2D Otaku with Social Anxiety Also Wants to Date!

Chapter 86

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The forwarding word is just two words, plus a period, which is very consistent with BALLS's usual style.

Indifferent, concise, and too lazy to type.

However, the meaning of these two words is "Yes, sir."

Submissive, humble, with head lowered.

—This is very un-BALLS style.

But looking at Teacher Dan’s new Weibo name, all the drastic changes in style are explained.

A prefix is added in front of BALLS, which makes its identity known in a very conspicuous and ostentatious way.

Originally, netizens were still arguing about whether Teacher Dan and Hu Ya were a real couple, but now everything has stopped. Fans from all over the country stared at the words "Ya Mei’s boyfriend" in front of BALLS.

To be honest, many people have speculated on how Mr. Dan and Hu Ya will officially go public, such as posting a Weibo post and @ing each other like many public figures do, or writing the other party's name on the top of the Weibo post or in the personal profile like many wives in the circle.

The comment section of BALLS’ Weibo almost exploded instantly.

[Help me! Teacher Dan actually sent an emoticon! He also gave a kiss, he gave a kiss! ! ]

The feeling of being in the open was so good that every cell in my body felt extremely relaxed. Qin Fanglu childishly shirked responsibility: "What should I do? This is all I can do. It's all your fault."

Teacher Dan’s fans are called: [Big Egg, where is your cool image? ? ]

"Anyway, the organizer is your mother's friend." Ruan Cunyun shook his head, "It's not a loss anyway."

Qin Fanglu laughed out loud: "The organizers must be so happy. Obviously, only BALLS was punished to cosplay, and now they also got Mr. Huya for free."

Ruan Cunyun looked at Teacher Dan's comments section and said with pity: "They are indeed so pitiful."

Poor fans don’t know that when Mr. Dan posted emoticons online, he was also practicing them himself.

After that, Ruan Cunyun logged into Huya’s main account, came to Qin Fanglu’s Weibo post, and replied: [Stand up. ]

Ruan Cunyun asked back: "Do you think I should go?"

[Wait, originally only Dan-sensei was going to cosplay, so Huya will also be there? ! ]

[This is the first time I’ve seen someone use a nickname to make an official announcement... You are worthy of being Teacher Dan. ]

Ruan Cunyun touched the hair on the back of Bai Yan's neck and raised his eyebrows slightly: "Promising."

[Teacher Dadan, I advise you to change your name back. This is not good for me. ]

This question hits the nail on the head; the two had never thought about this question before.

A round soybean man with his mouth pouted into the shape of 3 and an expression like (o^3^o).

[Fuck, can I expect a sweet couple?! ]

He replied to Huya with a "kiss" emoticon.

Teacher Dan, who never replies to comments, naturally breaks the rules—

[Stinky couple!!!]

Coincidentally, the character Qin Fanglu was planning to cosplay was a popular character in a new hit anime, in which there was a scheming boy who was his official partner.

[Damn, even though this name is very direct and unadorned, I can see from it what is going on with Teacher Dan’s crazy bragging? ! ! ]

Huya’s fans shouted wildly: [I don’t believe it!! Huya’s wife, come out and tell me you’ve been kidnapped QAQ]

“It didn’t collapse.”

The combination of a sexy and aggressive attacker and a scheming bottom, with a bit of love-hate relationship, makes this CP far more popular than many other pairings.

But they never expected that Teacher Dan, who had been taciturn for many years, would directly add Hu Ya's name in front of his own name.

Qin Fanglu sank into the sofa and proudly handed the phone to Ruan Cunyun: "Look at their envious and jealous expressions, so pitiful, hehe."

[Oh shit, this is killing me! ]

[Oh no—my tiger-fang sister—you really got taken away?! ]

[Did you find out, my family members, that Teacher Dan’s name now begins with “Ya Mei”. He took his boyfriend’s last name, Ya. Hahaha.]

Ruan Cunyun looked at the "kiss" Qin Fanglu gave him in return, chuckled, and said regretfully: "It's over! Teacher Dan's cold and domineering personality has collapsed! He's going to become a little sweetheart."

[I'm suddenly looking forward to the cospy the day after tomorrow [drooling]]

Qin Fanglu asked expectantly, "So will Mr. Huya go with me? There happens to be an official match for this role."

[??? Tiger Tooth, you have no heart either!!]

[I order you two to perform a live kiss in front of us. You are not allowed to leave without kissing:)]

The two phones fell from their hands onto the soft carpet, with a sticky kiss sound.

[Thank you so much for revealing it two days before the cospy. I will prepare a wedding gift for you guys right now.]

In just one kiss, there were three hundred more comments.

Qin Fanglu said lightly, leaned over without pause, held Ruan Cunyun's chin and kissed him hard.

[Damn, I killed a dog, can you two restrain yourself a little? ? ]

The two chefs were the craziest: [Tonight, I lost a wife and a husband at the same time. You two, take my blessing and get out! ! ]

The two of them quarreled with their fans online for a while, satisfying the vast majority of the hungry crowds, before they left behind a group of angry fans and walked away.

It was already late, Ruan Cunyun stretched and said, "I'm going home."

Qin Fanglu was stunned: "Are you leaving?"

"It's already past eleven o'clock!" Ruan Cunyun looked at the watch.

"Yes." Qin Fanglu grabbed the sofa cover, stood up and said calmly, "I'll take you back."

Ruan Cunyun lowered his head to change his shoes, and said in a cheerful voice: "Go to my place tomorrow to prepare for the cosplay!"

Qin Fanglu held the door open, circled Ruan Cunyun in front of him, and looked down at him: "It's too tiring to run back and forth like this all the time."

Ruan Cunyun didn't understand and said sensibly, "It's okay. It's good to exercise more."

The next day, the two spent a day preparing at Ruan Cunyun's house, and the Internet was filled with fans' anticipation.

The day for the official cosplay soon arrived, and the two arrived at the venue early and put on makeup and clothes in advance.

The organizers specially arranged a session for them in the morning so that fans would have plenty of time to take photos and interact with them.

Ruan Cunyun jumped twice with excitement: "Have you seen the schedule for this afternoon? There is a fan meeting with the God of Cosers, Mr. Octopus!! I want to go after I finish cosplaying!"

Qin Fanglu was changing clothes and frowned: "We are cosplaying as a couple, why are you mentioning another man's name in front of your man?"

Ruan Cunyun chuckled, but suddenly saw the marks on Qin Fanglu's chest, and stopped laughing for a moment.

He bit Qin Fanglu's chest muscles twice two days ago. One of the marks has almost disappeared, but the other one is still somewhat noticeable.

The strength used in both bites was actually about the same, but Ruan Cunyun sucked it hard the second time, and now there is still a circle of ambiguous red bruises next to the teeth marks.

Qin Fanglu put on an open-collar suit, his muscles were slightly bulging, and he looked cool and reserved.

There is a visible stamp on the bulging muscles, which directly turns the reserved and sexy look into a super obvious one.

Fortunately, the suit covered half of it, so it wasn’t that exaggerated.

The makeup artist took a look and raised her eyebrows with a smile: "Teacher Dan, do you want to cover this up?"

Ruan Cunyun pretended to check her makeup carefully, looking as if it was none of her business.

"No." Qin Fanglu smiled, "I just got a kitten at home."

"Oh." The makeup artist didn't care about the gossip among the cosplayers and said thoughtfully, "But it doesn't look like a cat bite."

Qin Fanglu straightened his clothes and asked, "Really?"

The makeup artist earnestly suggested: "Teacher Dan should be more careful and go to the hospital to get a vaccination when you have time."

Qin Fanglu glanced at Ruan Cunyun lightly, and Ruan Cunyun wished he could bury himself on the spot.

After finally finishing their makeup, the two made final adjustments in the dressing room.

Ruan Cunyun almost stuck to Qin Fanglu, gritting his teeth and saying, "Who are you calling a kitten?"

"You're not?" Qin Fanglu asked back, "You meow when you stroke it gently."

This person's level of blatantly speaking obscene words is getting better and better. Ruan Cunyun's breath was stuck in his chest, his face flushed, and he secretly comforted himself -

The makeup artist isn't sure if these are human teeth marks, so it shouldn't be that obvious, at least fans won't ask directly.

Amid the screams of the audience, Ruan Cunyun and Qin Fanglu appeared side by side.

The lights were bright, the audience was huge, and everyone was cheering loudly.

Some amazing audience members even held up big red banners with bold white letters shouting, "Get out with our blessings!!!"

Although his tone was harsh, Ruan Cunyun couldn't help laughing.

Ruan Cunyun was a little dazed. This scene really looked like a wedding ceremony, and they were the two grooms receiving the blessings.

There were a lot of photographers around, and some of the lenses were a bit close.

Out of habit, Qin Fanglu subconsciously protected Ruan Cunyun, but when he realized it was safe here, he let go.

It was just a tiny movement, but it caused a scream.

Ruan Cunyun took the microphone and said, "Don't be so dumb. What if you can't speak when it's your turn in the queue? Should I use sign language with you?"

Fans were excited: "Pop! Pop!"

Ruan Cunyun couldn't handle this situation, his hands were empty, and Qin Fanglu took the microphone away.

Qin Fanglu glanced at everyone calmly and said, "Our pro-French content is not allowed to be broadcast here."

The poor fans are going crazy.

Qin Fanglu and Ruan Cunyun were in the center of the small stage, and the audience lined up to take photos with them.

Ruan Cunyun had done similar activities alone before, and he would receive a lot of gifts every time. Most of his fans would call him "Tiger Teeth" or "Wife" and speak sweetly to him.

But this time is clearly different.

Everyone called them "Tooth Sister" and "Brother-in-law". The name on the greeting cards they sent changed from one person to two, the picture also became two people together, and the blessing changed from "Your tiger teeth are great" to "Take care of yourself."

The two girls walked onto the stage in a heroic and confident manner. The girl with short hair smiled sweetly and said domineeringly: "I am not here to break up this family, I am here to join this family!"

The long-haired girl politely handed them the collection and postcards for signature. She smiled with a lingering look in her eyes, "What's wrong with Teacher Dan's chest? Tiger Teeth, you have really good teeth."

Ruan Cunyun paused as he was signing, cold sweat breaking out. He had not expected that he would be recognized so easily at the beginning.

The blood quickly spread from his neck to his cheeks. Ruan Cunyun raised his voice and argued: "Don't talk nonsense!"

The short-haired girl also saw it and laughed out loud: "Teacher Dan must be very happy!"

Qin Fanglu was also startled. He raised his hand and grabbed his collar awkwardly, then said in a steady voice, "Yeah, it's a bitch."

Expectations are optimistic, but reality is cruel.

The two showed their affection online, and their fans fought back offline.

"Tiger Tooth, you're so fierce! I couldn't tell~"

"Okay, okay, I know you're staking your claim!"

"Ouch, tsk tsk. Shame on you."

"The canine tooth marks are very easy to spot because they are very neat and the two small pointed circles are particularly deep."

"Ya Mei, are you using this method to get everyone to see your husband's breasts? How generous."

"Holy shit, you two are some kind of living Alpha and Omega, marking each other with pheromones, right?"

There were too many ambiguous and playful glances. The person being stared at was Qin Fanglu, but the one who was blushing was Ruan Cunyun.

"Ahh!" During the break, Ruan Cunyun wanted to cry but had no tears, "If I had known I wouldn't have bitten so deep!"

Qin Fanglu stroked his chin and said, "I think it's good."

Ruan Cunyun didn't think it was good, so he rummaged through his bag, found a box of Band-Aids, and put a cross on Qin Fanglu's chest.

I thought this should be fine, right? I can't see anything!

But I didn’t expect the audience behind me to burst into laughter and scream, “Ahahahaha, it’s even more erotic after it’s pasted together!! You guys are so good at having fun!!”

It turned out that many of the group photos had been screenshotted and posted online by careless audience members, and the tooth mark left by the canine tooth had been studied from all angles.

Everyone came to the conclusion that tiger teeth are worthy of being called tiger teeth!

It was not right to cover it, nor was it right not to cover it. Ruan Cunyun wished he could die, but Qin Fanglu was still trying to comfort him: "That's good, you have achieved your goal. Now everyone knows that I am yours."

The only good thing was that the meeting was approaching and Ruan Cunyun was feeling every second as if it were an eternity.

When she was a little dizzy seeing the audience, a short-haired lady stepped onto the stairs and said with a smile: "Hi, here I come!"

Qin Fanglu immediately frowned: "Mom, why are you everywhere?"

Ruan Cunyun was so frightened that he regained consciousness: "Teacher Qin... Teacher Qin Shu."

"I didn't want to come, so as not to take up a place in the queue." Qin Shu smiled, "I saw the picture online, and I was afraid that if I didn't come to deliver the gift to Huya, it would be too late."

Ruan Cunyun waved his hand: "No need to send me off..."

Fans have sent a lot of gifts, including various paintings, greeting cards, cotton dolls, pendants, handicrafts, and snacks, filling up the entire table.

Qin Shu put the box on the table and stuffed a small object into Ruan Cunyun's palm.

She smiled mysteriously: "You will need it."

Ruan Cunyun opened his palm and found that it was actually a small key.

No one knows a mother better than her son. Qin Fanglu said speechlessly, "It must be something bad."

The luxurious black box was opened, revealing a bite stopper on the velvet surface.

It was originally used to fix the mouths of vicious dogs to prevent them from biting people, but gradually it developed other uses.

The silver metal cage, like bars and shackles, is filled with abstinence yet madness.

A pure black leather belt was used to secure the bite device behind the head, and the key to the lock was placed in Ruan Cunyun's hand.

Ruan Cunyun was a mentally pervert. He could tell what this thing was at a glance. His already red face turned completely red.

Shit, the mother saw the teeth marks she left on her son. Is she going to shut him up

Qin Shu laughed: "Look how scared the child is. Ya, this isn't for you!"

Ruan Cunyun blinked: "...Ah."

Qin Fanglu said in a long tone: "Hey, I said-"

Qin Shu said: "If Qin Fanglu wants to retaliate against you and disobeys you, just cuff his mouth."

Ruan Cunyun stared for a while, then slowly raised his head and his eyes met Qin Fanglu's.

Qin Fanglu watched Ruan Xiaomao's eyes light up and gradually reveal an extremely excited look.

(End of this chapter)