It has been 8102 years, and there is no need to go to Beijing to catch the exam for a long time. Naturally, Wu Tian is not a "scholar", he is just a clergyman who looks more like a college student, but everyone prefers to call him "monster catcher".
Wu Tian just happened to have something to go up the mountain to find his brother. He never thought that he would meet a silly little vixen at the foot of the mountain.
"Do you know the way?" The little vixen followed his "scholar" step by step, and seemed a little unhappy to see him going up the mountain again. He finally got down from the top, so why did the scholar go up again.
"Do you want to pass by my house when you go to Beijing to rush for the exam? I wish I had known that I would be waiting for you at home. I walked for more than a month before I left."
"You live on the mountain?" Wu Tian asked, as if thinking of something, he asked again, "Do you live alone?"
After being asked this question, the little vixen suddenly panicked, "You better not go up the mountain, I live with the master, if the master knows that I brought the man back, he will be angry."
The little vixen vaguely remembered what the master said before he left, "If you leave, I can sleep with a man openly."
"Master wants to sleep with a man at home, we can't disturb him." The little vixen tugged at Wu Tian's sleeve, "Let's go another way, don't go here."
Seeing the embarrassed look on the little vixen's face, Wu Tian felt that this little vixen was so much fun. He was obviously cute, but he always uttered lewd words.
"We are walking up the mountain at this time. When we pass by my house, if the master is sleeping with another man, the master will scold me."
"But I just want to go this way, there is no other way to go." Wu Tian stopped, turned his head to face the little vixen, and said "innocently" with his arms folded on his chest.
"That's it..." This stumped the little vixen, and after much deliberation, he finally found a solution, "Why don't we stay here for one night and leave tomorrow during the daytime."
After finishing speaking, she didn't know what the little vixen thought of, her face turned red suddenly, and she didn't dare to stare at Wu Tian again.
After being reminded by the little vixen, Wu Tian realized that he was delayed with this little thing for such a long time, and it was almost dark in a blink of an eye.
After finally convincing Wu Tian to live at the foot of the mountain for one night, the little vixen immediately faced a problem.
It is said in the scriptures that scholars are knowledgeable, diligent and inquisitive, and they are always willing to ask for advice when they encounter problems they don't understand. But the little vixen didn't know that looking at the gentle scholar, he would ask such a direct question.
I don't know whether it was unintentional or intentional, Wu Tian asked him, "Why is the vixen destined to find a scholar?"
"Because..." The little fox wanted to answer just now, because he wanted to absorb the energy of the scholar to cultivate, but he dared not continue when the words came to his lips.
Because he knew that he had told the scholar the answer, and the scholar would definitely ask, "How do fox spirits suck their energy?"
He asked the master this question before going down the mountain. He remembered that the master beat his brain at that time, saying that he had an elm head.
"You are such an elm-headed vixen, you don't even know how to suck the essence?" The master said that if you want to suck the essence of a man, you need to sleep with him, not only to sleep, but also to have a baby between a man and a woman. matter.
Oh, how should I tell the scholar about such a shameful thing? But the scholar is still asking.
"You said that a scholar would fall in love with a vixen, but you haven't told me why he fell in love with a vixen?"
"Because... because the vixen is beautiful." After answering this question, the little vixen's face turned even redder. Under the white moonlight, it looked like a pink flower, so beautiful!
"Well, you are also very beautiful," Wu Tian praised him from the bottom of his heart.
Although the little vixen in front of him is silly, he is innocent and cute. With two big black eyes on a small white face, a small nose, and a petal-like mouth, he is a beautiful and lovable child.
Wu Tian stretched out his hand, touched the little vixen's blushing face because of his shyness, and wanted to praise him again seriously, never thought that the little vixen would lower his head and secretly look at him with black eyes, and let him He was numb from his palms to his chest.
"I'm so pretty, do you want to sleep?"