In the next few days, Xing Yuan followed the Ye family to visit relatives and friends, neighbors, relatives and friends paid homage one by one, and the whole community was lively and lively. Rao is Mr. Xing who is used to being unsmiling on weekdays. At this time, his face is also soft, and he will show a three-point smile when he sees people. The previous sense of distance has disappeared long ago.
So much so that when Mr. Xing was invited to attend the New Year's party in the business circle when he flew back to City B on the fourth day of junior high, the smile on the corner of his mouth frightened more than half of the guests.
Lei Xiangming: "Fuck, the first horror of the new year, has Lao Xing been crossed?"
Liu Tianquan passed by him and said coldly, "Hehe, mentally retarded."
Lei Xiangming: "..."
Mr. Lei said in disbelief: "Where did I provoke him? I feel like he is targeting me tonight!"
Xing Yuan spoke with Yan Yue in a warm voice: "Maybe he was finally abandoned by my brother, and now he is looking at you again."
Lei Xiangming: "...No no, I don't think everyone is right tonight. I, I'd better go home earlier."
Xing Yuan: "I'm leaving too."
As soon as he left, all the friends were surprised: "It's only eight o'clock, what is Mr. Xing doing when he goes home so early, we still have a wonderful part in the middle of the night!"
You don't need to guess to know this "wonderful link", it must be an adult party in Jiuchi and Roulin. Xing Yuan used to go to these people a few times in a fake mode, but now he is unmoved by what he says.
Someone couldn't help but nudge him: "Mr. Xing went home so early, I'm afraid there's something Jiao'e hidden in the golden house?"
As a result, Xing Yuan seemed to be waiting for someone to ask such a question, and immediately showed a mysterious smile: "Well. Go home with my wife."
Everyone: "???"
Lei Xiangming rolled his eyes: "Is it great to have a wife, hurry up and get out of here."
During the Spring Festival this year, half of the business district in City B knew that Xing Yuan had a wife, and the two of them were as good as lacquer and honey.
Mr. Lei, who knew the truth, secretly slandered: I just want to know if Lao Xing and his younger brother and sister broke down, will the old fairy Ye have two fingers together, and the thunder of the gods will split Lao Xing into a high-level paraplegic
Excited to think about it!
As a result, he waited for two months, and finally did not wait for the news that Xing Yuan was successful in domestic violence.
Three months later, Marven Ye received a call from Xiang Feiying.
The ultra-dangerous management department found the second Chinese superhuman in Z City.
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"Haosi! Your dishes are mushy again!"
Tang Haosi came back to his senses and hurriedly flipped the spatula while turning off the gas stove.
It's a pity that this can't save the stir-fried vegetables in the pot.
"Hey, I really convinced you, you can make the simplest basic dishes like this." The classmate next to him came over and looked at it, tsk tsk admiringly: "Don't let our teacher Liu see, or else I will grab you again. Talk about half a class."
Tang Haosi twitched the corners of his mouth.
He tried his best not to look at the crucian carp lying on the chopping board of his classmate, but just kicked out the trash can beside his feet, and poured the fried green vegetables in the pot.
[Oh.]
Tang Haosi's movements froze, and the vegetables fell to the ground after brushing the trash can.
"Let me go!" The classmate was startled, he threw aside the kitchen knife that was going to chop the fish, tore a pile of toilet paper and gathered it up to pick up the vegetables: "Tang Haosi, you're messing up... hurry up, hurry up, Lao Liu coming over…”
Tang Haosi cleaned the floor with him two or three times.
The teacher who was teaching passed by the two of them and looked at Tang Haosi with an angry expression on his face.
[Oh.]
Tang Haosi took a deep breath, turned his head back, and looked at his classmate's chopping board.
The crucian carp was half dead on the display board, looking at him with one eye, the fish mouth moved.
[Oh.]
Tang Haosi held it back for a long time, and finally scolded in a low voice, "...Fuck."
"Gao Xuan," he pondered for a long time, but couldn't help but ask the classmate next to him, "You... don't you think there's something wrong with this fish?"
Ruan Gaoxuan, who was in the same class as Tang Haosi, picked up the knife again and said casually, "Huh? What's wrong, are the fish eyes too big?"
After speaking, he was amused by his own sense of humor and laughed for a long time. Tang Haosi watched him skillfully slap the fish to death a few times, and was silent.
Ruan Gaoxuan neatly scraped off the fish scales, opened the fish belly to take out the internal organs, and that method was more than half a star stronger than Tang Haosi.
Tang Haosi picked up the ingredients again to clean up, put them in the pot, stir fry, and occasionally pay attention to the dead crucian carp.
Sure enough, after that, the strange sound never appeared again.
After class, Tang Haosi was thinking about sorting out his tools. He was surrounded by a few good buddies. A few of them had made an appointment to go out of school together after class, and then go to a nearby Internet cafe to eat chicken all night.
Tomorrow is the weekend, which is suitable for single dogs to spend time in Internet cafes.
That's right, Tang Haosi and his roommates are a group of students.
They went to a professional culinary school.
Of course, these are not the key points, just like in a grand movie, there is no need to give a passerby a shot.
Tang Haosi was a passer-by for the first two decades of his life, but recently, his role seems to have changed a bit.
He began to hear strange whispers.
Just like the crucian carp that only said [oh].
Hmm... Although it turned into a plate of braised fish later, it looked pretty good and tasted good.
However, this doesn't change the fact that it will say "Oh"! ! !
Tang Haosi hugged his head and began to recall the various fish, birds, cats and dogs he met yesterday, the day before yesterday, and the day before.
He could hear his friend He Fan asking worriedly, "Haosi, have you come to Uncle, why are you thinking about it these two days?"
Ruan Gaoxuan: "Hey, this guy cooked another dark meal today, and we, Teacher Liu, are no longer students."
He Fan, who skipped class: "What did he do today?"
Ruan Gaoxuan: "It's just a stir-fried vegetable..."
Li Jiarong: "Hahahaha-"
besides…
Several people happened to walk across a section of lawn, and Tang Haosi heard a few magpies chatting on the tree.
[Gee, it will rain tomorrow.]
[Hey, a bunch of bad guys have come to Xiaoshan.]
[Jijiji, I just got off the list.]
Tang Haosi: "..."
This is all a mess.
The little wild dog chasing the footsteps of several people: [The smell of bones, bones, bones! meat meat! The taste of meat!]
Hiding behind the tree, trying to avoid the old cat petted by the girl: [Go away, troublemaker!]
And the transporter that was slowly driving in from outside the school gate, filled with a compartment full of ingredients.
The car drove past Tang Haosi, whose ears were full of [oh][oh][oh][oh].
It's also special in different tones, like a weird chorus.
Tang Haosi shuddered violently, and began to think about whether to go to the hospital for a neurological examination on the weekend.
At this time, it was the time when the school was dismissed and the employees were getting off work, and the place for the rides was not too close. A few people checked the traffic situation, and they did not hire a taxi, so they simply brushed a few bicycles and rode there.
Although Tang Haosi was in a bad mood, he still followed the crowd with his mobile phone and brushed the car, and followed He Fan around the streets.
At 6:40 in the afternoon, the group of college students arrived at their destination and swarmed into the small shop selling skewers.
This shop is located in the north of the third ring road in Z City. The surrounding area is not very good. It is either a factory or an unfinished building. However, because the food in this small shop is delicious and cheap, it has always been ranked in the roadside food of Z City. The top fifteen positions are hovering.
There are not a few foodies who come here every day to become addicted to their mouths. This time, the business of the whole street is brought to life. Although the economy north of the third ring road is depressed, this snack street still stands, and it is lively and lively every night. People come and go.
Today is no exception.
The business of the skewer shop is as good as ever. Tang Haosi and the others came a little late. There is only a table for two inside and outside the shop. The clerk pointed to the table against the wall: "There are few people there, why don't you make a table?"
Tang Haosi stretched out his head and looked in the direction she pointed, and found that there were only two people sitting at the big round table, one of whom seemed to be a foreigner.
Ruan Gaoxuan teased the clerk: "Hey, you all rushed out of China and went international. Even foreign friends know that your skewers are delicious."
The store manager happened to pass by, patted him, and said to the store clerk kindly, "Add two strings of lamb kidneys to them, I'll invite them."
The others invariably gave Ruan Gaoxuan a thumbs up.
The two men sitting at the round table agreed to the request to join the table, and several college students thanked them and took their seats one by one.
Tang Haosi is next to his roommate Tao Liang, and his international friends are on the left. He glanced at the other party, and the man just happened to be caught by the small movement, and the man turned his head to look at him.
Tang Haosi: "Uh, how are you?"
In the already hot May day, this handsome foreign man even wore a knitted hat.
Tang Haosi guessed that he might be bald.
The man didn't seem to feel hot either, so he blinked when he heard the words: "Ni Hao."
Tao Liang opened a case of beer and handed two bottles to the men who were at the table. The foreigner wanted to pick it up, but the Chinese man sitting on his left coughed softly.
"Oh, okay. I just want to see how this is different from the wine in our city B." The foreigner withdrew his hand, sat down honestly, and whispered: "And it's just a bottle, if it's beer, I will at least Three bottles will get you drunk."
"Come on." His companion sneered: "When you are really drunk, the speed of streaking has caught up with the speed of light, and then it will not be Lao Tzu who is exhausted looking for you everywhere, so you can give me a drink. , that thing quenches thirst."
Foreigner: "... Also, don't run naked."
His companion: "Hehe."
Their voices were so low that Tang Haosi couldn't hear them clearly and didn't pay much attention.
When the skewers were served, the enthusiasm of the college students was reflected at this time.
It doesn't matter who the two of you are at the table, you can talk to these two guys if you talk to each other.
The international friend who has been wearing the hat is Adonis, and the companion next to him is Cao Huan, who only arrived in Z City today, purely for tourism.
Hearing that several of the students present were students of the cooking school, Adonis asked a lot of questions with interest, and seemed to be very fond of this kind of cooking school.
Adonis sighed: "Huaguo food is really good! I've been in Huaguo for two years. If I hadn't been exercising all the time, I'd be a 400kg fat man now!"
Then, I had a pleasant discussion with Ruan Gaoxuan and Li Jiarong on the opposite side of China's extensive and profound food culture.
The author has something to say: So the second one is from the mysterious organization - X Oriental Culinary Education School!
— a master of dark cooking, eh.
Also, Ye Xiaoshou's haircut will be after the new year, and during the Chinese New Year, he still has long hair fluttering [muddy]
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#####Classmate Tang is also very desperate today #####
Tang Haosi: "Am I mentally ill???"
A transport truck passed by with a box of live fish inside.
Crucian carp: [Oh~][Oh!][Oh?][Oh…]
Tang Haosi: "..."
He hugged his head: "No no no... How can crucian carp sing canon... I still have a disease in my brain!!!"