Xu Maomao played whack-a-mole for a long time, and it was not until he passed all the levels that he realized that most of the day had passed. And the tablet also ran out of power and automatically shut down with a snap.
Playing with the mouse and dying! Damn it, cat instinct!
He originally planned to use the tablet to surf the Internet to find the Internet celebrity strategy, but now it's good, the battery is out.
Xu Maomao threw down the tablet angrily and decided to consult the cats in the cat group.
When I entered the bell interface, I habitually glanced at the page header and was surprised to find that my current favorite value was more than 60,000. But he clearly remembered that it seemed to be the same number last time. Could it be that the video was thrown
At this time, an announcement sounded in the group.
[車猊]pull[Lili]to enter the group
[車猊]: This group has ushered in great power again! Please raise your four paws and tails for a warm welcome!
[Oscar]: … Warm welcome.
The cats online sparsely clapped.
[Lili]: Shy, please take care of me!
[Lili]Send a red envelope
Xu Maomaozhang has more than 60,000 assets, and when the group owner said that this cat is powerful, he stretched out his paws to grab the red envelope.
Two thousand likes were deducted!
With heartache, I went back to the big backpack to see, cat color contact lenses x2? Sapphire blue
What the hell? Is it the kind of contact lenses he thought
Looking back at the group, the female cats in the group are crazy!
[Tiantian]: Oh, I got a beauty contact lens!
[Little Snow Tuan]: I grabbed the shards of beauty contact lenses! Ah, it's the color contact lenses produced by Xiang Xie Li!
[Sweet]: It turns out that Lili is the Lili of Xiang Xie Li
[Lili]: Oh, do you know me
[Little Snow Tuan]: You are our fashion vane, okay sister, I have always wanted to see you, and I want to customize a pair of dark blue color contacts, I feel very noble
The female cats in the group boiled, and they were more active than ever before.
Xu Maomao looked confused. It turned out that no matter what kind of creature, love and beauty were always the same theme, although he didn't understand the difference between the shades of beauty contact lenses displayed by Lili, didn't they all Is it round, big and bright
The price is as high as hundreds of thousands, and there is a time limit...
But many female cat bosses who are diving have blasted out of the water, rushing to get customized.
[Arale]: Meow? What am I missing
[Migu]: Sister goddess, a sister Lili came and sent red envelopes and beauty contacts
[Ala Lei]: Wow~~~~~~Why didn't I come up earlier
[Lili]: Meow hee hee, today's red envelopes are gone. In addition, ladies who need customization, please calm down. I only accept ten pairs at present, and it will be scheduled for next month. If you want beauty contact lenses, please pay attention to my red envelopes.
[Arale]: It's a pity.
Lili was offline, and the female cat she didn't grab was just like she didn't buy a limited-edition lipstick number.
Xu Maomao thought about it for a while, and sent an exclusive red envelope to Alalei. The red envelope happened to contain the pair of sapphire blue contact lenses that she had just drawn.
[Ala Lei] After receiving the red envelope, I was pleasantly surprised and replied to the private message: Oscar, you are so kind, just the eye color I want, so let me transfer you 50,000 Favorite Points as a thank you
Xu Maomao took a deep breath and rejected its kindness with great perseverance.
[Oscar]: I want to ask how you became an internet celebrity cat. Can you tell me about your family history
[Alalei]: Do you also want to be an internet celebrity
[Oscar]: Well
[Ala Lei]: Actually, there's nothing to say. My human being is a stylist. He likes to make clothes for me, and then post the photos of me wearing clothes on a place called scarf. Gradually, I became popular.
[Oscar]: Is that so? So you actually didn't do anything? What happened to the live broadcast
[Ala Lei]: I've done live broadcasts a few times, all when humans bathe me
Xu Maomao didn't understand what this meant at all. And it sounds like it needs Shen Yu's cooperation, but he doesn't plan to let Shen Yu participate at all, he is so busy, and he doesn't know how to make clothes.
[Oscar]: Is there any other way to become an internet celebrity
[Alalei]: Yes, I know an orange cat whose selling point is ugly...
[Oscar]: Pfft
[Ala Lei]: There is also a cat that sells for being fat. Although I don't understand why humans like him because he is fat, he is really too fat. He is four times as heavy as me.
[Ala Lei]: There is also a puppet cat, the selling point is that it is beautiful,
[Oscar]: I get it, to become an internet celebrity has to be a selling point, right
[Alalei]: Yes~ By the way, I forgot to tell you that your video was deleted by humans. It’s a pity that it would have been popular after a while, but I don’t know why it disappeared in the morning. If you If you want to be popular, you have to find a new way
[Oscar]: Thank you for the guidance of the goddess
No wonder the Favorite value didn't move after the nap today, it turned out to be deleted.
Xu Maomao sighed and decided to think of a new way.
Although he is a beautiful puppet cat, obviously other puppet cats have already taken the lead, and he can no longer take this road.
Thinking of the evaluations of the cats in the group, it seems that they all focus on his ability to write.
Of course, there is nothing to be proud of. He is a human being, of course he can write, but he thought of an idea, and he can use "intelligence" as a selling point. After all, he is a cat who will buy medicine for his master!
As long as he shows his wisdom in a small way, it will definitely arouse the curiosity of netizens, but this degree needs to be well grasped. He can't appear too smart, otherwise it will be too bizarre.
As clever as Xu Maomao, he began to plan how to broadcast live on the Internet.
He walked into Shen Yu's study, jumped onto the desk, raised his paws, and pressed the computer key of the desk.
It's not that he didn't try to turn it on during this time at Shen Yu's house, but unfortunately, Shen Yu's computer has a password, so he never tried it later, but now, he suspects that the password of the computer is the same as that of the mobile phone.
According to the memory input 034568, the next second, really enter the desktop!
Ah, God, I have another reason to love you. I like the quality of you that is pure and unpretentious. No matter what you have, you only have one password. Meow, the password of the bank card is still more complicated. I will help you check it later~
Xu Maomao danced with excitement, then rolled his tail, rolled the mouse to him, and moved the cursor carefully.
I have to say that it is really hard to play with the computer in the body of a cat. It took him more than ten minutes to barely use his claws to enter the Qiandu page, and finally selected the most online and deepest Pain Xun live broadcast among the live broadcast platforms.
In order to save trouble, he directly used his original Tongxunkoukou to register the live broadcast number. Then follow the prompts to build your own database step by step and read the live tutorial.
Meow? Do you need a good set of streaming equipment
Xu Maomao checked Shen Yu's configuration. Fortunately, there are cameras and microphones, but they are all original configurations, and the effect is average. Obviously, Shen Yu usually doesn't like to surf the Internet. Looking at his desktop, he doesn't even have a large online game.
After abolishing the power of nine cows and two cats, he finally successfully entered the cute pet channel to start the live broadcast. After adjusting the orientation of the camera to point at him, the screen captured a beautiful ragdoll cat.
Xu Maomao took a look, lowered his head and licked the cat's claws to clean up his appearance, and then squatted in front of the screen with concentration.
Number of people online: 0.
… It’s okay, just wait.
Ten minutes later, the number of people online presents a wireless loop of +1-1+1-1+2-1-1=0.
Huh, what's going on? ! What about a society where everyone sucks cats
Xu Maomao withdrew and decided to go to another live broadcast room to learn from the experience.
When he entered someone else's live broadcast room, he was shocked to understand why. First of all, Xun Xun is in deep water, there are so many live broadcasts of cute pets, and the titles attract attention one by one, and Xu Maomao only uses the default title of the system due to difficulty in typing. This is the first reason why he can't attract audiences; and the second reason One reason is that the background of his live broadcast is too dark and too low-key - only the big bookcase behind him, while the other cute pets not only have their masters dressed in fancy clothes, but also choose the backgrounds on large balconies with plenty of light to create a quiet time. Petty bourgeoisie.
Xu Maomao then changed the title of his live broadcast room to the shameless "Shocked, the world's first smart cat!". He typed this line of words incorrectly dozens of times before he collapsed in sweat, exhausted.
Then he studied Shen Yu's camera, and was delighted to find that its connection line was very long, so he bit it, jumped gently, and walked to the well-lit living room with the round camera. He put the camera on a small coffee table, then put a book in front of him, lowered his head and pretended to read.
After reading one page, he turned to the next page.
However, somehow, the camera turned on the auto-rotation program when he was dragging, so when he was looking down and pretending to read a book, the camera was slowly turning 360 degrees, and only occasionally caught a few seconds when it moved in his direction, really Most of the content included in the live broadcast room is Shen Yu's simple and low-key house but can't hide the luxury.
After a while, the bell rang.
[Get the Favorite Points from Sanghua of the Eyes +2]
[Get +1 favorite value from lacquer red orange]
Xu Maomao was overjoyed, there was a reaction! Someone is in!
There are only a few sporadic, but it's a good start.
Xu Maomao patiently "read" two pages of the book, and finally couldn't help but want to throw down his props and rush to the computer screen, only to find that the screen is slowly rotating 360 degrees, Shen Yu is full of modern design sense The simple and exquisite decorations are included in the picture one by one.
And the current number of people online shows 384, 385, 387... It is still increasing.
A message starts to pop up at the bottom of the screen.
[This is the live broadcast of cute pets?]
[Go back upstairs, no]
[No, yes, I saw a cat just now]
[Where is the cat? I only see a large luxurious living room, God, this is a three-level jump.]
[The anchor is showing off his wealth?]
[(#‵′) Damn, this decorating lady likes it!]
[Oh my god, you look at the floor-to-ceiling windows, and you can actually see Tian X Gate. This is one of the few communities in City B]
[Also... Really]
[This house is at least hundreds of millions! ! !]
[Don't scare me upstairs, I've lost all my melons!]
[Look at the anchor's water purifier, it's an SA brand, and one costs 20,000 yuan]
[And the anchor's cat food! Meow me, Hermes in the canning world~~~
[Ask for support, anchor~~]
[Shameless upstairs]
[… what's the situation, I just came to see the cat, showing off my wealth and bad reviews]
[I don't care, please take care of me! I bring my own cat food, I just want to take a breath of the fairy air in front of Tian X’s door]
…
Xu Maomao stared at the barrage with a complicated mood.
The current number of people online, 1905, 2029, 2800... The final set is 5000+.
And the favorite value hardly increased.
Tired.
His first live broadcast was very popular, but the focus of Te Miao was all wrong to the audience! (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴
The author has something to say: Xu Maomao covered his little vest: Why are you picking me up? Humph, wear one more internet celebrity vest!
Hey, I wonder if anyone noticed that their id was written into the text? ? Anyone who wants to leave the country can raise their paws!