A Guide to Cultivating Immortality with The Interstellar Carnivorous Plant.

Chapter 2: The Piranha Plant that doesn't eat people

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The Canglan Star Domain Xiuxian World was created based on the framework of the interstellar fairy tale "Xianxian of the Stars" written by Ye Tang. Now that it has become a real world, the Heavenly Dao has independently improved the entire system of laws. Even after Ye Tang arrived in this world, he could not escape the restrictions of these "laws".

If Ye Tang wants to return to his original world, there is only one way, that is to practice to the peak of tribulation. When he can break through the void and ascend to the "immortal world", he can then choose whether to ascend to a higher level of immortal world or return to the original world where the earth is.

According to the original Nine Nether Spirit Devouring Lobe, which was at the Demon Pill Stage before its transformation, but not very intelligent, it did not think that there was anything wrong with its preference for feeding on the flesh and blood of human cultivators. Didn't those human cultivators also covet its body, thinking that it was a high-level spiritual plant that could be refined into a panacea? They were greedy and weak-minded, so they were deceived by its illusions? It was just taking the initiative, otherwise it would be eaten by humans.

In this world, humans are always the favorites of the laws of nature, and the demons and monsters exist only to check and balance the development of humans.

The demon race has a long lifespan, and except for the most difficult stage of transformation during the cultivation process, there are no major bottlenecks at other times. They also don't have mental tribulations like humans do every time they advance. However, they are always facing the fate of being killed by their own kind and humans, and if they are contaminated with the lives of too many human cultivators, eight or nine out of ten demon beasts and plants will die in the transformation stage, and it is 100% impossible for them to succeed in the final tribulation and ascend to heaven.

But among the three thousand great ways, although the chances of demons ascending to heaven are not as good as those of humans, there is still a glimmer of hope. If you want to avoid being absolutely wiped out by the thunder when you are crossing the calamity, there is only one way, that is - be a good demon!

Unless there is a blood feud, one must never kill people at will. Usually, in order to practice and advance, one can hunt monsters and plants. Creatures that have not officially passed the transformation period, that is, creatures that have not evolved complete intelligence, can be taken as needed, but not endlessly. Monsters and plants that have passed the transformation period cannot be killed at will without a legitimate reason.

Heaven has given the Nine Nether Soul-Devouring Radish the ability to rapidly increase its spiritual power by absorbing spiritual energy, which is a unique talent, but it has also placed very strict restrictions on it.

"The flesh and blood of human monks is so delicious that I want to eat it" - this reason for killing is definitely not feasible. If Ye Tang's soul had not taken over the body of the Nine Nether Soul-Devouring Radish, it would have been struck to ashes by the thunder.

In addition, humans have always attached great importance to the body after death, and they believe in a proper death. After all, no one wants to die without an intact body, especially in the belly of a carnivorous plant... In other words, even if Ye Tang did not kill someone, he cannot eat them casually, otherwise he will be contaminated with the "resentful spirit" of those dead souls, otherwise his luck will be reduced.

Therefore, if Ye Tang wants to continue on the path of cultivating immortals with the body of a man-eating plant, and even reach the pinnacle, the "delicious" human cultivators must be crossed out from his menu.

Ye Tang patted his chest and felt lucky that when he was writing the article and setting up the world framework, his values were still quite correct!

Although being a man-eating plant that doesn't eat people sounds a bit unimpressive, compared to having to eat his former kind and eventually dying under the thunder, he might as well be a good demon. I won't eat people unless they offend me! If someone offends me... I can chop and kill them, but after killing them... Ye Tang will try his best to use reason to overcome his physical appetite! qaq

Although eating the flesh and blood of monsters to cultivate is allowed by the laws of heaven, it sounds very cruel and terrifying! Does he have to rely on eating raw meat and drinking blood to cultivate in the future

As for eating other demon plants, Ye Tang recalled the memory left by the original Nine Nether Spirit Devouring Radish - damn, the taste is simply bland, not delicious at all! I am the king of demon flowers, at the top of the plant chain, and I was not born to be a vegetarian!

Ye Tang: ... =口=!

The system told Ye Tang in a mysterious tone that besides "eating people", there is actually another way that is not bloody or brutal at all, is allowed by the laws of heaven, and can also help to quickly cultivate and advance!

Ye Tang was immediately happy. It seemed that the system's golden finger for time travel was quite reliable. Unlike the system stories he wrote himself, the systems usually had the attribute of trapping the protagonist. He hurriedly urged the system to speak faster!

The system said in a somewhat lewd tone: "You can use your beauty to seduce other beauties, make friends with them, and secretly use the suction cup to absorb a small part of their spiritual power through physical contact... But you have to practice more to control this, don't touch someone's hand and eat the whole hand. This way of absorbing spiritual power can only be regarded as a small amount of meat. If you want to obtain spiritual power quickly, you still have to eat it with your lower body... Commonly known as Cai Bu, all male cultivators in the world are doing it!"

Ye Tang has written stallion stories of over a million words, * stories of several million words, and has stewed a lot of broth. He can be considered an old driver, but he is essentially a very conservative little virgin. In a science and engineering college with a male-to-female ratio of ten to one, a otaku like him can't find a girlfriend at all. Over the years, he has also DIYed in front of the goddesses of the second dimension!

Suddenly hearing such an evil way of cultivation provided by the system, Ye Tang gritted his teeth and said, "Damn it, I'm straight, what the hell is a male cultivator! Why not a girl!"

Although he has read stallion stories and * stories, those were just fantasies. Deep down in his heart, he still hoped that one day he could meet a soft girl, and they would be each other's only one, and have a love that would never break up!

If he could cultivate and level up by collecting a large number of harems, and if he could gather pure lolita, beautiful queen, gentle girl next door, unruly lady, cold goddess, arrogant queen, hot **... and ascend to heaven, he might be a little bit unable to control himself. If he really did that, why would the object be of the wrong gender? !

The system replied as a matter of course: "Because this world was generated based on your *interstellar fairy tale, you traveled through time with the curse of the Word Spirit, and your attribute is pure Yin, so you can only attract men with Yang attributes. You are on the gay route, otherwise it does not conform to the law of Yin and Yang. In short, you can't have sex with girls, same-sex repulsion, so give up!"

Ye Tang: Damn it, how come he is a pure man, but he has become a pure yin body, and is repelled by the "same sex" of girls? Don't be too sad!

Ye Tang asked inwardly, "Isn't there any girl with Yang attribute?"

The system was a bit stuck, and after a while it replied: "Maybe there are some, Yang-attributed girls, probably those who are more powerful than you... But I'm telling you, this system is obsessed with looks, I won't let you get with anyone who's too eye-catching, so just give up!"

Ye Tang: ... Forget it, even he himself can’t handle a girl like this.

Seeing that Ye Tang was determined not to rely on her beauty to seduce male cultivators and to take the "shortcut" to improve her cultivation, the system felt a little regretful, but continued to introduce diligently: "Alas, in fact, this shortcut is not without limitations. You can see that you are full of poison! Men with lower levels than you, below the Nascent Soul stage, will have their mouths rotten if they touch your saliva, let alone in-depth communication!

Although the organs of a monk's body can be regenerated through spiritual power, the new ones are always not as good as the original ones. If you are not careful, your penis will be corroded and melted in your vagina. This kind of thing seems to be more miserable than being eaten by you...

Those with the same level of cultivation as you can probably only last one or two minutes, and those with a higher level of cultivation than you can probably last three to five minutes... In short, they can only be used as "disposable daily" disposable rations. No matter how beautiful you are, they probably won't want to have sex with you again."

Ye Tang felt disgusted: "... Fuck, I told you I won't practice this way, don't tell me this!"

Ye Tang didn't intend to be gay, but this kind of biochemical toxicity still made him want to shed sad tears. But thinking that his tears might also be poisonous, he could only bear it!

Ye Tang wanted to ask the system why he was destined to be the one being suppressed, couldn't he be the one suppressing others? *I've written a lot of articles, although I'm not gay, but if he is destined to not find a girl wife in the future, it seems that finding a fair and tender girl is barely ok. He can't be destined to be alone and be a great magician for life, right

But thinking that my own #semen would probably be poisonous, I decided to give up. Not to mention finding a partner, I won’t even be in the mood to DIY in the future... =口=!

The system continued, "Don't worry, I haven't finished yet. If you can find a man with a much higher cultivation level or a pure Yang body, you won't have this kind of trouble! You and I are a perfect match, very suitable for keeping in captivity as long-term food! The probability is a little small. Generally speaking, there will only be one pure Yin body and one pure Yang body in the same period. When you meet your destined man, I will remind you."

This world uses the general framework of Ye Tang's previous work "Star Cultivation", but many details are generated autonomously. Even Ye Tang, the "creator", does not know so many things. However, Ye Tang does not want to listen to the information provided by the system about the "shortcuts" to rapid cultivation. He begins to actively ask some questions he wants to know.

For example, cooked monster flesh and blood also has spiritual power. Although a small amount of the spiritual power will be lost during the cooking process, Ye Tang, as a human soul, is at least psychologically more able to accept it.

The place where he is now is the Heisen planet, a famous training ground in the entire Canglan Star Region. It is a paradise for monsters and plants. Every day, many human cultivators come here to hunt monsters and plants to earn resources for cultivation.

He is a top-grade demon plant, the king of demon flowers, the Nine Nether Spirit-Devouring Lobe. The area within a thousand miles is his "territory". The canyon where he transcended the tribulation is called the Broken Heart Valley, a famous dangerous place on the Black Forest planet. It has the most abundant spiritual power and is home to many low- and medium-level demon plants, as well as some low-level demon beasts.

Although the high-level demonic plant didn't taste very good, fortunately it had abundant spiritual power and was eaten by Yuan Jiuyou Soul-Devouring Radish when she was extremely hungry. It would have been fine if she had just eaten it, but she also cursed that it was so disgusting.

High-level monsters can move around freely and have a certain level of intelligence. They know that this is the territory of the man-eating monster Flower King and will not come here easily.

"Heartbroken Valley" or something like that, not only will you be heartbroken when you come here, you will be left with nothing but bones! Only those foreign cultivators who are chased by high-level monsters and are dizzy and have no choice will run here, seeing that the high-level monsters suddenly stopped chasing, there are still many mid-level spiritual plants in the valley, and there is also a huge demon flower that exudes the aura of high-level spiritual plants, and they all think that they are going to be rich! However... usually ninety-nine out of a hundred will never return.

The difference between monster beasts and spirit beasts is that one is wild and the other is domesticated by humans, but spirit beasts can also be included in the general term of monster beasts.

The classification of plants is a little different. Humans like to call those with positive medicinal value spiritual plants, and those that can only be used as poisons like the Nine Nether Spirit Devouring Radish are called evil plants. Spiritual plants and evil plants are collectively called demon plants.

It was more difficult for demon plants to cultivate than demon beasts. Even if they had lived for tens of thousands of years, they would only have high grades and it was difficult for them to develop independent consciousness. At least in this Heartbreak Valley, only the original Nine Nether Devouring Spirit Radish had developed consciousness, and could be considered a demon cultivator who had not yet transformed. It could occasionally "move" and move with its tentacles, and from time to time change places to bask in the sun and eat something.

This time, the Nine Nether Soul-Devouring Radish had finally accumulated enough spiritual power to reach the transformation stage. It also collected a number of "spiritual weapons and magic treasures" that were full of spiritual power but it could not bite from the storage bags of human monks that it had eaten in the past. It imitated the human monks to inject spiritual power and use various spiritual weapons, and only then was it able to barely withstand the first forty-eight heavenly thunders, but those spiritual weapons had already been destroyed in the heavenly thunder disaster.

In other words, the Broken Heart Valley is now extremely poor. Even the few remaining intermediate-level demon plants have had their vitality and spiritual power sucked away by the Nine Nether Soul-Devouring Radish with its tentacles while it was resisting the heavenly thunder calamity.

Ye Tang walked around the Broken Heart Valley and according to the vague memories in his mind, he dug out from a tree hole all the things that Jiuyou Soul-Devouring Radish had collected from human cultivators in the past that did not have much spiritual power but were inedible - a large number of storage equipment, robes, medicine bottles, jade slips, ores, low-level spiritual tools, tokens and other sundries. After all, he was a demon cultivator now, and a demon cultivator who could no longer eat humans but only demon beast flesh. Of course, he could not waste the things he could collect.

Forget about the identity token and other things, throw them away, they will only cause trouble. But I kept everything else and put them in a space bracelet with the largest storage space.

Ye Tang planned to sell it and buy a new one after arriving in the human city. Things belonging to the dead were too unlucky, and he was a little scared to use them!

After doing all this, Ye Tang looked at those low-level demonic plants that would tremble as soon as he approached, and felt a little depressed. He didn't even dare to kill a chicken, okay? Did it look that scary

What Ye Tang didn't know was that, thanks to the blessing of the golden light that brought him success in surviving the transformation tribulation, these low-level demon plants had directly entered the Qi Gathering Stage (equivalent to the Qi Refining Stage for humans), and had acquired very vague low-level intelligence. They had barely stepped into the threshold of demon cultivation, and would instinctively avoid him, a ferocious guy who even hungry demon plants could eat, with both respect and fear.

The demon pill absorbed a lot of golden light unconsciously after the transformation. Ye Tang didn't feel hungry yet. He bared his teeth at the low-level demon plants and said, "Since your level is too low, you are not tasty, and you can't be sold for much money, I will let you go for now... If I have no other choice one day, I will come back to eat you! Grow up quickly!"

The low-level demon plants seemed to understand and trembled even more violently. They wished Ye Tang would leave quickly. After hearing this, they wanted to cultivate to the transformation stage quickly and leave this hellish place. They were also afraid that the demon flower king would come back before they reached the transformation stage.

Ye Tang waved goodbye to the low-level demon plant neighbors.

Ye Tang hesitated for a moment, but gave up the idea of leaving the canyon on his own. Under the guidance of the system, Ye Tang found a semi-sci-fi, semi-immortal-style spaceship that was infused with spiritual power or driven by spiritual stones from the relics of the monks eaten by the Nine Nether Spirit Devouring Radish. He injected spiritual power into it and flew tremblingly towards the human city on the Heisen planet.

Inside the spaceship, Ye Tang carefully put his hands together in a prayer gesture facing the control panel, muttering to himself: "Could the previous owner of this spaceship still have a residual soul attached to it? The one who ate you was not me now, but the former Nine Nether Devouring Spirit Radish... It should have gone to accompany you, you can rest in peace, but don't come after me! I am innocent, just a passerby who passed by..."

Seeing Ye Tang's miserly and timid appearance, the system always felt that this scene was a bit hot to the eyes! He didn't have the demeanor of a dreaded man-eating monster flower king at all!

I wanted to remind Ye Tang that with his current enchanting appearance and the alluring sweet aura, going to the human monks' market would definitely cause a commotion... But then I decided not to. The scene would be beautiful, and I was looking forward to it! This is the only fun of a system, to pit the host from time to time. (83 Chinese.83.)