[012] Hard mouth! ()
"Little Wankang, you cheat!" Shi Gengyu kicked the empty three rounds, and ran out like flying, "How can I collect this much!"
"That stupid woman gave it to her on her own initiative. She is stupid, can we still be stupid?!" Wan Kang sat on the edge of the tricycle, rubbing the hundred yuan bills to distinguish true from false, and looked at the sun from time to time, "Old Shi, in this case In particular, be vigilant and don't be fooled by counterfeit currency."
When Shi Gengyu heard it, he braked and stopped with a "squeak", "Really, such things are not uncommon!"
Wankang was swayed by the sudden brake, and almost fell down, "You bastard, do you harm people!"
No matter what Wankang said, he took the hundred-yuan bill and looked at it repeatedly, "Little Wankang, or let's go back and say it's fifty yuan in total, and give her this one hundred yuan. Take fifty yuan, really. It's better than taking a hundred fakes."
"It doesn't have to be fake." Wankang took the big bills again, and shook them, "Kaka", "It doesn't look like a fake. Besides, we can't tell if it's a fake. We don't recognize it when we go out." If we go to find it, maybe we will get bitten back and drop the bag."
"Hey, greedy for petty cheapness kills people!" Shi Gengyu looked annoyed, "It's a trap! It's a trap!"
"Old Shi, what are you bluffing? Let's find a small store and buy a lollipop." Wan Kang said, "True and false!"
Shi Gengyu thought for a while, nodded vigorously and said, "I think it will work!"
All this, did not escape the eyes behind the window on the third floor, the woman shook her head and smiled indifferently. Of course, Wankang and Shi Gengyu didn't notice. They plunged into the big event of distinguishing the true and false of the hundred-yuan bills, and they could not even get out of the window of the woman's house.
Wankang and Shi Gengyu drove out of the community with three wheels in their hearts.
I didn't want to reach the door, but was drunk by the guard:
"Stop!"
Suddenly drinking, Wan Kang and Shi Gengyu were shocked.
"What are you doing?" Shi Gengyu asked.
"Entry and exit registration!" The guard rounded his eyes with a cold face, "Also, you have to get out of the car, push it out and kick it again, it's polite!"
Wankang heard the fireworks, "Those residents who drive, have to get off the cart when they get in and out?"
"You!" The three security guards pointed at Wankang at the same time, "Boy, your mouth is stiff!"
Seeing this posture, Shi Gengyu hurriedly finished the game, smiled and said to the security guard that it was a joke, don't take it seriously. At the same time, Wankang was pulled down, "Say a few words!"
In the bluffing and humiliating, Wan Kang and Shi Gengyu walked out of the gate of the community in disgust.
"Old Shi, this won't work, it's too bullying." Wan Kang lay in the tricycle and patted Shi Gengyu's back, "Stop."
"What are you doing?" Shi Gengyu said, "Isn't that the way to be a human being, forbearance, bend, everything will pass."
"I agree with you." Wan Kang said, "I really can't get people out of it, I have to bear it, but if you see it, the arrogant doorman is not enough."
"That's not a guard, it's a security." Shi Gengyu said, "I understand this. They belong to a security company, so they should be formal."
"No matter how formal you are, you have to respect people?" Wan Kangdao, "Old Shi, I can't stand this anger."
"Can't bear it, what are you doing?" Shi Gengyu said, "You feel itchy, don't you want someone to repair it?"
"Then you leave it alone." Wankang said, "Old Shi, you ride to the front intersection and wait for me."
"Okay, if you cause something, let's go together." Shi Gengyu was very worried.
"You old man!" Wan Kang cursed again, "You just leave as soon as possible. I'll look for you in a while, and then I will buy a lollipop."
Lao Shi saw that Wankang was really serious, so he left. He felt that Wankang should also suffer a bit, or else he didn't know the sky was high and the earth was great.
Watching that Lao Shi left, Wan Kang went to the green belt on the side of the road, took a fist-sized stone, held it in his hand, walked to a place 30 meters away from the gate of the community, and stood still.
The security guard looked amused, but ignored it.
"Mummy!" Wan Kang yelled. The security guard didn't move. He couldn't be quiet.
The three security guards thought they had heard it wrong, and looked at each other in amazement. Then they heard another sentence:
"Compared with your mother!"
Now it's clear! Such a provocation made the three security guards angry!
"Dogday!" The security guard who thought he could knock Wan Kang to death with a rubber stick almost rushed out, "Screw your head off!"
"Compared to your mother, your mother is able to do it better!" Wan Kang still repeated the curse calmly.
The security guard who rushed out almost fainted, and had never seen a guy who dared to make trouble like this. At seven or eight meters, the security guard was ready to lift the rubber stick. At this time Wankang turned around and ran away. How could the security give up and naturally follow up with all his strength.
This time is when the security is most relaxed. Wan Kang turned around abruptly and threw the stone away.
There was a muffled sound of "poof", right in the middle of the door. The security guards didn't have time to call at all, and they didn't even have time to cover their faces, and fell to the ground without saying a word. Wan Kang looked at the other two in the duty room waiting to see the joke. The security guard was in a daze, and immediately ran back, bending over to pick up the stone, and facing the blood-stained security guard who fell to the ground, there were two stones and knocked them on his knees. .