Without the help of Kongtongyu, nor in the Sun Moon Youth Hostel, it was the first time that I dreamed of that immortal mansion for no reason.
This time, Shen Yu saw the man known as the emperor again. In his dreams, he seemed very lonely, always staying in that immortal mansion deserted and desolate. Occasionally, immortal beasts and monsters came to visit him, and he also said goodbye very quickly, as if he was afraid to stay by his side. This feeling of loneliness will be conveyed to Shen Yu inexplicably. It is obviously another person's emotion, but Shen Yu feels familiar.
The time in the dream was faster than before. Shen Yu passed through the fast alternating days and nights, quietly watching this man pass year after year in solitude, until later, another fairy dressed in red. You come to visit him. The emperor called this immortal monarch "Yue Lao".
Yue Lao is also a very lonely fairy. He has no marriage line and is very busy with his affairs, so he can only get together with the old friend Dijun occasionally.
The two chatted for a long time, and the emperor euphemistically expressed that he was feeling bored and lonely recently, and he might be in retreat for a while.
Yue Lao said: "You can't retreat. Once you retreat, the monster world may be in chaos."
"I know, so I'm already studying new spells," the emperor pondered for a moment and said, "The method of 'fossils leaving the soul' that I mentioned to you before is taking shape, maybe in the future we can also guard the fairy palace with elixir and stray away Between heaven and earth."
Yue Lao's eyes lit up: "When will it be finished?"
"...it will take a while."
Therefore, during this period, they all had to stay in their respective positions bored and diligently. The hardships brought by this "shift system" forced the old man to feel the same, and he couldn't help comforting him: "If the emperor feels lonely, he will raise It's the same with cats and dogs. I recently took Fairy Chang'e's jade rabbit and raised it, and it was quite interesting."
The emperor was not very interested and did not follow his words.
"Naturally, there are not many divine beasts that are qualified to accompany the emperor, but I recently heard that the last remaining nine-tailed cat family seems to be pregnant?"
The emperor nodded: "It cut off one of its own tails and gave birth to offspring at the cost."
"The cat family is beautiful and cute, and the nine-tailed cat is very well-behaved and very spiritual. They are quieter than the dog family, so they are suitable for you. If you want to go, let the kitten accompany you. The days in heaven are really boring."
The emperor was noncommittal, but his eyes were obviously shaken. After a while, he whispered: "Forget it, the nine-tailed cat family is extremely rare, and I don't want to win love."
The old man smiled and said nothing.
Although the emperor claimed that he would not keep it, Shen Yu knew what happened in the future. When the mother cat came to ask to keep the cub by his side, he agreed without hesitation on the spot. Before he was born, he had already interacted with the little guy inside through the mother cat's belly, and he was obviously looking forward to its birth.
It was only at this moment that Shen Yu realized that some of the series of dreams he dreamed were in reverse order. He recalled and sorted it out little by little, only to realize that for the emperor, it was a living tragedy.
The conscientious and conscientious emperor has been guarding the Monster Beast Realm for a long time, but because of the custom that immortals are not allowed to marry, although it looks very majestic, in fact, he is a bachelor of ten thousand years, so it is inevitable that he will feel lonely.
I finally wanted to raise a cat to dispel my loneliness. Who would have thought that before I could hold the cat, the cat would turn into a pile of bones...
That cat... is it Xu Maomao
Shen Yu was shocked when he thought of this. If Xu Maomao was the cat appointed by the emperor, would he fall from the sky one day, take him away, and take him to the heaven
Waking up with a sense of crisis, Shen Yu couldn't help hugging Xu Maomao the moment he saw him.
Fortunately, the cat is now his own, not a pile of bones.
Xu Maomao was hugged until her face was stuffed in his clothes. She struggled weakly before suffocating, and asked, "Ayu, what are you talking about? I've been here, are you having nightmares?"
"... a boring dream," Shen Yu rubbed him, "go home."
Xu Maomao tilted her little head and gave a delicate meow: "If you are unhappy, you can tell me."
The clear eyes of the kitten in her arms looked so understanding.
Shen Yu shook his head, "I'm afraid of being taken away from you by the flying immortals outside the sky." How could he be so embarrassed to speak? Anyway, that emperor didn't protect Xu Maomao well back then, so he would definitely take over this banner and let this cat drive every day. Just be happy - maybe just being happy is not enough, the two of you have to go further and get closer. It's better to cook cooked rice with raw rice. When the immortal king comes to grab the cat one day, Xu Maomao will not follow.
That night, Xu Maomao ate a very rich and delicious super oyster scallop pilaf. The amount of oyster meat was touching, filling two large pots. Shen Yu seemed to be afraid of treating him badly, and let him eat it casually. After all, it is a mature cat, and its food intake can be three or four times that of an ordinary cat, so Xu Maomao will get rid of all the ten kilograms of oysters that Shen Yu peeled tonight.
The consequence of eating too many oysters is... Too much tonic, he feels a little bit angry...
In fact, I usually eat fish, shrimp, oysters and scallops frequently, but this is the first time that there is such an obvious reaction. While Xu Maomao was confused, he thought of a possibility that spring is here, and cats must think of spring in this season!
It's over, after turning into a cat, shouldn't there be a wave of love tonight!
Xu Maomao was extremely flustered, even if he was in heat, he couldn't do it in front of Shen Yu! But Shen Yu didn't know what was going on tonight, sticking to him to death, for fear that he would run away, and kept holding him in his arms.
In the end, Xu Maomao had no choice but to find an excuse to get rid of the shit shoveling officer, slipped into the bathroom, and did one thing that an upright man (cat) likes to do - take a cold shower.
All the hair on her body was wet, but she still felt that her body was very hot. Xu Maomao became more and more panicked, not knowing if she should go out, or secretly... lick a wave of balls... Then go out again
Just when I had this thought, there was a "bang" outside the window, and it turned out to be thunder. The weather has been bad recently, and thunderstorms are already expected.
But I didn't expect the timing of this thunderstorm to be so ingenious, Xu Maomao secretly said: My idea is simply the rhythm of being struck by lightning!
Seeing that the cat didn't come out for a long time, Shen Yu's anxiety reappeared in her heart, and she simply kicked the bathroom door open: "You..."
I saw the wet Xu Maomao.
"What's the matter with you?" Shen Yu immediately took a large towel and wrapped him to absorb water.
As soon as Xu Maomao saw him, his blood flowed a little again, his demonic power surged, and he let out a "meow" unbearably.
This cry is more sticky and long than usual. Shen Yu runs a pet shop after all, and has some experience, and suddenly he was dumbfounded: "...Xu Maomao, are you... going to be in heat?"
"No, it's not!" Xu Maomao waved his claws, struggling to prove his innocence, but the demonic power seemed to be sensing, and it became more and more turbulent, causing the body to circulate faster and faster, and the thin cat ears were all red.
Shen Yu giggled: "Don't be shy, your body is almost a year old, it's spring again, and you ate so many oysters tonight, and it's already stunted by now."
"Shut up, shut up!"
"Don't be shy, you need to deal with it when you're really in heat." Shen Yu's tone was very serious, but his eyes flashed a hint of success. Afraid that he would not believe it, Shen Yu said seriously, "If a male cat is in heat, it is easy to have prostate disease, genital congestion, leading to inflammation of the genitals, which may lead to blockage of the urinary tract flocculent, leading to closed urine, which will turn around after 24 hours of closed urine. into uremia and acute renal failure…”
In fact, what he said was all scientific, but it was so severe that the kidney failure was only caused by repeated estrus.
Xu Maomao was inexperienced, and was taken aback for a moment by him. He didn't notice that the fever on his body was going to his limbs, not somewhere.
"What should I do..."
Shen Yu whispered in his ear, "Transform, I'll help you."
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pet shop.
Taking advantage of the fact that no one was there at this time, the Mizumai pretended to be a little bored with the pig's body for a day, and quietly released its tail. It was thunder and rain outside, which made him feel light, and he was about to close his eyes to rest his mind. Suddenly, a crackling electric current hit his hind legs, so startled, the sorghum jumped up like a fly and hit the top of the cage with a thud, almost knocking him out. The cage doors are all open.
"Can't wait, I have to steal it tonight!" The man urged, his voice unstable and seemed very anxious.
How could Shu Mi think that he would be so anxious, he originally wanted to delay it until the last moment, after all, it didn't want to steal it at all.
"Why don't you go by yourself? Really..." The Shukuai replied angrily, but was so electrocuted that he couldn't maintain his pig shape, "Zhizhizhi—got it!"
The mistress who couldn't help it, retracted into the corner, rubbed his chest, and chanted a spell—
"Guazi Guazi, please tell me, where is my baby now?"
This baby is not another baby. The melon seeds given to Xu Maomao are indeed a treasure. They are handed down from the ancestors of the mouse family. They can do many interesting little things. One of them is tracking. It is said that when the mouse father chased the mouse mother, No matter how much the mouse mother hides, she is finally caught by the mouse father and has to be its Mrs. Yazhai obediently.
It was because of this melon seed that the scorpion monster was able to steal moving things, and it was found by that damn human being.
After a while, the Shukuai knew the location, and blew out a large piece of hair again, so he asked his younger brother to save it, and then went straight to the community.
It is very difficult to steal from a house where cat spirits live, but everything seems to be ready tonight, because the thunderstorm is also very strong, and the water vapor, lightning and thunder can cover up the smell and sound of the rat tribe.
"Tonight's action is of great importance, everyone must keep quiet!" Shu Shu said strangely, "Be sure to wash your claws before carrying it, and don't soil or damage the bag, we will return it later!"
Da Zhi: "Ah? Are you going back?"
"That cat is a good cat, and I have no choice but to steal it, but I still have a plan. As soon as the man undoes the handcuffs, we will steal it back and return it to Mr. Cat..."
The rat race looked at each other in dismay, they have never done this kind of thing before, and their old brains are flooded? Isn't it to be enjoyed by stealing it back
Shu Wei felt that his ankles were getting hot, and worried that he would be electrocuted again, so he could only bite the bullet and lead the younger brothers to climb the gas pipeline.
I thought that the cat would stick to the contents of the bag, but unexpectedly found that the cat was not there, and the bag was hanging quietly above the cat shelf.
There were some strange noises in the bathroom, which the mistress didn't understand. With the increasing sound of rain and thunder, it quickly and skillfully grabbed the bag and smuggled it away with the younger brothers.
Halfway through the climb, I could only hear the rumbling overhead, and the black clouds seemed to drown this bustling city, so frightened that they almost didn't grab the bag and fell to the ground from the third floor.
"Squeak, what's the matter, today's lightning is very powerful." Shu Kui screamed in pain, and there was a throbbing on his leg. The electricity made him tremble all over. He didn't dare to delay, he picked up the bag and ran.
In the bathroom, Xu Maomao was still trying to resist Shen Yu's temptation, but he didn't notice that his precious bones were moving.
"No... I can't do it yet..." Xu Maomao lowered his ears pitifully. He had tried very hard to change shape, but there was always something blocking him and he couldn't get past it.
"Is it okay to transform into half?"
"half?"
"Cat ears, cat tails, cat paws, these useless places can be kept."
"..." Xu Maomao was stunned for a moment, then came back to his senses and hurried up, "Go away! You lied to me! Those are not useless places!"
Shen Yu took the paw and kissed it: "Mao Mao, give it a try."
Xu Maomao calmed down and looked at him suspiciously: "Ayu, what's the matter with you? It's weird tonight."
"I think… "
Before he could finish speaking, Xu Maomao suddenly felt that the whole body was boiling with demonic power, and he saw lightning bursts outside the window.
In the past few days, there have been thunderstorms one after another, but it was the first time that the cloud was so close, and the dazzling light flashed through it from time to time, and it seemed to be full of energy.
"Stop!" Xu Maomao finally knew what was going on! The reason why his whole body is hot is not because he is in heat, but—
"Meow, my thunder robbery is coming!"
The author has something to say: Shen Chen: It turns out that I am an old bachelor...
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