The door rang, and Shen Yu, who had just left, came back.
He first probed half of his body and came in, and when he found Xu Maomao squatting on the sofa, he smiled slightly: "Oscar, I brought you a little friend."
Said, holding the dog leash tightly in his hand, he pushed the door open, and carefully led the tall and mighty Caucasus in.
When Xu Maomao saw the giant dog in front of him that was equivalent to a hundred thousand mountains, he was so frightened that his whole body exploded, and he quickly hid under the coffee table.
As I mentioned earlier, Xu Maomao was bitten by a dog when he was a child, and the one who survived was a Caucasian dog. Although it was a small milk Caucasian who bit him at that time, Xu Maomao was also a miniature at that time. , The psychological shadow is no less than facing the adult dog, and the thick Caucasian hair has awakened his memory of deep allergies. Under the double stimulation, not being scared to pee is already an improvement in his ability to resist stress when he is a cat.
Shen Yu: Oh, I was really frightened, but how cute is that cowardly escaping and almost slipping posture...
The dog barked very aggrievedly, it wasn't what it wanted to be so fierce.
"Oscar, don't be afraid, it's very well behaved." Shen Yu came over and picked up Xu Maomao, who was shivering with fright, and quickly and gently explained the ins and outs, "The owner of this Caucasian had an operation last night, and it was very worried. Not only does he want me to take him to the hospital for not eating or drinking, but his size cannot be admitted to the hospital—the hospital, you know? It’s the place where humans treat diseases.” For fear that Xu Maomao would not know, Shen Yu also explained it specially .
Xu Maomao wanted to roll his eyes, but after hearing what he said, he gradually calmed down. What's more, the big dog was quite polite after entering the house, neither barking nor pounced.
"Its owner's operation was very successful, but it will take a while to go home. I don't know if you have any way to communicate with it. If you can, I hope you can tell it about it and let it wait at home with peace of mind."
Xu Maomao understood, Shen Yu must have brought the dog back. Well, based on previous experience, he also knows a little bit of dog language, and I hope he can communicate with this behemoth.
Shen Yu put Oscar down, and then cautiously held the dog leash to signal him to come over. Xu Maomao took a small step boldly and carefully, and meowed towards Caucasus in a low voice. When Caucasus heard it, he was like a rainbow. Ground: "Ow!!!!"
Immediately he was frightened again.
Seeing the cat trembling and trying to hide, Shen Yu quickly said, "I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid."
On the other hand, the Caucasus side was extremely aggrieved because she went out to follow a stranger home, but couldn't see her beloved master, and she was extremely aggrieved because she looked terrifying and frightened the children, and she even cried.
Hearing this, this big brother is quite pitiful, Xu Maomao suddenly softened, and quickly encouraged himself not to be cowardly, and decided to persuade the dog to be good. But before that, he suddenly had a brilliant idea of killing two birds with one stone. The dog is to help, and the hard work is also to be asked.
He raised his little head and yelled at the shit shovel officer.
"Meow!" I can help you, but we have to talk about conditions!
Shen Yu: "?"
Xu Maomao grabbed a ball of wool and fluttered twice on it.
"Do you want to play with wool balls at this time?" Shen Yu looked at it puzzled and asked uncertainly, "Still play... play? Play games?"
Yep! Xu Maomao meowed affirmatively, raised his paw and pointed at the shit shovel officer and then at himself, then shook his head, nodded, shook his head, nodded again.
Shen Yu, who is good at understanding cats, widened his eyes and quickly guessed what he was thinking: "The game you ask me to answer?"
exactly! You are right again!
Xu Maomao was extremely relieved, as expected, he had a good understanding of each other, even if he crossed species, he had no communication barrier with Shen Yu!
The next second, the other person stood up and raised his hands together, a very typical "prohibited" posture. Then he pointed to the Caucasus, meow woo woo.
Shen Yu tilted his head, and after all his hard work, he finally got the meaning of it, and said in surprise: "You want to say that you can help me, but you want to cancel your question and answer?"
Right right right! The male god is so smart, will I issue you a cat language translation qualification certificate!
Xu Maomao nodded vigorously.
Shen Yu slowly half-squinted his wide eyes again, this master is not only a master, he is clearly going to the rhythm of heaven! The little guy is slick!
"Okay, I promise you, come over and persuade me quickly." Shen Yu agreed without hesitation, but thought to himself, Oh, you won't tell me, won't I investigate it myself? - As a cat that just became a sperm, you are still a little tender!
Mr. Shen, who is experienced in shoveling shit, has 10,000 thoughts at this moment, predicting how to dig into the secret of his cat owner. Of course, this matter has to be considered in the long run, and he can't make a fool of himself, Jie Jie Jie Jie...
Meow? Talking so well? Not the style of a male god! Forget it, let's escape first.
As Xu Maomao walked over, he felt a chill on his back for some reason, but he naively thought it was his instinct that was afraid of this huge Caucasian dog. After all, whether it was his own instinct or that of a cat, the Caucasus treated him It's all natural enemies!
The dog was crying with his huge front paws covering his face. He carefully guarded against approaching it. Seeing that it didn't respond, he boldly patted its hind paws: "Meow."
Brother, calm down!
Caucasus pulled from the gap of his claws, exposing half of his eyes: "Wow?"
Xu Maomao: "Meow, meow, meow?" My shit shoveling officer asked me to tell you that your master has nothing to do, and he can go back after a while, you know
Caucasus doesn't seem to understand: "Wow!"
While barking, he rushed to the door, thinking that he was about to set off to find his master.
Xu Maomao also listened to it with the same difficulty. This is a dog without a bell, and it speaks the country dog language, so it is very difficult to communicate with it.
Xu Maomao was anxious: "Meow!"
Caucasus was unmoved: "Wow!"
Two pets, one big and one small, the cat and the dog barked for nearly ten minutes.
Xu Maomao was almost tired of splits, and Caucasus gradually understood what he said. It took another half an hour to talk to him before calming down, and carefully asked in the accented country dog language: "My master is really not Are you going to die? I've seen the owner of the neighbor Erhua get in that white cart before, and then the owner of Erhua died."
Xu Maomao has a black line, who is Erhua? But he didn't ask, but replied: "Yes, so all you have to do now is to wait for the master at home and eat well, or the master will be sad when he comes back and sees that you have lost weight."
Caucasus: "You, you didn't lie to the dog, did you?"
Xu Maomao: "Do you think I look like a cat that can lie to dogs?"
Caucasian stared at the little guy in front of him, chubby, big and round eyes, and its shovel officer is very kind and friendly, presumably it is also a good cat with good character (?) Believe it.
Shen Yu watched from the side, hugging his stomach and smiling the whole time, this cat and dog is so funny, isn't it
Seeing that the dog finally agreed to go home, Xu Maomao was relieved, and happily ran over and rubbed at Shen Yu's feet, showing off: "Meow!" Look, it's different when I go out!
Oh, the master is going to kiss and hold it high.
Shen Yu, who admitted that he was rewarded and punished clearly, picked it up high and kissed his little nose fiercely. When he saw it shyly meowing and burying his chest, a numbness spread freely from the bottom of his heart. At this moment, the shit shovel officer And the master is beautiful.
The os in Xu Maomao's heart: What about being seen in human form? In his heart, I'm still a cat, and it's only natural to hug me!
The shit shovel officer made out with his master for a while, and then was about to take the dog back, but when he walked to the door, he suddenly turned around and barked at Xu Maomao.
"Wow!" Kitty, come back with me, I want to give you a thank you gift.
Xu Maomao remembered thinking that the last dog had also said to him that he wanted to give him a gift of thanks, so he guessed that it must be meat and bones, so he was a little absent-minded, but Caucasus was very insistent, thinking that he told his master's whereabouts, so he wanted to repay his gratitude. .
In desperation, Xu Maomao bit Shen Yu's trousers and said that he wanted to follow.
Shen Yu didn't know the truth, but he was very happy to take it with him, so he drove them to the villa together, only to see that Caucasian, after entering the house, found something white in his nest, biting it in his mouth and handing it to him. to the cat.
It's an old bone...
"Wow!" This tastes great with bones! The teeth grinding effect is also very good! to you!
Xu Maomao: ... It's really a bone! And I have no meat before giving it to me = =
Shen Yu snorted and reminded with a smile, "Thanks from the dog."
Xu Maomao pushed the meat and bones back. Brother, you should keep this gift for yourself! I prefer to eat dried fish!
"Wang!" No, Erhua said, we dogs also need to know how to fight a tooth for a tooth! You helped me so you're welcome!
Caucasus gave him the bones no matter what, and when he saw that he didn't accept them, he snorted angrily.
No, I said eldest brother, is this the way a tooth for a tooth is used? It seems that your basic friend Erhua doesn't have enough IQ.
Because he couldn't get rid of it, Xu Maomao finally accepted the bone, making Caucasus so happy that he couldn't control it. He swung his tail on the ground like a broom, and almost licked the kitten over with his big tongue.
This bone is also strange. The baby's forearm is short and short, not too thick, and it is well preserved. Whether it is Xu Maomao or Shen Yu, it is difficult to identify the part, or even know what kind of creature it is on. The most surprising thing is that although the surface is mottled and dull and grayish-yellow, it looks obviously old, but it is quite heavy in the mouth, as if the immortal bone marrow is sealed inside.
After returning home, he also delved into it, the bones were indeed very special, the surface was warm, and it seemed to be extremely spiritual.
Xu Maomao was not superstitious, but he was too embarrassed to play with other people's bones, plus it was a special gift from the Caucasus, so he put the bones on the top of the cat climbing frame, there was a small bag, he put it upright Put it in as an offering, and squatted down and worshiped very religiously.
Shen Yu watched his every move with interest. Seeing that his movements had recovered and he was also interested in going out, he resumed his work as the treasure of the store.
So Xu Maomao happily went to work with him again.
When he returned to the store, he was naturally favored by all the staff again, so that the cat owner didn't even have to walk, and they consciously gave him a small apple, but Xu Maomao didn't want to dance this dance again.
Shen Yu understood in seconds and began to renovate his songs.
"Which song is the left hand and right hand from?" Shen Yu thought hard, swiping through the list of popular songs, clicking one by one, and when he clicked on one of the songs, Xu Maomao suddenly jumped up and solemnly Pat his paws: "Meow." That's it!
Shen Yu saw that the song was called "ppap"...
Especially brainwashed, and there are many versions, and there is a dance teaching version, the movements are simple and easy to understand, Xu Maomao quickly started to practice!
When he was practicing dancing, no one was allowed to watch, including Shen Yu.
The shit shovel officer was kicked out in a complicated mood, laughing while planning how to approach the science behind the master.
First of all, to investigate the history of his master, he spent a bit of time trying to find the original owner, and then he found the cat house where Oscar was born, and found that it was very ordinary in life, and the father cat was a twig. Puppet, mother cat is a pure puppet, so Oscar is a quarter puppet mixed with Persian blood.
I am exactly one year old this year. I left the cat house when I was three months old and lived with the original owner for two months. Later, I fell ill and almost went to Meow Planet. Fortunately, the doctor at that time was very clever and rescued it. . However, the original owner disliked her after she lost her hair so much that her appearance declined, and she was taken home by Shen Yu.
With a poor background, Shen Yu felt distressed while investigating, but couldn't find anything weird, so he set his sights on Xu Maomao's live broadcast room, because it was a small world run by the master, and there must be many interesting secrets.
The author has something to say: I won't say anything about the next plot, Jie Jie Jie Jie...
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