As Qiao Lingfeng said, he innocently made a "click" gesture and said to Xu Maomao with a smile, "It doesn't hurt at all."
Boo! Too bad I thought you were a good guy! You black-hearted little fresh meat! Shen Yu, don't be fooled!
He thought that with the attitude of Shen Yu loving him, he should not be willing to let him be a eunuch, but Shen Yu said: "Wait."
Qiao Lingfeng: "Wait, it's just the age for surgery."
Shen Yu: "It didn't take long for me to recover from my illness, but my body fat content is insufficient. I need to take care of it again. If I get fat, I will have to do surgery."
Qiao Lingfeng: "That's right, it can't get any thinner, so I said let me help you grow up."
Shen Yu snorted noncommittally.
Xu Maomao's heart was completely broken. Unexpectedly, Shen Yu was willing to...
He decided to lose weight, and must not give Shen Yu a chance to cut his balls!
On the way home, they turned a corner. Shen Yu took him to the pet shop, but did not release him from the cage. Xu Maomao looked at his pet shop through the ventilation holes of the cage.
The shop is estimated to be very large, there are several floors, and the decoration is brand new. At present, there are not many customers. He heard the meowing of cats and dogs, just like the cats in Qiao Lingfeng's house. He could understand the barking of his pets, but he clearly felt that these cats and dogs lacked IQ, at least not like the cats in the red envelope group who would gag.
He reckoned they didn't have Alliance bells.
This cognition made Xu Maomao guess, maybe the condition for Bell's acquisition is IQ
Shen Yu gestured at the size of Oscar, and finally chose a large blue nest, and then took Xu Maomao home.
Shen Yu was very busy today, because the pet store is about to have a large inspection, which is related to whether they can obtain several important documents. These cannot be obtained just by walking. They need to brace up to cope with the lengthy inspection process.
But Qiao Lingfeng's words reminded Shen Yu that he looked at Xu Maomao's figure, which was indeed rounder than before, but still thin, and felt that it was necessary to give Xu Maomao extra food.
So he took time out of his busy schedule and insisted on making a hearty pilaf for him. He carefully chopped fresh salmon, tuna, and beef, and added the right amount of vegetables according to the recipe, all into equal-sized finely diced, Cook separately.
Xu Maomao squatted at the door of the kitchen, while her eyes were complicated, she was drooling over the fragrance.
Shen Yu filled an oversized plate, placed it on the dining table as usual, and put him on the chair, "Eat more."
This is a rich recipe that is very attractive to all cats, but Shen Yu saw his cat turn his head arrogantly, very disrespectful. Shen Yu sighed, patted his head, and said helplessly: "Why don't you eat it, I took the time to make it."
The gentle and pampering tone made Xu Maomao crisp and soft, and under his expectant gaze, he licked a few mouthfuls.
Meow, it smells so good!
But no matter how he felt sorry for Shen Yu's good intentions, he wouldn't eat it any more. If you eat fat in Spirited Away, you will be slaughtered, and if you eat fat here, you will be castrated!
Xu Maomao nestled in the new cat litter, and while Shen Yu went out again, he entered the chat group interface. The current favorite value has increased to 2,600 because of Qiao Lingfeng's generosity, so he can draw red envelopes.
Dr. Mi still didn't show up, but some cats mentioned the transformation potion he drew last time.
[Dot Lee]: Meow! Have a cat
[Mi Gu]; Raise the claw.jpg
[Dot Lee]: Tell you a strange thing! Didn't I draw the 1 hour transformation potion last time
[Rice]: You use it. Last time you said that you should study it carefully.
[Dot Lee]: Yes, after I completed the transformation, I specially observed that part of the human being
[Migu]: Is that part of human beings very different from ours
[Dot Lee]: The difference is too big! I just touch it and it grows big and it's so comfortable
[Mi Gu]: (*@ο@*) Wow~ what a comfortable method
[Dot Lee]: I don't know how to describe it, but it was very comfortable at first, and then it became more and more suffocating, my paws were sore, and I just urinated, oh my god , that feels better than canned rice.
The cats were stunned.
Xu Maomao was stunned, it turned out that this [Dote Li] was a cat nerd!
[Rice]: You said, estrus in human form
[Dot Lee]: Yes, I didn’t expect humans to be so comfortable when they are in heat. We don’t feel anything when we are in heat, so we just don’t know what to do, right? I don't like the days when the claws are not controlled by the brain at all
A group of cats echoed, saying that the cat's estrus period is very uncomfortable, and they are very curious about what it feels like to be "comfortable".
[Dot Lee] will tell the whole process in a sound and shadow. It was so filthy that Xu Maomao couldn't bear to watch it. As a result, it didn't take long for [Dote Lee] to be stuffed with a rag.
[Administrator] Mute [Dot Lee] for 24 hours.
[車猊]: Openly driving in the group, teaching bad kittens
As soon as the group leader appeared, the cats calmed down.
In the end, [車猊] added: "You don't have to be curious, just cultivate well, and in the future you can fully enjoy the taste of human beings in heat, like me, hum.
The group owner of the double standard began to describe his driving process. The degree of filth is much more serious than that of Dot Lee. Although it drives a manual transmission, it is enough to shock the cat!
The group owner went offline immediately after driving, but the cats were very suspicious that it was spying on the screen, so the next topic was very pure and loving.
Xu Maomao cried in the group that he was about to be picked for eggs, and asked how to get the master to dispel this idea.
As a result, all the cats told it that in fact, the shit shovel officer sterilized the cats for their own good, prolonging their lifespan, and not having to suffer from estrus.
[Oscar]: What's the pain in estrus
As a human being, he doesn't understand this at all.
[Rice]: Haven't you ever been in love
[Oscar]: No
[Rice]: You will know later, the whole body is swollen, irritable, can't sleep well, can't eat well, I don't want to do anything in my mind except this thing, I heard that the female cat is more uncomfortable
[Ala Lei]: Well, yes, the shit shovel officer took me for surgery later, I don't have to endure that feeling anymore, now I eat well and sleep soundly every day
Xu Maomao thought to himself, is that so? Shen Yu planned to make Oscar a eunuch because he loved Oscar
Thinking about it this way, I'm a little grateful.
No, no, I can't be led to the rhythm. What if I lose my balls after I change back into a human form? QAQ, I must not give Shen Yu a chance!
[Oscar]: I also found a strange thing, why some cats talk in a sloppy manner, inarticulate, and it is very difficult to communicate with them
[Rice]: Do they have no bells
[Oscar]: It seems
[Rice]: That's right, they are cats without spiritual awareness
[Oscar]：Σ( ° △°|||)
[Rice]: You can understand the country cat language they speak.
[Mimihu]: I don't understand
[Fat Mimi]: Because you are stupid
[Mimihu]: It's because my spiritual sense has been open for too long, just like humans who have been away from home for too long and can't listen to their hometown dialect
[Fat Mimi]：Pick your nose.jpg
[Oscar]: How to open spiritual consciousness
[Rice]: It has something to do with bloodline and chance. I don't understand either. Anyway, the more I get along with the last shit shovel officer, the more I understand the words of human beings, and I gradually developed my spiritual knowledge. That human being was very kind to me. The canned food I make now is what she made for me back then, but unfortunately she passed away very early.
[Alalei]: Please don't say such sad words QAQ I'm also worried that my shit shoveling officer will leave me
[Rice]: Goddess don't cry
[Rice] sent a special red envelope to [Arale]
Xu Maomao: ... This Arale is very popular, maybe one of the few female cats in the group. Rare is precious.
However, he seemed to understand a little. It turned out that those cats were pure pets, and the ones in the group were fairy cats with spiritual knowledge. They were not only intelligent, but also had many interesting abilities.
For example, rice will make delicious canned food, Dr. Mi will develop magic potions, the group leader is a man of human form, and Arale is the goddess of cats. She may be very cute in reality, and has the same master as him... As for other cats , Xu Maomao licked his paws, intending to observe it again.
Shen Yu has been busy for the past few days, but in order to make Oscar fatter, he will come back on time to cook for him during the day, but he soon found that Oscar's appetite not only did not improve, but became more and more sluggish.
He thought Oscar was just a picky eater, so he tried to make delicious food, but with limited success.
Oscar is getting thinner and thinner. Due to lack of nutrition, his hair is showing signs of falling out. Although Shen Yu's face is calm and calm, he is very anxious, but because the pet store's review has entered the final stage, he can't get away for the time being and can only pass the time. After this time, re-study new recipes.
And Xu Maomao also found that he started to lose hair, and because he had been on a diet, the whole cat was a little empty. In order to reduce consumption, his body automatically became lazy, he slept for 20 hours a day, and even missed the red envelope sent by Dr. Mi !
Xu Maomao regretted that in his heart, but he didn't dare to open his stomach to eat, until he accidentally saw the rice in the group brag about himself.
Rice said that his canned food can increase satiety and energy value with just a sip, and it also comes with a 48-hour body buff.
Xu Maomao suddenly remembered that there was still a mouthful of food in his backpack, so he took out the can with the mentality of trying it. The meat melted in the mouth, very much like the description in the novel of self-cultivation that "it turned into a stream of air that instantly filled the whole body". Although it was not so miraculous, Xu Maomao did feel that the feeling of weakness for several days in a row had disappeared, and the whole cat had become Be alive.
He didn't notice that the body of the cat that ate the meat slowly expanded to 1.5 times its original size like a balloon.
Shen Yu came home this day and hugged him, and was immediately delighted to find that his master finally became a little more important. What is more worth celebrating is that the pet shop has also successfully obtained the three most important certificates. Oscar.
Shen Yu quickly made an appointment for tomorrow's surgery.