Xu Maomao and Shen Yu were silent, both of them wanted to tell Yueye Rabbit: "Chang'e is a fairy from ancient mythology."
But now that Yutu and Suan have both come out, it would not be surprising if Chang'e existed.
However, Fairy Chang'e lives in Guanghan Palace, not on Earth.
Xu Maomao asked Shen Yu woodenly: "Do you think our plane can fly to the moon?"
Shen Yu took the cold joke expressionlessly: "Maybe you need to go to Apollo 11?"
"Pfft, and then the first person to land on the moon and take the first step for all mankind... Ah, what's that? Ali Baba?"
"Armstrong."
"Yes, and then he was thrown out of the ship, because he might have a hair allergy."
One person and one cat miraculously started a cold joke, and Yueye Rabbit didn't understand a word: "Hello? Can you say something that Rabbit can understand?"
Xu Maomao said sternly: "What we mean is, we can't find Chang'e to make moon cakes for you, because the entire human race currently has no plan to land on the moon."
"Did I say I want to go to the moon?" Yue Yetu rolled his eyes, "Sister Chang'e has been reincarnated and is now in the world."
Xu Maomao said in surprise: "Shouldn't Chang'e live in Guanghan Palace?"
If there really is Guanghan Palace.
"My elder sister made a mistake, so she was punished." Moon Lord Rabbit didn't really want to mention it, so he quickly changed the subject, "As long as it's a moon cake made by my elder sister, I can recognize it as soon as I eat it."
Shen Yu asked back: "She's already reincarnated, what if she doesn't make moon cakes?"
Moon Lord Rabbit spread his hands: "What else can she do if she doesn't make moon cakes? Sister Chang'e can only do this kind of craftsmanship. The other things she has cooked are dark dishes. I don't think she can mix in the world without making moon cakes."
Xu Maomao thought to herself, does she know that you are so rude to her...
Shen Yu and Xu Maomao had to reluctantly keep up with this jade rabbit's thinking, and then they began to think openly about which moon cake came from Fairy Chang'e.
Since it was made by Chang'e, it must be delicious. Since it is delicious, it should be made big.
So the normal idea is to start with the more famous moon cakes. Famous moon cake brands in China include Daoyao Village, Meixin, Tianlun Sandalwood Building, Yuanzu Star and so on.
What makes Yueye Rabbit stronger than other fairy beasts is that it can understand Chinese characters. After Shen Yuluo listed these ten moon cake brands, he set his sights on Yuanzu Starry Sky: "Sister has always been I can’t live in the Moon Palace now, but my instinct is definitely to yearn for the starry sky, so this is probably the case. As for other villages and towns, they are not noble enough, and my sister is not the kind of fairy who is down-to-earth, so it can be ruled out.”
Shen Yu said hello to Yuanzu's people. The advantage of the second generation of Fu Fu Fu came again. As soon as I heard that the son of the Shen family wanted to eat moon cakes, and their descendants happened to be in City B, they said that they would make moon cakes by themselves, and they were delivered quickly.
Very delicate, traditional Cantonese-style five-renal barbecued pork filling, but Yueye Rabbit just took a reserved bite: "It's not my sister's."
Shen Yu was a little curious: "How did you tell the difference?"
"Sister's moon cakes will have a smell."
Xu Maomao: "What kind of breath?"
Yue Yetu looked proud of "Tremble, mortal": "Noble breath."
"..." The noble atmosphere of the god tam, but it also makes sense, after all, it is a fairy.
Shen Yu had to change his mind. Maybe it should not be a big brand, but a hidden private custom studio. Unfortunately, this season, private custom orders are all kinds of cakes and desserts. Who will make moon cakes for you! Although special customization can be made at a high price, even Shen Yu takes a few days to contact all the brands.
Because Yueye Rabbit couldn't complete the confession in the short term, and he had nowhere to go, so he had to follow Shen Yu home shamelessly.
So when Xiaoguan and the clerk saw the immortal Xiaosheng who had been in the office for a whole afternoon was pushed into the car by Shen Yu with a black face, they all held their faces: "The manager wants to take him home for the night?"
"It's not easy, our manager finally got married, ah, no, he finally got a wife!"
"Handsome guys like to make fun these days. Fortunately, we have seen through the red dust... Hahaha!"
If Shen Yu heard the brains of these rotten daughters, she would probably doubt who she had recruited.
After returning home, Yueye Rabbit was very excited when he saw the seven-story cat climbing frame in the living room, and said to Xu Maomao, "Little cat, can I climb?"
Xu Maomao was speechless: "Can Rabbit Ji climb a shelf?"
"Why can't Rabbit?" After Yue Ye Rabbit finished speaking, bursts of white light appeared all over his body, and he turned into a snow-white rabbit in the blink of an eye.
This rabbit is really beautiful. The four legs are strong and strong. The whole body's fur is longer, softer and whiter than ordinary rabbits. The eyes are like rubies, and there is a bright red tin on the forehead. What distinguishes it from other rabbits the most is that after it takes shape, it is surrounded by clouds and mist, and it does not look like a common pet.
More than Xu Maomao, even Shen Yu couldn't take his eyes off it.
The rabbit was probably accustomed to other people's gazes and was not affected at all. After obtaining Xu Maomao's consent, it jumped up to the first floor of the climbing frame happily.
“(*@ο@*) Wow~ Furry is so fun!”
Yueye Rabbit jumped on it twice, and then jumped all the way up. This climbing frame is specially made. In addition to the treads with twine, there are also rounded wooden decorations. As soon as it sees the bare wood, its teeth-grinding instinct is awakened and it bites excitedly.
It seems that the cat toy has already convinced this jade rabbit from the sky, and it is so much fun to see it play!
When he climbed to the top floor, Yueye Rabbit saw a bag and pulled it curiously with his paws. Xu Maomao called from the bottom, "Mr. Yutu! That one can't be touched casually!"
"Gee, what?"
Moon Lord Rabbit was still very polite, and when he heard that he couldn't touch it, he immediately retracted his paws, but he couldn't help sniffing.
"Gee! This taste is a bit familiar!"
Hearing what it said, Xu Maomao also climbed to the top floor in twos and threes, took the bone out and put it on the pedal. Since the first time I took it home from the Caucasus, this bone has been kept in the bag. Today is the second time I took it out. I didn't expect to see it today, and its appearance has changed a lot. .
When I first got it, it was obviously grayish-yellow, but now it has turned into a brilliant white, as smooth as jade, but warm to the touch.
"How did it become like this!" Xu Maomao said in surprise.
"It smells..." Rabbit Ji lowered his head and sniffed carefully.
"Is it really the skeleton of some big guy?" Xu Maomao asked in a low voice.
Rabbit shook his head and nodded again, it smelled for a while, then suddenly stopped, leaned over to Xu Maomao and smelled it hard.
It says: "It kinda smells like you..."
Xu Maomao said in horror, "It can't be my bones!"
Rabbit: "I just said it's a bit like, don't get excited. Besides, even if it is really related to you, it should be related to the cat you are possessing. Don't join in the fun."
Xu Maomao breathed a sigh of relief. Isn't his physical body still waiting to be separated from Black Lightning? But what about the Oscars? Could it be that this is Oscar's cat mother skeleton
Yutu smelled it for a while, and said to himself: "It has been dead for many years at least, even if it is related to you, it will not help. It is time to reincarnate early, don't worry about it, but to be immortal for so many years, it shows that the original owner of the bone is a fairy. , you have to keep it well, maybe one day it will bring you immortal fate."
Xu Maomao nodded and suddenly had an idea: "What would happen if I practiced beside it?"
"Do more with less."
When Xu Maomao heard this, he secretly decided to carry it on his back when he meditated.
In the evening, Shen Yu made pilaf for Xu Maomao. Considering that there was a rabbit, he made a honey-roasted carrot. At first, Yueye Rabbit was very hypocritical and shouted that he was a fairy rabbit who only eats moon cakes. After the first mouthful of honey carrots, I could not extricate myself, and almost gnawed the stainless steel tray into my stomach.
Although Mr. Jade Rabbit is a guest at home, Xu Maomao has no time to accompany him tonight, because his one million manuscripts will be used up in the next few days. His article is the full text of the manuscript as always, but as a responsible author, Xu Maomao will also write a lot of extras to satisfy readers who are waiting to feed, so he did not stick with Shen Yu that night, but squatted in front of the computer. Use voice software to code words.
Because it was the first time he descended to the mortal world, the rabbit had a strong interest in everything in the mortal world, including Xu Maomao's boring voice code time, he listened with great interest. This article by Xu Maomao involves the background of cultivating immortals. He hasn't written it for a long time, and his writing is a bit blunt. Yutu said: "How about I come to open up your mind?"
Xu Maomao asked curiously, "How?"
"Tell you about the gossip of the fairy world."
Xu Maomao smiled wryly, he is a cultivator, not a pure immortal, but Mr. Yutu probably wants to talk, anyway, he is also a man, just listen to it, maybe his brain holes will really collide into a god, and he said. : "Okay, then tell me."
"What do you want to hear, kitten?"
Xu Maomao thought about it and asked, "Does the calamity really exist?"
"Of course, if you want to get out of the Six Paths of Reincarnation, you have to pay a price."
"Have you also experienced a catastrophe?"
"Me?" Yutu shook his head, "No, I directly ate the elixir to become immortal, but most of the monsters are not as lucky as me, and they have to go through six or nine or nine thunder tribulations when transcending the calamity, so they usually go through the calamity. Everyone will prepare a lot of magic weapons before... Well, your bone is a good material, you can make a very powerful magic weapon by building it."
Xu Maomao understood, it seemed to be similar to the information he had obtained.
"If you need it in the future, you can ask the nihilistic Miaojun in the group for help. The level of its refining is okay."
Xu Maomao spread out her hands, thinking that she should not need it.
"However, it is easy for monsters to overcome calamity, because their bodies are relatively strong, and they can withstand thunder calamities with a bit of hard work. Human races are much more difficult to overcome calamities than us, because the human race's flesh is relatively fragile. Catastrophes are also varied. , It is said that the most difficult thing to overcome is love calamity, and the seven emotions and six desires are the biggest obstacle to their ascension." Yutu flicked his long ears and put on the shape of Amitabha Buddha, "So the monks in the world are the easiest to soar, and love calamity is not just love. , greed is also a kind of love calamity.”
"Love robbery," Xu Maomao's mind turned to the other side, "Does Lao Lao really exist?"
Yutu: "It really exists, Brother Yue is a handsome guy." After saying that, he touched the moon cake bump on his chest, entered the chat group and sent a photo to Xu Maomao, "Look, I took a candid photo. U-shh, don't tell anyone."
While thinking about who else I could tell, Xu Maomao opened his dialog box, and saw a man wearing red clothes in the wind. The shooting angle was very clear, as if the photographer was hiding in a corner. One can imagine how hard it was when Jade Rabbit was filming.
"Uh, very handsome." But there is a sense of distance, even wearing a beaming red shirt, he still looks cold.
Yutu excitedly corrected: "Very? How can you describe his heroic appearance! Brother Yue is the most beautiful man in the world! You don't know how many fairies in the entire fairyland like him, but he clearly..."
Halfway through the conversation, it suddenly stopped, as if a little sad: "Yue Lao can't be moved by ordinary people. Once he is moved, the marriage in the whole world will be messed up. This is a bug in the Heavenly Court system and cannot be repaired for the time being."
So old age = old age alone
Jade Rabbit said again: "I can help you to see the red line on your finger, do you want to turn into a human figure and let me give it to you?"
Although he was very excited, Xu Maomao still shook his head, and he had to waste a bottle of transformation potion at a time. He now has an hour's share of the smallest bottle, which is too extravagant.
"Then why don't I help you see your shit shovel officer?"
Xu Maomao's eyes lit up.
As a result, after Yutu finished speaking, he muttered cowardly: "Cousin warned him not to provoke him, I will take a look at you in the future when I have a chance, and see who he will lead... Hee hee, maybe he really pulls you. ." In the mortal world to open the eyes of the sky to divination, one needs to directly cast spells on the object being divination, and it is difficult to be completely unconscious with Jade Rabbit's skill.
"Meow." Xu Maomao licked his paws. He was inexplicably confident about this, and he always felt that he and Shen Yu were a match made in heaven. After thinking for a while, he asked again: "I heard that immortals can't fall in love?"
Isn't that how it is played on TV? If any immortal is moved by the mortal heart, he has to strip his immortal membership and go to the human world for labor reform.
Yutu nodded: "Of course not before, but now Xianjie has drafted the "Immortal Marriage Law", and maybe you will be able to fall in love legally soon, and you will no longer have to send it to the lower realm to reform through labor."
Xu Maomao thought that this immortal world was quite advanced with the times.
"Do you know why not?" Yutu asked again, before he could answer, he explained, "Because of Sister Chang'e's struggle."
Xu Maomao asked suspiciously, "Chang'e?"
"My sister wanted to fall in love with Houyi, the Phoenix man, and would rather abandon her immortal heritage and go down to earth. The Queen Mother punished her for ten times of catastrophe, and asked her to be more in love with Houyi than Jin Jian in every life to achieve perfection. She has reached the tenth life, and as long as this life is successful, there is hope for the "Fairy World Marriage Law" to be passed quickly."
Xu Maomao's chin almost dropped because of these heavenly secrets.
Seems to know the sky! But this is gossip in the heavens, and it has nothing to do with him as a mortal.
"So you came..." Xu Maomao paused, "Is it to promote the passage of the Marriage Law?"
Yutu nodded: "Yes, but with my sister's deep affection, I should be able to cultivate successfully without me. I just came down to welcome her back to Guanghan Palace."
Chang'e's topic passed quickly after chatting, and Yutu told him a lot of other anecdotes. What's wrong with Erlang God? Fengshen Junlang is actually a big guy, Tianpeng is a woman disguised as a man, and the dragon girls have recently gathered together. Chasing the little white dragon...
Xu Maomao was stunned, and suddenly his brain was opened, and he wrote his own story as Gongshou, soaring together and falling in love, and by the way, he gave birth to a pig. After writing, he looked at it for a while, and suddenly felt the same as shi, so he had to hide it in the hard drive and dare not put it in the manuscript box to publish.
Yutu was idle when he was coding, and he borrowed a tablet from Shen Yu and read his column with relish.
Xu Maomao's column is tens of millions of words, and there are piles of early black history. Among them, the three bursts of the maiden work are all the ancient style of the kind of robbing, scum attacking the cheap. There is an aphrodisiac bridge that was very popular in the early years. Yutu was amazed and relished, while recording this bridge. He decided that after finding Chang'e and Houyi, if Houyi dared to reject Sister Chang'e, he would use this trick on them!
Yutu stayed at Shen Yu's house for several days. During the period, other brands of moon cakes customized by Shen Yu were also delivered one after another, but without exception, they were not what he wanted.
Seeing that the Chinese New Year is approaching, Shen Yu's dream of keeping the new year with Xu Maomao is likely to be shattered by this fairy-like light bulb, so he has stepped up the collection of moon cakes.
The physical purchase of moon cakes is too slow and the scope is too small. Shen Yu simply learned to shop online and spent hundreds of thousands to order all the moon cakes that can be bought on the entire network. , all sent to the Valley of the Wind Pet Shop.
Yutu thinks that he is bored with a rabbit at home, and insists on going to the pet store with Xu Maomao to town house. He turned into a prototype, hid the fairy energy and the red tin on his forehead, and turned into a white rabbit that was a little more beautiful than ordinary rabbits. He quietly stayed in the office of the pet store and ate moon cakes, while Xu Maomao was right next to him. .
Dozens or hundreds of boxes of mooncakes are delivered by express every day, and Yueye Rabbit eats a small bite per box.
It can be said that all the famous manufacturers in China have eaten all over the country, and Mr. Yutu still has not found the target.
But there is a strange law in the world, that if you walk through iron shoes, you will find nowhere, and you can get it without any effort. Some things don't appear when you look for them very hard, and when you give up, they come out again.
They bought almost all the moon cakes they could buy, but it was an accident that they found Chang'e.