haven't you had enough?"
Yu Haiqiao continued: "Who the hell told you that you can only make egg custard, and you can't even cook egg custard well. Can you cook dishes with a little bit of technical content?!"
"..."
Yu Haiqiao said: "I have cooked for you for three years, and if you argue with me and ask you to order takeaway, you will be angry and move back to your own house, and I will come all the way to cook for you."
I kept calm: "Hey, hey, hey, hey, he's too much like a resentful woman, I've overplayed it."
Yu Haiqiao turned his head and looked at me: "Your kitchen utensils are not working well, why don't you go home tonight?"
I reflexively said, "It's not that the two of us just got the divorce certificate today, it's not so fast."
Yu Haiqiao narrowed his eyes and looked at me.
I immediately made up for it: "Maybe you've been single for two days and found out how fucking happy you are being single."
Yu Haiqiao still squinted his eyes and looked at me: "Are you chaotic and abandoned?"
I couldn't help laughing: "Okay, the end of the year is coming soon, I'm busy summarizing work, and I was scolded by the leader today, let's talk about it after the New Year."
Yu Haiqiao's face drooped, his face was full of displeasure, and he turned his head to chop the vegetables. I walked over to help wash the vegetables or something, but he cut the vegetables without saying a word.
I leaned over and kissed him on the face. Although this behavior is really hypocritical, but the effect of flattery is very obvious. Yu Haiqiao's eyebrows trembled, and he stared as if he was trying not to talk to me but couldn't help it. I glanced at him: "Shi Ran, you fucking bully me! Kejin bully me!"
Oh my, what did I say
Yu Haiqiao's expression calmed down, he withdrew his gaze from my face, and put away the dishes with a very gentle expression: "It's up to you, as long as you're happy."