Ruan Cunyun's birthday was in late spring when the grass was green and the birds were singing. There was still a week or two left, but Qin Fanglu was already starting to get anxious.
This is Ruan Cunyun’s first birthday since they were together.
Ruan Cunyun did not tell his birthday, but his employment information was in the company's files, and Qin Fanglu had already memorized it by heart.
Qin Fanglu is familiar with the love manual and knows that his partner's birthday is an important day that cannot be missed and must be well behaved and spent.
So Qin Fanglu started planning very early, but he had no idea where to start.
To surprise, to take people by surprise, and to please them is not an easy task and requires hard work.
Qin Fanglu browsed around the Internet, hoping to get inspiration from other people's cases.
After browsing for a long time, I didn't find any inspiration, but I did receive a QQ message.
The organizer of the comic exhibition asked: [Teacher BALLS, are you willing to participate in a special event at the comic exhibition? ]
His fan is a cosplayer, everyone calls him Huya, he has a boyfriend—
[@BALLS, Mr. Dan is here! Huya is no longer single!]
The other party quickly replied: [This pairing will be decided by netizens. After the list is confirmed, we will launch a vote, and the more popular pairs will attend together. So I'm sorry, you don't know who you are in a group with now. ]
After sending it out, I realized an important question, and immediately asked: [How do we decide which two guests will form a group? ]
The username is "BALLS Teacher cured my penis tail", and this is one of the few familiar fans of Qin Fanglu.
BALLS: [What activity?]
The cat-eared boy in the suitcase said: [Kittens who don’t follow the rules will be fried.]
Going straight to the coser column, Qin Fanglu saw the words "Tiger Teeth (waiting for inquiry)" at a glance, and his heart jumped with excitement.
[Sorry, Mr. Dan, we haven't contacted everyone yet. But this is the list we prepared, you can take a look. ]
Qin Fanglu clicked on it without hesitation and was taken to a certain user's Weibo.
However, Qin Fanglu took a step back and felt a little unconfident. With so many guests, would Huya want to be in the same group with Teacher Dan
BALLS: [Okay, got it.]
The moment he received the invitation, he wanted to seize this opportunity. To be able to be on the same stage with Ruan Cunyun openly and show their proudest and truest side, this might be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
This fan always leaves comments under his pictures, has helped him solve a few relationship problems, and even said he wants to cosplay his paintings, but they haven't had any private chats recently.
This shouldn't be Ruan Cunyun, right? Ruan Cunyun couldn't say such a thing.
Wait, that was a bunch of stuff just passing by!
Qin Fanglu was stunned with surprise, and his fingers quickly turned the pages to the front.
Staff: [So have you confirmed your participation? QWQ]
BALLS: [Confirmed.]
Qin Fanglu was actually not sure whether he could be assigned to the same group as Ruan Cunyun, and he hadn't even considered showing up in person.
Qin Fanglu read it once, was speechless, and read it again.
BALLS: Is there a list of guests participating in the event
Qin Fanglu felt dizzy and his head was pounding. Hot blood was pumping into his fingertips, causing them to feel numb.
If these two tiger teeth are not the same person, then this coincidence is so outrageous that it can be patched up!
Qin Fanglu said without hesitation: [I am interested.]
Although Qin Fanglu heard Ruan Cunyun say with his own ears that he liked BALLS and received a friend request from Huya, he actually did not see any intuitive clues, as Huya’s account had never appeared on his Weibo.
As usual, it was filled with a lot of unread messages and a lot of @him. Qin Fanglu moved his index finger to open it and scrolled down quickly.
Qin Fanglu opened the form sent by the other party and saw several categories of guests, including writers, painters, cosplayers, dancers, and singers. There were several names under each category.
[Today I have a serious question for everyone: What should I do if my boyfriend stops when I tell him to? How can I tell him tactfully: Please leave me alone, be a little harder! ]
[Teacher Dan @BALLS, come and see your fan leader, he has a boyfriend! Can you bless me to find one too? ]
Tiger fangs—is that the tiger fangs he was thinking of
The painting of the young man on the ice throne that I drew after returning from Northern Europe was commented on by the other party: [He locked his wife tightly on his throne... Although his wife looked miserable, he actually liked it... ]
Qin Fanglu had seen it before, and watching them together now is particularly impactful.
[The activity is called "Breaking the Dimension Wall". We would like to invite guests from different fields, such as an artist and a writer, to chat, play small games, sing together, etc. on the comic exhibition stage. I wonder if the teacher is interested in participating? ]
Wait, Qin Fanglu sat up straight.
Qin Fanglu continued to scroll down with a feeling of shock and doubt, and saw that this fan always reposted his paintings with a lot of flattery attached.
But when I looked at the day when the Weibo was sent, it seemed to be the day after they did it.
He was indeed not mistaken. There were several @s connected together, and "tiger teeth" was mentioned in them.
As Qin Fanglu was thinking about it, he couldn't help but open Weibo, wanting to take a closer look at Huya's cospy work again.
He calmed himself down and looked at the Weibo post carefully.
Ask him to read funny Weibo posts, confess to Teacher Dan, go crazy for no apparent reason, complain to him when encountering unhappy things, find him to share happy things when encountering Huya...
The staff was very excited: [Ah, thank you Teacher Dan! ]
In the painting of the young master riding a horse, he said: [… not in a hurry to enjoy it, but ready to play with it bit by bit, bite it, and then eat it… Is the good kid actually excited too? ]
Qin Fanglu looked down with mixed feelings, the more he looked, the more he felt that this couldn't be Ruan Cunyun.
So explicit, so vivid.
Ruan Cunyun blushed when he was spoken to, trembled when someone's breath was slightly close to him, and he kept shouting "I can't take it anymore" in just two hours. How could he be so unrestrained
Although, this fan wrote it really well and Qin Fanglu couldn't stop reading it.
While reviewing his own paintings, Qin Fanglu also recalled his mood when he was painting. Each painting contained his own fantasy and his secret desire for Ruan Cunyun. He almost got hard while reading.
This fan is an old fan and he reposted the posts almost exactly as they were, and this continued until a few years ago.
Qin Fanglu had almost reached the bottom of the page unknowingly and was about to leave when he was suddenly attracted by an old Weibo post from the other party.
It was probably before the New Year, and he wrote on Weibo: [Since I’ve failed, I won’t pretend anymore!! I admit it, I’m @Coser虎牙’s smurf account, which is used to chase Teacher Dan!!! As long as you like Teacher Dan, we are friends~ Let those who like him come more fiercely! ]
It has a strong sense of the times, and the tone is full of lively and childish traces.
Qin Fanglu stared at the lines in astonishment and had to accept the information in them.
Ah… This fan is actually Huya, who is Huya? Huya is Ruan Cunyun, so this fan is Ruan Cunyun… What did this fan post…
With a numb expression and blood frozen, Qin Fanglu scrolled through this person's Weibo from bottom to top with an expressionless face.
Every biting remark he made about the paintings, every pair of pants he threw off, rushed towards Qin Fanglu in a shower.
Play a little bit... good kid...
Being fried...
Locked firmly in...
Qin Fanglu almost forgot to breathe as he read the latest one in one breath. In his oxygen-deprived vision, only four words remained: "Big. Force. One. Point!"
With trembling fingers, he clicked into the private message records between him and him, which were full of emotional consultations, back and forth.
I thought it was a stranger online, but it turned out to be the target of my pursuit!
Once upon a time, Ruan Cunyun asked: Teacher Dan, can I cosplay as a boy with cat ears? The stupid teacher Dan said: No.
Ruan Cunyun asked again: Can I cosplay as the boy on horseback
The stupid egg teacher said: No.
Today, Qin Fanglu finally understood what he had missed time and time again.
With a "bang", the cell phone was smashed onto the table. Qin Fanglu was filled with anger and had no place to vent it. He rushed into the bedroom, opened the obsidian door in two seconds, rushed up the stairs in two steps, came to his secret town, ran to the desk, and saw the cleaned globe. A raging fire rushed to his head.
He took a deep breath, turned around, rushed down the stairs, and then rushed upstairs again.
After going up and down the stairs dozens of times, Qin Fanglu's rapidly beating heart finally showed signs of slowing down.
Qin Fanglu closed his eyes and gritted his teeth, veins in his neck throbbing.
It was so annoying that he wanted Ruan Cunyun to wear the clothes he drew one by one, and then tear them into pieces one by one.
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Ruan Cunyun received a message from the organizer of the comic exhibition, asking him if he wanted to participate in the special event of "Breaking the Dimension Wall", and also sent him a list of guests.
He saw the name BALLS at a glance, and the words "confirmed participation" were written in brackets behind it. Ruan Cunyun did not hesitate and immediately typeset that he would participate.
Oh my god, a living Teacher Dan! A Teacher Dan who I can meet in person! A Teacher Dan who I can talk and play games with!
How could he miss such a great opportunity!
The staff explained to him that the specific grouping would depend on the netizens' votes, and it was uncertain with whom Ruan Cunyun would be grouped.
Ruan Cunyun remained unshakable and said he knew.
Since it has been handed over to netizens, Ruan Cunyun has a way.
He waited for the organizer to post the voting time, and almost immediately reposted the voting microblog with his big account, adding the words: [I don’t need to tell you which group to vote for, right? Vote for me quickly! Don’t make me beg you QAQ]
The messages forwarded by other guests were all very general slogans like "Who do you want to see me and I break the dimensional wall with!", or "Who can make you and your two chefs ecstatic!", only Ruan Cunyun stood out among the crowd and made the promotion look like canvassing for votes.
Fans laughed wildly, celebrated together and told others the news.
They all said that Huya had waited for so many years and finally got a chance to meet his idol. It is simply a model of star chasing. As long as you chase long enough and as long as you keep improving, you will have the opportunity to stand on the same stage with your idol!
The options of BALLS&HUYA were rising very quickly, and Ruan Cunyun thought he had a sure win, but he soon found out that he was too naive.
There are so many netizens that all kinds of pairings are being pursued very quickly.
It seems that many people want to see Hu Ya and another dancer perform on stage together, so the votes for their group are increasing rapidly, and they are about to catch up with him and Teacher Dan.
But Ruan Cunyun can only speak on his own Weibo and has no way to manage other people’s fans, so he can only worry.
Ruan Cunyun had already comforted himself mentally. If he couldn't go on stage with Teacher Dan, at least he could see him backstage, and there was a great possibility that he would ask for an autograph and take a photo on the spot. If he went wearing the succubus's clothes, it would be no problem for him to leave the deepest impression on Teacher Dan!
However, Ruan Cunyun could never have imagined that just when his and Teacher Dan’s votes were about to be suppressed by other groups, Teacher Dan suddenly posted a Weibo.
@BALLS: [BALLS voted for "BALLS & Huya" in the poll "Which two teachers do you want to see break the dimensional wall?". Please cast your precious vote as well~]
Ruan Cunyun sat up in shock from his dying illness, and along with the shock came the crazy comments from people from all walks of life.
[Fuck, fuck!!! Huya, you must be so lucky recently, give me some! ]
[Although it’s not a like, forward, or comment, this is also a sign of being turned over, right?! ]
[Jealousy makes me unrecognizable! !]
[I can only say one thing: awesome. ]
In addition to the fans' screen swiping, there are also a large number of other people.
[Egg fans come to watch, who is Huya [confused]]
[Let me see who the first person that Teacher Dan cueed is.]
[What works does this cosplayer have? I haven’t seen them. ]
[Ah? Why did Teacher Dan choose this person? I thought Teacher Dan would cooperate with the writer, I don’t understand! ]
These unfamiliar comments did not affect Ruan Cunyun at all. He was completely immersed in the joy of being chosen by Teacher Dan. Even if the final voting result was not like this, Ruan Cunyun would be content.
Considering that his birthday was coming soon, Ruan Cunyun thought this was a very good gift.
In the evening, he made an appointment with Qin Fanglu to go out for dinner. He dressed himself up in high spirits and went to the dinner happily with a rosy face.
His good mood was so obvious that Qin Fanglu asked, "Are you particularly happy today?"
The tone was a bit teasing.
But Ruan Cunyun didn't hear Qin Fanglu's subtle tone and nodded without hesitation: "Yes, I'm happy!"
"Why?" Qin Fanglu asked with a smile.
Ruan Cunyun ignored the crowd and climbed onto Qin Fanglu's arm, smiling happily: "Because I'm going out to eat with you!"
Qin Fanglu said "Oh" and thought to himself, that's not the case, it's obviously because Teacher Dan voted for you not long ago.
During the meal, Qin Fanglu casually mentioned: "You said before that the painter you liked very much-"
Ruan Cunyun answered without hesitation: "BALLS! What's the matter?"
Qin Fanglu asked: "What kind of person is he?"
Qin Fanglu had walked into his own trap. Since he asked the question sincerely, Ruan Cunyun would spare no effort to introduce his beloved wife to him.
Ruan Cunyun gushed: "Madam's paintings are very beautiful, and there seems to be a story behind each painting. Although she is very cold and ignores everyone, she is actually very cute. She would share her emotional confusion with me in private. She must be a beautiful woman who is cold on the outside but soft on the inside!"
Qin Fanglu knew that many netizens considered themselves to be women, but he was still shocked by the word “great beauty”.
He asked tentatively, "What if your wife is different from what you imagined?"
Ruan Cunyun blinked: "How else can it be different?"
Qin Fanglu said: "It's very different."
"Anyway, it won't affect my liking for her paintings."
"Why do you suddenly ask this?" Ruan Cunyun raised his eyebrows.
Qin Fanglu smiled but said nothing. His shoulders relaxed and he had a plan in mind.
After dinner, as night fell, the two walked on the road to digest their food.
Wandering aimlessly on the street, chatting with heads close together, it was very comfortable.
There were many shops on the roadside with neon lights flashing. The two were not in a hurry to go home. They would go into any interesting shops they saw and take a look before coming out.
There is no rush to buy things, and I am happy just to go to the ophthalmology department.
Ruan Cunyun saw a shop with a unique colored sign from a distance, pointed at it and said, "Let's go and take a look."
It was not until I walked in that I saw a plastic model in the window wearing only a lace bustier and a thin black silk skirt. Next to it were visually striking instruments of various sizes. Furry ears and tails were hung on the walls. A dark area was filled with patent leather whip products. There seemed to be objects reflecting the cold light of metal, and I couldn't tell whether they were chains or handcuffs.
Ruan Cunyun's pupils trembled and he quickly looked away, his cheeks flushed, staring at the moon in the sky as if nothing had happened.
Qin Fanglu tugged at him with a low laugh: "Don't you want to go in and have a look?"
"I didn't say that!" Ruan Cunyun said immediately, "It's a mess. I don't know what this store sells. I'm not interested."
Qin Fanglu suppressed his laughter and asked seriously, "You really don't want to try it?"
Ruan Cunyun sternly refused: "I don't want to!"
"Okay." Qin Fanglu nodded, indicating that he understood.
He memorized the store name, found the official website immediately after returning home, and said the most classic boss-like words to the customer service: "Everything in the store will be delivered to my home."
(End of this chapter)