That lion is definitely not a wild lion in the mortal world. Its feet are on auspicious clouds, its body shape is similar to that of a hill, its body is surrounded by fairy mist, and its fur is red like burning fire, which is very domineering.
The black cat has a solemn expression, its long tail is very straight, and the smooth black fur around its body glows with a halo. Compared with the swiftness of the lion, its every step is unhurried, but its introvertedness is still hard to ignore.
Shen Yu's head hurt when he saw them, he felt very familiar, and the two names were about to come out.
However, when these two majestic beasts walked up to the man with ink hair, they squatted respectfully, and the black cat also bowed to him and said clearly: "Meow."
The black long straight man: "Speak directly."
The lion opened his mouth and roared a few times, pointing his fingers, as if he was very anxious.
But the man understood, he frowned and raised his hand to signal them to be calm.
"I understand." The man stood up, put his hands behind him, walked back and forth for a while, and said solemnly, "I'll handle it myself, just step back."
The lion and the cat widened their eyes and purred their mouths. As a result, he was swept out of the hall with a wave of his hand, and then closed the stone door on the ground.
He was the only one left in the huge hall. I saw him clasping his hands together, slowly pulling out a ball of lightning intertwined with lightning, and throwing it lightly, the electric ball enveloped him. He closed his eyes tightly inside, his expression a little painful.
Shen Yu watched in disbelief as he electrocuted himself for a long time, until the electric light melted, and the man turned into a stone sculpture. Judging from the material, it seemed to be very similar to the stone statues of gods and beasts outside.
A bright little dot overflowed from this stone sculpture, paused for a while in the air, and suddenly swooped down like an arrow!
Shen Yu also flickered, and flew down with the spot of light at a speed comparable to a rocket. They passed through the clouds all the way, and the light flickered, because the screen flashed back too quickly, Shen Yu couldn't see how much had changed in the middle. The only thing I know is that the scene in front of me is definitely not the human world. The last scene is a piece of sea water. Shen Yu felt a strong sense of suffocation here. Although he doesn't need to breathe now, he still has the illusion of dying.
When it became more and more uncomfortable and painful, he heard a familiar voice again.
"Shen Yu, Shen Yu...!"
"Mr. Shen wake up!"
Shen Yu suddenly felt as if he fell to the ground, his consciousness returned to his body, he slowly opened his eyes, and his forehead was covered in cold sweat.
"Wake up, wake up!" Xu Maomao's enlarged cat face bit up, and licked his sweat beads boldly.
The voices of the boss and the leopard were also noisy at the same time, but Shen Yu was still a little awake at this time, and he couldn't hear what they were saying at all.
Seeing that his eyes were out of focus, the boss helped him well, and another man he had never seen took out a glass bottle the size of his thumb. This man had red hair that had been bitten by a dog, and his eyebrows were very delicate. He unscrewed the bottle cap and poured out a little of the oily green liquid inside, and then rubbed it on Shen Yuren with his fingertips.
Suddenly, a pungent mint smell suddenly jolted Shen Yu and came back to his senses.
—Damn the oleoresin flavor!
"Have a nightmare?" Qian Ling asked with a frown.
Shen Yu's voice was hoarse: "Who are you?"
"The front desk of our hotel." The boss explained.
"Shen Yu, why are you here?" Xu Maomao grabbed his collar and was a little worried.
Shen Yu vigorously wiped off the wind oil essence that everyone hates, and finally recovered a little bit of energy: "I see you will go downstairs if you don't come back... When I walked to the twelfth floor, I lost consciousness as soon as I came in."
Leopard looked at him silently, and suddenly said: "Human, did you just leave your soul?"
Everyone immediately turned to look at the tabby cat.
Leopard Leopard hesitated for a moment: "I'm not sure, but when he hadn't woken up just now, I clearly felt that his soul body was not in the flesh..."
Qian Ling agreed: "Little cat is right, the soul was indeed separated just now. Our hotel, because it is connected to all walks of life, will have different forces tearing the soul, and the human soul's adhesion is the weakest. The protection of the world is easy to overflow, tsk, that's why we don't let you run around, really!"
Xu Maomao tugged at Shen Yu fearfully: "That is, you are so old and still not obedient, is it not a good feeling to be A Piao?" If you are floating and being kept in captivity by some ghost, you will become a widowhood cat.
Shen Yu scratched at his dry little nose in disbelief, wanting to tell him that he had really drifted to a strange place just now, and even saw Su Yan and Black Lightning!
Together with the mansion, they all seemed familiar, but Shen Yu swore that apart from the last dream, he had never visited those places since he was a child, but everything, including the man, had an inexplicable sense of familiarity.
Who is he? What is the purpose of summoning yourself to the past
But Shen Yu didn't want Xu Maomao to worry about himself, so he didn't say it, he would find the answer by himself.
…
This time, the boss sent them back to the room collectively, and sent another bottle of Mengniu pure milk to Shen Yu, and said solemnly: "Mr. Shen, our milk is not ordinary milk, it has a powerful soothing effect, you are a human being, in Our hotel is more dangerous, please drink the milk."
Qian Ling: "The separation of the soul from the body is a major event. In fact, this milk is not for the body, but for the soul. It can make mortal souls return to their positions, and yin and yang become one."
Shen Yu didn't answer, and said with a pale face: "Thank you, no need." To be honest, he felt uncomfortable after drinking this milk.
Shen Yu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and turned to enter the room. He really wants to rest now, and his body is not tired, but he is mentally empty from the inside out.
The boss held the milk bottle awkwardly, Qian Ling scolded in a low voice, "This mortal doesn't know whether to live or die, let the ghost come out and eat him! With so much merit, it must be delicious!" He licked his tongue, "Actually I can eat people too~ I haven't eaten it for a long time, I really miss it."
Xu Maomao was frightened when he heard this, and hurriedly closed the door with his claws.
Shen Yu's face was really ugly, and he was sweating coldly all the time, but he still insisted on asking about Pu Xuan's affairs. After learning that he had been reincarnated, he nodded, and seemed to be satisfied with the end of the matter. Halfway through, both Leopard Leopard and Xu Maomao wanted to give him the milk, but he was very uncooperative. He pushed the milk away like a picky eater, smothered his face with a pillow and fell asleep, squinting half-sleepingly. The bed was full of paddling, trying to find the cat dumplings, and then I found the leopard and leopard on the side.
Leopard Leopard was just a little shy when he was picked up by him. Who knew that he had not been rubbed twice. Shen Yu realized that this was not his cat when he was unconscious. He sighed contentedly and fell asleep in his arms.
Leopard squatted on the edge of the bed aggrieved, and couldn't help but miss the cold little embrace of the little master just now.
—
The next day, Qian Ling personally came up to call morning.
Shen Yu regained his energy after a solid sleep. When he saw Qian Ling in a Chinese tunic suit, he pulled out a picture of Grandpa Mao from his pocket.
Qian Ling: "?"
"Tips," Shen Yu wondered, "don't you ever take it?" All the hotels he's been to have to tip the waiters.
Qian Ling: (*@ο@*) Wow~
Qian Ling took the red banknote tremblingly, and was a little excited: "This, this is really a banknote from the world!"
Shen Yu was a little amused: "Could it still be fake?"
"It's hard to say, there are many liars in your world." Qian Ling said the truth. But he didn't pick it up. "Our boss said that we don't charge RMB. You will know how to check out."
Entering the old-fashioned elevator, I don't know if the elevator disliked Qianling. First, I couldn't press the button for a long time, and then it made a shaky noise, and it finally sent them to the first floor without any problems. .
As soon as I got out of the elevator, I saw a man with heavy makeup standing at the front desk who was enslaving the young boss unceremoniously.
"Come on, how can you be so slow!"
"Come here!" The boss trotted to him, holding a basin of water with a towel draped in it.
"Where are you itchy?"
"Here!" The man with heavy makeup stretched out his hand vigorously, and along with his movements, his slender arms with heavy foundation were rustling off the powder.
The boss immediately twisted the towel, wiped it on his pale hands skillfully and quickly, and apologized while scrubbing: "I'm sorry, I had a lot of things last night, and I forgot to scrub you for a while..."
"Humph!" The man gasped heavily and raised his chin, "It's itchy here too."
The boss resolutely leaned forward and wiped it while blowing.
Shen Yu and Xu Maomao: "..."
For a while, they didn't even know what to complain about.
A man with heavy makeup.
A man who wears heavy makeup and sleeps without removing it.
A non-mainstream killer man who wears heavy makeup, sleeps without removing makeup, and enslaves his boss to remove his makeup early in the morning.
No, the key point is that this guy shouldn't be a man. Miaojun Niuwu said that apart from the owner of the hotel, he is not a human being, so he should be a smug non-human whose aesthetic level needs to be improved.
The poor boss has worked hard to wipe it many times, but the man's foundation is still very thick and thick, as if he hadn't washed it off.
As a little gaygay, although he doesn't wear makeup, Xu Maomao still knows a little common sense. He reminded in a low voice, "Maybe you should buy a bottle of cleansing oil..."
Hearing the words, the two of them, especially the one with heavy makeup, turned their heads viciously, even though the bangs blocked his eyes, they still felt two hostility shoot out from under his bangs.
Xu Maomao's brain lacks roots, and he ignores his hostility at all, and stubbornly adds: "Uh, if you have oily skin, it's more refreshing to use makeup remover."
"… "
Qian Ling joined in the fun and said, "So which brand is the best?"
Xu Maomao: "Ou Lai Duck."
Shen Yu pinched his paws: "Mao Mao, I'll buy you better men's skin care brands when you go back, don't use those anymore."
The boss also said stupidly: "Good idea, next time I will buy a few bottles online for you to try."
The heavy makeup man glared at him with gnashing teeth: "You send me off immediately!"
Well, the only security guard in the hotel got angry. The boss knew that he couldn't play any more, so he hurried to the front desk to settle the bill for Shen Yu and his party.
"Our hostel charges different fees for guests of different races." The boss said solemnly, "Two cat demons need to turn in the demon energy, one cat and one bite."
Leopard Leopard and Xu Maomao were stunned: "You can pay the demon energy? How?"
The boss winked at Qianling and said to them, "The first way is to be kissed by our front desk gentleman."
"This is sexual harassment." Shen Yu lowered his face, "What about the second way?"
"… oh, kiss me."
"Haha," Shen Yu took out his wallet, "One can pay 10,000 yuan, or you can pay by card and cash, you can do it."
The boss's eyes lit up when he saw the large amount of banknotes. He has never seen so much money since he opened the store, so various plans for renovation of dilapidated houses, exterior renovation plans, and purchase of snacks, etc., can only be stranded. Said he needed money urgently.
But the rules are the rules, the boss shook his head reluctantly: "No way, you can't leave the store without paying the corresponding things."
The man with heavy makeup on the side snorted coldly: "long-winded, I'll come."
As he said that, he walked over with his long legs. As he approached, Shen Yu and his party felt a pressure and breathlessness again inexplicably. The man exuded unpleasantness, even the bottom of his heart. Chilling breath.
He stretched out his pale hand and patted the heads of the two cats. At that moment, Xu Maomao felt a little soft in his body, as if some power had been sucked out of his body.
Shen Yu blocked, and suddenly felt that the arm he touched was very hard.
"Don't worry," the man hummed, "you can recover after a ten-minute rest, it's just a breath of demon."
Sure enough, ten minutes later, both cats were rejuvenated. Only then did Shen Yu settle the bill with confidence. He is a human, and he has never lived here before. The boss didn't know for a while whether he should give him a kiss, inhale or not. As a result, Qian Ling said: "Popularity means nothing to us, we just need to collect money."
The boss said with relief: "Then, then Mr. Shen will pay one hundred yuan."
In fact, although the appearance of this hotel is very dilapidated, the rooms inside are still good. It should be worth more than 500 yuan, so Shen Yu gave them a tip after paying 100 yuan. The boss and Qianling who got the tip were like children who got the gift, they were so happy that they were going to go around in circles.
"By the way, there is one more review that requires three evaluations and scores." The boss took out a form, which was marked with "Comprehensive Evaluation of Yin Yang Youth Travel Agency", and listed a series of evaluations including "Breakfast Evaluation, Bedding Evaluation" , sanitary conditions, labor services, decoration style” and so on.
breakfast? That's not true; the decoration style is also very scary, it's more like a haunted house than a hotel; manual service, oh, first of all, there is only one person, Qianling and the heavy makeup boss always see the end.
Although the shortcomings are already so obvious, the boss is still very cheeky: "Dear, please give a good review honestly~"
The heavy makeup man turned around hatefully, as if he couldn't stand him.
Most of Shen Yu gave three or four stars. He is a picky person. Three or four stars are actually very high for him, but the boss seems to be disappointed.
"Can't you give five points?" the boss whispered.
Shen Yu said calmly: "We must be rigorous and realistic."
"… "
Before leaving, the boss and Qian Ling solemnly instructed: "Although we exist objectively, please don't talk nonsense after Mr. Shen goes out. I'm afraid of attracting other people with ulterior motives to harass us."
Shen Yu nodded, he was never a talkative person.
"Welcome to come again next time!" Although he didn't give a five-point praise, after all, Dad Shen gave a generous tip, so the boss still welcomes them to spend again.
Who knew that when he was stepping out the door, a gust of wind suddenly rolled up in the hall.
A cloud of smoke curled up from the ground, and the more it gathered, the more it gathered, and finally it formed into a human form, which was the ghost king on the eighteenth floor.
"Wait!" The ghost king said, facing the two cats staring at him, he swallowed, leaned back, shrank behind the boss, and said tremblingly, "Little girl... Uh, that's what you call Pu Xuan. , he has been reincarnated, and the kitten can go to meet his reincarnation."
The author has something to say: Shen Yu: i hate fengyoujing!
Mao Mao: I can drink wind oil essence as water [doge]