【014】 Five Lectures, Four Beauty and Three Loves ()
"You, you!" Shi Gengyu lowered his shoulders with a smile, turned his head and pointed at Wan Kangdao, "You guy, no wonder you didn't go to college, thinking about it every day, what else can you learn?"
"Old Shi, it's not like you said. My grades are not bad. It's just that the answer sheet was painted wrong. If it is bad or bad, I can be a specialist." Speaking of this, Wankang is out of spirit, "Oh, This is also retribution. I watch too many pornographic videos. When I see a woman, I think about the various tricks of doing things. Turn it over and adjust it, you go up and I go up, I up and down, and front and back, left and right, not to miss one posture, let alone Say standing, kneeling, sitting, lying down, alas, countless!"
Shi Gengyu's eyes became straight when he heard it, and it took a long time to close his mouth, "What are you doing? There are so many flowers, it's too much trouble."
"It's just for fun!" Wankang squeezed Shi Gengyu's shoulder, "Old Shi, one day I will develop, please have a good time, and you will be so happy that you can't open your eyes!"
"No, no, that won't work." Shi Gengyu shook his head straight, "shameful, too shameful."
"Who lost!" Wan Kang laughed, "Normal business, this is also taking care of other people's business."
"Okay, don't talk about it, I'm an old man and you are talking about it!" Shi Gengyu kicked up the car with his waist.
Wan Kang didn't let him go, no matter how old he was, he was still a man. Peeking his head from the side, Wan Kang laughed loudly, "Oh, the old man has a reaction too!"
Shi Geng subconsciously put a hand underneath, "Nonsense, you're nonsense."
You can't make a joke too much. It's not good to hurt someone. Wan Kang sat down, leaned against the edge of the tricycle, took out Liqun and ordered one, and just laughed.
Back at Hou Street, Wan Kang felt that the atmosphere was not quite right, and the other tricycle drivers looked at them with a little schadenfreude. Shi Gengyu felt it too, and asked Wankang for the box of Liqun, and scattered in a row, "What's the matter?"
Seeing the face of a squeeze cigarette, the tricycle driver said: Someone is looking for something.
It is not someone else who is looking for things, but a delivery worker from a "Simmons" store.
"Fuck, I thought it was that stupid than the security guard." Wan Kang shrugged and smiled, "Just say, where can I find it so quickly? I've already been a spy with this ability!"
"Oh, today's money is not very good." Shi Gengyu was full of thoughts. He knew that the delivery workers in the furniture store were not easy to mess with. It wasn't that similar things had happened before. A tricycle driver had been beaten so that he didn't dare to show up. Changed place to Houjie.
"Old Shi, what are you afraid of? Let's work hard to make money. If this doesn't work, then there will be Wang Fa?" Wan Kang said, "Fuck you, come one for singles, two for doubles, and three for three. Put each one in one and a half!"
"Look, did you curse again?" Shi Gengyu frowned, "Being a civilized person, and being a civilized person."
Wan Kang chuckled, "Old Shi, maybe this incident today will prove to you that if you don't be a civilized person, you can suffer a lot less!"
"Suffering is a blessing, and being able to tolerate yourself at ease." Shi Gengyu said, "Small Wankang, don't rush if something happens. Who doesn't suffer a loss in this world?"
"That depends on what the situation is." Wan Kang said, "Others are squatting on your head and shit, do you still raise your face and open your mouth? Then you must pick the biggest stone and stuff it into his shit to block your eyes. live!"
While talking, the delivery man from the "Simmons" store came again, three people.
"The two birds are back?" The headed dangling step, with a sweat-wiping towel on his shoulders.
Shi Gengyu smiled and greeted him with a Liqun cigarette, "Haha, brother, come and smoke a cigarette!"
"Pick your bird's roots!" The lead delivery worker grabbed the card owner Shi Gengyu's neck, "Okay, I dare to live!" After he finished, he pushed hard. Shi Gengyu staggered and almost fell. Upon seeing it, Wankang took a small plank from the tricycle and immediately jumped up. Shi Gengyu saw that the situation was unattractive, so he hugged all resistance.
"Oh, the old one is not useful, the small one is here!" The lead delivery man smiled contemptuously, "You two just pack him up, I'll smoke a cigarette to see the excitement."
One of the delivery workers walked up with the corners of his mouth, squeezing the joints with both hands and creaking.
"Let it go!" Wan Kang gently broke Shi Gengyu's hand and opened it.
The delivery man who came up reached out and grabbed the collar of Wan Kang, trying to lift him up. However, the small wooden board in Wan Kang's hand slammed his chin firmly with swift speed and strength. The delivery man "hum" fell on his back, making his two accomplices very puzzled.
"What's the matter?" The lead delivery worker walked over with a bewildered look and looked down at his accomplice. He was too careless, and Wan Kang was still standing by. This will be careless and destined to have a price. Before the lead delivery worker had time to look up at Wan Kang, he gave a heavy blow to his face.
At this time, the strength can be imagined.
The lead delivery worker planted like a shallot. Wankang will not lose the opportunity, stepping forward, like spinning a top, starting from left and right, aiming at his face and pumping it up.
"Crazy! Crazy match!"
Calling and hitting like this, it shocked the people next to him, including the delivery man Shang Jian.