Xu Maomao almost cried: "I also have a lot of tasks!" I have to write three or four million words every year, and it seems that I will be in a hurry to save the manuscript!
Shen Yu: "What are you going to do, do you insist on Xu Maomao's body?"
Oscar was awkward and refused to speak.
Shen Yu's face sank, and he said, "Is it useful to pretend to be deaf?"
Oscar: "You, you shit shoveling officer, how dare you yell at me!"
"Heh," Shen Yu smiled coldly, "if you don't do it again, I'll tell Qiao Lingfeng about it, I think he will agree to send you back, then I have a hundred ways to keep you from going out. until you return your body."
In other words, the cat should be imprisoned.
The teenager looked in horror at the shit shoveling officer who used to be gentle to him, but for some reason he became so evil and ruthless, and then looked at Xu Maomao, who was staring at him. "Okay, I say I say it!"
The boy's cheeks were a little red: "Actually, I actually like Brother Qiao..."
Xu Maomao was stunned: "Are you a cat lover?"
Shen Yu almost didn't laugh out loud.
"But Brother Qiao always comes so little, I haven't seen him a few times," the young man looked at Shen Yu angrily, "You don't let me go to his house to play."
Shen Yu was injured internally, and dared to love Oscar and wanted to follow Qiao Lingfeng.
Xu Maomao was puzzled and said, "Then why do you have to swap with my body?"
"Hmph, of course it's because you hate me so much! You refuse to agree to play friends with my shit shovel officer because you hate me!" Oscar's face was "I don't believe that there are people in this world who hate me so cute", annoyed He hummed, "So I'll see if I can punish you."
Xu Maomao was stunned: "The punishment is to rob my body?"
Shen Yu was also very unhappy and accused: "Oscar, you are going too far."
Oscar was stared at by him, and he lowered his voice with a guilty conscience: "Actually, I just tried it, and I didn't expect it to succeed."
It has been awakening its ability for a while, and it has also secretly tried spells on other humans, but it has not been successful until it met Xu Maomao in a dream.
It cast the spell on Xu Maomao with the idea of trying it, not only did it succeed once, but Xu Maomao's body was very suitable for it to wear, and there was no discomfort at all. After pretending to be a human for a few days, he decided to flirt with the more familiar brother Qiao Lingfeng. The rich and colorful life of human beings opens the door to its new world, and then finds that when people are fun, they are more reluctant to return their bodies.
Liking Qiao Lingfeng only accounts for a little bit, and the real reason is that he feels more and more like being a human being.
As Oscar spoke, he looked at the shit shovel officer's face as black as the bottom of a pot. In the end, he didn't dare to continue to speak. In fact, he still had a word to say.
It feels that the body is its own, and it may have been reincarnated in the wrong place. Moreover, it has awakened other abilities recently, and the vague and a little weird dream floats by. It feels that in its previous life, it should be a person of the spirit of all things!
Oscar whispered: "I think this may be the arrangement of fate."
God TM destiny arrangement!
Xu Maomao was furious: "Then don't count on your mission!" Actually want to become a human and fall in love with Xiao Xianrou
"Give me back your body!" Xu Maomao said, "Cultivation on your own, I've been taking a shape-shifting pill recently, which can make you do more with less."
Xu Maomao wanted to pounce as he spoke, but Oscar ducked and hung his head: "Give me some more time."
"No!"
Xu Maomao firmly believes that it must be replaced today, otherwise there will be many dreams in the night.
Seeing that the kitten was about to fight with the young man, Shen Yu was about to persuade him first and then with a soldier, but with a touch, the door of the room opened.
The two people who entered the room were dressed in strange clothes, and they were the weird people they had encountered before. Among them, the man in the red jacket was carrying the unconscious Qiao Lingfeng on his back.
And Xu Maomao stopped scratching when he saw the young man in the tunic suit, and said in surprise, "Black lightning!"
Shen Yu came over with a knife: "Who is Black Lightning?"
"Uh, that black cat..."
"Humph!" Is the lotus root broken
Shen Yu glanced at the young man hostilely, and thought to himself, he is really handsome. But so what! This cat is mine! Thinking like this, he embraced Xu Maomao possessively.
Black Lightning stared at Xu Maomao with a very complicated expression. He had already listened to what he said just now without saying a word. He never expected that this meow, it is not a meow, it is a human!
"Who are you? What are you doing here?" Shen Yu asked unceremoniously, "What happened to Qiao Lingfeng?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the boy Oscar turned into thumped and knelt down to the man in the red jacket.
"Su, Su, Su Yan is great!"
Suan? !
Xu Maomao looked at the man who looked like a rich man in amazement, the group leader? !
"This human is called Qiao Lingfeng?" The handsome man in the red jacket known as "Su Yan" moved Qiao Lingfeng from his back to the sofa in the room, "He's fine, he'll wake up in a while."
Shen Yu cautiously probed his friend's breathing and heartbeat with his hand, and after confirming that he was just sleeping, he asked vigilantly, "Are you humans or cats?"
The big red jacket had bright eyes, and said in a loud voice, "This seat is the commander of the Cat Clan Branch of the General Administration of Demon Management - Suan."
When it said this, its fiery red hair was windless and automatic, and it looked a bit solemn.
Oscar, as an ordinary cat family, was shaken by this intimidation and shivered.
Xu Maomao originally thought that Suan was just a nickname for the group leader, but now, looking at his posture, he faintly made him suspect that Suan was the ancient beast's Suan!
"So?" Shen Yu frowned.
"Humans, don't be rude to the master." Black Lightning confronted him tit for tat.
Shen Yu patted Oscar in his arms demonstratively, but was too lazy to make a sound.
Su Yan waved his hand and walked up to Oscar: "You little cat, you are very courageous."
"… "QAQ
Oscar shivered, because the pressure on this scorpion was very heavy. But what made it even more alarming was that the black lightning who looked especially fierce at first glance stared at it with a scrutiny, his expression was a bit playful, but more vicious.
Black Lightning said coldly: "So, you are the real Oscar?"
Oscar winced and nodded, clearly seeing that this cat was even more difficult to mess with.
Sure enough, sparks appeared on the black lightning in the next second, and it said expressionlessly: "You control the soul of human beings with a demon method without authorization, and violated the demon world's "Law of Human Life", Chapter 36, Chapter 15 Article 12, as well as Article 12 of Chapter 20, and Article 5 of the "Cat Family Code"... The forced exchange of souls with human Xu Maomao for several months has caused damage to the person's soul, and it still does not work when the incident occurs. Willing to return the body, the attitude of admitting mistakes is extremely bad. If you are punished for several crimes, you should be sentenced to the death penalty in the demon world! Deprive the cat world of political rights for life, smash the demon pill, and return to its original form!"
As soon as these words came out, not only Oscar, but also Xu Maomao was frightened.
Is this so serious? !
Oscar was so frightened that his legs were weak, and breaking the Demon Pill meant depriving him of his spiritual knowledge, and from then on, it was no different from ordinary animals. In fact, there is nothing wrong with being a stupid pet, but after seeing all kinds of anecdotes in the world, I can't bear to be as muddleheaded as before.
The poor boy burst into tears and wanted to escape, but how could he escape from the two big men in front of him
Xu Maomao said, "Does it have to be like this? If so, what if I choose to forgive it? Even in the human world, as long as the victim doesn't sue the court, he can't be sentenced, can you please be accommodating..."
When Oscar heard this, he looked at Black Lightning and Su Yan with tears in his eyes.
"You want to intercede for it? It's so naughty."
Xu Maomao nodded, returning to his original form sounded too scary.
Black Lightning gave Xu Maomao a deep look: "Yes."
"Apprentice, you're going to scare the kittens to death!" Xuan Yi was half-complaining. His precious apprentice was always so unselfish on the surface, but his heart was obviously soft. If that Oscar was truly unforgivable, it would have been long ago. Just a thunderbolt smashing the medicine pill, how can the criminal law regulations be read out!
Hmph, it's just to scare the juniors.
"That's it, Oscar, you obediently return the body to the human being, and this seat can take it lightly." Su Yan said, "You can be freed after a few years of labor reform, okay?"
Oscar didn't dare to say bad, he quickly walked to Xu Maomao with his two legs that were soft into noodles, for fear that he would regret it and hurriedly said: "Then, let's change it back."
Xu Maomao couldn't wait to jump out of Shen Yu's arms, and while squatting properly, he comforted Oscar, who was pale with fright: "Don't be discouraged, you can also transform quickly if you keep practicing..."
Oscar murmured: "But when I change shape, Brother Qiao will be old..."
Because of Qiao Ling's age and age, and love Chi, this relationship can be said to be very superficial!
Shen Yu & Xu Maomao: "..."
Is it real? It's all to blame for this second-hand Qiao Lingfeng, who always provokes him when he has nothing to do! Shen Yu has decided to wait for the second-hand guy to wake up and beat him first, so that he will always attract cats and dogs, and this evil behavior must be restrained in the future!
Oscar put a hand on Xu Maomao's head: "Close your eyes."
Xu Maomao obediently closed his eyes. I saw faint fluorescence on their bodies, Oscar's fluorescence was blue, and Xu Maomao's was more golden. The two kinds of fluorescent light are intertwined, getting brighter and brighter, but when they are about to change, the light dissipates.
Xu Maomao opened his eyes, only to see the same confused young man in front of him.
They haven't returned to the right shell at all!
"Once again, this seat will help you." Su Yan raised his hand, and the red light from his fingertips enveloped them.
So Xu Maomao closed his eyes again.
However, even if Su Yan helped him, when he opened his eyes again, Xu Maomao found that he still could not return to his body.
"I'll try." Black Lightning also shot, evoking a dazzling blue light.
But they still didn't succeed. No matter how many times they tried, Oscar and Xu Maomao still couldn't switch. After several trials, one cat and one person were extremely tired, not physically, but mentally.
"What's going on?" Shen Yu asked.
Oscar shook his head wildly in horror: "I, I have worked hard, I really didn't do anything wrong!"
Xu Maomao was about to cry in mourning: "Why can't I go back..."
Black Lightning came to Oscar, its human figure was much taller than Oscar's youth form, and saw that its slender and powerful fingers touched Oscar's eyebrows, and the boy shook like an electric shock, but was sucked by a suction force and moved above his head. Must not. After a while, Black Lightning let it go, frowned and said, "It may be that you have exchanged bodies for too long, and your soul and body have been embedded too deeply."
Xu Maomao was a little anxious: "Then what should we do?"
Black Lightning squinted Oscar coldly, and said with a bad look: "Master, let me take it back to perform the separation technique."
Su Yan looked at Oscar sympathetically: "That's the only way."
Oscar: … woohoo QAQ sounds so painful.
But no one sympathizes with it, it is asking for it.
Su Yan said to Xu Maomao: "Humans, please give us a period of time, and then you will definitely return your body."
Xu Maomao wanted to cry but had no tears: "Okay." What else can I do other than good!
Shen Yu paused, and finally asked Black Lightning: "What you said just now, will the exchange of souls for several months damage Xu Maomao's soul body?"
"Yes." Black Lightning nodded, "Let me treat him alone."
Saying that, it raised its chin and motioned Shen Yu to hand over Xu Maomao to it.
Although Shen Yu was upset, she could only put the cat into Black Lightning's arms for Xu Maomao's sake.
The black lightning that hugged Xu Maomao, a very complicated light flashed in his eyes, and in the next second, it disappeared from the room together with the cat.
Shen Yu was startled, and Su Yan said lazily: "It's alright, I just brought that human back to his own space. They are still here, but they are not shown to us."
Shen Yu's eyes were burning with jealousy!
The second time, the second time to kidnap his daughter-in-law in front of him!
Xu Maomao felt a sudden change in front of him, and everyone around him disappeared, leaving only himself and Black Lightning.
This space is white, like a fairy mist lingering around him, and it is beautiful.
"Xu... Mao Mao," Black Lightning said in a slightly cold and hoarse voice, "Sure enough, the soul is embedded too deeply, even in my mysterious and illusory realm, your humanoid soul cannot be revealed."