When he came to the fat uncle's house, Mr. Yutu was on the verge of fainting again.
His imaginary Sister E, even if the residence is not as splendid as the Guanghan Palace, she should be well-organized and the windows are bright and clean, but the pig's nest in front of her is a small and very dilapidated cage-like house with no decent storage furniture, no matter how you clean it up They were all crowded, and there was almost no lighting at all. A dim yellow light bulb was on all day long, but the wind kept leaking from nowhere. The stove had to be heated to keep warm, and the smell in the room could be described as pungent.
Chang Bao knocked the door frame crooked when he entered the door because he was too fat. When he re-tightened the crumbling door frame, he saw the two of them standing dumbfounded, and said enthusiastically: "Sit, sit—"
But there is no place to sit, because there is only one chair, and the chair has only three legs. You can maintain balance by standing against the wall. It is estimated that once you sit down, it will fall apart.
The only place to sit is the bed. However, a large quilt was raised on the bed, and it was obvious that someone was asleep.
Chang Bao walked over and patted lightly, waking up the person on the bed.
"Ayi, there are guests!"
The quilt shook, and then a bony middle-aged woman got up. Her hair was messy and covered her face. After sitting up, she lifted her bangs with her withered hands, and pushed it behind her ears to reveal a... disfigured face, her skin as thin as a skeleton was covered with a large piece of burnt flesh. , which at first glance is astonishing. In addition to her terrifying appearance, she looked really weak, her cheeks were sunken, her lips were purple, and she didn't know if it was cold or hollow, and she grinned shyly when she saw them, revealing her missing front teeth.
"Introduce, this is my wife, Hou Yi." Although his wife was a little ugly, the fat uncle was quite proud. After introducing his family, he introduced Hou Yi to the guests he met on the road just now. When he mentioned Shen Yu The key point is that the big boss Yunyun made this thin woman so frightened that she hurriedly scooped up the quilt and made room for them to sit down.
Several people did not move.
Hou Yi... Could it be Hou Yi?
Hou Yi, who was born with the power to pull the sun bow, was actually reincarnated as a woman, not to mention a woman who looked so frail and sickly!
Moon Lord Rabbit rolled his eyes and stood dazed for several seconds in shock. The punishment from the Queen Mother was terrible!
"You, tell me about your situation..." Yue Ye said with a rabbit-like air.
Chang Bao: "What? Do you want to know how we make zongzi?"
"No, just talk about your usual life."
Although this question is a bit strange, Chang Bao has never met a big client. Basically, they answer whatever they ask. Gradually, Shen Yu and the others figured out the couple who were reincarnated by the gods.
I have to say that Chang'e and Hou Yi lived very hard.
Hou Yi's reincarnation - Hou Yi's legs are disabled, her right cheek is disfigured, her body is very weak, she can even pant for the simple manual work of making rice dumplings, and she said that she can help wash rice, but it is only symbolic. Pulling and pulling is basically just watching, and sometimes he will suffer from inexplicable illnesses, will coma, scream, and go crazy destroying everything at hand, and he can't even eat by himself. Basically, her daily life is a capitalized life that cannot take care of herself, almost like a baby, not as cute as a baby.
By the way, the reincarnation of Hou Yi, she is still infertile, and the two have been married for decades and have nothing to do.
- Of course, this is not nonsense, Hou Yi is a man, and only ghosts can be born.
As for Chang'e-Chang Bao, they only make zongzi, but they are not very good, and they can barely make ends meet with all their income. Although he is fat, his physical fitness is good. He originally wanted to do part-time jobs, but he couldn't do without his giant baby wife at home, so it could be said that he didn't have any savings. In the whole city of B, there may not be a more desolate couple than them.
Even so, the two of them are still dreaming that one day they can save money to be a test-tube baby...
Yue Yetu listened, her eyes red from crying, and she couldn't help hugging Fatty: "Sister E, you have worked so hard, you are so, so difficult, but you still have to take care of the waste brother Houyi!"
He spoke in a crying voice, and he couldn't hear it very clearly, but the fat man was frightened and wanted to struggle, but the little boy didn't know what was going on.
"Meow!" Rabbit, calm down, be careful to break the secret and you will be punished for another lifetime.
"Ah, yes, you can't let the boss know." Yueye Rabbit wiped his tears and loosened the fat man. When everyone didn't know why, his eyes suddenly glowed red, and he shouted: "Blind the sky! "
In the next second, the red dan on the forehead actually floated out of the body, and the red dan exploded, turning into layers of mist to cover the small room, and the sound of the traffic outside could not be heard in an instant, as if entering a different dimension.
Then the rabbit shot a red light at the middle-aged woman that Hou Yi turned into, hitting her forehead, and she fainted instantly. into the fat man's wide open mouth.
As soon as it touched his lips, the marshmallow turned into smoke and entered his mouth.
The fat man had a choked expression, his eyes filled with blue mist.
"Sister E, wake up." Yue Ye Rabbit said softly.
After a while, Fatty's eyes regained clarity, and when his eyes touched the Moon Lord Rabbit, he was extremely stunned: "Little Rabbit!"
"Sister E!"
"Little Rabbit!"
Fatty's huge body hugged him, and this time it was his turn to hold the Moon Lord Rabbit in his arms, only to find that the top of his belly almost flew the rabbit.
"Little Rabbit, this is me?" The fat man looked down, and was immediately frightened by his body shape, "I, how did I become so fat!"
"Sister, don't panic, you are going through a calamity. This is just a container for your reincarnation. It doesn't matter, you can go back when the tenth life is complete!" Yue Yetu quickly comforted.
Only then did Chang'e remember that she was going through a calamity. Every time she completed her life, she would keep her memory, so her memory was complete, but it was temporarily hidden when she was reincarnated. But this is the case, when she saw her fat body, she was still hit hard.
She blinked her eyes, and the tears fell one after the other. As a result, the fat on her face was too crowded, and she cried so much that it was called ravines.
Some beauties with facial expressions look like pear blossoms and rain, but the fat uncle is really a bit... spicy eyes.
"...Sister E, my technique to cover the sky and cover the sun is only for a quarter of an hour. We can't talk for too long. Let's talk properly first." Yue Ye Tu resisted the urge to cover his eyes and reminded helplessly.
Chang'e wiped away her tears and nodded, "Yeah." Her eyes fell on Shen Yu and Xu Maomao again, and she asked with some doubts, "Who are these two?"
"Huang's friends, they know it's okay, they are very strict." Yue Yetu reassured, thinking that no one would believe it even if it was not strict, and that the body named Xu Maomao was still in the hands of Black Lightning. , he wouldn't worry about anything.
Fatty covered his face in shame: "Woo, I didn't expect others to see me like this, I'm shameless to be a fairy."
Chang'e herself must be shy and moving by doing this, but with her current look...
Shen Yu suddenly said: "There are many beautiful skins, but very few interesting souls, you don't need to care."
When he said this, he was looking at Xu Maomao, but he had already comforted Chang'e.
She looked at Shen Yu, and when her eyes were fixed on Shen Yuying's handsome face, she felt that he was a little familiar, like... Where have you seen it before
It's a pity that her mana is now sealed, otherwise she will definitely be able to see some way.
"Sister E, tell me about the circumstances of your life."
Chang'e retracted her gaze and sighed: "That's it, a hard life, a cumbersome lover, a burden that almost weighs people down... But this life has been calculated, and there are two lives before I was reincarnated as a livestock and poultry, Brother Yi must not marry for the rest of his life in order to accomplish his mission."
"Move, animal?" Yue Ye Rabbit said in surprise.
"I've been a chicken and a duck, and it's the food he raised. God knows how I got over it."
Chang'e couldn't help wiping away her tears, "Fortunately, Brother Yi still has the instinct to love me. When he slaughtered all the chickens and ducks, except for me, there was even a year of harvest without famine. He would rather eat soil than treat me. Hands-on, delicious food and delicious food will serve me until my old age. Fortunately, chickens and ducks have very short lifespans, otherwise I don’t know what to do…”
Reincarnated as a lover's reserve grain, you have to worry about the experience of being slaughtered by your lover. Although it is very sad, for some reason, everyone wants to laugh when they hear it.
Therefore, in comparison, Chang'e and Houyi in this life are indeed much happier than before, even though they have changed their natures and are still poor. However, Yue Ye Tu was still very distressed. He did some calculations, and even more frowning: "Sister E still has twenty years to endure in this life."
"Just let it go. It's hard work, but I have a very good relationship with Brother Yi." Chang'e had regained her memory, and was about to habitually stroke the long hair that should have been hanging on her shoulders, but she found that she was short.
Shen Yu looked around at the difficult environment in the house, and somehow suddenly thought of his parents. His parents were in a bad relationship. It started with a business crisis at home. Of course, it was resolved safely. But at the time, both of them felt that they couldn't get over it. Human emotions are completely destroyed. So he somewhat admired Chang'e and Hou Yi for living so hard, but their relationship was not annihilated. It was obvious that they were only mortals at this moment, and there was such a big difference between mortals and mortals
It was rare for Shen Yu to be moved.
"Sister E, don't be afraid, stick to it for twenty years, and you will be able to be with Hou Yi upright." Yueye Rabbit cheered her on.
Chang'e smiled: "Even if I didn't recover my memory, I never thought about giving up Brother Yi, let alone recovering my memory now."
"...Gee," Yue Ye Rabbit's eyes fluttered, and he said honestly after a while, "Sister, you will lose your memory again soon."
"why?"
"Qingyun marshmallows can only temporarily awaken your memory, and once the 'covering the sky and covering the sun' is over, your memory will be sealed again," Yue Yetu sighed, "Otherwise, the Queen Mother will find out, I'm afraid she will punish you again. ."
Chang'e blinked and said firmly: "It's okay, I have the confidence to stay with Brother Yi."
Yue Ye Rabbit said angrily, "You have confidence, what if Hou Yi would always give up on you!"
Chang'e smiled: "He? He can only rely on me to take care of him now."
Everyone looked at the unconscious thin woman on the bed in unison, and it seemed that Sister E was right.
"Hmph, this troublesome Phoenix man!" Yutu was still very unconvinced, and took out a few pink marshmallows from his arms, "If he dares to reject you and torture you, use this to confuse him!"
Chang'e blushed when she saw the cotton candy: "Little Rabbit, why did you bring the Heavenly Court Aphrodisiac too!"
Jade Rabbit: "A small flower can be loved for a few days and nights. I will save one for my sister to treat him at that time! For example, if he thinks about it, you won't give it, hum! Or talk about him in reverse! !" Because this pseudo-white rabbit was too open-mouthed, it was automatically silenced.
Chang'e: "..."
Shen Yu & Xu Maomao: ... I seem to know something that I shouldn't know...
Chang'e: "...Little Rabbit, why did you learn so badly?"
Jade Rabbit pointed at Xu Maomao: "It's written like this in his novels. I think this method is good. In the world, it's called Overlord to bow hard."
Xu Maomao took the blame for no reason, and waved his small paws with a flushed face and said, "Don't read my few black histories again! Besides, I don't have that much talk at all!"
Shen Yu's eyes darkened secretly, thinking to himself: Overlord is hard to bow? I feel good too...
The formation of covering the sky and covering the sun will soon disappear, and Chang'e will be temporarily sealed from memory. She twisted her chubby body, reluctantly said goodbye to Yutu, and then bowed to Shen Yu: "Thank you. You take in my little rabbit and cat, thank you for playing with him."
Shen Yu said sternly: "I'm afraid your next life will not be very good. Is there any way to improve it?"
Yueye Rabbit shook his head: "My identity cannot interfere too much with my sister's life, otherwise it will attract attention from above."
"What if it came from my help? I'm a mortal, shouldn't I violate your regulations?" Shen Yu asked.
Moon Lord Rabbit: "Maybe, but it has to be justified. You can't give your sister a lot of money for no reason at once, right? This kind of windfall is very bad merit."
Shen Yu said lightly: "I have a way."