Before coming to the house, I found that there are two anti-theft systems on the door, one of which is a combination lock.
"Remember the password?" Shen Yu looked at him.
"Meow!" Of course I remember.
Since the lock was too high, Shen Yu picked him up to be flush with the keyboard, watching him carefully enter the password with his paws...
As soon as the door opened, Xu Maomao couldn't wait to rush in!
Long time no go home!
Ooooooooo, my small single sofa, as well as my workbench, my small computer and red switch keyboard, I miss it to death!
Seeing the cat excitedly threw herself on the soft-looking sofa, and then choked on the dust and sneezed, Shen Yu laughed sullenly and reminded, "Let's see if there are any clues, maybe what Oscar left behind. hint?"
Xu Maomao's spirit was shaken, and she quickly jumped up and began to sniff around the room with her nose.
He loves cleanliness very much, and the house is always neat and tidy, Cat Daxian didn't mess up his house, except that there was a set of his pajamas on the bed that were not folded, that was the clothes he was wearing a moment before his soul wearing, now it is messy Spread out on the bedding. Xu Maomao tugged at his clothes and subconsciously wanted to clean them when he saw a few strands of hair floating on them.
As long as everyone loses their hair, the difference is that young people can grow back after falling, and the Mediterranean group can only support the city from the countryside.
As a result, as soon as his claws touched his hair, his whole body felt a slight electric shock. He couldn't tell what it was. It seemed to touch the trembling feeling deep in his soul, but he didn't have time to study the strange feeling. A long-lost bell rang in my ears.
Different from the time when the favorite value was obtained, this bell sounded like the beeping sound from a human cell phone after dialing, could it be…
Ding, connected! From the other end came a slightly irritable, familiar voice - that cat, the great fairy!
"Meow? How can you, a human, contact me!" Cat Daxian exclaimed, "Human, have you sneaked back to your home?"
Xu Maomao was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped: "Meow meow meow!"
Cat Daxian, I finally found you QAQ, yes I am in my own home now, when will you come back!
Cat Daxian: "Why can you go back, cats must stay at home obediently, as a cat, how can you run around! Did my kiss shoveling officer abandon you?"
Yes, how can cats run around, so can you hurry back, boss? Xu Maomao complained frantically in his heart, and said pitifully: "I didn't abandon it, your shit shovel officer brought me here..."
"How is that possible? He never took me out," sounded very jealous. "… Could it be that you told my shit shoveling officer our secret!"
Xu Maomao murmured and murmured: "He found it himself, can you return your body to me quickly?"
"Damn! You human, actually broke our agreement not to reveal secrets!" Oscar exclaimed unhappily.
Cat Daxian, we didn't make an agreement, obviously you unilaterally forcibly took away my body. Xu Maomao said aggrieved: "I'm sorry, but there is nothing I can do. Your shit shoveling officer is too scheming. When can you change your body back?"
Cat Daxian angrily threw a sentence: "I'm not happy, I won't pay it back! I think your skin fits very well! It fits my soul very well, and it blends seamlessly!" That natural tone seems to be It was meant to be worn that day.
Xu Maomao screamed as his tail was stepped on: "Meow!" What? What do you mean by fit? !
This voice startled Shen Yu: "What's wrong?"
Xu Maomao didn't have time to talk to him, and screamed in tears: "No no no no no sing! That's my body! How can you do this! Give it back to me!"
Mao Daxian was silent for a moment: "I have to borrow your skin for a while, I have something to do, hum, you are not allowed to contact me privately in the future!"
As soon as he said it, he "hanged up" the sound transmission through thousands of miles, and with a jingle, everything returned to calm.
This made Xu Maomao angry!
What do you think it fits, it is your own body, not just a piece of clothing! Is it that you want to borrow it and can't pay it back? Do you want to be a cat all your life
Xu Maomao was terrified when he thought about it carefully!
Shen Yu also saw that something was wrong with him, and bent down and patted his head: "What's the matter with you, you have been meowing just now."
Blame your cat! The unruly master you raised!
Angrily and aggrieved, Xu Maomao dipped some water on his paws, and then wrote on the floor.
[I talked to Oscar just now, and he said that he would not return the body to me]
I have to say that writing with your paws is much more convenient than typing on a keyboard.
Shen Yu was surprised: "Can you talk to it? Where is it?"
[Calling in consciousness, don't know where]
Xu Maomao finished writing aggrievedly, and glanced at Shen Yu regularly, with a face full of begging for comfort, and some accusations.
"Meow!" Blame you, blame you! Your cat has been spoiled by you!
Shen Yu lightly smiled and hugged him, stroking along the fur, as simple as the owner was pampering his cat.
Xu Maomao was so smooth that he lost his temper, and with a delicate meow, he jumped down from his arms with a blushing face. He is not as big-hearted as Shen Yu, and he still remembers his identity! Shen Yu may have done it so comfortably because of his current appearance.
"By the way," Shen Yu thought of a doubt, "You don't look like you can keep in touch with my Oscar?"
No! Speaking of this, Xu Maomao was angry. When he first became a cat, he touched the bell countless times and tried to talk to Daxian Mao, but there was no news, but he could be contacted as soon as he got home today
Is it for the reason of "returning to the original residence"
However, he quickly rejected this speculation, because if he could contact him when he got home, it should have been reflected as soon as he entered the door, so it must not be the reason, could it be... Xu Maomao's eyes stopped on the dress, it seemed that it was because It only made a call when it touched my hair!
So he used his claws to pull out a few strands of hair on the bed, and sure enough, a bell sounded immediately in his ears.
However, it was quickly hung up by the other party, and then a prompt sound came: Hate! Oscar has blocked you!
Xu Maomao: ... It's quite a technology, and it even has shielding programs.
But now he understands a little bit. Maybe the opportunity for the call is to touch the possessions on his original body
With this guess, Xu Maomao tried many things at home. Sure enough, when he encountered ordinary things, he did not respond. Only things that touched his body could activate the call, such as hair and clipped nail fragments. and many more.
Although he is still on the blacklist, this provides a way for Xu Maomao to contact Mao Daxian. Maybe one day he will be able to contact him again!
Shen Yu watched in puzzlement as the puppet cat under his feet suddenly cheered up, jumping on the mattress and quilt, licking his paws, carefully collecting the scattered hair on the bed, and then using A small bag was put up, and a pair of eyes looked at him brightly, and took the bag into his hand.
"For me?" Shen Yu asked.
"Meow!" No, it's for you to help me get it.
Shen Yu slowly narrowed his eyes and moved his lips.
Xu Maomao didn't know what to do, scratched his side with his small paw, and made a "pretend" movement, thinking that if he couldn't understand such a simple sign language, then his male god would be a fool!
Shen Yu stared at him for a few seconds before putting the small bag into the pocket of his coat with a complicated expression.
Xu Maomao, ah Xu Maomao, will you send me your hair? Do you know what this means? Um
"Meow." Xu Maomao meowed with a smile. Please take good care of it for me!
So, an ambiguous and beautiful misunderstanding started from that piece of hair, like a sweet seed rooted in the heart of Shen Yu, who is also full of brain power...
The two investigated the house for a long time, and Xu Maomao was shocked to find out that a small piece of his small vault had been quietly dug out—his wallet was empty, but it was not much, just a few thousand dollars, thinking it was a cat Daxian took it. For such a small amount of money, it can go out for so many days, wouldn't it be a wind meal and a sleepover? Hey, don't waste his pampered body! That is the capital of his struggle! Fortunately, the call just now sounded that Mao Daxian was still full of anger, and finally felt relieved.
Xu Maomao was a little dejected, but Shen Yu disagreed.
He said calmly: "Even if my Oscar is playful, it doesn't matter if he refuses to give you back his body for a while. It will come back one day, right? Just catch it at that time."
caught? People are really good cat demons! It's hard to predict when it will come back.
Xu Maomao meowed suspiciously, what are you going to do
Shen Yu thought for a moment in silence, and said slowly: "Actually, it's enough to install a camera and an alarm system at your door, and connect the program to my mobile phone..."
Just like what he did to Xu Maomao.
Xu Maomao: "..." The male god seems to like peeping very much, and it's a pity not to do investigation.
"It happened that I took the previous camera with me just in case today." Shen Yu, with a prepared tone, took out the camera that was embedded in the doll from his carry-on bag, and then eagerly searched the house to find it. Suitable for hidden spots for security.
Xu Maomao thought in shock, just in case any ghost! Male god, your old line is really in the direction of investigation, right? Tell me honestly, do you have an affair with the camera
Shen Yu finally secured the three cameras, facing the entrance in three directions, and there was absolutely no blind spot. As long as the cat Daxian came back, a reminder would be triggered immediately, and Shen Yu's side would receive an alarm and a live broadcast of the screen as soon as possible.
Cat Daxian, who was somewhere on the earth, suddenly felt cold behind him and fought a cold war...
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Since he completely lost his vest, the life of one person and one cat has undergone small changes.
Change 1: Xu Maomao is honest, and he doesn't dare to hug him like he did before, and he never dares to think about eating tofu or something.
Variation 2: Shen Yu entered the bathroom and knew it was closed...
Everything else is business as usual. When it's time to brush, Shen Yu is not at all soft. If Xu Maomao resists, he will confidently say: "You are my cat now."
If Xu Maomao still resisted, he would still intimidate and lure him one foot higher: "Do you still want my popularity?"
Xu Maomao: I think.
Mosquito meat is also meat, so he had to lie down obediently, revealing his hairy belly.
Shen Yu put his hand on it contentedly.
[Favorite value from Shen Yu +200]
Phew, the shit shoveling officer's mood finally knows to be released!
In this way, after a period of time, Xu Maomao checked and found that his favorite value was 10 million, so he could open the mall!
He couldn't wait to enter the chat group, ready to report the good news to the group owner. Who knew that the group was also very lively these days, and many cats who could not blow up a thousand feet on weekdays were bubbling up.
[車猊]: Yoyo hey hey! This seat is going to announce a big happy event every day! The annual night of surprises is here! Although we are in different places, we are in a group at the moment, so I feel it is necessary to celebrate!
ps: Dogs have held two consecutive surprise nights, so our cats must not fall behind!
Suan Ye was always very obsessed with Wang Xingren, Xu Maomao thought to himself that no matter how old he was or how he was, the nature of cats and dogs was still deeply rooted.
Say, surprise night? What it is
[Oscar]: A weak question, can you explain the surprise night to us young cats
[Rice] quietly sent a private chat: The night of surprise is the birthday of the group owner, and the day after tomorrow...
Xu Maomao: …
[車猊]: Good question! Surprise night is my birthday! However, I have already applied to the Monster Administration to make this day a carnival night for our cat family, so instead of receiving gifts from you this day, I will send gifts to everyone!
For Su Yan, who was so stingy that he only sent a red envelope and only posted a picture of himself, this is really generous and maddening!
Xu Maomao had an idea and sent a line of words over.
[Oscar]: So it's like a human Christmas? Are you the Santa Claus
[車猊]: What is Santa Claus
[Alalei] is a knowledgeable person, so he started popularizing science in the group, and he also popularized science in a similar way: Santa Claus is a god who distributes gifts, but not only Santa Claus sends gifts, but also between humans and humans. , very interesting
[車猊]: Okay, then it's decided, our cat alliance red envelope group will also have a good first night of surprises!
And according to Brother Rice's tip, the night of surprise is the day after tomorrow, Xu Maomao pinched his fingers, December 24th, Christmas Eve~