The book is written in the first person, written from the perspective of a cat, and the perspective is particularly novel. Since the author himself is an evolutionary cat species, the content is highly credible.
While reading, you can also get in touch with the real thoughts of cats, which is a rare experience for Kang Xingluo.
The book begins with a self-mockery from the author:
[I have always felt that I am a very double-standard cat.
The reason is that I've always hated the term 'cat', it came from a human and I don't think I can accept it because I'm so proud. However, I like my real name 'xx' very much. This name was given to me by my former master, and it was given to me by human beings, but I like it very much.
So if someone says I double standard, I will not refute, but also send you small dried fish.
Because what you said is so true. 】
[In the first half of my ignorant life, life as a cat was actually very happy.
I don't have too many impressions in my mind, eating delicious food every day, sleeping in a soft cat litter, and running on the floor with other cats, cat health is enough.
At that time, the biggest achievement of my cat life was that I could understand the owner's name. As long as he called me, I would be happy. If he called me more times than other cats, I would be happier. Life is that simple. 】
[Many biologists and scientists have been discussing what kind of process evolution is. My own experience is that it is a feeling that can be described as 'enlightenment', that is, at a certain moment on a certain day, suddenly, I started thinking, my brain got bigger, and there were a lot of ideas that I had never had before. 】
[The critical point is that one day I was squatting in the litter box and pulling- (silence), and suddenly felt inexplicably that maybe I should raise my butt a little bit, otherwise it will stain my white fur. After I finished pulling, I was going to smell it habitually, but a strong rationality told me that it smells a little bit, so don't smell it.
But I smell it every time.
At this time, a voice in my head told me that it was your Baba, and I couldn't smell it.
I'm torn as to whether I should smell it or not.
I finally smelled it.
It turns out that it really stinks. 】
[Since that pull-(silence), I feel that I am different. Things that I had never thought about before suddenly appeared in my consciousness. I began to pay attention to the world other than the cat litter box, cat food bowl, cat water bowl Gradually, I started to pay attention to what the master said. When he consciously mentioned a certain object, I would take a seat, so I knew what a table was, what a chair was, and my own identity.
I am a cat.
... how could a cat have such an ugly name.
It's so rude, I really think that cats all over the world should be called 'xx'.
By the way, 'xx' is my real name. 】
[After having independent ideas, my curiosity has become extremely strong, and I am full of challenges in everything in the human world. Although I became a writer after evolution, I always thought that my talents should be used in mathematics.
I used to practice addition and subtraction at home with glasses and eggs, such as kicking a glass and leaving a few glasses, breaking five eggs and leaving a few eggs at home.
However, my master didn't seem to agree with my talent for math. After he refused to cook for me, I was forced to change the direction of my research due to reality.
That's how Mr. Handsome was born.
Wait a minute, allow me to make a sad face. 】
[Speaking of this, I am willing to answer the common question of many cat owners in the past, why do cats like to push things off the table, I can tell you authoritatively, as a cat...
I do not know either.
I want to push it when I see it there.
But I really didn't mean to. 】
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[Finally, on a question, it is necessary for me to state my point of view. It seems that many people now believe that the main factors of evolution come from blood and a certain gene, and whether a pet can evolve is destined from the beginning.
I don't think so.
I sincerely think that whether a pet can evolve or not is indeed related to its own physique, but the more important factor does not depend on it, but on its owner. 】
[Again, whether it can evolve or not depends on its owner. Maybe a lot of people think my opinion is hilarious, but it's the truth, I believe so. 】
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【Finish】
After reading this book in one breath, Kang Xingluo was deeply touched. The article itself was vivid and funny, and Kang Xingluo couldn't help thinking deeply about some details.
It turned out that his knowledge had always been so short.
He actually felt that his cats were a little bit into trouble, obviously they were thinking about cat life!
And this book is really well written. There are many details in it that are very similar to the process of raising cats. This shows how observant Mr. Yingjun is...
A true author!
Kang Xingluo was originally just a fan, but now he has developed into an iron fan.
Reluctantly putting down the book, Conlein said thoughtfully, "Are you tired?"
Kang Xingluo shook his head, "I'm not tired, I just think this author writes really well."
Kang Laiyin was strangely silent for a moment. Quan didn't hear him, and Kang Xingluo didn't notice his reaction, so he asked himself, "The book says that there is a moment of 'enlightenment' in the process of evolution. Begin to have your own consciousness, little lion, when did you get enlightened?"
Kang Rhein said: "... enlightenment?"
What kind of strange description is this? Not at all appropriate! He didn't...
…
Kang Rhein complained inwardly, and angrily found that he could not refute it. He tried to ignore the existence of Da Hei and tried to recall.
The moment he made himself...
That moment...
Where and when
With a sudden flash in his mind, Kang Rhein remembered that it was a long time ago, when he was carried home by Xingluo for about two months.
It was not a special day, but it was really memorable. Conlein remembered that it was the day when Xingluo paid the rent.
At that time, Kang Xingluo's life was very difficult. To be precise, Kang Xingluo's life has always been very frugal, and during that time, the economy was especially tense.
The rent didn't come together, and the middle-aged man who came to collect the rent drank too much. Kang Xingluo explained at the door, and the man took advantage of the wine to tug at Kang Xingluo.
At that time, Kang Laiyin was squatting at the door, his whole body was fried, and he looked at the man and growled. His body was so weak compared to humans, and even the howling with all his strength seemed so powerless.
Kang Xingluo was shoved to the ground by the man, and at that moment, Kang Laiyin felt countless anger rushing into his head, and for the first time in his life, he had a clear impression of the cat.
- No one is allowed to touch him.
- Isn't it just money.
With the moment of opening his mind, these two ideas were born together with his thoughts. On that day, after the man pushed Kang Xingluo down, he sobered up and left, but Kang Rhein left a deep shadow.
'He has to have a strong body. '
'He has to be rich. '
Even now, it is these two ideas that have changed the little lion and constituted Conlein.
Kang Xing said, "Little lion?"
Kang Laiyin returned to his senses and shook his head. Kang Xingluo saw that he did not respond. He just assumed that he had asked a question he did not want to be answered, so he quickly changed the subject and sighed: "Well, handsome's writing is really good."
Conlein was stabbed in the heart.
The rest time should not be too tired. Kang Rhein urged Kang Xingluo to fall asleep. After the room was quiet and only Xingluo’s even breathing remained, Kang Rhein went out and fell into thinking.
After a long time, Conlein waved his hand and called the secretary. "You said if I wanted to write an autobiography as well."
Secretary:"… "
The secretary paused for a second, then said, "Write it!"
Conlein said: "Do you think I can write?"
The secretary said: "Of course! If you are not qualified to write an autobiography, the world is not over."
Kang Rhein was a little benefited, he nodded, and said, "Then do you think the sales can surpass Dahei?"
Secretary:"… "
The secretary was silent for a while, and said, "...It should be possible."
Conlein: "… "
Conlein: "...Should?"
The secretary cautiously said, "We can, um, buy 100 million copies of it ourselves!"
Conlein: "… "
The author has something to say: Maybe it's because I didn't sleep last night, and my brain was like a fog, Carvin.
Kneel orz, I will be on Friday tomorrow.
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Don't worry about the little lion, I'm here.