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Chapter 57: Fanwai · Sister E x Brother Yi 2 (Careful entry)

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Not long after the shell was broken, Chang'e finally received the Queen Mother's fairy voice, and she almost cried to death after hearing it. It turned out that the condition for her to complete the task in this life is that Hou Yi must not marry for the rest of her life!

Although the Queen Mother kindly reminded that Hou Yi in this life can only live to twenty-eight years old, he is twenty years old now, and eight years will be enough.

But the difficulty has not decreased at all, because Brother Yi is in this remote and remote village, it is an out-and-out village grass, poor is a little bit poor, but I can't help the village girl's eyes not blind, Brother Yi came out to buy a piece of tofu, people The girl fell in love at first sight.

In order to make a date with the village grass, the matchmakers are almost crushing the threshold of his house!

Brother Yi's mother urged him to go on a blind date, but Hou Yi was very ambitious, so he said to his mother: "Mother, my mind is not on this right now, I want to raise the chicken well, earn more money, and wait until we have a big house. to marry a daughter-in-law.”

It has to be said that Hou Yi is also a young man with aspirations.

Hou Yi not only talked about it, but also really began to take good care of this nest of chicks.

Chang'e is the weakest of the chickens, and because she retains her memory, she has no face to compete with these ignorant little beings, and her weight always lags behind.

But it was also a blessing in disguise, and the young aspiring young Yi noticed her!

At first, Hou Yi only fed it alone. Later, when he saw that it was cute and well-behaved, he occasionally brought it into the room to tease.

Chang'e seized the opportunity every time and tried her best to express herself. Hou Yi said that the east would never go west, and the water must be drunk obediently. At the same time, she also pays attention to hygiene. Everyone says that chickens and ducks stink. She is worried that the smell on her body will smother the shit shovel officer. , rub the sweet flower juice on the feathers.

It is clean, has colorful feathers, and has a floral fragrance. It has become a little fairy among the chickens, and has become Hou Yi's favorite chicken without any suspense!

Hou Yi also gave it a name, which is precisely "Little Fairy".

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However, it was an accident that really helped Chang'e consolidate her position. There were too many matchmakers, and there were always one or two that the Houyi family couldn't refuse.

"Little fairy, little fairy, the girl I want to meet today is Wang Cuihua from the landlord's house at the entrance of the village, but I don't like her. You are so smart. You should come out and scare her a few times, so I have a reason to avoid her." Hou Yi half-jokingly put her in his pocket and really took her on a blind date.

When Chang'e heard it, it was good, and she didn't have the chance to disappoint him at all. She made a lot of noise during the blind date that day, and even went to peck the Wang Cuihua. Want to grab a man from my sister E? dream!

Sister E's posture suddenly changed from a chicken to an eagle, and Wang Cuihua was scared off on the spot, but Hou Yi didn't mean to punish the chicken at all, and said that it was his favorite fairy chicken, and only if it agreed with him would he Fall in love with that girl.

Everyone in the village said: The son of the back family pets chickens to the point of fainting. Could it be that it is a swan

Of course, Chang'e grew up day by day. In the end, she did not become a white swan, but a beautiful... Luhua chicken.

Due to the trouble of this Luhua chicken, the stupid Hou Yi was puzzled by the style, and the back family was really poor, so the matchmaker finally stopped a lot.

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A few months later, Chang'e ushered in her first big event in horror.

She has an egg!

The specific process is hard to describe. In short, when she found the round and still warm egg behind her, the whole chicken was stiff like a wooden chicken, and it was very immortal. She happened to be in Hou Yi's house when the egg was laid.

Chang'e's first reaction was of course to hide, what a joke, she is also a fairy! How can a fairy be so rich to lay eggs!

It's a pity that Brother Yi has already seen the egg. He picked it up in surprise and looked at Chang'e as if he saw a great hero: "Little fairy, you have laid an egg!"

Chang'e could not wait to find a seam to get in, but Brother Yi was so happy, because in this batch of chicks, Chang'e was the first to lay eggs!

Unexpectedly, the little fairy whose body size is better than the other chicken sisters, Xiao Qiao, came out on top. Hou Yi held the egg, as if he was holding his eldest son, with bright eyes!

Then that night, this precious egg entered Brother Yi’s stomach. When it was over, he rewarded the eggshell and said to Chang’e, “Little fairy, eat more eggshells to make up for it, and try to get another one tomorrow. The eggs are delicious."

"..."

Chang'e rolled her eyes and felt that her view of immortality had been severely impacted. From then on, something in her soul shattered into pieces.

She swore that if she lay eggs tomorrow, she would hold back! If you can't hold it back, eat it secretly after you finish it!

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But Sister E's shame was quickly shattered by another incident.

Her chicken sisters started laying eggs one after another not long after she laid eggs, but there were one or two that had no eggs, so Hou Yi and his mother went to touch the belly of the chicken, his mother said : "This chicken is useless, there are few eggs."

Then, Chang'e watched Hou Yi neatly pick up the chicken, and it didn't take long for the chicken to become dinner that night.

Chicken stew with mushrooms, very tender. Chang'e herself likes this dish very much, but... Now, she is one of the chickens who are very likely to be slaughtered! ! !

Chang'e began to panic, and the chickens also seemed to have a premonition, and the whole chicken coop was enveloped in a tense atmosphere. And at this time, the time to test them has come. Obviously eating the same whole grains, some chickens can live, and some chickens can't, so the ones that can't live will be served again at the table of the mother and son in a few days— White-cut chicken, served with a dipping sauce of sesame, coriander, minced garlic, and soy sauce, is also a very fragrant and delicious meat dish.

At this moment, Sister E doesn't dare to hold back anymore, it's the right way to save her life!

Fortunately, her fertility is like a plug-in. She lays eggs every day, and the eggs are big and round. The mother and son can't finish them, so she saves them and sells them to increase a lot of income. Much more beautiful.

There is a saying in the world that the mother is more expensive than the child, and our sister E, the chicken is more expensive than the egg, and finally officially established the status of the palace of the Houjia Yu family, and loves the crown of the chicken coop...

If I love you, I have to lay eggs for you, especially one is not enough, I have to lay double-yolked eggs, goodbye manually!

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It's a pity that the drought did not take long to be beautiful, and the haze of famine shrouded the entire small village.

Misfortunes do not come singly because Hou Yi's mother is still ill. Brother Yi has to sell her property and ask a husband to treat her. The young chicken brothers and sisters are the quickest to be shot, and later even the mother chicken is not spared. Too strong, stay for his mother to supplement nutrition.

However, the old mortal failed to fight the disease in the end, and was taken away by the King of Hell, leaving only Brother Yi alone.

Hou Yi lost a lot of weight and Chang E felt so bad for him that she even willingly hoped that he would slaughter herself to make up for her body, but Brother Yi didn’t know why he never did anything to her, and even if he had a bite to eat. She would leave some for her, and said kindly: "You are different from other chickens, how can you be willing to starve..."

Chang'e was so moved that she abandoned her morals. Hou Yi didn't have any extra grain to feed her, so she simply plowed the ground three feet and caught small insects to eat. Anyway, they were all reincarnated into chickens. Which chicken doesn't eat insects? snort!

I didn't expect those little bugs to be quite nutritious. Chang'e laid several double-yolk eggs in a row. She tasted the sweetness and became more and more fierce. Centipedes, grasshoppers and even snakes, as long as she could beat them, she would take a bite without hesitation. Peck to death!

In this way, through her own efforts, Sister E and Hou Yi successfully survived the three-year famine...

To love you is to lay eggs for you, no problem!

Therefore, Hou Yi did not eat this hard-working fairy chicken in the end. In the last few years, even if it stopped laying eggs and got old, he still served it until it closed its eyes. Yi became an outlier in the village, and he successfully fulfilled the task of not marrying for life - after all, no girl dared to marry a snake-like disease (funny).