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Yu Haiqiao's dog/pussy is a vivid portrayal of the word shameless. As a result, I didn't accomplish anything at night. I wanted to read a few resumes pushed to me very professionally. Although the leader is stupid/pussy, But there is nothing wrong with performance awards.
After taking a shower at night and turning off the lights before going to bed, I vaguely noticed that there seemed to be some problems, such as—
I reached out from under the quilt to turn on the bedside lamp, and asked earnestly, "Do you remember that I asked you to accompany me to the concert the year before last? What was your reason for rejecting me?"
Yu Haiqiao turned his back on the bed and turned his back on me, reached out to turn off my light from his side, and the dog complained, "You're so noisy."
I turned on the light, unrelenting: "You said you were going to work, you loved your job, and it made you happy."
Yu Haiqiao turned off the lights and said in a very tired and sleepy voice, "What time is it? I have to go to work tomorrow morning."
Yes, how much does Yu Haiqiao love to go to work? He really loves to go to work.
I continued to turn on the light calmly and calmly: "As a result, I accidentally saw you dressed in a lewd way when I checked in at the local Internet celebrity point..." Thinking of this moment, the degree of contempt for Yu Haiqiao, a dog/pussy, grew in my heart. reached a new high.
When Yu Haiqiao said this, the pretentious sleepiness in his voice finally disappeared, and he immediately added: "Following you, I'm afraid you will be in danger."
I don't think I have a good memory, it's Yu Haiqiao's actions that made me feel that he should die, but whenever he thinks about it, he should die.
At that time, I booked two tickets for the concert a long time in advance. The concert was in the next city. Everything was going well, but when the incident happened, Yu Haiqiao told me with a serious face: "The company wants Working overtime, the company system needs to be upgraded and maintained.” He also apologized to me sincerely with a very apologetic expression, saying that all the tickets I bought for the concert, the bus tickets and all the expenses of going out were recorded in his account. On account, he will be with me mentally.
I don’t care if he doesn’t come or not. It’s because he seems to have a lot of work recently, and the work has to be done in the study room at home. I got up at one o’clock in the morning to go to the toilet. After opening the bedroom door and meeting my eyes, I glanced at him: "What is your company doing recently, asking you to work overtime so late?"
Yu Haiqiao was stunned for a moment, then sighed.
Afterwards, I found out that the reason why a dog is a dog is that he can always climb up with a pole. He can climb as high as the pole. Archimedes can pry the earth with a pole. He is Give it a pole and you can climb out of the universe.
He sighed and said, "Yeah, I'm so annoying."
But when I saw this, I patted him on the shoulder and said very sincerely, "Thanks for your hard work."
I bought concert tickets first because I wanted to see them. I bought them for him because he was under a lot of work pressure and he could go out and relax. It turned out that this person loves work so much, so can I force it? Of course not, I will immediately The ticket was sold at a price higher than the purchase price.
I took a high-speed train to the city next door to watch a concert, because I haven’t been there often, and I heard that there have been a lot of online celebrity check-in spots recently, so I thought I came all of them, and the time at work was also counted I asked my boss for two days off because I couldn't attend the peak season of recruitment.
The result is that during the two days I stayed here, I went to visit famous scenic spots at night, and took several photos of the lights with my mobile phone. After taking the photos, when I lowered my head to appreciate my photography skills, I accidentally found a very familiar person in the mobile phone photos.
Well, it's Yu Haiqiao, the dog/pussy, he wears a hood on his head and a mask on his face. Others who are fully armed can think he is a big star.
I zoomed in on the picture on my phone, stared at the picture carefully for a while, and then looked for this dog/pussy in the crowd. I wanted to know how he worked overtime to get to this place.
Finally, I found this man next to a tree full of small light bulbs. I walked around from behind him to the front of him, and stared into his eyes for a long time: "Yu Gou."
He blinked at me with only a pair of eyes showing, and just when I thought this dog/puss was going to call me the wrong person, his eyes slightly curved, and he smiled innocently and cutely: "Oh, you found out , I think you are lonely and come here to accompany you."
I don’t think even a dog would believe Yu Haiqiao’s nonsense. What’s more, when he made such an expression of “I’m definitely not telling the truth”, the words “derailment” faintly appeared in my mind , is preparing to be serious, thinking about what kind of posture should be used to break his leg and then divorce and ask him to compensate me for mental damage and so on.
A male voice came from not far behind: "Brother Yu."
I saw that Yu Haiqiao's eyes had changed. This bitch thought he had to go to work as an excuse and ended up dating a guy. I've known him for almost 30 years and I didn't know that he can take both men and women!
The man named Yu Haiqiao came to me: "Sister-in-law, you are here too, brother Yu said you don't like to play games, so I didn't call you."
"..." When I got closer, I realized that this person is a colleague of Yu Haiqiao Company. He just graduated from university. He is a two-dimensional boy who loves to play games. Yu Haiqiao was talking about a game that I couldn't understand at all.
"What are you two doing here?" I glanced at him.
A 24K purebred idiot like Yu Haiqiao lied to me that he had to work overtime because he wanted to watch a professional league game.
This dog/pussy also plays games in the study room until twelve o'clock every night, which is a nickname for me to work overtime in the study room.
I asked myself that after I married this dog, I really did what he said to me when we signed the certificate, "You have no right to control me". I still haven't thought about the reason why he lied to me. clear.
Before we got married, he was still playing games in my living room until it was dark. I didn't do anything except call him crazy/pussy, okay
I was really confused and incomprehensible for two years, and adhered to the principle of "you have no right to control me" and never tried to understand his abstracted brain.
I happily said goodbye to him afterwards. He went to watch his game professional league and I went to continue to check in my online celebrity spots.
In the end, he said "goodbye" before saying that the idiot Haiqiao didn't watch the game anymore. He left his colleague and walked behind me for two days. I ignored him on the way, after all, we met in this city unplanned, and being a stranger is quite new.
That is, after returning home, I asked Yu Haiqiao to buy me a bottle of yogurt and go home. When he handed me the yogurt and snacks, he was inexplicably relieved.
But after that, he had less time to "work overtime" in the study, and from time to time, he would tell me who was watching the concert recently and whether I was interested.
Whenever he asked me this way, I would sometimes sigh at a certain 0.01 second that Yu Haiqiao is occasionally a cute person.
Of course, most of the time he is a dog/pussy, especially on such a night at 11 o'clock in the night, he turned his head to look at me, and complained to me with disgust: "How can you complain so much, what happened hundreds of years ago Things are still going on.”
I showed a smiling face at this dog/pussy, and suddenly remembered a very important thing that I forgot to say: "Speaking of things hundreds of years ago, I have another thing that happened today that you interrupted and forgot .”
Yu Haiqiao looked at me very carefully: "Why are you laughing like that? You look like a pervert."
I continued to smile: "A junior high school classmate added me to WeChat at work this afternoon, and I didn't realize who it was at first."
Yu Haiqiao half drooped his eyes and responded like a cross talk: "Oh?"
I was busy with work at the time, so I replied to messages intermittently, and the time span was relatively long. I asked Yu Haiqiao: "Ask me if I will have a junior high school reunion for the Chinese New Year this year. Has no one added you?"
Yu Haiqiao responded from his nasal cavity: "My WeChat has been adjusted, so I can't add me as friends through group chat."
I clicked my tongue, and felt that his pretense was in place.
"Then the person who added me on WeChat asked me if I still remember him, and he said that he had a crush on me when he was in junior high school." I said.
Yu Haiqiao half drooped his eyes without even moving his eyelids, and cared about his former classmate with humanistic care: "So you asked him if his eyes have healed now?"
I was not swayed by this dog's dog talk, and continued: "I asked who he is."
Yu Haiqiao laughed in a low voice.
"Then I asked him if he still remembered Yu Haiqiao." I was not moved at all.
Yu Haiqiao glanced at me slightly with eyelids, and let out a sound from his nose.
"He said of course he knew each other. If it wasn't for you, he would have confessed to me." I looked at Yu Haiqiao with a smile.
Yu Haiqiao raised his eyelids and gave me a suspicious look, his eyes seemed to say "what nonsense are you talking about".
I said, "Yes, it's Yang Wei."
"..." Yu Haiqiao blinked at me innocently, and clicked his lips slowly: "Oh - this is the only one who likes you."
I kept smiling: "Yes, that's the one who wore non-mainstream hairstyles and non-mainstream clothes in junior high school, never failed exams, and the English teacher asked him to get up and answer questions, and he could only stand up and compare with 'hello' and 'goodbye'." I'm still half a head shorter than a boy named Yang Wei."
Yu Haiqiao looked at me pretending to be amazed and sighed, "You have a good memory, Shi Ran."
I stared at Yu Haiqiao and asked him gently, "Do you know why he didn't chase me because you didn't?"
Yu Haiqiao blinked his eyes cutely: "Because I cured his eyes?"
I slapped him on the back of the shoulder: "Because you fucking told him my feet stink!!!!"
I was fucking working hard in the office today, and when I saw this WeChat message, I almost jumped up from my desk. I don’t know where this dog Yu Haiqiao made rumors about me like this. May I ask which boy in his teens doesn’t like Xiangxiang, the best fairy who can’t even poop? Who is he? When my mother was studying, she would like a girl who was said to have "stinky feet".
Yu Haiqiao, this bitch/pussy, doesn't deserve to live! ! !
I was so angry that I wanted to skip work and stand in front of this dog/pussy Yu Haiqiao to question this dog/pussy Yu Haiqiao, but this dog/pussy is dating his ex-girlfriend in the afternoon and he hasn't come back my information.
I really can't justify not killing him at this point, I think.