"Okay, how to add?"
"That's it." The frog taught Xu Maomao to enter the chat interface step by step, and then scanned each other with their respective tokens. With a ding, Xu Maomao was delighted to find that there was an additional group on the bell interface, and the name of the green treasure was shining in the list. inside.
There are many names in the list of Emerald, which is also related to its frequent travels. The friends are all over the world, so don’t be too rich!
Adding a good friend, Emerald said excitedly: "Mao Da, let's take a photo together! By the way, there is that human, can you tell him I want to take a photo with him? I have never taken a photo with a human before. !"
Xu Maomao: "..."
This quack seems to be easy to cook on its own, and he was afraid that Shen Yu would bake it and eat it just now.
Lvbao raised his small camera and selfie stick, and took more than a dozen pictures in a row in the car. Shen Yu didn't have time to take a photo with it when he was driving, so he secretly took a photo of the handsome and compelling shit shovel officer. Because it was the first time to take a human vehicle, Emerald naturally saw everything fresh, and patted the driver's seat in a novel way, and even the cat-shaped pendant on the car also came to the Jiugongge Jiugongge, Xu Maomao more It is to become its most important model props to appear frequently.
Shen Yu went all the way, listening to the two small animals croaking and meowing, and finally slowly passed the high-speed pass that could block people and vomit blood. Unexpectedly, after driving for a long time, the rain became less, and the dark clouds overhead It also disappeared inexplicably, and a dazzling rainbow hung in the sky.
When the frog saw Yuqing, his eyes were sparkling: "Crack."
When he was 100 kilometers away from city B, he came across a rest stop, and Shen Yu decided to get off the car to make some repairs. He saw that Xu Maomao's hair was a little wet, so he borrowed a hair dryer from the staff in the station, and when he gently and carefully dried Xu Maomao's hair, those people envied: "Your cat is so good, my Mike Don't say good squatting, just seeing me with a hairdryer can scare me away."
Cats are naturally afraid of water, and taking a bath has always been the most troublesome problem for shit shoveling officers. Therefore, pet toy manufacturers also invented a narrow cage, which is specially designed to keep the cat owner in it and cannot move. In one go, but there are still soft-hearted shit shoveling officers who are reluctant to treat their masters like this.
And Shen Yu didn't have this trouble anymore. He glanced at Xu Maomao lightly, and said proudly, "Not only is he not afraid, he may also enjoy my bathing him."
Those eyes were meaningful, and the theoretical old driver Xu Maomao, who had driven many cars, immediately got what he meant, and rounded it up, maybe it was an invitation to have a bath in the future
Ahem, Shen Yu, can you tell me what you need to say before taking advantage of it!
Shen Yu wanted to give Lvbao a blow too, making Lvbao scream. Their frogs are amphibians, and their skin is breathable and must be kept moist at all times.
The staff were very curious when they looked at this emerald green frog. In their usual perception, frogs are ugly, but the color of the emerald is like the emerald cabbage in the museum. It's still so big, it's absolutely enough to just roast one (as if there's something wrong)... Of course, some people doubt whether the bright color is a poison frog, and no one dares to approach it.
Shen Yu opened the cans for Xu Maomao again, and bought a lot of snacks for frogs to choose from, and apologized, "I'm sorry I can't catch mosquitoes for you."
Green Treasure: "..." Actually, it is an omnivorous monster that can eat anything.
It loves mountain garlic pie though. After cherishing the gifts from human beings, Lu Bao respectfully shouted to Shen Yu, "Crack!"
Shen Yu: "?"
Xu Maomao: "Uh, it said to thank you, please give it your hand."
Shen Yu reached out to Lvbao without knowing the truth, Lvbao opened his mouth, stuck out his tongue and touched his palm lightly and quickly with the copper coin on the tip of his tongue: "Quack quack."
Human, in fact, your next business is going to be at a loss, but I have already applied to Jin Chan Dada for blessings. Jin Chan Dada will bless you with a prosperous year of wealth.
Xu Maomao dutifully translated this sentence to Shen Yu. Shen Yu stared at the small lump of viscous liquid on the palm of his hand with a complicated expression and slowly turned into a green light, which disappeared in a circle around his mouth. .
His next business is to open a pet hospital with Qiao Lingfeng. The two of them have been preparing for this plan for two years. Does it mean that it is still not a good time
Shen Yu frowned and slowly fell into contemplation. He never took it lightly at work.
After staying at the rest station for more than half an hour, Lvbao finally got his wish to take a photo with Shen Yu, and then when he returned to the car, it gave Xu Maomao a big hug.
"Huh, I won't go with you."
"Why? It's still more than 100 kilometers from City B."
Green Treasure said: "I want to take more photos for Brother Yu to bring back. There is a tall and long stone wall nearby. It is said to be famous. I haven't seen it yet."
Xu Maomao blurted out, "The Eighth Wonder of the World?"
"right!"
"Then you have to be careful, remember to replenish water from time to time, the wilderness there is relatively dry..."
Shen Yu didn't say anything when he heard that Lvbao refused to go with them. After all, it was just a brief encounter, and he didn't have a cold for frog pets, so he didn't hold back. But when Xu Maomao mentioned that the glass bowl of the big frog was smashed by a car just now, his mind moved, and he walked back to the mall to pick and choose on the shelves, and finally bought a lacquer bowl in the style of Ukiyo-e.
This bowl is lightweight, high quality, and beautiful, providing shelter from the wind and rain, as well as serving as a sunshade.
When Shen Yu handed the bowl to Lvbao, Lvbaoke was moved: "Ah, it's really insightful to come out. It turns out that humans not only want to eat us, but also people like you who help frogs for pleasure."
I think when Brother Yu said to it, "You are so warm and cute, you deserve to be treated gently by the whole world", but it was too thick for Brother Yu's filter!
Emerald carried this lightweight and high-end lacquer bowl, waved his green and white front paws at them, and promised: "I will also send you postcards! Mr. Cat, remember to visit me at the lotus pond when you have time! "
Xu Maomao also raised his claws and swung it like a lucky cat. After all, the Lvbao clan is responsible for wealth, this action can be said to be very appropriate!
Xu Maomao was really tempted by its proposal, and wanted to see that fish brother—of course, he was here to make friends and gain knowledge, and definitely not to eat it = =
One person and one cat continued on the road, Xu Maomao nestled beside Meimei and fell asleep, until she noticed that the car had stopped, rubbed her eyes and got up thinking she had reached the city, but she saw Shen Yuzheng staring straight ahead with a serious face.
"Meow?"
"Are you awake? Just in time, the toll station in front of you is blocked. I'll get out of the car and have a look. You stay here."
Xu Maomao stretched for a long time: "I'll go with you." He was tired from sleep, and he needed to move.
Shen Yu had no choice but to pick up the cat and go to the toll booth to ask.
"We can't do anything about it. Now there are many explosions in the urban area. It is suspected that some criminals are taking advantage of the chaos to come to B city to carry out illegal and criminal activities. The superior just issued a notice to martial law in the whole city, and all vehicles traveling from other places must be strictly inspected!"
Shen Yu showed his ID card: "I'm a local, can I go with you directly."
The little police officer carefully checked his ID and ran to check the car again.
"It's not a local car."
"It's rented by a car dealership, these are the license, driver's license, rental agreement..." Shen Yu dialed a number while checking him.
It didn't take long for the little police officer to receive a call from the senior officer. As soon as he heard it, his attitude towards Shen Yu became subtle, and he quickly said, "It turned out to be Mr. Shen, no problem, you can pass."
When he returned to the car and passed by leisurely, Xu Maomao couldn't help but look in awe: "A Yu, what exactly does your family do?"
Shen Yu wrote lightly: "My classmate happened to be in charge of this jurisdiction, just to say hello. Besides, this road is already passable, but just accelerated the process a little bit."
Xu Maomao looked back at the long train next door, thinking that there is a friend who can make the cars pass...
It turned out that during the storm, ball lightning appeared in many places in City B. Although no casualties were caused, many buildings were blown up. Ball lightning was originally a rare natural phenomenon, but with so many gatherings at one time, and the geographical location of City B is relatively sensitive, it is inevitable that the above will be interpreted nervously.
Moreover, the most intensive occurrence of ball lightning is in some relatively meaningful areas, such as the Paper Forbidden City, and the lotus pond, especially this lotus pond is the most frequent. I don’t know if it’s because the water source is too attractive to lightning. It is said that a large number of lightning balls submerged into the pond during the peak hours of the rainstorm, and a spectacle that was close to boiling occurred in the pond. Many fish jumped up and were blown away by the lightning balls. On the shore, they were kindly thrown back into the pool by nearby residents.
Now all the people from the Environmental Protection Bureau and the Forestry Bureau rushed to the lotus pond to evaluate the water quality and ecology, and caught many melon eaters who were trying to catch koi by the way.
Xu Maomao was stunned after reading the news: "Lotus Pond, isn't that the hometown of Lvbao?"
Shen Yu replied casually while packing his luggage: "Its little friend doesn't know if it was blown up or not."
"Nonsense, after all, it's a fine fish, it should be hiding at the bottom of the water." Xu Maomao said so, and still sent a message to Lvbao with some worry.
[Oscar]: The lotus pond has been a little unstable recently
[Green Treasure]: What's the matter? I'm almost at Qidaling!
Xu Maomao told Lu Bao about this.
[Green Treasure] I don't care: Brother Yu is very smart. In the past, human bombs dropped into the lake and did not cause us any harm. He has an air-raid shelter at the bottom of the lake, so he is not afraid.
Since it said so, Xu Maomao didn't want to be long-winded. The spring break is completely over, and he has to start the next plan again. The serialization of the old articles has been completed. This time he plans to serialize a supernatural novel about spirits and monsters. The task is to continue to broadcast live to netizens and earn more love points.
Netizens are all little goblins who like the new and hate the old, and have a three-minute popularity. Xu Maomao's live dancing has reached its peak some time ago, and now the popularity is rapidly fading, so he can no longer go the old way and must think of new ways to attract attention.
The photo of Green Treasure gave him inspiration. In this live broadcast, he boldly opened the microphone and held up the photo that Green Treasure gave him to the camera. He opened his mouth to the netizens for the first time:
"Hello everyone, my name is Oscar, this is my little friend Emerald."
When the clear and bright young voice stirred in the live broadcast room, netizens exploded!
[How fat four! The cat is talking!]
[This, this is the right mouth type]
[Haha, can you still play like this? There are a lot of anchor plays, so let's play it instead]
[Don't say, this mouth shape is very good, Oscar is also very cooperative]
Xu Maomao was so happy in his heart, he knew that he really spoke up, and this group of netizens wouldn't believe it. Instead, they suspected that the shit shovel officer was playing behind the scenes, so he spoke more confidently and boldly.
"My little friend usually lives in a lotus pond, but it has a heart that yearns for the sea, and has traveled thousands of kilometers to the seaside." Xu Maomao showed the photo of the emerald and crab to netizens. The huge frog Not to mention the appearance of the crab steak station.
[This frog is so big and beautiful, was it raised by the anchor?]
Xu Maomao said, "I raised it."
[Pfft, as expected of the master, what do you say]
[After 'want to lie to me to keep cats series', it was upgraded to 'also want to lie to me to keep quack series'?]
The rare and beautiful frog quickly attracted attention, and the number of people in the live broadcast room soared. Xu Maomao was always paying attention to the message board. When he saw a lot of people, he quickly opened his mouth to say hello to everyone. Terrible!
[Ah, I can't stand it, I'm going to slap the talking Oscar! Anyway, I am very close to your community, let me tell you that the anchor is great!]
[Save it upstairs, that community is under martial law, let's find an auspicious day to go to the Valley of the Wind to slap cats]
Xu Maomao said proudly: "Please let the civilization suck, I will not introduce it now."
The barrage is full of hahahaha, obviously it feels very fresh, after all, there are many cute animals, but this is the first time I have encountered a cat who can "chat" with netizens - even if they all think it is the anchor dubbing, but it can't be realistic!
[Ask weakly, is the big frog coming out?]
Xu Maomao: "The baby frog is still traveling." After saying that, Xu Maomao pretended to move the camera with his claws, showing that there were no big frogs in the house.
[Poof, I believe in your evil!]
[Ow, I'm going to eat the dried pot frog tonight, I don't think I will scare the cat master to death!]
Xu Maomao chatted with netizens for about ten minutes, but it was not a small talk. He firmly set the theme on Lubao. After all, to continue the "cat talk show", the anchors of each episode must have a clear theme. , just chatting can't last long.
At this time, he was really glad that he was an online writer, and he still had the ability to make up stories.
Shen Yu, who was working in a pet store, opened the live broadcast room in a hurry. After watching the content for just ten minutes, her back was sweating faintly.
This Xu Maomao is very courageous! Dare to play this kind of live broadcast? !
Fortunately, most of the naive netizens watched the excitement. If there were several research parties, Xu Maomao had to be sliced. In fact, Shen Yu was worried that Xu Maomao did not think about it. He installed a voice changer when turning on the microphone, and changed the sound line and transmission channel slightly to create the effect that the sound was emitted from another location. Don't be afraid.
A few days later, Xu Maomao's small photos and frog stories gradually spread to some bibs, and several media and marketing accounts continued to expand their influence and even made it to the hot search list.
Among them was a team of Sakura Country game teams. After seeing these jokes, Qi Qi gasped for breath—Moda, this idea... su go i!
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[Obtaining the favorite value from the girl who sucks the feet +2]
[Get the favorite value from the little green on the baby's head +5]
[Get the favorite value from やめて +100]
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Lu Bao, who was rushing to City B, was stunned:? ? ? When did Sajia become so popular
You must know that the love value is also a very valuable asset in the demon world. Generally, only cats, dogs, and squeaks have them. Because they are not popular in the pet world, they are not favored by many human races.
However, the innocent green treasure doesn't know that the current popularity is just an appetizer at this time. In a few months, it will become a mouse, a sugar duck, and a star who has swept the world after Kaidi...