Ever since Xia Yihan joined Superman, Song Qingyang wanted to fight her. To be precise, it started when she appeared in Superman.
But Xia Yihan didn't want to fight her. To be precise, he didn't want to talk to her. In the early days of joining, he didn't take the initiative to say a word or two. He usually met for office work or study and training.
But Song Qingyang didn't give up, she wanted to provoke, but even if it was provocation, Xia Yihan still wouldn't dump her.
For example, after breakfast, Xia Yihan was about to go to the office to sort out the documents, but Song Qingyang appeared out of nowhere and followed her furtively.
If they don't go out, they usually wear pajamas, lazy slippers, and sometimes a headband or headband, which is a must-have at home.
Xia Yihan was wearing a set of green dinosaur spring pajamas with a small hat on the back, which was almost useless, just a decoration.
Song Qingyang followed, suddenly jumped forward, hit his hat, "Come on, duel!"
After he finished speaking, he bounced back, showing a defensive posture.
Xia Yihan knew it was her, and she noticed it just after she got out, but she kept quiet and walked to the office on her own.
Song Qingyang stood there for a while, and seeing that no one was paying attention to her, she took small steps to catch up, hit the dinosaur hat again, flipped the hat up, quickly fell, and lay on Xia Yihan's back.
Song Qingyang quickly bounced back, putting both hands on his chest: "Come on, singled out!"
Xia Yihan walked to the door, opened the door and went in, and closed the door by the way.
Song Qingyang felt that her self-esteem was hurt. No one ever felt ignoring her. Song Xiaobang, never-because everyone who ignored her, was beaten up by her.
With determination to kill the opponent, Song Qingyang opened the door, swayed in, walked to the desk, Xia Yihan was checking the serial number of the electronic file and the paper, his eyes were back and forth between the desktop and the screen, but he didn't take his eyes away at all.
Song Qingyang felt that her self-esteem was about to crack, she walked behind Xia Yihan and abused her hat crazily.
"Singles." He said, hitting his hat.
"Let's duel!" He hit again.
"Don't you dare?" Again.
"Are you afraid of me so you can't look me in the eye?" Again.
Xia Yihan suddenly raised his hand and handed a document to her.
Song Qingyang immediately assumed a fighting stance, ready to take the hidden weapon empty-handed at any time.
"What does this word mean?"
Song Qingyang came forward, looked at the name on the cover, scratched his head, then took out his mobile phone to check, "Read Biao."
"Okay, you read the name and serial number, and I'll check it." Xia Yihan gave her all the documents and looked at the screen himself, so he didn't have to go back and forth between the documents and the screen.
Song Qingyang usually does this for Muyu, and formed a conditioned reflex. Looking at the piles of documents, he picked it up and started reporting the serial number and name.
So the two of them worked efficiently in the office, checking all the files of the target object in one morning.
After finishing the work, Song Qingyang was hungry and was about to go to eat. Only when he left the office door did he realize that something was wrong, and he felt like he was being fooled.
The self-esteem exploded. Song Qingyang, who was exploding, made up her mind to rub Xia Yihan well, or she didn't know who was in charge of superhuman force!
She tried a variety of methods, all in vain. Xia Yihan didn't know whether to use the shielding function or deliberately hide his strength, but he turned a blind eye to her provocation, and didn't even bother to pay back.
Seeing Song Qingyang's unhappy appearance, Chu Yu comforted and said, "She may be too tired to jump around in front of me. She needs to save her physical strength in other places, otherwise she will die of overwork."
What Chu Yu said was the truth. Xia Yihan was always in front of her, and he often couldn't stop his hands and hands, and he kept talking with his small mouth. Chu Yu sometimes wondered: Where did she get so much energy? Later, she realized that she had accumulated a lot of energy elsewhere, and she could focus on it.
However, after Chu Yu's reminder, Song Qingyang finally came up with a unique trick, which could definitely attract Xia Yihan's attention.
The next day, everyone sat around eating breakfast, Chu Yu sandwiched a custard bun, the tip of the bun was a little yellow, and it was easy to tell. Song Qingyang saw it and immediately twisted his shoulders: "Sister, I want to eat this."
All the people in the room looked at her. Fang Datuo's eyes even showed the affection of "caring for mentally handicapped children" and wanted to take her temperature.
Before Chu Yu could take a bite, he put the buns in her bowl and took another one by himself.
Xia Yihan raised his eyes and said to Song Qingyang, "You are not allowed to call her sister."
Song Qingyang said while eating, "Sister Chu was originally my sister, and my mother and her grandmother are best friends. We almost worshipped!"
Chu Yu was eating the steamed buns, his tongue and teeth were not free, and he took out a space in his busy schedule: "Don't make trouble, have you ever seen a leader and subordinate worship the handle?"
After being told by Chu Yu, Song Qingyang immediately smoothed his hair and showed the flattering spirit of an excellent subordinate: "Good sister!"
Xia Yihan frowned, and Song Qingyang's shadow was reflected in his dark pupils.
After the meal, the table was put away. Song Qingyang was about to go upstairs to train with members of the secret operation team. She was changing her shoes when she suddenly felt a gust of wind blowing behind her.
"Aren't you a stick, how can you talk?"
Song Qingyang stopped what he was doing, and his expression became puzzled.
Xia Yihan stared straight at her, "Aren't you a stick, why do you still have to eat?"
Song Qingyang's expression gradually lost control.
"Aren't you a stick, why do you still have a sister?"
Song Qingyang's expression was distorted, and finally shouted, turned around and scuffled with Xia Yihan.
Half an hour later, Muyu came out with a coffee cup and was about to sit on the balcony for a while. When he passed the living room, he saw Xia Yihan and Song Qingyang were both there, but they were far apart. One was standing in the aisle near the kitchen, and the other Behind the sofa, but facing the wall, standing upright and motionless.
Muyu held the cup and floated behind Song Qingyang: "What's going on, what about facing the wall?"
Song Qingyang nodded and said nothing. Muyu saw that her hair was disheveled, and then looked at Xia Yihan, who was facing the wall on the other side, and guessed what was going on.
Suddenly, she opened her nostrils, raised her head, took a deep breath, and smelled a scent of perfume—like lavender and jasmine. There was a gentleness in the elegance, luxury in the gentleness, and low-keyness in the luxury. Smell, when people smell it, they know that this perfume is expensive!
Half an hour ago, Xia Yihan and Song Qingyang were having a good fight. With a sound, the glass bottle on the shelf shattered, the colorless liquid flowed all over the place, and the fragrance quickly filled the entire room.
This is the perfume that Chu Yu specially ordered. It just arrived today. The crystal clear bottle is very beautiful, so I put it on the Bogu shelf, and took the opportunity to show it off in front of the staff - look at your chief, how tasteful !
As a result, it died in less than half a day, and not a single drop was used.
The price of this perfume is not low, and Chu Yu finally made a lot of money. Instead of embezzling public funds, she bought it out of her own pocket. Looking at the "remains" on the floor tiles, she was heartbroken and wished she could tie Xia Yihan and Song Qingyang together and hang them. I sold it online and got the perfume money back.
But it was impossible to sell. She was so angry that she punished both of them for two hours, and they were not allowed to move without her order.
Xia Yihan and Song Qingyang knew that they had caused trouble, and that the trouble was relatively expensive, and they could not afford to sell them both.
Therefore, they faced the wall upright, did not dare to shake their bodies, and confessed their crimes to the wall with their minds.
Muyu observed the appearance of the two of them, Song Qingyang's hair was messy, Xia Yihan's clothes were messy, and the collars were all pulled out.
Muyu's gossip heart ignited, and the strength of Xiao Huaihua and the mace has always been a topic she and Fang Datuo talked about. Will let go: "Who won between you and Xiaohan?"
Song Qingyang deliberately raised her voice so that her friends "over the mountain" could hear: "I let her go this time, otherwise her legs would have been broken, so I guess she would just lie down 'facing the ceiling'."
Muyu listened to what she meant, the two should be almost tied, and I don't know if they did their best.
The words clearly reached Xia Yihan, but she didn't move, she didn't even turn her head, she didn't seem to respond.
Muyu looked at her back and saw that there was no movement, so he exited the spectator mode and continued to walk to the balcony.
Suddenly, a word floated from Xia Yihan's side: "She thought she was a golden hoop, I just checked it, and it was actually a enoki mushroom."
Although these words were not loud, the living room was quiet and spacious, and it was accurately transmitted to the ears of Muyu and Song Qingyang without a word.
Song Qingyang's expression was distorted, he let out a howl, and pounced with his teeth and claws: "Aah - I'm going to kill you!
When Muyu turned around again, the two of them fought together again and rolled onto the sofa. Song Qingyang rubbed hard against Xia Yihan, trying to use the iron thorn on her body to stab her to death.
And Xia Yihan tried her best to open her up, not wanting any physical contact.
Muyu held the cup and stood there expressionless, as if seeing two milk lions biting together.
But this time they didn't fight for a long time, the director's bedroom door opened, and Chu Yu came out, full of charm.
She was wearing a beige dress with a chiffon lining on the inner layer and a hollow lace pattern on the outer layer. Her long legs were looming. She had curled her hair with a curling iron the night before.
She walked to the living room and saw the two on the sofa, their hands folded, and her voice lowered: "You want to be mad at this palace?"
She was going to attend her classmate's wedding soon, so she dressed up and should put on some perfume at the end, but now she can only deal with it with toilet water.
As soon as Xia Yihan and Song Qingyang saw her, they separated immediately, returned to their respective positions, and stood upright.
But Xia Yihan couldn't stand anymore this time, she quietly turned her head to look at Chu Yu, and couldn't hide her small eyes.
Looking at the messy sofa and coffee table, Chu Yu realized the seriousness of the problem - they had to be given a look, otherwise the roof would have to be demolished in the future, and the fighting power was comparable to that of Huskies and Alaska.
"You," Chu Yu looked at Song Qingyang, "this month's salary will be confiscated and used for the office's food expenses."
Muyu said that he liked to hear it, and Chu Li hadn't eaten hot pot together for a long time.
"You," Chu Yu looked at Xia Yihan again, and suddenly remembered that she didn't have a salary, and she was completely voluntary labor at Superman, which was like a prisoner's labor reform in prison. Instead, Fang Datuo buys daily necessities in a unified manner.
In the end, Chu Yu finally came up with a solution, "Give us a massage for a month!"
Chu Yu experienced Xia Yihan's SPA technique and felt very satisfied, and finally seized the opportunity to enjoy it for a long time.
"Do you have an opinion?"
The two of them saw that Chu Yu was so angry that the fairy frowned, and they didn't dare to have any opinions, they all acquiesced.
Chu Yu picked up her bag and threw her hair out the door.
Later, Chu Yu found that punishment didn't work for the two of them, and he would still fight when he wanted to. It was an uncontrollable passion.
Although she repeatedly told Xia Yihan: Xiaobang actually wants you to play with her and play tricks with her, if you ignore her, she will make you jealous!
But Xia Yihan didn't listen, she just wanted to kill all the giant babies named Chu Yu's "sister" in their cradles.
In the end, Chu Yufu became a Buddha. She simply drew a "playing field" on the fourth floor. It was an empty place where Xia Yihan used to let out the wind. She was not afraid of breaking things. Exercise daily.
At the same time, she also knew that Xia Yihan and Song Qingyang, as the only mentally handicapped people in the department, had some points of spiritual connection. Fighting may be their way of communicating.
As she wished, Xia Yihan and Song Qingyang became familiar with each other. Among the staff, Xia Yihan took the initiative to talk to Song Qingyang first. Although Song Qingyang usually said ten sentences, she only said one sentence, but somehow she had the desire to communicate.
The two of them often fought each other, and they became familiar with each other's routines. After that, the tacit understanding became better and better at work. Song Qingyang really wanted to develop Xia Yihan into his own little brother, and it was very easy to use.
Later, Chu Yu found that the two of them hardly fought, and the atmosphere was much more harmonious.
It turned out that when Song Qingyang was celebrating his birthday, Xia Yihan bought a genuine mace, which was nearly one meter and weighed 3 pounds.
Chu Yu struggled to mention this stick, but Song Qingyang couldn't put it down, she put it in the room and wiped it every day.
All attention was on Brother Bang, she didn't have the energy to hook up with Chu Yu, and Xia Yihan didn't beat her anymore.
At first, Chu Yu thought that Xia Yihan gave Song Qingyang a gift to cultivate feelings during the fight, but later she found out that it didn't seem to be the case.
Xia Yihan began to "slander" her: "How about we make Song Xiaobang and Mace sworn in, so that she will recognize it as her sister?"
Lest she keep hitting your attention.
Chu Yu: "..."
After a few months of peace in the office, Muyu got up to eat breakfast and found that the two of them were fighting again, and they were very attentive.
The reason is that Song Qingyang ate the bean paste buns on the table, which Xia Yihan specially baked for Chu Yu.
In the end, Xia Yihan finally knew why Song Qingyang could talk and eat as a stick.
"I'll tell you a secret." Song Qingyang looked around, his eyes rolled straight, and finally lowered his voice, as if preparing to reveal state secrets.
"You said." Xia Yihan stood still.
"I'm not the same as those idiots out there, I'm anthropomorphic!"
Xia Yihan gave a thumbs up: "Oh, that's great."
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Many words may be blocked in the next chapter, I will revise it again, it should be posted again tomorrow~