The first live broadcast lasted 20 minutes. Seeing that it was almost time for Shen Yu to get off work, he hurriedly closed the platform, cleaned up all the browsing traces, packed the camera back to its original position, and pretended that nothing had happened.
Shen Yu came back a little late today. When the door rang, Xu Maomao was starving, staring at the door eagerly. The one who didn't want to enter the house was a half-height brown teddy bear doll.
Shen Yu took it into the door, saw the cat squatting at the door, and bent down affectionately: "Wait for a long time? I brought you a gift tonight."
Meow! ? Gift also! What is the gift? Is it the doll in his hand
Shen Yu put the silly teddy bear on the sofa, and kept adjusting the position, and finally the teddy bear's head was pointed in the direction of the nest.
Um? What are you doing, man? Buy a fake doll for my company
"Oscar, come here." Shen Yu beckoned.
Xu Maomao walked over with cat steps, and Shen Yu took out a circle from her bag. The circle is very strange, it is the shape of a slender tuna mouth biting its tail.
Shen Yu held him down slightly, carefully and quickly putting the fish around its neck.
"This is the positioning collar. If you accidentally get lost in the future, I will be able to find you." Shen Yu said softly, her voice carrying a sense of commitment, and it seemed to be mixed with self-blame.
It turns out that the gift is a collar... This, this is a bit heavy!
Xu Maomao, whose brain hole has been skewed to various training plays, drove the car in his head, and unconsciously lowered his head and licked the "fish head" that was just facing his chin.
Shen Yu smiled lightly and stopped him from licking the collar. "Okay, let's cook for you, don't eat fake fish."
[Get the favorite value from Shen Yu +100]
Mi, what am I doing! Don't get me wrong, man, I'm really not attracted to it!
Xu Maomao turned his head away angrily, scratched his neck with his claws, and raised his head handsomely, using actions to show that he would not act cute in such a stupid way. He is now a god who can only sell wisdom on live broadcasts cat!
After dinner, Shen Yu combed his hair for a long time, combing him like a beautiful cat prince, Xu Maomao was a little nervous, for fear that he would make another bad idea to take him on a blind date, but Shen Yu just took care of him After styling, hold it in front of the teddy bear and let him sit with the teddy bear facing each other.
That teddy bear is very tall, and in Xu Maomao's vision, he can only see its furry stalwart body from the bottom up. It's not cute at all, is it
"Be good, don't move." Shen Yu stroked him, picked up the phone and pointed at him and the teddy bear, as if taking pictures.
Xu Maomao kept his head still for a few seconds and sat upright so that he could pat himself, and peeked at him from the corner of his eye.
The corners of Shen Yu's mouth curved slightly, as if very satisfied.
"Okay, just put it here." Shen Yu patted the teddy, "Don't catch it, you know?"
"Aim." Well, I don't like plush toys.
Xu Maomao jumped off the sofa and turned his butt to it, showing that he had no interest in teddy bears.
He didn't notice that the teddy bear's two mung bean-sized eyes rolled, emitting two faint red lights that were fleeting.
- That's right, this teddy bear doll is the result of Shen Yu's get off work early to go to the digital city to clean up. After telling the clerk that he wants to monitor the pets at home, the clerk put the camera he picked into the teddy bear.
"Please rest assured, our products are absolutely concealed and durable, ensuring that your pet's every move will be monitored in time. Just a swipe on your phone, you can rotate the camera, and of course night mode is absolutely fine. , also waterproof and fireproof…”
Shen Yu, who bowed his head to test the performance of the mobile phone, thought, it's really good.
The naive Xu Maomao was ignorant and ignorant. Every day after Shen Yu left home, he dragged the camera out of the study and placed it on the small coffee table to broadcast his daily wisdom.
At first, he didn't know what the live broadcast could do. After all, he only had his own cat. Unlike other live broadcasts, where the owner participated, he could only add drama to himself.
There are many ways to show how smart you are, such as writing, drawing, etc. Xu Maomao was worried that it would be too ostentatious and bizarre, so he chose to read in a relatively low-key manner, but the audience didn’t seem to be very interested in cats flipping books, and they were leaving messages The floating board shouted:
[The anchor is big, I want to take a look at your water dispenser, can you move closer]
[Yeah, I have been undecided to buy it, I want to see how it works]
[Can you broadcast live while your master is drinking water]
[Why didn't the anchor speak up?]
Xu Maomao: …
"Meow."
Do you understand what I said? Humph, stupid!
[Haha, only the cat is meowing, shouldn't there be no anchor in this live broadcast room?]
[As said by the upstairs, it seems that no one has ever appeared. Could it be that it really opened it by itself]
[Maybe the cat owner is the anchor]
Xu Maomao: You are the truth!
[Alas! So spooky!]
[No, it's so cute~~ The cat anchor is big, do we want to see you go to that expensive water dispenser to drink water for a long time~~]
[Haha, mentally retarded upstairs, how could the cat understand]
Xu Maomao shook his beard and ran towards the water dispenser angrily. How dare you underestimate yourself? Let you meet the smartest cat in the world!
In order to make the idiot who suspected himself mentally retarded to see clearly, he also adjusted the angle of the camera so that it was better aimed at the water dispenser, and then he released a domineering look of "good" at the screen, leaned in front of the water dispenser and lowered his head Head, he drank water in a hurry.
After all, it is a local tyrant water dispenser, so the filtered water tastes very pure and natural. It tastes sweet, and he likes to drink it.
After taking a few sips, he also raised his head to look at the camera, and made a "meow" forcefully, his smug little expression seemed to be contempt.
This move exploded directly in the live broadcast room.
[Damn it, it can really drink water! ! !]
[Ah, look at its arrogant expression! Makes me bloody!]
[Can it understand our request?]
[The mentally retarded people just said stand up!]
[…Okay, I was slapped in the face, ooh ooh]
[The performance of this water dispenser is good. It drinks a lot. It seems that I have to get one for my master. Hey, my wallet QAQ]
[Aw, ooh, when I watch it drink water, its tail is swept away, it's so cute, I really want to catch it]
[Want to catch +1]
[Will you control your sinful hands upstairs?]
[Ah, I don't care, I'll grab the pillow! ! itchy hand]
[My nose is itchy, I need a breath of cat breath]
…
[Get the favorite value from 'Fish Demon' +1]
[Get the favorite value from 'Meow Meow Meow' +2]
[Get +1 favorite value from 'pincy']
Xu Maomao heard the loud bell sound with satisfaction, and then raised his head proudly, then wiped his mouth gracefully with his front paws, and returned to the computer screen, struggling with both paws and pulling the mouse to read messages from netizens.
[Big cat anchor? Why is it gone?]
[Can you give us a live broadcast to climb the shelf?]
Xu Maomao pouted, how could I allow you group of scumbags to do whatever they ordered? Do you know what is enough
He is well versed in the principle of seeing what is good, and he is also worried that too much content in one live broadcast will make netizens lose their curiosity, so he decisively closed the live broadcast room, then dragged the camera back to the study, and cleaned up all traces on the computer.
He intends to meet only one or two requests from the netizen goblins a day, so Xu Maomao's trip is over today.
The live broadcast was very tiring. After he confirmed that everything in the study had returned to its original position, he slumped next to the teddy bear, narrowed his eyes beautifully, and fell asleep with the pleasant sound of increasing his liking.
And Shen Yu, who had just completed the opening mobilization of the pet store, was taking a break from the busy schedule, and witnessed the entire live broadcast process: "..."