(eight)
Recently, strange things have happened frequently. First, Yu Haiqiao was a dog/forced to meet his ex-girlfriend privately during work. Later, a junior high school classmate added me to WeChat to share with me what I didn’t know. Someone wanted to add me as a friend. At first I thought it was something about work. After adding me as a friend, I sent a few words: "I am Xiao Chen, remember?"
This is really a very strange thing to think about.
Xiao Chen was the ambiguous object of my music studies in college. Yu Haiqiao told me that he saw this person hugging a 1.55-meter girl happily walking to the hotel, and I took this person's phone number, WeChat, etc. The contact information was blocked directly, and I have never been in touch since then. It was really weird to get in touch again after eight/nine years.
Moreover, this person should be regarded as a starlet in the 19th line now, and he seems to have participated in a singing talent show, but I think he should belong to the kind of player who was eliminated in the previous rounds, but at least he can search for it on the Internet. to his name. I found out about him becoming a star through Yu Haiqiao. At that time, we were watching a boring variety show at home. During the advertisement of the program, Yu Haiqiao pointed to an advertisement and said, "Shi Ran, this man Somewhat familiar." I took a look and thought about it for a long time before I found out that this person was Xiao Chen, and I felt that he had undergone some minor adjustments, and his height seemed to have become a little taller for some reason, so he gave the person's name in a suspicious tone. Tell Yu Haiqiao.
Yu Haiqiao was still pretending at first, he turned to look at me: "Who is it?"
I thought he didn't hear clearly, so I repeated the person's name again: "Xiao Chen."
He narrowed his eyes slightly as if he was thinking very seriously.
I added: "Didn't I know someone who studied music when I was in college..."
Yu Haiqiao said "Oh" suddenly, and then told me firmly: "The booster pad in this person's shoes must be ten centimeters high." After speaking, he twisted the remote control to change the channel.
And this dog/forced ten minutes before this incident happened because I refused to watch a variety show he particularly wanted to watch. He snatched the TV remote control from me like a mad dog. After snatching it, I beat him angrily and went back to the room to get Watching the TV series I wanted to watch on the tablet, this man even grabbed my arm and said that I beat him to internal injuries and couldn’t walk, and after he left, he would die on the sofa in my living room because no one took care of him.
Then I beat him up again, hoping that he would die directly on the sofa in our living room under my hands.
After recovering from the beating, the boring variety show is entering commercials, and the protagonist of the commercial is still Xiao Chen.
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I don't know if Xiao Chen has upgraded from an unknown star of the 19th line to an unknown star of the 18th line after such a long time, but I took the time to click on his circle of friends and found that he became a star Later generations are very photogenic for some reason. Although I didn't reply to his WeChat, I didn't block him either. After all, he looks good. As one of the few good-looking men in my circle of friends, I feel that I have an obligation to him. Keep it in my friend list, not to mention that if it becomes popular one day, I can still spy on the life of the popular star.
After this weird incident happened, I wanted to tell Yu Haiqiao on WeChat immediately, but when I thought about all the scumbag things Yu Haiqiao had done recently, I stared at the stupid cat on his head and thought for a long time. I sent him a message and directly pulled him into my blacklist.
I don’t know if Xiao Chen is a star on the 18th line or the 19th line. After I didn’t reply to his message, he didn’t reply to me. On the contrary, it was Yang Wei who added my friend from the classmate group yesterday afternoon, oh...he has changed his name now , when he added me yesterday afternoon, he told me his new name. The new name made me silent for a long time, and I tried to recall my 30 years of life. Name, before sending a doubtful question mark. He told me very sadly that since he was in junior high school, he had suffered too much pressure that he should not have endured at his innocent age because of his original name "Yang Wei". After he was eight years old, he was finally able to change his name, so he took the risk of his father breaking his leg and took his household registration book and added a word in the middle of his name, so his current name is Yang Xiongwei.
Cough, Yang Xiongwei asked me on WeChat if I had decided to attend the class reunion, how much I would need to pay for the class reunion, and the extra subsidy and less subsidy for group activities. For example, Yu Haiqiao—this was a very good friend of mine when I was in junior high school.
Although he told the boy who had a crush on me behind his back that I was a girl with smelly feet.
I sent a smile to Yang Xiongwei, and then told him with great sadness——Yu Haiqiao died.
The other side was silent for a long time and sent me an "ah", and I continued to say - I forgot to mention it yesterday, your new name is very nice, and it makes people feel bright.
Over there—I faintly feel that you are mocking me.
I replied with eight characters and two punctuation marks with sincerity—how is it possible, nothing.
Then he quickly said: "I'm working, I should be able to attend the class reunion."
After a while, I became curious again: "But why are you organizing the class reunion?"
If my memory is correct, this person did not seem to love learning at all when he was in junior high school. If this matter was placed on Yu Haiqiao, I can explain that because Yu Haiqiao had good grades when he was forced to study, he was received by all kinds of students. The teacher's favorite. Although in fact he is a big slacker, it is impossible to organize any party in this life, and he may not even join the group of his classmates. But this matter is a bit unbelievable no matter how you look at Yang Wei, a student who is so non-mainstream that it makes our class teacher a headache.
As a result, this Yang Wei... Cough, Yang Xiongwei sent me a shy expression, and then said - I organized it with my wife.
"?" I replied with a question mark very reservedly.
Then he told me that his wife was the class monitor when we were studying. In my memory, the class monitor in junior high school was a thin and small girl with glasses. Although she was less than 1.6 meters tall, she had an aura of 1.8 meters. Such poor students feel that they can become as weak, helpless and pitiful as quails with a glance. I said two words "wow" and expressed my congratulations.
Yang Wei thanked me for my congratulations, and naturally began to care about my marital status.
I told him solemnly and deeply: "I am widowed."
There was silence for a long time, and two words were silently sent: "Condolences."
I said, "You're welcome, the happiest thing for a person to live to the age of thirty is actually to die and get his inheritance."
Yang Wei didn't reply for a long time. After a while, he laughed twice and said, "I'm offline, bye."
I also returned a polite smile: "Goodbye."
Because I blocked most of the irrelevant chat groups, I didn't click on WeChat until I was bored at lunch, and saw that there were hundreds of messages in our junior high school reunion group, so I clicked in.
I found that the chat content in the group is roughly as follows:
"I heard that Yu Haiqiao is dead?"
"???"
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"No way, he's only 30 years old, he's the tall and handsome Yu Haiqiao who got super good grades in junior high school! I still have a crush on him in junior high!!"
"Who said that?"
"Is the source reliable?!"
"And I also heard that Shi Ran, who had a good relationship with Yu Haiqiao at the time, recently lost her husband!"
"Who said that???"
"Really, they had a good relationship when they were in junior high school. I saw them going to and from school together every day. I thought they were a couple at the time."
"Speechless, the relationship between the two of them in junior high school is okay. You haven't seen them scolding each other, and you feel like you can't wait for the other party to die and reincarnate quickly."
"No, you're talking nonsense. They're just playing around. Besides, Yu Haiqiao has such a good personality, and Shi Ran is also very nice."
"Shi Ran is in the group, circle her around and ask what's going on."
"If you're speechless, don't bother others, okay. You are willing to talk about your husband's death. Quickly delete the message and don't let her see it, so as not to be sad."
"..."
"..."
During a period of boring emoticons swiping the screen, I received several friend applications from WeChat groups, and I have a good relationship with junior high school, but friends who haven’t contacted for a long time asked me privately: How are you doing
I clicked out to take a look, and didn't reply to the message for a while, so I continued to check the messages in the WeChat group.
The latest news is-
"I'm sorry I'm late, so is Shi Ran's dead husband Yu Haiqiao dead?"
When I saw this sentence, I choked on the rice without restraint, and ran to the bathroom in a hurry to prevent the rice from spraying out of my nose. Originally, I wanted to tell Yu Haiqiao the ins and outs of this matter, and regretted his death deeply, but then I thought that I had blocked him, and I was not ready to bring him back for the time being, so I washed my face and returned to the post. to his table.
I ignored the group news during the meal, and finished my lunch with a dinner variety show. After rejecting my colleague's kind invitation, I went downstairs to drink milk tea after lunch, and then clicked on the group news again.
There were hundreds of messages. I scrolled up and felt that my blood pressure couldn't come down.
A classmate who works near Yu Haiqiao's workplace sent a photo to severely condemn the person who spread the rumor that Yu Haiqiao was dead. He expressed his position very seriously - "Please, is Ren Yu Haiqiao alive and well, who is making such vicious rumors, why is his heart so bad?"
After the condemnation was over, he began to speak at length with a sense of Internet.
"Yu Haiqiao and I both work here in Dahe. My company is in Building B, and his company is in Building A. We occasionally meet after work or during lunch. It can only be regarded as nodding acquaintances, because after graduating from junior high school. I haven't contacted him again, I only know that he works in a foreign company, and I didn't ask him what he does specifically.
"Yesterday afternoon, when I was running errands for our colleagues in the department to buy things, I saw him drinking coffee with someone at the Starbucks downstairs. That woman looked familiar. I only remembered it later. People who went to high school in No. 1 Middle School must remember it. In our year there was a beautiful woman who was in the same class as Yu Haiqiao. She was good-looking and had good grades. She also had a good relationship with Yu Haiqiao. After all, they were both top students. I still remember hearing that they were talking Love, that’s the woman. I went home yesterday and wentssip with my good friend Yu Haiqiao is really good. I’ve been in love since high school and I’m still with someone now. It’s true love, but they sit together She is really talented and beautiful, and I feel that only the other party can be worthy of the other party. The kind of people who inexplicably spread rumors about other people's death are really maggots in the gutter, because they can't see others.
When I read this news, I silently rolled my eyes, and put this account on Yu Haiqiao's head, and continued to scroll down silently.
It’s still this big brother who works in Building B and has a sense of the Internet, I don’t remember the name, he said again——
"It's like this. After reading this news, I went downstairs and wandered around to see if I could meet Yu Haiqiao. There is a staff canteen in Yu Haiqiao's building. I heard from my friend that the food in the canteen is very good. , so they usually don’t eat out at noon, and I seldom see Yu Haiqiao eating out at noon, but after seeing this rumor, I went out and wandered around. As a result, my friends, I was in a restaurant near the company. The Japanese grocery store saw Yu Haiqiao. He was going in with the flower of our No. 1 middle school that I said at the time. The two of them are too exaggerated. Is their love so much? Lunch during work We all have to meet up to eat Japanese food. I am convinced. In order to prevent you from thinking that I am talking nonsense, I secretly took a photo.
"Don't ask me why I didn't go up to ask Yu Haiqiao if he has offended anyone recently. I just thought that these two people have been together for so long and they are so loving. I don't really want to disturb them. Next time I meet Yu Haiqiao alone Tell him about it when you are in Haiqiao, and he is not in our group right now, I will ask him to add me as a friend and I will pull him into this group."
Then I sent a highly blurry photo. Although this photo is so blurry that I think the big brother who posted this long talk may not be stable when he hits a plane/airplane, but even if it is a photo full of mosaics, I don’t know. I can distinguish the man who is entering the Japanese grocery store by the color. He is wearing the same sexy bag jacket that he couldn't find it this morning, and I finally found it and threw it on him.
That's right, I'm sure that this person is indeed Yu Haiqiao.
This bitch went to treat Chen Xie to eat Japanese food at noon. I suggest that he should only eat shit for the rest of his life.
I quit the group chat, opened the phone's address book and blacklisted the dog's phone number.
After pulling the blacklist, I returned to our group chat as a "maggot in the gutter", and there was another string of things in it, including but not limited to thinking that people who spread rumors about other people's deaths are rubbish , and envy Yu Haiqiao's emotional relationship with Chen Xie than Jin Jian.
I suddenly thanked Comrade Yang Xiongwei for not confessing me, but it is not ruled out that he felt that my husband was in a state of insanity after my death, and he should not provoke me anymore.
I continued to read the WeChat group messages.
The latest news is—"I have a very good friend who is studying in the same university as Yu Haiqiao. I asked him if he can contact Yu Haiqiao. Yu's WeChat cannot be added to the group chat through a business card, so I let him He made contact."
When I saw this, I had to sigh that Yu Haiqiao really failed as a human being. After living for 30 years, how could a classmate in his class not be able to contact him? Is there any difference between being dead? I don't think so.
Following that, dozens of WeChat messages were sent out.
Then there was a system message, Yu Haiqiao, a dog/pussy, got into the group like a dog smelling shit.
He introduced himself as if he was mentally handicapped: "Haha, hello everyone, I am Yu Haiqiao."
Everyone told him that someone said he was dead, but they didn't believe him and asked him if he had offended anyone recently.
Yu Haiqiao explained in a gentle manner: "No, I know who said it, just kidding with me."
It was not funny to condemn this joke, and told Yu Haiqiao that he was careless in making friends, and hoped that he would be cautious in making friends in the future.
Yu Haiqiao's every message should be very safe and decent.
There are gossip people who gossip after warning Yu Haiqiao—we heard that you are still with your high school girlfriend, that school beauty, you are too long-term, envy, how long have you been married
Yu Haiqiao: "No, it's just friends, but I'm indeed married, and I've been married for three years."
The people below started to be surprised again: "Huh????"
Then Yu Haiqiao said: "But there is a new funeral recently."
Followed by a row below: "Huh????"
Yu Haiqiao: "Widowed."
Immediately after another row: "?"
Yu Haiqiao wrote heavily: "I love my wife very much, and my wife loves me very much. I believe that even after she passed away, she still doesn't want me to be sad all the time. I can feel that she wants me to be happy, so you guys also want me to be happy." Don't need to comfort me, thank you, I'm going to work."
He also added two emoticons in this passage, a crying face after the word "sad", and goodbye after the word "go to work".
I moved my thumb to exit the chat box, and pressed the phone screen to turn it off. I put the phone in my pocket and got up to go back to the office. I gritted my teeth all the way, and said bitterly in my heart—
Okay, Yu Haiqiao, you are already dead with me, so dead, your body was burned to ashes, and the ashes were scattered all over the sky.