(Twenty-eight)
It’s really busy at the end of the year, but not busy at work. There are a lot of things in the company. I live close to work, so I haven’t moved back home for the time being. Yu Haiqiao still came to live with me for a few days. People usually get up at 7:00 or 8:00, but here I get up at 7:00 every day, and others have a habit of staying in bed. When the alarm clock rings, they have to lie in bed for ten minutes. When they wake up, their faces are full of displeasure. Moreover, at the end of the year, the company also has a lot of meetings and meetings. He is also a department leader, and he has a lot of shit. Sometimes he works overtime, and it is even later when he drives to me. Now I have changed my mind and treated Yu Haiqiao with spring-like warmth. Seeing him feel so distressed, I asked him to go home to live, so as not to run around like this.
Yu Haiqiao heard the words and expressed strong condemnation of my act of chasing people. Since I have recently mastered a new skill to coax Yu Haiqiao, he is a dog. The eldest and young master finally moved back home, but he often worried about me on WeChat: "What do you eat at night, and you eat takeaway?" Inexplicably, I became an old mother, and I resisted the urge to laugh at him, Shun Maolu: "Brother, I really know how to cook. If I can't, I can cook instant noodles very nutritiously."
Yu Haiqiao sent me an emoji of a little girl's suspicious eyes.
I continued to masturbate: "I can't do anything because I'm by your side. You're too powerful to spoil me." With a kissing expression.
Surfing the Internet recently, I have learned a lot of love words, and Yu Haiqiao is more than enough.
Yu Haiqiao's deformed mouth, dislike and integrity, when I used this technique tentatively for the first time, would make me very embarrassed to reply with a series of ellipsis, and would also complain about me in disgust—are you disgusting
I’m okay, I’m very receptive, and I sent a few text messages—not disgusting, I decided to face my heart calmly.
After a long time, Yu Haiqiao became very useful, and he was so sure. I was thinking why I didn't use this trick when I was mad at him every day.
After I became more and more comfortable with coaxing Yu Haiqiao, the annual leave was about to end. I went home on a weekday night and chatted with Yu Haiqiao on WeChat until eleven o'clock in the evening. During the voice call, I suddenly saw a WeChat message from someone while I was chatting with Yu Haiqiao.
It’s a person who hasn’t been on stage for so long that I almost forgot he was in my phone. He sent me a message and asked me—how was the performance last time? Do you have time to see me during Chinese New Year
I stared at my phone and wondered who you are, who did you meet for a show, I don’t know why.
This brother sent me another message and asked me: "You don't have to be so vigilant about me, and I don't mean anything. It's been so many years, and there is one thing that has always puzzled me."
"What's the matter?" Human beings die of curiosity.
Xiao Chen sent a message: "I had a good relationship with you when I was in college, and even said it was very ambiguous. If you take another step, you can start a romantic relationship. I even bet with my roommate at the time that you will fall in love within a few days." Become my girlfriend, but suddenly one day I found out that I was blocked by you and I couldn’t contact you. I have been very puzzled about this matter for so many years. Some time ago when I saw an old classmate suddenly mentioning you when I was shooting an advertisement, I suddenly Thinking about this incident, I am still very curious when I think about it, and I want to know the answer even more after a long time."
"..." A man is really an inexplicable creature, he always has a kind of enigmatic self-confidence, I almost want to roll my eyes, "Isn't it, brother, you have remembered this for so long?"
"I'm curious as soon as I think about it, and I become curious after a long time. No, you have to answer my questions."
Crazy guy, sure enough, the entertainment industry is not easy to mix in. He went in and stayed alone for a few years, and he became like this. I didn't reply to his message, so I sent Yu Haiqiao a WeChat message.
"Yu Gou laughed so hard, remember that star named Xiao Chen, this person sent me a WeChat message asking me why I ignored him ten years ago, and whether he was out of his mind." After sending the message, I put down my phone and got ready To take a bath.
Xiao Chen sent again: "I really don't understand. The day before yesterday, you and I were eating and chatting with friends on the street in front of the school. I even sent you back to your dormitory downstairs. When I sent you a message the next day, I found out that you dragged me away. Hei, I can’t get through on the phone, and I can’t see anyone when I go to your school to see you, but I was annoyed at the time that I didn’t put more effort into my curiosity.”
I sent him a message back: "I don't remember, you think too much, take some time to do some mental consultation and don't take everything to heart." After I finished speaking, I put down my phone and went to the bathroom to take a shower.
After I came out, I saw Yu Haiqiao bombarded me with several messages and sent me several call requests. I walked towards my bedroom while touching my phone.
Yu Haiqiao's first message was not very civilized—fuck me and block that grandson.
The second message also involved a life attack—wasn't it what you were talking to that dwarf at night
The third message is after sending me a few calls and I didn't answer - why didn't you answer my voice! !
I replied to him: "You just took a shower, why are you so excited?"
Yu Haiqiao didn't reply to my message. I sat in front of my dressing table and did my own skin care procedures very seriously. I applied layer by layer to my face very carefully. I glanced at the phone, but Yu Haiqiao hadn't responded to the message. I don't think he could be so powerful. He fell asleep in seconds after sending several messages in a row, and sent him a call request while walking on the bed.
After waiting for a few seconds, thinking that this person would not be really tired and fell asleep in seconds, and was about to hang up the phone, Yu Haiqiao accepted the invitation, panting, and said on the other side of the phone: "Open the door .”
"Huh?" I thought I was hallucinating.
Yu Haiqiao's voice was deep and clear, "Open the door."
I got off the bed, opened the bedroom door, went to the door and opened the door. Yu Haiqiao stood at the door and frowned when he saw me: "When will you move back?"
I was stunned: "What are you doing here so late?"
Yu Haiqiao stood at the door, his voice getting lower and lower: "I get up half an hour early every morning to send you to work?"
I continued to be confused: "Why didn't you come here?"
Yu Haiqiao frowned: "I have something to confess to you."
I had doubts in my eyes: "Are you seriously ill?"
Yu Haiqiao stood at the door, I reached out to touch his hand, it was still quite cold outside in the winter, after I let go, I waved: "Come in quickly, it's freezing."
Yu Haiqiao walked in bitterly, changed into his indoor slippers and sat on the sofa, and told me solemnly, "Pour a cup of hot water."
I poured him a glass of water with the quilt, and handed him to sit beside his armrest: "What are you coming to confess to me at night for no reason?"
He drank all the warm water in the cup in one gulp, glanced at me, hesitated: "I said it..."
Me: "Say it, what are you hiding from me?"
Yu Haiqiao frowned, and tentatively said for a while: "That..."
"What?" I remained gentle and calm.
Yu Haiqiao: "That little star."
"...?" I wondered.
Yu Haiqiao turned his head and stared at mine sincerely. He spoke very quickly. If converted into words, it might be a long paragraph without a single punctuation mark in the middle: "When you were in college, you didn't like that person. I'm about to fall in love, and I'm going to fuck around in front of me, I'm so upset that I lost my mind for a while and told you that he hooked up with other women and went to the hotel and then... "
It was very difficult for me to extract key information from this long series of words: "You lied to me at that time?"
Yu Haiqiao whispered: "Then who told you to show your affection in front of me, a single dog? It's not that this kind of thing is not easy to do. Ha, show off love and die quickly, wife hahaha..."
I looked at Yu Haiqiao with doubts in my eyes, and for a while, I didn’t know whether to say that Yu Haiqiao was stupid/forced other people’s rumors, or whether I should say that Yu Haiqiao’s brain is not normal. When I came to my door and explained to me, so many thousands of words were combined into one sentence: "You are sick!" Human beings also use poor words when they are surprised.
Yu Haiqiao looked at me, pretending to be very pitiful.
I really can't understand: "This kind of thing is worth remembering for such a long time, and why did you come here to explain it to me at night???"
Yu Haiqiao glanced at me, and after a while he stretched out his hand to grab my hand, put it on his palm and squeezed it lightly, and said softly: "You have never liked anyone in your eighteen years of life, and if you suddenly like someone else, I will I was a little worried that that person was not good, but after inquiring, I found that this person is very ordinary from head to toe, and he only got 40 points in the mathematics college entrance examination, and I don't think he likes you much, so he bet with his roommate when he can get you After getting it, I don’t think he’s very good at it.”
I stared at Yu Haiqiao: "So you lied to me that he cast a net everywhere and stepped on several boats?"
Yu Haiqiao bent his eyes and nodded obediently at me. If my brain is broken, I might be grateful on the spot to give him the trophy and express my sincere thanks for his noble morals. Broken heart for my love life.
I said ah, and sighed plainly: "Yu Haiqiao, you moved me so much!"
The expression on his face paused, and then he let out an oops, and smiled: "It's nothing, I should do it, what is the relationship between us, isn't it hehehe."
I glanced at him and smiled, "What's the relationship between us?"
Yu Haiqiao immediately said, "The relationship between husband and wife is certain!"
I questioned: "The divorce certificate is still in the drawer in my room."
Yu Haiqiao immediately added: "Love than Jin Jian is a free love relationship that will not be bound by the shackles of reality!"
Yu Haiqiao amazed me more and more, I was angry for a while and funny for a while, these two emotions collided in my body repeatedly, I rolled my eyes: "Yu Haiqiao, you are really amazing, I am so touched Yes, as your friend, you strictly check whether that person’s boyfriend is qualified, and as a husband and wife, you also support any propositions of your significant other. I am so touched. I don’t know who got the blessing from the previous life to know you.”
Yu Haiqiao smiled obediently and replied with silence.
But I was curious again: "But why did you suddenly remember what happened so long ago and came to tell me?"
Yu Haiqiao muttered in a low voice: "It's not that the grandson somehow contacted you and somehow asked about such a long time ago."
I couldn't understand: "If he asks, I'll just ask, and my mother can realize that you are a complete dog because he asked this question. Humans and dogs are reproductively isolated and are not suitable for being together, and then turn around." Is it the right way to go with a human like him?"
Hearing this, Yu Haiqiao raised his head and looked at me with burning eyes. His eyes blinked very slowly, so slow that I—
I couldn't help but scolded: "No way! You don't think I like him or he still likes me!! How many fucking years ago did this happen? Are you out of your mind? Your IQ was eaten by a dog. Have you become mentally retarded?!"
Yu Haiqiao was dumbfounded by my yell for a moment and then fucked softly, then looked at me with an innocent face: "I always thought you fucking liked that stupid/forceful little star... I always thought he was yours Cinnabar mole, your white moonlight..."
Me: "Wait, don't be a cultural person and make up words and sentences, what are you doing?!"
Yu Haiqiao's face was heavy, and he said slowly: "Do you still remember the scene when you told me that you and this little brat were about to fall in love? I didn't lie to you and said that the hanging hair was hooking up with the girl and acting suspiciously." ..." When he mentioned this place, he observed my expression for a second, and then said, "You burst into tears on the spot, crying so badly, I was so dumbfounded by crying." Yu Haiqiao whispered, "I told you You have known each other for 18 years and I have never seen you cry like that. At that time, I was still thinking about what is going on, this woman, isn’t she just a man who I have known for a few months? Is it like this? Damn, I’ve known you for so long, I’m afraid I’ll see you cry for me only once after I’m dead. I think this woman Shi Ran is really bad. " Yu Haiqiao said, frowning here, looking at me with inexplicable anger, "Are you crying?"
This matter is a bit embarrassing, and it is useless to say more, and I really do not want to say more, especially after so many years in front of Yu Haiqiao, I am willing to accept this beautiful misunderstanding, I coughed and said perfunctorily: "Young and frivolous, young frivolous."
Yu Haiqiao stared at me for a moment: "You're not young or frivolous now?"
I waved my hand calmly: "No, no." In order to prevent the topic from continuing, I quickly changed the topic, "But Yu Haiqiao, you are also really great. Look at the difference in ideology between us. If you fall in love with other men after marriage, do you want to divorce me or smile and wish me happiness."
Yu Haiqiao frowned, and he was silent for a long time.
Suddenly swearing: "Fuck your fucking open marriage, fuck the differences in ideology, you fucking dare to be with other men..."
"What are you doing?"
Yu Haiqiao gritted his teeth: "I'll fucking cry for you!"
The atmosphere was quite serious at first, but I couldn't hold back my laughter when Yu Haiqiao teased me: "You cry, you cry, if you don't cry, you are a puppy!"
Yu Haiqiao pinched my wrist and chuckled softly amidst my wild laughter: "You don't want to make me sad."