01 First Love Must Die
As we all know, first love is a very pure thing, and you have to say it with your mouth closed. Then Yu Haiqiao’s first love is the kindergarten teacher who often gave him candy and biscuits when he was in the middle class of kindergarten. She is a beautiful sister who will coax him to sleep during lunch break. She will not blame him if she accidentally wets the bed. Instead, she will comfort him . Yu Haiqiao likes the beautiful sister and the rabbit-shaped fruit candies that the beautiful sister sends him. He likes the beautiful sister very carefully. Sister came to express her heart.
In view of the fact that first love always dies, which is very in line with the law of the development of things, Yu Haiqiao's hard-earned twelve zodiac signs were snatched away by Shi Ran. Among the other children in the kindergarten, the beautiful sister finally married a rich second generation and left the kindergarten pregnant. Yu Haiqiao's first love died young.
In this way, Shi Ran's first love is a boy in the second grade class of elementary school who can't even blow bubble gum. His family opened a canteen next to the school. There are endless bubble gum in the canteen. Shi Ran is the happiest every day The time is to go home with him after school, she can eat as many snacks as she wants, and she also taught this male classmate how to blow bubble gum, she feels that she is in love.
Of course, according to the law of development of things, Shi Ran was only happy for three days. On the fourth day, she was caught by her parents because she came home late from school for several consecutive days. The parents apologized and returned all the money for the snacks she ate for free at other people's homes these days. On the fifth day, the little boy ignored her because Yu Haiqiao told him that Shi Ran was a girl and kept making Shi Ran Being a brother's little boy was greatly stimulated, and Shi Ran's first love died prematurely.
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02 Love in student days is not always sweet
Most of the time when Yu Haiqiao and Shi Ran were in high school, people in the class would yell and boo when they saw Shi Ran come to the class to look for him, and he would make strange noises when he walked with Shi Ran and was seen by acquaintances. Shi Ran hates this very much. Shi Ran, a stinky woman, doesn't know what kind of trouble she has. When she was in high school, she felt that this group of people of the same age and opposite sex who often screamed around were all immature monkeys. Although Yu Haiqiao never Ghost screams, but it is also very unfortunate that Shi Ran is included in this category.
So that a few people in his class whispered to him "Shi Ran likes you" after a class where Shi Ran lost breakfast to him because of a bet, and his first reaction was "brother, you know what you're talking about Are you talking nonsense?" In Shi Ran's eyes, he is just a familiar monkey. Humans and animals are friends with reproductive isolation.
Having said that, Yu Haiqiao observed Shi Ran very responsibly when he heard such words. After observing and observing, Shi Ran came to ask me to borrow a notebook-she really likes me!
Yu Haiqiao was worried and afraid of such a conclusion for two nights. After being woken up by the alarm clock early on the third day, he began to calmly think about how to reject Shi Ran's love without a trace. He began to think about how he knew Shi Ran. After so many years, how can Shi Ran not reject her sadly.
Because of serious thinking that morning, Yu Haiqiao was almost late for the morning reading class, but fortunately, he also found a perfect method that would not destroy the friendship between him and Shi Ran for more than ten years.
When everyone was studying, there was always a girl in the class who was good-looking and studied well and was crushed by many people.
People who are good-looking and have a good personality have always been liked by others. Human beings are so superficial. Although Yu Haiqiao is on par with monkeys in Shi Ran, he is still a human being to himself, and human beings like beautiful things .
Chen Xie is very beautiful. Yu Haiqiao thinks that human beings should at least have a relationship when they are students so as not to live up to their youth.
He started dating.
Before falling in love, Yu Haiqiao studied seriously in class from Monday to Saturday, occasionally lent exercise books to Shi Ran, chatted with classmates after class, went to the playground to play feathers with classmates during breaks, slept at home on weekends, read comics, played games or went to school with classmates Playing in places like game halls is very free every day.
After falling in love, Yu Haiqiao spends time with his girlfriend doing homework, eating with her, taking a walk with her, and spending time with her day and night. Yu Haiqiao had never been in a relationship before, but after falling in love, he found that games are more fun.
Before the college entrance examination, his girlfriend made a life plan with Yu Haiqiao - let's go to H city to go to H university, then go abroad together, and get married after graduation.
His girlfriend has a strong desire to control, and Yu Haiqiao faintly feels the pressure of future life. Then under such pressure, I suddenly thought about another trivial question—what about Shi Ran
Shi Ran said before that he wants to go to university locally. If he goes to City H, he can only meet when he comes back during the holidays. It will be even more difficult to meet when he goes abroad.
Yu Haiqiao worried about this trivial problem for three whole nights, one more night than when he found out that Shi Ran liked him.
On the fourth night, he sent his girlfriend back home after the evening self-study, and then rushed home. He hesitated for two minutes at the door of Shi Ran's house, and was about to knock on the door. Shi Ran, who was a few minutes late for self-study, just came home. Seeing that he was the first to frown: "Why are you standing in front of my house?"
Yu Haiqiao asked her: "Are you going to H University in H City?"
Shi Ranfan gave him a huge white eye, then waved his sleeves to open the door and shut him out.
Yu Haiqiao had a complete epiphany at that second—Shi Ran didn't like him at all.
Then it's very ridiculous - he likes Shi Ran.
After Yu Haiqiao recognized his heart, he talked about breaking up with his girlfriend in high spirits.
Unexpectedly, the other party was very calm when they said they broke up, and she said she knew. Yu Haiqiao's useless masculinity sparked a little at this time. He felt that he was tall and good-looking, and his personality was good. Chen Xie was really a good boyfriend. He couldn't find any faults. In exchange for "know"? He was unbalanced, feeling that all the women in this world were possessed by Shi Ran, a stinky woman, so why not like him? !
Then Chen Xie said: "Thank you for taking care of me recently, I quite like you, your grades are very good, and you are also careful in giving me lectures, my grades have improved a lot during the time with you, oh Why did you break up, do you want to think about it again?"
Yu Haiqiao's self-confidence was greatly frustrated, and he felt that he was just a tool for the other party to improve his performance. He held back the last bit of dignity to say goodbye to the other party.
Chen Xie also asked with an innocent face - are you angry? Your personality is too bad, you can’t let things go a little bit against your wishes, anyway, you don’t like me, I also accepted your breakup request, the result is good, ignore the process, you should be very satisfied .
In short, the love in the student days was not very good, and the woman at the foot of the mountain was a tiger.
The innocent Yu Haiqiao Xueba thought so.
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03 Yu Haiqiao's Philosophy of Emotion
"If you like Shi Ran, I'm sorry that she has so many shortcomings. The only advice I can give is that you don't like her."
According to incomplete statistics, Yu Haiqiao destroyed Shi Ran's budding marriage at least twelve times.
In kindergarten, Shi Ran gave his fruit candies to other little boys, but he wailed and attracted the teacher, but failed to give candies.
When I was in elementary school, I told Shi Ran's parents that Shi Ran didn't give money to eat at her classmates' homes after school, which made Shi Ran less chance to contact with each other and failed to develop a relationship.
In junior high school, a gangster from outside the school came to him and asked the tall girl who often came home with him which class was in which class, Yu Haiqiao told the other party calmly: "Her mother is our class teacher." Shi Ran is about to develop The unorthodox love affair of the couple was suddenly in the cradle.
A classmate told him that he liked Shi Ran, and he waved his hands in a righteous manner: "Have you ever been to Shi Ran's room in summer? Her room smells of foot odor." Shi Ran's classmate romance was in its cradle.
and so on.
04 Yu Haiqiao's Emotional Philosophy 2
"I don't hate injections and medicines much, at least not so exaggerated as an adult."
Yu Haiqiao fell ill many times in front of Shi Ran, causing Shi Ran to reflexively "I'm sick, don't hide if you want to take medicine, I want to watch you take the medicine" every time he saw Yu Haiqiao was sick.
05 Yu Haiqiao's Emotional Philosophy 3
"I really like watching Shi Ran jump."
Yu Haiqiao likes to annoy Shi Ran to the point where he will be out of breath, and then quickly touch him.
The process of smoothing hair includes but is not limited to verbal apology, behavioral apology, monetary apology and so on.
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06 Changes in life after remarriage
none.
Yu Haiqiao is still cheap, and he is still a dog in Shi Ran's eyes.
Human beings will not change so easily!
And there are always a few days in a year that allow humans to settle accounts.
because-
All the cheap mouths in life have already secretly marked their price - Haiqiao Zweig.