Unexpectedly messed up the opening.
"Xu Maomao," Shen Yu read his name again, his voice still smiling, "Hello, I'm Shen Yu."
The blush on Xu Maomao's face has not gone away, "I, I... I just... "
"It's okay." Shen Yu said calmly, "It's cute."
Xu Maomao was about to faint!
The blind date says he is cute! Is it going to be done! So excited, so happy! I really want to turn around three times, and then update 20,000 words a day!
Yes, Xu Maomao is a dead-end Internet writer. He first worked on Jidian Chinese website, and later became a member of Jinjiang Literature Network's 3,000 Beauties. For the past 25 years, it can be said that they have been trolling, not playing games, but also texting. So he didn't know that it was common for some men to say that others were cute, just like calling auntie a beauty on the roadside.
"I'm sorry," Xu Maomao said, "I'll make you laugh, I'm not so stupid usually. This is my first blind date..." Usually it may be more stupid than this! Especially after he vomited blood and wrote 30,000 words.
"It's a good coincidence, so do I." Shen Yu nodded, showing a smile that was not a smile.
Xu Maomao was very embarrassed, and was silent for a moment, searching for all the experience of picking up a conversation in his life to find something to say: "Then, that, do you want to use the bathroom?"
"No, I came in to find someone after seeing you haven't come out for a long time."
Before Shen Yu entered the coffee shop, she saw Xu Maomao flashing into the bathroom from the window glass. It was over, so I went into the bathroom to wash my hands and checked to see if Xu Maomao was there.
Unexpectedly, I saw a funny scene.
Xu Maomao thought of the stupid thing he did just now, and his face that had finally turned white suddenly became hot again. His skin was thin, and it was very obvious when he was a little excited. level - Xiaoshou and Xiaogong's blushing in tanmei novels is fake, and it only proves that they are thick-skinned. Xu Maomao, who had a weak cuticle, complained indignantly.
After being seated, Shen Yu handed the menu to Xu Maomao. "We eat and talk, you can order anything you want."
It is said that Shen Yu is in business and the family is rich, but Xu Maomao was full before going out, so he ordered a glass of mint water very politely and pretended to force: "I'm not hungry, just a little thirsty."
I won't tell you, I actually look pretty scary, but since we met for the first time, I'll be more reserved.
Shen Yu smiled slightly and ordered a casual cup of coffee and snacks.
The two began to chat. Because of the stupid thing in the bathroom, Xu Maomao couldn't let go for a while, and her speech was relatively weak, and she didn't dare to look up at Shen Yu. But Shen Yu was obviously a man with normal emotional intelligence. Seeing that he was shy, he brought up the topic by himself.
"What does Mr. Xu do?"
"Me?" Xu Maomao said cheekily, "A writer."
In fact, I'm just a codeword machine that writes brainless Shuang Shuang Shuang upgrade stream! And occasionally there are dirty little trains!
"very impressive."
"What about Mr. Shen?" Xu Maomao asked curiously. Because the introducer gave very little information about Shen Yu, except for his sexual orientation and appearance, he didn't know anything else.
"Me? Unemployed." Shen Yu laughed at himself, "I just occasionally help my friends with chores."
Xu Maomao understood that this was a pretext. After all, the wealthy people said that doing chores may be astronomical transactions, and the small goal of Wang's father was only 100 million. Shen Yu must be humble!
Shen Yu quickly bypassed his work and began to inquire about Xu Maomao's hobbies, personality and so on.
He is not a very warm person, but he speaks slowly, he seems to have a very good temperament, and there is not much expression on his face. He laughed, and always waited for Xu Maomao to make a messy statement before expressing his opinion. He was a very patient man.
Xu Maomao secretly said in his heart: The widow's heart is about to be taken away by this little goblin!
He was embarrassed to stare at people's faces for a long time, so he often peeked at him while Shen Yu lowered his eyes and sipped his coffee.
The elderly black sweater that Shen Yu wore today was knitted with thick wool, low-key yet stylish. There was also a camel wool coat next to him. Because of his sitting position, the trouser legs were slightly rolled up, revealing a shallow white sock.
Almost all gay men are irresistible to men with white socks, and Xu Maomao is no exception, and his heart is pounding because of the shallow white edge.
Because it was the first time they met, the conversation between the two was very subtle and artistic. They didn't discuss much about the other party's family and conditions and other vulgar topics. They only knew that Shen Yu lives alone and is even older than Xu Maomao. One year younger, but the other person looked mature and abstinent. Occasionally, when he raised his eyes and looked at each other inadvertently, Xu Maomao's head was a mess.
He actually wanted to find out if Shen Yu had pets. Because Xu Maomao was bitten by a stray dog when he was a child, he received five injections of the vaccine. At the same time, he suffered from a very serious hair allergy, and he could sneeze until he bleeds from the nose.
As a result, Xu Maomao, who was dazed by Shen Yu, not only did not ask the questions he wanted to know, but also revealed his occupation and family background foolishly.
The two chatted for half an hour, and finally Shen Yu said that he had something to do, and took the initiative to settle the bill before leaving. The price of this coffee shop is very kind, plus the activities, the final cost is only 25 yuan.
Shen Yu seemed to be incredulous about the price. It was the cheapest meal he had ever invited. He immediately shook his head and said, "I'll treat you to something delicious next time."
The implication is that there is still a chance for dinner!
Even Shen Yu offered to exchange WeChat IDs.
Xu Maomao was so excited that she couldn't hold her phone steady, and after a few fumblings, she successfully added Shen Yu.
Shen Yu's avatar jumped out, Xu Maomao took a closer look, his avatar was a cat, the breed was unclear, but it was definitely a cat.
Seeing him staring at his head, Shen Yu explained, "This is my cat, whose name is Oscar."
In an instant, Xu Maomao was struck by lightning!
The blood in the cavity suddenly cooled down, and he said dumbfounded, "Yours, cat?"
Shen Yu nodded: "It was abandoned in my pet store, and I took it home."
Xu Maomao was petrified.
Not just cats!
Open a pet store!
Shen Yu said goodbye politely to him, and made an appointment to keep in touch. Xu Maomao laughed dryly: "Okay, let's talk next time."
The moment Shen Yu turned and left, "One Cut Plum" sounded in Xu Maomao's ears. He knew very well that this blind date would be yellow again. In fact, he doesn't look bad, and it wasn't that no one liked him before, but in recent years, cute stars have been aggressive, and all the men who have expressed a good impression of him have kept pets without exception!
It's really hard to find a handsome guy who is alone, I don't believe in love anymore QAQ
Xu Maomao sadly poked into Shen Yu's avatar and sent him a red envelope of 25 yuan.
Shen Yu was probably just looking at his phone, so he quickly accepted the red envelope, and after a while he sent a "?" over.
[You are very good, but we are not suitable, sorry, I will invite you this meal]
Xu Maomao typed this sentence in a heartbreak, and then deleted Shen Yu. Not giving hope to impossible people is the basic morality of love studies, and he is still very ethical.
After returning home, he turned his disappointment into strength, typed out the last 10,000 words in a drunken dream, and then set the time for the manuscript box to prepare for a rest.
The introducer asked him about the result of the blind date, and Xu Maomao answered honestly that it was because he couldn't get along with pets and so on. You have to adapt to this world where everyone sucks cats, or you will be lonely."
Xu Maomao knew that what he said was reasonable, but he was afraid of them, so what could he do
After poking open the beautiful photo of Shen Yu sent to him by the introducer, Xu Maomao admired it for a while with saliva, and closed his eyes with a sigh.
Qingben beauty, how can I suck cats!
Maybe he was thinking about it every day and dreaming at night. In the middle of the night, he heard a cat meowing.
This cat is very beautiful, but it looks very unhappy. After walking around him for a while, the man stood up and said with his hips on his shoulders: "I heard that you don't like me? Very well, you have caught my attention! "
The cat meowed and suddenly rushed towards him.
Xu Maomao was very afraid of the hairy creature. Before it came to him, his nose was ready to sneeze, but he woke up in the next second.
Huh? The vision is wrong
I saw a warm and flat embrace in front of me, and the nose was filled with the very faint smell of men's shower gel.
Xu Maomao blinked and looked up from this embrace, the protruding collarbone, the sexy Adam's apple...
Further up...
Shen Yu!
Xu Maomao gasped!
Why am I here, still being held by you!
However, the question he opened his mouth did not come out, and there was a rush of screams that seemed to be trampled on the tail.
"Meow meow meow meow!"
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