I don't know how long it took, Qiao Lingfeng woke up, and when he opened his eyes, he met Brother Big Red Jacket, one of the sneaky local duo he met before he fell unconscious.
Su Qiang watched his eyelashes tremble like a small fan, and opened his beautiful peach blossom eyes. For the first time, he felt that human eyes were so beautiful, and they didn't seem to be much inferior to their cats.
"Human, you are awake." As soon as Su Yan said, Qiao Lingfeng sat up from the sofa and looked suspiciously: "Why am I in this room? Where are Ayu and Xiaoao? They are not here... "Hey hey hey
Su Yan pretended to be stupid and lied: "Buji Island, you fainted suddenly and I will bring you in to rest."
Qiao Lingfeng couldn't believe it: "I fainted? How could I faint?"
Su Qiang looked up at the sky.
"And who are you? Why did you enter the Radio and Television Building, you came to see the stars?"
Xuan Yan shook his head again and explained, "It is necessary for work." As a divine beast worshipped by all people, sometimes encountering abnormal situations in the world, he must see the injustice on the road, in order to fulfill his duty of supervising and maintaining stability.
However, Qiao Lingfeng misunderstood. He looked at Su Qian's extraordinary face and suspected that this sloppy and solemn jacket brother was applying for a job in the Radio and Television Building! After all, in addition to the Radio and Television Building, there are many brokerage companies in this area. Although this man is slag, his appearance is definitely excellent.
Qiao Lingfeng scratched his head nervously, suspecting that he might be tired from rushing back to shoot the commercial after finishing the announcement. After finding a reasonable explanation for his fainting, he didn't think much about it, he got up and tidied up his clothes. After seeing his appearance from the floor-to-ceiling window with satisfaction, he turned his attention to Su Yan again.
He was very murmured just now, obviously this person is also a handsome guy, he is definitely the best among the people in the entertainment industry, but he dresses in such a rustic way that he is really bad-looking, so he kindly asked: "I said, this is Brother, you need to change your clothes."
Su Yan tilted his head and held the big ingot around his neck: "This seat... What's wrong with my clothes?"
"As a senior, I'll say it straight," Qiao Lingfeng said bluntly, "It's too outdated, I don't know and I thought you just unearthed!"
Su Yan widened his eyes in surprise: "Me? Earth?"
Qiao Lingfeng gave a "hmm" and began to point at his clothes: "You red jacket looks like a rich man, black trousers look like an old man from the Northeast, you are still an old man from the Northeast in the remote mountainous area, it's not impossible to have Buddhist beads, but too much It's big, like eyeballs on hands; gold ingots... Oh, are you trying to penetrate the nouveau riche to the end? And the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television recently said that you can't dye your hair when you appear in the camera, your hair color is too killing Matt... "
Qiao Lingfeng said it very directly, because his stylist treated him the same way. Qiao Lingfeng is more honest in his work, far stronger than his life style.
Su Qian couldn't understand many terms, but it didn't affect his understanding of Qiao Lingfeng's disgust.
This human... He actually really seriously dislikes this seat... soil! And it seems very reasonable!
Su Yan was shocked!
Qiao Lingfeng finished the review in one breath, seeing his stunned and shocked look, he quickly comforted him: "Sorry, professional habits, our circle is so strict, otherwise it is easy to be hacked by the media, in short, your conditions are very good, don't It's a waste - oops, why have I been away for so long, the director is afraid that he will eat me." Qiao Lingfeng looked at the time on the watch, and after saying goodbye to Xuan Yi warmly, he left the room and rushed straight to the upstairs studio.
Suan: "…"
This human... is too presumptuous! The world is down!
This outfit was obviously popular in the entire Chinese circle when it entered the WTO last time! Xun Yan can't believe that he has changed from a former fashion-leading brother to a country cat!
At this time, the big ingot on its chest was jingling, and Su Yan regained his senses. When he touched the big ingot, he only heard a voice coming from his ear.
"Master, I have brought Oscar back to the temple. How is your situation? What about the human?"
"Wake up, he doesn't know what happened just now." Su Yan gritted his teeth.
"When will you come back? Oscar's situation is complicated, and it may take a lot of dais and incense ash, and it takes forty-nine days to keep going before they can be separated."
"Use whatever you want," Su Yan thought for a while and said seriously, "I won't be going back for the time being."
"What's the meaning?"
"Hmph, someone dares to despise this seat," Su Yan said with a dark face, "this seat has to teach him a lesson in his own way."
Black Lightning: "… "
It guessed that the comatose human must have said something and stimulated the master, but the human was very ordinary, and happened to be the friend of Shen Yu. If the master stayed nearby, he could supervise the Shen Yu by the way. Yu.
It stopped talking and hung up the call neatly.
Su Yan looked at his outfit angrily, and felt more and more that there was nothing wrong. Su Yan, who made up his mind to stay in the human world, also considered that he had been dead for too long and might feel a little strange to the human world. It entered the chat group, and did not know who to contact. After a while, the other party sent it a red envelope, which was transferred to some human ID cards, household registration books and other things, along with some information about the Chinese people in the 21st century. Survival records and customs explanations.
[Lord Sunyin, your heroic appearance is about to convince the world again, how lucky is this human race! ps: I wish you a happy WTO entry]
These goblins are so sweet.
Su Yan began to study carefully with satisfaction...
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When Qiao Lingfeng arrived at the studio, Xu Maomao and Shen Yu just came back. The staff of the director's team was about to send security guards to look for people. When they saw the return of several uncles, they immediately cried and said: "I said you all know that the filming is now in progress. "
Assistant Director: "What about that Leo just now? He was the first to run out, didn't he say he wanted to train cats?"
Only then did Qiao Lingfeng remember his hourly job. Yes, where did Xiao Ao go? Could it be that Shen Yu... tsk tsk, tsk tsk, Shen Yu is an elegant beast in front of people!
Whether it is Xu Maomao or Shen Yu, none of them can compare to the big star Qiao!
Qiao Lingfeng said to the director, "Brother Li (the director's surname is Li), wait a minute, I'll have a few words with A Yu."
He dragged Shen Yu aside, lowered his voice and asked, "Where's my little Ao?"
Shen Yu almost forgot, this guy had chased after him just now, but wasn't he stunned by those two cats later? Could it be that he overheard
Shen Yu asked back, "How much do you know?"
"Hey, I'm not honest!" Qiao Lingfeng kept his face secret, "Actually, I understand it, brother."
Shen Yu was a little surprised: "You already knew?" Qiao Lingfeng actually knew about Oscar and Xu Maomao? Still so calm
"Hmph, I was going to take you to my house before, but you still pretended to be a calm emperor of five people and six people. What did you say that you were not interested in going to my house? Are you revealing your secrets today?" Qiao Lingfeng said self-righteously, "But my little Ao is really cute, it's hard to do it. You just... Jie Jie Jie Jie, is he all right?"
Shen Yu was confused: "What do you mean?"
"Pretend, aren't you chasing our Xiao Ao?" Qiao Lingfeng smiled evilly, knowing the truth, "I have seen you shut him up in a small dark room. Tsk tsk, but your time is too fast, or in fact What did you do?"
Shen Yu's eyes widened, and after a while, he finally understood what Qiao Lingfeng was referring to. Seeing that Xu Maomao was looking at him curiously, he hurriedly coughed and said depressedly, "What are you thinking about! I have nothing to do with that Ao-Leo? None! Just now we... It was a misunderstanding, and now it has been said! Also, I am not happy at all!"
Xu Maomao is pricking up his ears to listen to the excitement, he can't let him have a chance to misunderstand that he is a "fast man"!
Qiao Lingfeng: "What the hell? Isn't that kind of relationship between you two?"
"no!"
"Is there any misunderstanding?"
"It doesn't matter what happened to you, it's already been said!"
Qiao Lingfeng shook his head in disappointment, it seemed that his buddy had to stay single. He asked again, "Where did Xiao Ao go?"
Shen Yu was worried that this matter would never end, so he casually lied to him for a reason: "Well, he has something to do at home, let me tell you that he is resigning."
Qiao Lingfeng was shocked: "So suddenly?"
"It was so sudden that he was gone."
"... He actually left without a salary... " Qiao Lingfeng was dumbfounded.
The assistant director came over and patted him on the shoulder: "Mr. Qiao, I don't have much time to touch up your makeup."
Delayed for a while, the shooting progress could no longer be dragged on. Qiao Lingfeng could only stop the thought of inquiring and follow the makeup artist to touch up the makeup. The scene was well-prepared, and as soon as he, the leading actor, came out, the filming was on track.
Xu Maomao was still afraid of the snake. Although he had cooperated very hard, he still looked too nervous in the close-up on the screen. In the end, the director decided to let the shit shovel officer cooperate.
Shen Yu's suppressed jealousy finally eased a lot when she accompanied Xu Maomao into the camera. Some scenes that did not require Qiao Lingfeng to show his face were all replaced by Shen Yu, and even after the filming, some people came to ask Shen Yu if he wanted to debut, because he is tall, handsome and very noble, and whether he is realistic or photogenic, his The appearance has not been discounted, and it can fully withstand the test of high-definition screens.
Of course Shen Yu declined. He was used to this kind of invitation for a long time, and the rhetoric for refusal was set.
The commercial was successfully shot in just one day, and the next step is post-production, handing in for review, and after a while, it will be star-bombing eyeballs!
After Xu Maomao returned, he carefully asked the group owner if he wanted to quit the cat group since his identity as a human was exposed.
As a result, the group owner sent a very overbearing sentence.
[車猊]: How can the group in this seat retreat as soon as they want to
[Oscar]: But I'm not really a cat family either.
[車猊]: Isn't the bell still around your neck, it recognizes you as a compatriot of our clan
[車猊]: Human, this is your honor
Xu Maomao didn't understand its brain circuit very well, and thought that it would appear less in the future, who knew that Su Qianci added:
[車猊]: There are not many cats in the group who can pay their favorite value...
[Oscar]：…
He knows it! The group owner's urine is definitely not worth it, so he refuses to let the cat.
However, Xu Maomao is still very grateful that Su Yan did not kick him. After all, there are many beautiful and warm and interesting memories in the group, such as the beautiful and generous goddess Arale, the enthusiastic rice, the cute Migu, etc., and even always take advantage of the group Michelle, who is not driving secretly, is lovely.
Xu Maomao consciously promised to give him all the escalating matters in the future, as if he was a cat, and the cats thanked him for taking care of him. Not long after this incident, there was a new news in the mall in the group. Xu Maomao spent 2 million to upgrade the bounty section in the mall, and suddenly became from middle-class to extreme poverty. He should not have the energy to buy any more in a short time. Turned into a potion.
The cat group didn't know that the current Oscar was actually a human being, and as always, they queued up to call for his efforts, making Xu Maomao guilty.
Suan Ye didn't reveal his secret, but he seldom appeared in the group, and finally quietly upgraded Heimang to the administrator of the group, announcing in the group that he was going to travel around the world next.
The news of the big cat's entry into the WTO spread like wildfire, causing a wave of turmoil in the demon world.
All the demons sighed with emotion: At the end of the year, the big boss has also come to collect the protection fee, everyone pay attention during this time! Be a demon with your tail tucked!
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The advertisement finally made it to the prime time of each David TV before the annual holiday. Why can it be in the prime time? This is also thanks to the radio and television father. Dad felt that public service advertisements promoted the responsibility of young people, so he forced to bomb the audience between 8:00 and 10:00 in the evening.
Mixed in a lot of brainwashing advertisements, "My family doesn't receive gifts this year, I will receive brain white essence if I receive gifts", "I will bark during the New Year!" Of course, the advertisement itself is indeed of excellent quality and texture. It is handsome and cute, and the audience's response is very good. Otherwise, what Xu Maomao will gain is not the value of love, but the value of hate.
Because there are many pets in this advertisement, and Xu Maomao, one of the protagonists, has a bell hanging around his neck, he is obviously a genius, so within a few days of the broadcast, it went from the world to the demon world, especially in cats The world caused an uproar.
"This cat seems to have the right to speak!"
"It's all a puppet family, can you go to flee?"
"Forget it, I heard that the Sunyi is in City B, so let's keep a low profile. Last time I stole a fish that was about to become a fine fish, but I was not allowed to enter the labor camp after being found out by Lord Suanyi..."
Many cats are very interested in Xu Maomao, but they do not dare to visit at will due to the fact that Fu Yan sits in City B.
Of course, there are also some daring old monsters. Not only are they not afraid of the existence of the big boss, but when they hear that it has come out of the mountain, they are also ready to descend from the sky...