100 Reasons to Kill My Husband

Chapter 3

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Tonight until Yu Haiqiao entered the house, the most important reason why I should kill this dog, I haven't said yet.

He's a lying dog/pussy.

From when I was studying, it was clear that I went out to play by myself, but I wanted to tell my family members-"Shi Ran's grades in the class test last week were too bad, so I went to make up for her." Then she appeared at my door with a schoolbag on her back and looked like a good student. Gaining my mother's trust, she tricked me out of the house by giving me lectures as an excuse, and after tricking me out of the house, she went to play basketball and games by herself. Learn the true meaning of learning and progress by yourself in the place of learning.

At that time, I was young and ignorant and worried about my academic performance. I fell for his words several times, and finally told my mother the truth of the matter out of anger, so that this matter got the result it deserved.

After this dog became an adult, he even lied and opened his mouth. He tricked my parents into thinking that my marriage to him was a blessing I had cultivated in several lifetimes. Even a popsicle can look at me innocently and deny it: "I don't have any."

This dog doesn't have a single truth in his mouth, he is the only one in my family. Could it be that my popsicle has long legs and can run? He even told such low-level lies, and my understanding of him went to a new level immediately after the conversation was completed, so that I gave him the middle finger after ten seconds of silence, and returned to the bedroom Lying silently on the bed, he emptied my shopping cart with his Alipay intimate payment.

In view of the principle that money can indeed buy happiness, I have been happy for several days. Compared with Yu Haiqiao, I feel a little bit more handsome than before, and I don’t call him Yugou on WeChat anymore. Even today In the afternoon, after receiving several deliveries at the company, I happily ordered afternoon tea for him and eight colleagues in his department.

It was originally as a surprise to let the delivery man deliver to the front desk of his company, but was told that this guy was not in the company.

I immediately greeted Yu Haiqiao gently and politely, and he replied with three words—outside.

I just typed to explain that I ordered afternoon tea for his entire department, and Yu Haiqiao said, "Chen Xie came back from France and treated me to coffee."

No one knows why the IT department manager of a pharmaceutical company is so free during working hours that he can skip work to go out for coffee and meet his ex-girlfriend.

Yes, Chen Xie is Yu Haiqiao’s high school belle. He has been in touch with Yu Haiqiao on and off. When I was in college, I was in a very beautiful ambiguous period with a music player at the school. He was excited to introduce someone to Yu Haiqiao.

As a result, this man sat in the milk tea shop and leisurely took out his mobile phone, found out the chat history between himself and Chen Xie, and leisurely pushed the mobile phone in front of me and told me: "Brother, do you need to worry? "

Yu Haiqiao, a dog man, turned me into an army and beat me off guard. Then he forced his phone back and put on a smile with obvious malicious intentions on his face and said, "You still have to worry about your music four Eye boy, he is so short-sighted that he can't even wear glasses to fall in love with you?" He said to me in a calm tone, "Is he 1.7 meters tall, you put on high heels and walk with him We looked down at him together, right? And his level of appreciation of music, I don’t know how he was admitted to the music department of their school.” He continued to take his time, “Oh, yes, you told me last time Said he scored 40 in the math test of the college entrance examination." He looked at me with a smile, "No wonder you two are so stupid to go together."

Yu Haiqiao's doggy mouth will one day be filled with hot oil and stitched up with needles and thread. At that time, I was so angry that I almost lifted the table in the milk tea shop, because the table was It was fixed on the ground, so I did not succeed in lifting the table a few times, so I had to clench my fists hard to resist the urge to beat him back to his hometown.

And Yu Haiqiao, a dog, will never know what "almost is enough". I seriously doubt that when he was complaining, I took a knife and split him in the middle. Can continue to babble.

He continued calmly despite my angry expression: "Speaking of which, last time I accidentally saw him walking happily with a girl who was 1.55 meters in his arms in a small hotel near the school."

I groaned in my heart, marveling that the way I look at a man is not as good as looking at a dog.

After Yu Haiqiao said this to me, he reached out and patted my shoulder very heavily: "My condolences."

This schadenfreude shit made me so angry that I turned around and left, and secretly swore in my heart again that I would not meet him again until the day Yu Haiqiao died.

Afterwards, it was Yu Haiqiao who apologized to me for a week and paid for my food expenses for a month, and helped me to go to the elective courses when I didn't want to take elective courses for various reasons. uncovered the past.

Now this person is dating this ex-girlfriend who has never been in contact during working hours. I think there is a big problem.

So he gave him several instructions very seriously in WeChat: "Comrade Yu Haiqiao, please don't forget that you are married now."

"If you insist on regaining your old love, then please sign the divorce agreement with me, and your conscience will be greatly condemned for cheating in marriage."

As a result, this dog/pussy didn’t respond to a single message. The last call he made was when he said in the car that he was on his way home from work. He asked me to cook radish ribs soup in a pot first, and he gave me very detailed instructions. I use the ratio of pork ribs to radish and water.

I think I have every reason to poison this soup, poison the hell out of it.

Thinking of this, I became emotional, old and new grudges surged into my heart, and I couldn't wait for him to be poisoned. After throwing down the TV remote control, I walked to the kitchen door and confronted him: "Yu Gou."

He was humming a little tune in a happy mood, which was very unpleasant. Hearing the words, he glanced back at me with disgust: "Vulgar." He said two words from his mouth elegantly and calmly.

"Did you steal the popsicles in my refrigerator last weekend?" I asked seriously.

Yu Haiqiao thought for a moment very seriously, and answered me innocently: "It's not me."

Me: "Did you break a bottle of the skin care products I put on the shelf for me?"

"... It wasn't me, you accidentally broke it yourself. Besides, didn't I buy you a new bottle?"

"Did you steal my mask at home every day when I was busy at work and worked overtime on weekends?"

"The last time my mother and your mother came home, your mother said that you seem to be sick when you buy things, and the things can be stored until they expire. She said that she would help you clear up the inventory, so I took some away with my mother."

"Really? I didn't know they were here, why didn't you tell me?" Speaking of which, I really didn't go home to see my mother.

He looked back at me, very disgusted: "Can you get out of the kitchen, it will affect my cooking skills."

I seriously shot several hostile looks at Yu Haiqiao, hoping that he could immediately explain to me all the evil consequences of all the lies he told in the past through his eyes.

Yu Haiqiao didn't understand the inner meaning of my eyes. He told me to get out of the kitchen or drink some soup to pad my stomach if I was really hungry.

Damn, I suddenly felt that our marriage had come to an end, so I quickly made the following decision, and I said: "Divorce."

"..." Yu Hai Qiaotou, who was happily cooking dinner, hummed without replying, "Li."

I said, "Just go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to file for a divorce this weekend."

Yu Haiqiao said briskly, "Okay." After a while, he hesitated and asked me, "Does the Civil Affairs Bureau work on weekends?"

I got angry in my heart: "Whether I work or not, I'm divorced!"

Yu Haiqiao turned around and looked at me for a long time with the expression of making troubles for no reason: "Who will stamp you if you don't go to work? I'll go to the engraving shop near the community and have someone engrave you a stamp, and buy a divorce certificate online and stamp it for you first." What is the meaning of this chapter?"

I gave him my middle finger, and decided to postpone the divorce for a while so as not to delay my dinner.

You have to eat first, so Yu Haiqiao can die later.