Ye Tang is a senior facing graduation. He has already planned his future. After graduation, he will return to his hometown in a second-tier city and use the well-located house and shop downstairs left to him by his parents after their divorce to open a small bookstore and hire a cashier.
As for him, he only needs to continue to eat and wait for death every day. His grandmother who raised him passed away two years ago. Anyway, his parents have remarried and have children, so they don't need him to support them in their old age.
Besides, Ye Tang also has a "main job". He has been reading novels since he was a child, and when he was a freshman, he started to try to write his own novels. At first, he worked on many famous male-oriented novel websites, but he changed many websites and wrote millions of words of stallion novels, fantasy novels, magic novels, and fairy tale novels, but none of them became popular.
By chance, he saw several posts on the well-known literary gossip forum xkong, which mentioned a magical place called jj... He went to read a gay story that was said to have a very good plot and a slightly wrong sexual orientation.
Originally I just wanted to be a curious tourist, but who knew that this would open the door to a new world. Once you enter the world of homosexuality, it is like entering a deep sea, and from then on, moral integrity is nothing.
While enjoying the reading, Ye Tang started writing with the idea of letting himself go, and the genre he wrote was still... *.
Although Ye Tang firmly believes that he is just a fujoshi and is definitely not gay, he likes girls with big breasts, thin waists and long legs, and has no interest in even looking at obscene men... Well, if it is a handsome guy with good looks, long legs and six-pack abs, he will occasionally take a second look with pure appreciation.
Even if you plant flowers with care, they may not bloom. But if you plant willows by accident, they may grow into shade trees. Ye Tang's male novels on JJ have achieved quite good results. He wrote 600,000 words for his first fantasy novel with 10,000 words a day. In two months, he actually earned 6,000 yuan! Although this achievement is not good enough for the entire JJ station, it is a huge affirmation for Ye Tang who can only make a few hundred yuan a month on other male-oriented stations!
The shortcoming most mentioned in readers' comments is that there is too little emotional interaction between his top and bottom characters, which is as pure as that of brothers. But fortunately, there is ambiguity and gay love everywhere. If he could write the love scenes more well, and stew some broth or something, it would definitely be very popular!
Ye Tang was particularly good at summarizing and listening to other people's opinions, so in his second fantasy novel, he began to add emotional scenes, letting the top and bottom have in-depth exchanges from time to time. Although every time he wrote such a plot, he comforted himself in his mind - just treat the little bottom protagonist "I" as a girl!
In this way, relying on his talent of writing at a speed of 3,000 to 5,000 words per hour, Ye Tang would update 6,000 words a day at least, and 10,000 words a day at most. He was a role model of diligence and productivity in the big jj circle. His storytelling ability was also pretty good. If he had any shortcomings, he would work hard to improve them... After three years, Ye Tang became a little pink in the big jj* circle.
As the saying goes, people make mistakes and horses stumble. The work that Ye Tang is serializing now is a very popular interstellar fantasy novel "Interstellar Cultivation of Immortality". Once when he was writing about a delicate and easy-to-pull-down little bottom being eaten in various indescribable positions by a little top who had taken advantage of a sex drug, he accidentally exposed his true thoughts of treating the little bottom as a girl, and wrote the little bottom's nickname "he" as "she" in several places. Moreover, because he had an appointment with his roommate to play LOL together, he did not check it carefully before posting it.
Such a small mistake! Every time Ye Tang thought about it in the days that followed, he would regret it!
It was already midnight after playing LOL. Before going to bed, Ye Tang checked the comments section under the article out of habit and found that the comments section was simply overwhelmed. The most popular topic was -
1l: Damn, the author was too careless when you were cooking the meat soup. You actually wrote "she" instead of "he"! Thinking back carefully, it seems that there is no sense of disobedience when all the characters in your works are changed to girls... Your pen name is Ye Dashao, and you always call yourself "this handsome guy" in the author's words. Does this mean that the author is really a man? Or a straight one? I feel shocked!
l: As an old fan who started reading the author's works three years ago, I have seen him clarify several times that he is a boy. He has also been cheated by people pretending to be a male author on BS and XQ forums... I used to firmly believe that the author is actually a goddess, but now, I am shaken. Maybe the author is really a boy! Maybe he is a straight man!
3l: For the boy who wrote *, how could there be such a thing as a straight man? Even if he’s not gay yet, he’s not far from being gay!
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These messages are nothing. Ye Tang has been in the big JJ for many years and has seen many ups and downs. Now he knows how to stay calm, keep a low profile, and smile, which is the golden rule for doing things.
The last message is important.
13l: I always thought you were a goddess, but I feel cheated! Flat-chested whiteies get bad reviews! If you are really a boy, and a straight man, I curse you to travel through time and space to the world of interstellar cultivation, and become a ferocious man-eating plant with a charming and aphrodisiac physique. You use your incomparable beauty and fragrance to charm men, and then eat them in one bite... Eat the ugly ones with your tentacles, eat the good-looking ones with your bottom, and keep the particularly good-looking ones in captivity as long-term food... That scene must be very beautiful! ps: By the way, the author, I have a nickname called Crow's Mouth since I was a child. If you really wear it, don't thank me too much!
When he first saw this reply, Ye Tang didn't take it seriously. After all, he was an old jjer. When he came to a plot that readers didn't like, when the progress was too slow, when the plot occasionally unfolded accidentally, or when the enthusiasm was exhausted in the middle and late stages of the article and the daily update of 10,000 words became 3,000 words per month... He often received messages from readers threatening to send him razor blades, cursing him for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets, and traveling through time to become a miserable cannon fodder under his article.
Anyway, it's just a casual remark, readers, just be happy! As a straight boy, treat the readers as gentle and tolerant as the spring breeze!
Ye Tang even replied jokingly: "If I don't update tomorrow, maybe I'll be traveling through time like the girl on 13l said, so don't miss me too much! [bye-bye]"
In fact, it was because JJ's full attendance system allowed for one day of absence. He had already received his diploma and would attend a graduation dinner tomorrow, so he was just looking for an excuse to take a day off.
After replying, Ye Tang saw that his phone had only 13% battery left. Afraid that the alarm would not ring tomorrow, he plugged in a power bank to start charging. He placed the power bank and phone on the side of the bed, yawned, and fell into a deep sleep.
What Ye Tang didn't notice was that after he fell asleep, the phone's screen, which had been locked black, suddenly lit up dimly. On it was the JJ page that Ye Tang had clearly closed, and it was still on the interface where he had just replied to the comment. The words in the message left by the 13l girl jumped up and down, as if they had life, emitting a faint green light, and then this green light suddenly enlarged and exploded, covering Ye Tang's entire body!
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When Ye Tang regained consciousness, he found that something was wrong with him. He felt pain all over his body. It was as if every cell in his body was being torn apart!
Ye Tang wanted to raise his hand to cover his extremely heavy "head", but he was horrified to find out - where were his hands? What the hell were these weird dark green tentacles? And they looked particularly miserable, with many broken tentacles! They also exuded a burnt smell, no wonder it hurt so much!
Wait, where is his head!!! What is this giant white bud that looks droopy!!!
However, before Ye Tang could react, what made him even more devastated was that the sky was covered with dark clouds, and a bolt of lightning as thick as a bucket emitting purple electric light illuminated the dark sky and suddenly struck him, followed by a deafening roar of thunder.
Ye Tang's mind was stuck and he was stunned: "… This dream is so weird! I turned into a strange flower with many tentacles and was being struck by lightning!"
It'll be ok when you wake up, right
Just as the huge thunderbolt was about to strike the flower bud on his head, an ethereal, neither male nor female voice sounded in his "mind", urgently urging him, "Stupid, hide quickly! You will die if the flower bud is struck off! It doesn't matter if a few tentacles are broken, they can grow again anyway!"
Ye Tang reflexively raised the remaining seven or eight "tentacles" and picked up the huge white flower bud that was too heavy on his "head". He quickly used his "head" to grab the ground and buried the flower bud in the soil. He then quickly used n tentacles to dig the soil and buried his "head"... and then tightly protected the tentacles on the thin layer of soil.
Perhaps it was because Ye Tang's performance was too stupid, he did not have the domineering and arrogant demeanor of the King of Demon Flowers, Jiuyou Soul-Devouring Luo. Among the 749 heavenly thunders of the transformation heavenly tribulation, the last purple heavenly thunder was a little messed up by the "eye-catching" scene. Then he found that the aura of this demon flower king had become a little different. The newly born soul aura suddenly became pure and clear, unlike the previous one that was full of violence, bloodthirstiness and darkness... The purple heavenly thunder hurriedly changed direction and struck a little off track, only creating a huge pit beside the Jiuyou Soul-Devouring Luo.
The purple lightning was extremely powerful, and the earth pit was so big that it could bury hundreds of Nine Nether Spirit-Devouring Radishes. The flying dirt also buried Ye Tang's tentacles that were blocking outside, pressing him so hard that his whole body was in great pain, and two of his tentacles were accidentally broken.
Ye Tang, who survived the disaster, found that he had finally turned into a human again, with real human hands, feet and head. After struggling out of the pile of dirt with great pain, he was finally able to see the light of day again.
The pain in his body, the wounds oozing with light green "blood", and the charred earth pits all around him were telling Ye Tang that all this was real and not just a dream!
Ye Tang, who had been in the literary circle for many years, realized that he had traveled through time! He was so unlucky that he traveled through time and became a demon flower that was "transforming"!
The dark clouds in the sky dissipated, and auspicious clouds gathered in the sky. The auspicious clouds cast a dazzling golden light, covering the disheveled Ye Tang... If the feeling not long ago was that of being in purgatory, then at this moment, Ye Tang only felt extremely comfortable all over as if he was in heaven. Every wound on his body was repaired and smoothed by this gentle golden light, and the dust on his skin was also purified...
The excess energy was rapidly circulated by a round, dark green demon pill in the dantian, greedily absorbed and stored... However, Ye Tang knew nothing about this.
When the auspicious clouds dispersed, Ye Tang was curious about what he looked like now. Where did the big white flower bud on his head go
As his mind moved, Ye Tang mastered the use of "spiritual consciousness" to observe his current appearance without any instruction - his features were delicate and beautiful, with a hint of charm and enchantment between his eyebrows and eyes... She was the most beautiful woman Ye Tang had ever seen in his life, simply stunning!
These facial features still bore some traces of familiarity to Ye Tang. After thinking for a long time, Ye Tang finally remembered that they were somewhat similar to his previous appearance. However, before, he could only be considered fair and handsome, which was completely different from his current enchanting level of appearance!
Such a charming and seductive appearance is actually a man, and it is on him! What a pity! It would be great if he could meet a girl with such a beautiful level!
The ethereal voice that had appeared at the critical moment just now sounded again in Ye Tang's mind: "Congratulations to the host for successfully surviving the transformation tribulation and becoming a demon cultivator from the King of Demon Flowers, Nine Nether Spirit Devouring Lobe! Although your naked human form looks very vivid, streaking is a barbaric act. It is strongly recommended that you leave some branches and leaves to transform into clothes, and not transform all of them into hair."
Ye Tang's "consciousness" shifted his perspective and looked at his body. His skin was white and delicate, his figure was slender but well-proportioned, with beautiful shoulders, a thin waist, a perky butt, and long legs...
Phew, she is so sexy and sexy! If he wasn't straight, I would have had a nosebleed!
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Ten minutes later, under the guidance of the voice, Ye Tang finally grew his ankle-length dark green hair to waist-length, and successfully transformed himself into a dark green robe to cover his body.
And he initially learned that the sound was the legendary golden finger that the protagonist of the time travel must have - a system. It calls itself the "Xian Xiu Winner Assistance System" and was carefully built by the Big JJ Time Travel Management Bureau. It has super high intelligence, and its specific functions are not yet known, but at least it can help him understand the situation after the time travel.
The world he traveled through to was a world generated according to the background framework system of the interstellar cultivation novel "Interstellar Cultivation" that he wrote before he traveled through time, the Canglan Star Domain cultivation world.
His body after traveling through time became a top-grade demon plant, the Nine-Nether Spirit-Devouring Radish, the king of demon flowers.
Before he traveled through time and space, when the Nine Nether Soul Devouring Radish had not yet transformed, its cultivation method was like this—
It pretends to be a natural treasure with its pure and beautiful white flower buds and its refreshing and pleasant fragrance, attracting human cultivators to approach it. When they are lost in the beautiful fantasy they have imagined, it quietly extends its tentacles over them, opens its tentacles with hidden fine fangs, and sucks the blood, flesh, and spiritual power from the human cultivators. After the Nine Netherworld Soul-Devouring Radish is full, the originally pure and flawless white flower buds will turn into an enchanting and gorgeous red... The unlucky human cultivator will be reduced to nothing but clothes, skeletons, and dregs.
When there is really no one coming, Jiuyou Soul-Devouring Locust will eat monsters when it is hungry, but the meat of monsters is very hard and does not taste very good. The monster pills with the most abundant monster power also contain a lot of impurities and pill poison, which are not easy to digest. Among Jiuyou Soul-Devouring Locust's diet, human cultivators are the favorite, and she thinks that their flesh and blood nourished by spiritual power are the supreme "deliciousness".
Among human cultivators, the Nine Nether Soul-Devouring Radish has a more straightforward and terrifying name—the Man-Eating Demon Flower King.
Ye Tang, who found it extremely difficult to accept that he had transformed into the man-eating monster Flower King, said: "... Wait, let me vomit first before continuing!"
Unfortunately, his current body is different from that of a normal human. Ye Tang vomited with nausea, barely spitting out a small mouthful of light green thin saliva... Then the sand on the ground stained with his saliva made a "hissing" sound, and instantly turned into a charred black due to corrosion, accompanied by a wisp of green smoke...
In a flash, Ye Tang suddenly recalled the message he had replied to before going to bed last night from the 13L girl who cursed him to be transformed into a Piranha Plant... She really had a bad mouth!
What else did the reader girl say? -Use the tentacles to eat the ugly ones, eat the pretty ones from the bottom, and keep the particularly pretty ones in captivity as long-term food!
Ye Tang was devastated: ... ... ... Mom! I turned into a ferocious man-eating flower! This world is so scary! I want to go back to Earth! qaq (83 Chinese. 83.)