A Guide to Cultivating Immortality with The Interstellar Carnivorous Plant.

Chapter 13: Let's have a picnic together

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With great fearlessness, Ye Tang faced off against dozens of seventh-grade long-haired giant sheep!

I thought the scene would be dangerous, but in fact it was like this—

Ye Tang fiercely slashed at the leg of the fastest leader with his sword, and added spiritual power to the sword... Then, he cut off a large tuft of white wool.

More importantly, even if the giant sheep is smaller than the giant pig, it is still five or six meters long! Ye Tang is as tall as one of the giant sheep's legs, so he can only chop off the legs... In fact, it was a little different from what Ye Tang expected, and he only chopped off the legs and hair.

Mo Yan was so nervous that he was ready to use his spiritual power and sword energy to rescue the little demon cultivator from the sheep's mouth and hooves, but he found that the leading giant sheep stretched its neck and cried loudly, giving orders: "Baa, baa, baa, baa—"

Everyone line up according to age! There is only one small piece of delicious grass! Eat it sparingly! Each sheep licks it and tastes the grass! Then, let the boss start, and each sheep takes a small bite until they finish eating!

A large group of giant sheep behind it suddenly braked and stopped.

Then, the leading giant sheep closest to Ye Tang lowered its tall head, opened its big furry mouth enthusiastically, and licked Ye Tang's face, who was still confused because he had only cut wool.

Ye Tang: ... Ah, bah! What's going on? He only felt his face getting hot, his eyes went dark, and then his face was full of the sticky, wet and smelly smell of grass!

When Ye Tang realized that he was licked by the giant sheep, it was because—

The leader suddenly started foaming at the mouth and fell to the ground, looking like he was having epilepsy, or oh no, food poisoning...

The leader reluctantly let out a final cry with his life: "Baa~Baa, Baa... Baa-Baa!"

Oh my god, this is a poisonous weed! Don't eat it!

However, the low-IQ sheep did not believe it. They thought the big boss must be deceiving them and wanted to eat the delicious grass alone. It was not like he had done this before!

So, when the sheep saw their leader fall down, they all rushed towards Ye Tang like crazy!

Ye Tang was licked in the face by the leader, and now he is trying hard to condense water balls and wash his face!

Feeling many sheep rushing towards him, Ye Tang dodged hurriedly. After making sure his face was clean and refreshed, he condensed a water ball, drank a big sip of water, and then turned around and sprayed it at the sheep.

If the saliva is diluted a lot, its lethality won't be that strong, right

Facts have proved that Ye Tang has underestimated the lethality of his own heavenly demon plant, the legendary number one poison in the world. The giant sheep, which was uncivilizedly sprayed with mouthwash by Ye Tang, fell to the ground and twitched. It didn't even have time to bleat a few last words like the leader sheep before it died!

All Ye Tang sees now are mutton hotpot, roasted whole lamb, and mutton soup. He no longer cares whether he is clumsy or not, or whether he is scary or not!

Anyway, after the first leader who was courting death licked his face and was poisoned to death, he had no image left to speak of! =口=

Ye Tang began to drink water desperately, and then turned the mouthwash into a poisonous mist, spraying it at a large group of white giant sheep.

The giant sheep fell in front of Ye Tang one after another. The small meat mountains looked extremely delicious. The miserable "baa-baa-baa" sounds were automatically transformed into "I'm delicious!" "I'm even more delicious!" "Eat me, eat me!" in Ye Tang's ears.

Ye Tang: Okay, okay, eat them all, one by one, don’t be impatient!

The last "lamb" who was only two meters long and following at the end of the team, saw the uncles, aunts, brothers and sisters in front of him fall down. He finally woke up, cried and ran away!

Ye Tang had completely let himself go at this moment, forgetting that Ming Yan was watching not far away. He rushed forward quickly, hugged the two-meter-long "lamb" tightly by its legs, grabbed the giant sheep's snow-white long hair and refused to let it go, preaching earnestly: "Roasted lamb is delicious, why are you running so fast? Even if you are not eaten by me, you will be eaten by other monsters sooner or later, or turned into fertilizer for monster plants. It's better for you to let me have a chance, so that you can be reunited with your family in my stomach!"

Ye Tang killed hundreds of giant sheep by using mouthwash. Now his mouth was dry and he couldn't saliva for a while. He bit the sheep leg angrily and ended up getting a mouthful of hair.

The lamb tried desperately to kick Ye Tang off his hind legs, but he couldn't get rid of her. He could only drag Ye Tang along on the grass, crying miserably, "Baa, baa, baa!" Mom, there's a grass here that wants to eat the lamb. How scary! I want to go home!

However, before the lamb could continue howling, its throat was sealed by the sword energy formed by Mo Yan's spiritual power, and it fell to the ground.

Ye Tang looked at Ming Yan who came to him quickly, and then he remembered what he had done just now. When Ming Yan stretched out his hand to pull him up from the lamb's hind legs, Ye Tang shrank back for a moment, his eyes wandering, and he said in a nervous tone: "You, you saw it all... The poison in my body is very strong... If you don't want to be poisoned by me accidentally, you'd better stay away from me..."

Ye Tang actually didn't want to scare away Ming Yan, a reserve food of superb quality and incomparable deliciousness. However, the two of them had to continue training together, and he couldn't keep disguising himself, hiding behind Ming Yan, and enjoying Ming Yan's protection.

He is a man, not a girl.

Mo Yan squatted down firmly, took out the snow that he brought with him, and wiped the dirty face of the little demon cultivator: "Why should I be afraid? I have a special physique and am not afraid of any toxins. You have a very... unique ability to defend against enemies, which is very good. It's just that your attack method is too chaotic and wastes a lot. If it weren't for me, even a lamb could drag you away. Also, the biological glue and potion on your face have melted a lot, do you want to wipe it again?"

Ye Tang: … … This is so embarrassing! Ordinary water can’t dissolve the makeup potion and biological glue on his face. He must have accidentally stained his face with mouthwash when he sprayed it randomly!

What’s even more depressing is that Ming Yan seemed to have known that his current appearance was a disguise!

Without Jia Wanzhen, how could Ye Tang put on his own makeup? However, he couldn't bear to use his own saliva to "remove makeup". The key point was that his mouth was dry and he had no saliva to spray...

Ming Yan's narrow and beautiful phoenix eyes were full of earnestness and sincerity, without a trace of disdain for him. She even wiped his face gently. Ye Tang, on the other hand, felt ashamed of himself first.

After casually performing a dust removal technique, Ye Tang took out a half-face silver mask that Jia Wanzhen had prepared for him in case of an emergency from the space button, and put it on his face. The remaining half of his face was yellow and white, but Ye Tang didn't mind it and said, "Don't worry about these details. Honey, are you hungry? Let's have a picnic together! Roast pigs, roast lambs, etc..."

As for why she didn't just restore her original appearance in front of Ming Yan, one reason was that Ye Tang didn't have any makeup removal tools, and the other was... Ye Tang felt inferior because her true appearance was so alluring and seductive that she looked like a coquettish and scheming bitch, which didn't match her pure and upright temperament at all.

Mo Yan looked at the snow-white skin that belonged to the little demon cultivator's original complexion and resisted the urge to rub it with his fingers. He felt a little regretful in his heart that the little demon cultivator still didn't seem to trust him enough and was still unwilling to be honest with him even after all this.

As for the little demon cultivator's suggestion of having a "picnic", Mo Yan knew that it was because the little demon cultivator had consumed too much energy when dealing with the giant sheep just now, and now needed to replenish energy by eating.

Mo Yan had no objection: "Okay, you take a rest, then put away the giant sheep, and start preparing the tools if you have any. I'll be away for a while and will be back soon."

After saying this, Mo Yan's figure quickly disappeared.

Ye Tang speculated secretly - could it be that Ming Yan was scared away by his brutal and miserable appearance just now, and was too embarrassed to say it directly, so he found such a euphemistic excuse

However, Ye Tang really didn't have the energy to chase after him now, so he could only leave it to fate. He pouted and muttered, "You're smart and ran fast! If you come back stupidly, don't blame me for not giving you a chance to escape..."

A quarter of an hour later, Ye Tang, who had recovered, picked up all the giant sheep, leaving the last two-meter-long lamb that kicked him in the face several times. He also took out a giant pig and condensed a water ball to start cleaning the ingredients.

Just as he took out a full set of utensils for barbecue and stewing and put them in place, Ye Tang saw a familiar ink-colored figure whoosh appear again, holding a fifth-grade long-eared wind spirit rabbit and a fourth-grade five-colored pheasant feather bird in his hands.

They are not big in size, but their grade is very good, and their spiritual power is equivalent to that of Ye Tang who has eaten hundreds of seventh-grade giant pigs and giant sheep.

The handsome man smiled and said, "Since we are going to have a picnic, only two ingredients might be a bit monotonous. I just hunted two and brought them back. I wonder if they suit your taste, Xiaotang?"

Ye Tang, who had never been so concerned about what he liked to eat, felt a little complicated and thought to himself: ... ...Brother Ming Yan, do you know that compared to the mid- and high-level monsters in your hands, this handsome guy actually covets your body more? (83 Chinese.83.)