Tang Haosi has been on such a bizarre snake-shaped high-speed train for the first time in the 21 years since he was born. He has no experience with Cao Huan. In his chest, he gritted his teeth and didn't let out a sound.
They are all big men, why does Cao Huan sit as firmly as Mount Tai, but he is staggered and has no momentum
I'm afraid it's not the aura of discord!
Tang Haosi was still thinking about whether his sitting position was a little too gay. The "high-speed rail" under his buttocks had already been crushed all the way, and he was getting closer and closer to his destination.
Cao Huan patted his shoulder, Tang Haosi turned his head to look, and couldn't help but withdrew a hand and rubbed his eyes.
Although the visibility in the forest at night was extremely low, the group of biochemical beasts dozens of meters away were all white with hair and huge in size, and they were extremely dazzling in the moonlight. Tang Haosi recognized it at a glance.
Mom!
A big rabbit more than two meters tall!
I've never seen a long-haired rabbit bigger than a human in my life!
Tang Haosi was once again shocked after meeting the black mamba snake that was dozens of meters long and stood taller than two people.
Slytherin threw his tail on the ground, making a loud rumbling sound, hissing like a madman: [Four, five... Hey, there are more behind, a total of seven! Oh my god, I finally got them all out of the litter of bastards wow ha ha ha ha!]
Tang Haosi: "..." As a pure-blooded Slytherin in the magic world, why do you still believe in God
The big rabbits in front seemed to have also noticed a threat from their side. The rabbits raised their heads and shrieked shrilly, turning around and running away to the east.
Tang Haosi suddenly pointed at them and said, "Wait a minute, I seem to see a rabbit with a person in its mouth?"
"More than that, there is another one sitting on the other's back." Cao Huan put his left hand around his waist, tightening it while whispering, "Shh, there is a snake behind the mountains and trees in the west."
Tang Haosi looked towards the mountain in the west, but the light was too dark there. The black mamba was different from the group of rabbits just now, its whole body was pitch black, and he didn't have a searchlight in his hand. I could vaguely hear a few whispers drifting over with the night wind.
[eat... eat...]
[hungry…]
Tang Haosi suddenly woke up: these estimates were mentioned by Slytherin, the companion who slept in the pool before.
Slytherin still wanted to go in the direction the rabbits were running, but Cao Huan slapped the snake on the head, the gun was still pointed at the top of its head, Slytherin hissed twice, but stopped.
Tang Haosi pointed to the direction from which the voice came, and whispered, "There."
Cao Huan pressed his lips to his ear and asked at the same volume, "What did you hear?"
Tang Haosi tilted his head and said uncomfortably, "It's no different from what I've seen before, but..."
After hesitating for a while, he still said, "It's the rabbits I just saw. I always feel that there is a voice over there, but it's too far away, and I can't tell whether it's a human voice or a rabbit."
Cao Huan guessed that the figures he had glimpsed before were probably the missing Chi Yan and Sun Xuezhi. He pondered for a few seconds, his chin still resting on Tang Haosi's shoulder, and said softly, "I think they seem to be getting along quite harmoniously, and we are sitting on the giant chair. On the python head, the rabbits seek advantages and avoid disadvantages, and they are very good at escaping. We will only hide further when we see them. Let the mutant rabbits be handed over to Adonis. His ability is just right for catching rabbits. Let's go and see that first. A few snakes."
Before Tang Haosi spoke, a male voice suddenly floated over his head: "I see, I now use Huaguo dialect, it's called a light bulb."
Tang Haosi looked up, only to see a dark branch above his head, and there was no half-person figure.
Cao Huan pinched his waist: "I've already left."
Tang Haosi retracted his gaze: "Can you... can you let go of your hand?"
Cao Huan looked down at him: "What's wrong?"
Tang Haosi also turned his head to meet his gaze: "...I feel uncomfortable."
In the dark forest, the two looked at each other with a faint moonlight.
Cao Huan not only didn't let go, but he held his waist and pinched it twice, and asked straightly, "Are you itchy?"
Tang Haosi: "..."
He grabbed the hand around his waist and said with a taut mouth, "Yeah. I'm itchy."
Cao Huan let him move, only smiled: "I will scratch for you?"
Tang Haosi: "You, you, you..."
He was hugged by a tall man, and he felt uncomfortable all over. After holding it for a long time, he finally blurted out: "I'm a straight man! You are like this... You, are you gay?"
Cao Huan raised his eyebrows: "Straight man?"
Tang Haosi: "I have a girlfriend, I'm troubled by you like this... You don't harass me anymore..." Although this girlfriend stepped on six boats, brought him five green hats, and broke up last week.
The man behind him didn't answer, Tang Haosi stopped embarrassedly after saying this.
After he said it, he regretted it.
Some of Cao Huan's actions are very ambiguous, but at this time the mountain is full of biochemical beasts, it is not the time to pierce the window paper, and in case Cao Huan is just playing with him, but his words make him angry...
Tang Haosi was a little uneasy, and was thinking of giving it a step. The two of them perfunctory and pretended that nothing had happened, but Cao Huan had withdrawn his hand and sneered in his ear.
"If I were gay, wouldn't you disdain to be with me?"
Tang Haosi touched his nose: "It's not..."
Cao Huan suddenly withdrew his arms and straightened himself up, no longer touching the person in front of him: "Shh, listen to what they are saying."
Tang Haosi temporarily put aside the embarrassment in his heart and listened carefully.
After a long while, he shook his head: "Almost no enlightenment."
Cao Huan didn't speak, he just held the laser gun in his hand, and clasped the sensor slot with his index finger, slowly accumulating energy.
Slytherin shrank and shivered. The little bird called Miaomiao flew back to Tang Haosi's head and formed a ball. Cao Huan's gun rubbed Tang Haosi's cheek and stretched out. The latter held his breath and did not blink. Staring at the icy blue gun body, and the right hand holding the gun handle, with well-defined knuckles and five slender fingers.
Cao Huan said solemnly behind him: "Close your eyes."
At the same time, his left hand was already in front of him, Tang Haosi was stunned, only to hear the hoarse and terrifying whispers in the distance abruptly stopped, the hand was immediately put down, and Tang Haosi looked back at him.
Cao Huan: "The laser hurts the eye, especially at such a close distance. It's best not to look directly at it all the time."
Tang Haosi didn't seem to hear him, he just looked at his deep black eyes, nodded for a while, and pursed his lips, "Well, I see."
Fu asked again, "Are the biochemical snakes dead?"
Cao Huan: "There may be some omissions. First go and count the corpses. If the number is not correct, then go to the water pool Slytherin said to have a look."
Tang Haosi: "Well."
Slytherin didn't need the two of them to tell him, he had already walked over carefully. It found the snake letter and shook a few times in the air, and immediately found the position of the snake corpse.
The giant python swirled around the corpse and said, "Your Majesty, there are four here, if the only two or two of my fellow villagers were still sleeping in the pool, then they would probably have gone the other way to chase the spicy rabbit head. .]
Tang Haosi: "..." You are very skinny, Slytherin.
He told Cao Huan the words intact. The latter took out the flashlight from his backpack and instructed Tang Haosi to still sit on the snake's head.
Tang Haosi watched his movements silently, and lowered his head cross-legged to talk to the giant python: "Why do I feel that you are not at all sad and angry, aren't these your companions?"
Although the gunman had come down and there was only a weak chicken on his head, Slytherin still did not dare to attack easily. It shook its long body and said of course: [I have gone too many fellows, and there are so many black people in the world. Mamba snake, it doesn't matter how many you die.]
Tang Haosi: "..."
Slytherin is still complaining: [Really, none of these fellow villagers can talk to me to relieve my boredom, and ordinary animals don't know what I'm talking about. Before meeting you, only those rabbits could understand I speak. Ouch, I think a day ago, we scolded each other through a rabbit hole that was dozens of meters deep, and finally asked me to scold one, oh, that smells delicious...]
Tang Haosi felt that his three views were shaky again, and said with difficulty: "No, I just saw that those rabbits are fatter than wild boars, more than two meters tall, they are going down the rabbit hole..."
That is probably not a small hole dug by an ordinary little rabbit, it is estimated that it can catch up with the air-raid shelter.
Thinking of this, he glanced down at the giant python's broad back, and measured the size of the two: "It stands to reason that you should get in."
Slytherin is also very sorry about this: [They are all puffy, in fact, the flesh is not as much as it looks, and the bare hair is nearly one meter long. I ate that rabbit, and then it vomited for more than two hours. .]
Tang Haosi: "..."
After talking here, he felt wrong again: "Wait, you said just now, you can still talk to those mutant rabbits?"
Slytherin: [Yes.]
Tang Haosi pointed to the bird above his head: "What about this?"
Slytherin: [No.]
Tang Haosi snorted, thinking in his heart: Could it be that biochemical beasts whose brains have evolved can communicate across species
He didn't think for a long time when Cao Huan came back with a gun, and Slytherin put his head on the ground, so that the killing god could sit on top of it as soon as he lifted his foot.
Cao Huan sat back to his original position and put his finger on its scales a little: "Let's go, go and have a look at the pool where you live."
Slytherin said diligently: [Good king! Yes king!]
Tang Haosi rolled his eyes.
The python re-started in the northeast direction, and Tang Haosi whispered to Cao Huan on the snake's head.
"You mean, this snake once scolded each other with the rabbit I saw before?" Cao Huan frowned, "Then can it communicate with other animals?"
Tang Haosi shook his head: "I'm afraid not. So I'm wondering if there are other biochemical beasts like Slytherin, and if that's the case, if they get together, can all the animals understand what the other is saying? ?"
Cao Huan stroked his chin and groaned slightly: "This is second, but we can now be sure that at least one of those rabbits has evolved brains."
The water pool was not far from the place where several people encountered the snake, and Slytherin was fast and reached the destination in no time.
This pool is quite large and looks bottomless, so it is no wonder that more than a dozen giant pythons can be hidden in it at once.
Slytherin stopped and sniffed left and right: [Hey, there's actually another one sleeping?]
Tang Haosi immediately pulled Cao Huan: "There are snakes underwater, but only one."
All the companions went ashore to hunt for food, but this one was still sinking at the bottom of the pool, and he was really able to sleep.
Without a word, Cao Huan shot through the pool, his arm swept across, the silver-purple laser was like an artifact that overturned the river and the sea, cutting the pool into two, and the nearby rocks were affected by the laser and collapsed with a bang. Smash into the water and make a huge splash!
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Biochemical Snake: [Snake sleeps at home, disaster comes from the sky. ＿(:з”∠)＿]
Slytherin: [Good way, brother, I will burn incense for you today next year.]
Tang Haosi: "Hey, this friendship is like a plastic flower."