Fortunately, the system stopped it in time, otherwise Ye Tang would have tragically become a person without a penis and anus...
Even after transforming into a human form, some strange organs in the body will be "removed". For example, there will no longer be such a ridiculous skill as hermaphrodites being able to give birth to offspring.
However, compared to being a man-eating monster flower with a weak will and few desires, Ye Tang suddenly felt that the flowering period was not so scary...
Damn, if he doesn’t have a penis, can he still be considered a man
If he doesn't have any chrysanthemums, can he still be considered a human being
Ye Tang felt a little scared when he thought about it, luckily he was a little slow.
Holy shit, why has he seen all kinds of time-travel, interstellar, and cultivation stories on Da JJ, and the protagonists are all awesome and successful, but now it’s his turn to face this kind of weird style of painting
Even though he had a rather strange idea when he wrote this story, he had to mix interstellar and cultivation together, and he would occasionally trick the top and bottom protagonists. After accidentally traveling through time, he also tricked the protagonists and their husbands into being trapped in an alternate dimension for five hundred years, and maybe even longer...
Could this be the legendary retribution in this life
Ye Tang settled down by the lake with thin spiritual energy not far from the entrance of Yuliu Small Blessed Land. Every day, he looked at his own reflection in the lake and felt sorry for himself. The more he looked, the more he thought - Ah, how can my body be so white and beautiful! The appearance of a human cultivator is really too boring!
I am almost trying to imitate the narcissistic Narcissus and become beautiful and flawless.
After transforming into his original form, Ye Tang still felt that his bud was about to bloom, and he also felt an indescribable emptiness and longing.
Ye Tang suddenly had an idea and asked the system: "Can I self-pollinate? Look at other flowers, some rely on honey to collect pollen, and the pollen falls on the pistil..."
The system was almost choked to death by Ye Tang's bizarre imagination. Therefore, this world has many weird things. We really can't blame the heavens, but Ye Tang himself, the one who set the framework of this world...
The system thought that even if Ye Tang ate his own pollen, he would not be poisoned. It said speechlessly: "By the way, as long as you have a body immune to the toxicity of your sex fluid, your sex fluid will evolve into another property, commonly known as aphrodisiac. I don't know if self-production and self-sale will not work. Anyway, you have nothing to do, so you can try it when the time comes!"
Ye Tang: ... ... Uh, forget it! =口=
As the flowering season approaches, Ye Tang begins to emit a faint charming fragrance uncontrollably. Although it is very faint, it is still easy to be captured by the sensitive cultivators.
In the first seven days, new cultivators entered the Yuliu blessed land every day. Those who happened to pass by the direction where Ye Tang was thinking that it was some kind of rare treasure, and they all came down to harass Ye Tang.
Why didn't these cultivators think about the vastness of this area, the thin spiritual energy, and what natural treasures could there be? Ye Tang was in a state of irritability, and he unceremoniously used his branches and leaves to transform into tentacles and demon vines, and threw these cultivators into the lake to feed the fish.
Fortunately, as long as his dark green tentacles appear, those human cultivators who are not too seriously poisoned by the charm fragrance will quickly wake up and quickly remember the legend of the ferocious demon cultivator who gathered 300 jade spirit crystal cores in half a day. That demon cultivator also relied on tentacles and demon vines as weapons, and it is said that he even threatened to "eat people"!
Did this evil spirit come to the Yuliu small blessed land just to bask in the sun by the lake not far from the entrance? This is really special!
The more timid and cautious monks would quickly flee after climbing out of the lake, trying to get as far away from this evil god as possible.
But there were also some guys who boasted of their skills and courage. When Ye Tang robbed their monsters outside, they secretly held a grudge against him and formed a group to attack, wanting to teach Ye Tang a lesson.
Ye Tang therefore had many opportunities to practice how to accurately control his tentacles and vines. At most, he would only spread poison and never accidentally eat a bite of these guys' unpalatable flesh and blood. He could also vent the madness and excess energy in his body, and... ahem, and return to his old business of robbery.
Because the cultivators who could enter the Yuliu blessed land were all very powerful and wealthy, although Ye Tang basically did not move much and did not look for any rare treasures, he still made a fortune. He was also careful not to kill anyone, to show that he was really a kind and innocent demon.
He also threatened these human monks that if they dared to go out and give him random names like "Carnivorous Plant Killer", they'd better pray that he wouldn't meet them in the future, otherwise he would really eat them sooner or later.
As a result, Ye Tang gained a reputation as a cruel and ruthless flower robber...
Ye Tang: Robbery is really a quick way to make money! It seems that the cooperation between Jia Wanzhen and I, "I rob and you sell the stolen goods", can continue for a long time!
The treasures of nature were of little use to him. It was too troublesome for him to find and kill the monsters one by one by himself. Besides, he only felt comfortable when he transformed into his original form and took root in the ground. Otherwise, he would feel uncomfortable all over.
After the eighth day, even the human monks stopped harassing Ye Tang. Everyone thought that he was stationed here just to wait for someone to rob him and make a fortune, so they all deliberately avoided the area where Ye Tang was.
Ye Tang: ... Why don't you come to give me money? These human monks are so cowardly! They have no sense of adventure at all!
As the fragrance emanating from Ye Tang became stronger and stronger, monsters began to be attracted to him. Even the lake where he was located was always crowded with a large number of big and small fish.
Ye Tang adhered to the principle of not letting go of anyone who passed by him, and collected a large number of spare ingredients!
Unfortunately, his stomach was so full that he couldn’t eat anything. Damn, he actually started to miss the days when he was always hungry…
It's much better than the current feeling of having a full stomach but feeling very hungry and thirsty on the other hand and having no food to eat!
There are only four or five days left until the flowering period.
When Ye Tang thought that he would have to survive the flowering period in this place, he suddenly sensed a rapid and familiar fluctuation of spiritual power in his space button.
Isn't this the spiritual energy of Brother Ming Yan? Ye Tang subconsciously probed his consciousness into the space button and found that it was the black jade talisman that Ming Yan gave him that was emitting spiritual energy fluctuations and was still vibrating.
Ye Tang's mind moved, and he took out the black jade talisman with his tentacles, and subconsciously probed his spiritual consciousness into the black jade talisman.
Brother Ming Yan's familiar voice came over: "Xiao Tang? I sensed through the black jade talisman that you are also in the Yuliu Small Blessed Land, right?"
Ye Tang’s whole body froze. What does “also” mean
Could it be that the cultivator who entered the Yuliu blessed land ten minutes ago was really Fellow Daoist Ming Yan
Ye Tang felt like drooling for some reason. Damn it, Ming Yan was the only person he could barely accept being gay with! Ming Yan also magically possessed a physique that was immune to all poisons, and was probably immune to the poison in his body!
Ye Tang used his spiritual consciousness to transmit his voice, making his tone sound as normal as possible: "Yes, Brother Ming Yan, what's the matter?"
Mo Yan heard that Ye Tang didn't seem to be in any discomfort, probably because he hadn't encountered the problem that troubled him yet.
After hesitating for a while, Mo Yan asked for help in a somewhat embarrassed manner: "I seem to be trapped in a strange space. No matter what, I can't get out. More importantly, my spiritual power has been imprisoned for five days. Fortunately, the spiritual power signal wave of the black jade talisman can penetrate all barriers... I guess if I want to leave this space, I need someone to cooperate with me. In this small blessed land, I only know you, Xiaotang, and I can only contact you..."
With Mo Yan's cultivation level at the Tribulation Crossing Stage, he was not afraid of any danger. But who would have thought that he would die in this inconspicuous little blessed land.
The feeling of having his spiritual power imprisoned like that of a mortal was really terrible, and what was even more terrifying was that he was the only one in this space.
If it were under normal circumstances, Mo Yan would not mind taking his time, believing that he would be able to get out sooner or later. However, thinking that the little demon cultivator would encounter problems that he could not solve by himself in the near future, Mo Yan could not help but take out the black jade talisman. Unexpectedly, through the black jade talisman, he unexpectedly sensed that the little demon cultivator was thousands of miles away, in the range of the same small blessed land.
In Mo Yan's life, he had never asked for help from anyone, but if the person was a little demon cultivator... Mo Yan always felt that the little demon cultivator would definitely not refuse, nor would he laugh at or look down on him for it.
Sure enough, after hearing what he said, the little demon cultivator asked anxiously: "Tell me where you were before you last entered this space, and I'll rush over right away..."
Ye Tang: Damn, isn't this strange space that makes all cultivators lose their spiritual power? It's the transit station from Yuliu Xiaofudi to the different dimension where the protagonists Qingyang and Yin Changyuan are? How lucky is Ming Yan that he actually encountered it!
Ye Tang was worried about the fact that the flowering period was over, and he didn't know where to find this space crack that appeared randomly in Yuliu Small Blessed Land and changed its location every ten days to half a month or several months at most!
Now that his flowering season is approaching, he can no longer care about all this.
As the designer, Ye Tang knew too well the pitfalls of this transit space. If one person went in alone, they would definitely be trapped to death. Only if two people went in together, there would be a way out. There was a 90% chance of returning to Yuliu Fudi, and only a 10% chance of entering the other end of the different dimension.
Brother Ming Yan has been in there for five days. If this transit space is randomly transferred when there are people inside, the people inside will most likely be torn into pieces...
Even if he rushed over and Brother Ming Yan might not be able to restrain himself and stretch out his evil hand, it was better than letting Brother Ming Yan be trapped to death inside.
After getting Ming Yan's detailed route explanation, Ye Tang almost crawled out of the ground, transformed into a beautiful young man in a dark green robe, quickly performed a body cleansing spell, and jumped onto the super-fast Purple Thunder spiritual spaceship that Brother Ming Yan had given him before.
He didn't notice at all that the disguise potion on his face had already worn off, revealing his original exquisite, gorgeous, enchanting and charming appearance.
At this moment, Mo Yan was trapped in the transit space of spiritual power confinement. Because he had lost his spiritual power, the appearance on his face that was transformed by the spiritual power also lost its function, revealing his elegant and handsome facial features, like those of a god.
Mo Yan was silently expecting but also anxiously worried—if the little demon cultivator saw his true face and recognized his identity, would he be surprised and ask for favor, or would he be respectful and distant towards him from then on
If it were someone else, he would of course hope it was the latter. But for the little demon cultivator, Mo Yan especially hoped it would be the former!
Mo Yan could never have imagined that when they met soon, a certain little demon cultivator would want to hug more than just his thighs... (83 Chinese.83.)