A Guide to Cultivating Immortality with The Interstellar Carnivorous Plant.

Chapter 6: Lady Ye returns to the city in a clown costume

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Ye Tang is now on the blacklist of the Heisen City Supervisory Team. If he enters Heisen City in person, he will be taken away for interrogation in minutes.

If he entered the Supervisory Office, he would certainly not be able to hide his race. As the Nine Nether Soul Devouring Lobelia, also known as the man-eating demon flower king, his previous incarnation had eaten quite a few human cultivators before it transformed. He really couldn't be considered a "good demon"... He was likely to be detained and sent to the demon training institute at any moment!

Ye Tang had a good impression of the tall and thin man. He felt that although he was not a good person, he was not a bad person either. He was quite sensible, a little lustful and afraid of death, but he had a limit. He was not like the monk named Wang, who was vicious and cunning. That was why Ye Tang chose to keep him for questioning.

Ye Tang planned to stay here for a long time to develop the robbery business to "make money", and he really needed a little brother to run errands, so he asked: "What's your name?"

The tall and thin man finally had a name, and he happily introduced himself: "Senior, my name is Gao Shou! Because my parents are looking forward to my growing up to be a great master..."

The experts didn't realize that he was actually quite tall and thin, like a clothesline.

In order to prevent Gao Shou from fooling him, Ye Tang did not intend to return the space equipment he had just robbed from Gao Shou. He also rejected Gao Shou's suggestion that he wanted to use a strand of his hair for DNA verification so that he could ask his friend to forge an identity for him. He directly asked Gao Shou to bring his friend over to discuss cooperation on the spot. Only then would he believe it after paying the money and receiving the goods.

In addition, he did not forget to ask Gao Shou to bring him more delicious food next time he came, and then he would pay for it upon delivery.

In order to express his sincerity in cooperation, Ye Tang, under the guidance of the system, carefully "sucked" back all the black toxins from the wound on Gao Shou's hand where Gao Shou's venom had burned a bloody pit. Such a small wound would heal quickly with the nourishment of Gao Shou's spiritual power.

As for the monk named Wang who wanted to take him to some sea of love flowers, Ye Tang was too lazy to care and directly asked Gao Shou to take him back to Heisen City. As long as he was treated in time, he would not die. However, the remaining poison would take several years to slowly recuperate before it could be eliminated. Before the poison was eliminated, his cultivation would not improve at all.

Next, Ye Tang began to squat outside the Heisen City, using his beauty to lure people who had returned from training or who had accepted missions to find him, and then he would rob them to "make money".

Three days later, Gao Shou kept his word and brought his friend who was engaged in reselling second-hand spiritual tools and dealing in fake certificates.

Ye Tang squatted on the grass without any image, eating the food that Gao Shou packed from the restaurant in the city. Ye Tang, who was extremely hungry, ate a large chicken leg of a tricolor pheasant in one bite, without even spitting out the bones. The whole half-meter-long roasted pig was reduced to a skeleton in three minutes.

Jia Wanzhen, who was brought over by Gao Shougang and was dressed in elite attire and had a gentle and fair complexion, pushed his glasses and calmly ignored the eye-catching scene of the beautiful woman eating and drinking wildly, and began to estimate the value of the low- and medium-level second-hand spiritual weapons piled up on the grass in front of him.

Jia Wanzhen opened the virtual light screen of the advanced communicator, his fingertips jumped between a series of Arabic numerals, and he said to Ye Tang in a clear and logical manner: "Three hundred and twenty-eight primary spiritual tools, one hundred and sixty-five intermediate spiritual tools, eighteen advanced spiritual tools, one hundred and thirty-nine space equipment, the levels are respectively forty-five hundred cubic meters... The total estimated value is twenty-two million two hundred and two hundred thousand spirit stones. Excluding the ten percent agency fee for the transfer, and the cost of removing the DNA binding, it is just right to get a round number for you, twenty million.

In addition, if you need me to help you get a legal identity card for the demon race, it will cost 10 million spirit stones. A temporary fake identity card that can fool the city management office and allow you to leave Heisen Star in disguise but expires in three months will only cost 500,000. "

Ye Tang was completely confused by the series of calculations. He was a math idiot, okay

Also, is it reliable to pay 10 million spirit stones for a "real identity" certificate

However, considering how ferocious and terrifying his strength is, Jia Wan really shouldn't dare to deceive him.

The point is, those low- and mid-level spiritual tools are not as useful as his vines and tentacles. They are of no use to Ye Tang, and keeping them will only cause trouble. He doesn't want to keep the dead's things, who knows if they will be contaminated by their owner's bad luck! Where can I find the white spiritual stones

Apart from Jia Wanzhen, he couldn't find anyone else to sell it for him, so Ye Tang said directly: "Okay, then give me a real ID card. Since I'm so beautiful, can you give me a 28% discount?"

Gao Shou opened his mouth and seemed to want to say something, but Jia Wanzhen raised his hand to stop him. He looked at Ye Tang's face carefully for a while before saying, "Your face is really good, and it's no less beautiful than the four most famous beauties of the demon race. I heard that you can also exude a charming fragrance that attracts men. Would you like to consider entering the entertainment industry of the cultivation world? If you are interested, I can help you get in touch. I can also give you a 28% discount with a real ID card!"

Ye Tang was speechless. Although he did have immortal world versions of TV dramas and heavenly sounds when he set up the world framework, he did not expect that the immortal world version of the entertainment industry would also be derived from it.

Ye Tang sighed and shook his head, "I'm afraid that I'll get hungry while acting and eat the actors I work with. You may not understand the pain I feel watching a bunch of food walking around in front of me every day but not being able to eat it!"

Gao Shou's face turned pale. Although he knew that Senior Ye was very cruel, he didn't expect him to be so cruel! Although in the eyes of human cultivators, demon cultivators were actually former food that had cultivated into spirits, he didn't expect that in the eyes of demon cultivators, they were the same as human cultivators.

Such a beauty is beautiful, and although he is a little lustful, he has no courage to do so. He can only stay away from such a beauty. After all, beauty is precious, but life is more precious.

Jia Wanzhen said calmly, "Well, I'll still give you an 88% discount. But in this case, Xiao Gao and I will basically go for nothing on this trip, and we won't make much money. But it's okay, I'll just consider it a favor to you, my friend!"

I have to say that Jia Wan is really good at doing business and getting close to people.

His cultivation is not as good as Gao Shou's, only in the early stage of Golden Core, but he is the one who makes the final decision among the two.

After hearing what Jia Wanzhen said, Ye Tang really felt like he was being treated as a friend. He scratched his head, feeling a little embarrassed: "Ah, then why don't you give me a discount? I can earn back one or two million spirit stones by robbing a few more people. In fact, it doesn't matter to me if I have more or less money. Anyway, I don't have enough to eat every day..."

After seeing Ye Tang's reaction, Jia Wanzhen was sure that although this demon cultivator seemed ferocious, he might have been a fierce plant that dominated the area before he transformed. Otherwise, how did he get so many storage devices and low- and medium-level spiritual tools? But after the transformation, his character was quite good. Although he regarded human cultivators as food, he did not eat anyone in the past few days. Even those who had ill intentions towards him, like the cultivator surnamed Wang, were only seriously injured at most.

Jia Wanzhen's expression became serious, and he told Ye Tang that the Heisen City Management and Supervision Office was going to organize people to "arrest" him tomorrow, a robber who had been too rampant recently. Although they might not be able to catch Ye Tang, it would not be so easy for Ye Tang to continue robbing people in this area in the future.

Also, they are planning to leave Heisen Star and go to the Yaoyue Secret Realm on Juling Star for training in three days, and they would like to sincerely invite Ye Tang to join the team on the journey.

Jia Wanzhen made it very clear that he invited Ye Tang because he was impressed by his superior fighting ability among cultivators of the same level. After all, Jia Wanzhen mainly relies on his brain to make a living, and Gao Shou is a pimp, and both of them have low fighting ability.

Ye Tang said, "You should have said it earlier! We can leave here if we have a chance. Who wants to stay in this damn place and eat raw meat and drink blood? If I follow you, I can always have delicious food, right?"

Then, without hesitation, he took the last roast goose that he wanted to save for tomorrow and started eating!

Jia Wanzhen and Gao Shou, who had prepared many reasons to persuade Ye Tang, thought to themselves: … …This guy is too easy to kidnap! If I had known that I could have kidnapped this cruel guy by preparing more food! It was a waste that they were afraid of Ye Tang's strength and didn't dare to tell lies!

Before Ye Tang follows the duo who resell spiritual weapons and cheat people, he needs to do a very important task - disguise himself!

After all, his current appearance has made him famous throughout the entire Heisen City.

The interstellar world of immortal cultivation does not strictly control the appearance of cultivators. The portraits on the ID cards are generally only for reference. It is completely ok if you really don't want to keep a portrait. After all, many cultivators like to change their appearance from time to time, and it is too troublesome to fix one appearance.

Jia Wanzhen and Gao Shou now regarded Ye Tang as their future teammate, so they naturally did their best to help him get his ID card and disguise himself.

First, a temporary fake ID card was obtained for Ye Tang to sneak into Heisen City. The real ID card was a little more troublesome to obtain, and the procedure took three days.

However, you have to change your clothes before entering the city.

Fortunately, although Jia Wanzhen did not expect to be able to convince Ye Tang in one go, he always had various magical weapons and disguise tools that could not be scanned by scientific instruments.

An hour later, Ye Tang looked at his own sallow complexion, his hair as dry and yellow as straw, and his face that looked like a brother to Gao Shou, who looked like a passerby. After one second, he would forget what he looked like. He was wearing a brand new beggar's robe that looked very non-mainstream and had many patches...

Gao Shou was still patting his thigh and imparting his experience: "Hey, Fellow Daoist Ye, you look better than me in this outfit. By the way, the most important thing when playing an ugly role is the eyes. Your eyes should not be so lively. They should be a little dull and lifeless... That's right, this is it!"

Ye Tang: ... I am just expressing that if I really grow up to have this face without any sense of existence, I will be so sad that I will have no desire to live! Why do you become dull and lifeless

The system muttered to Ye Tang in its mind, "Oh my god, this is too ugly! How can you hook up with a beautiful woman in this state? But this girl next to you named Jia Wanzhen is not as good as you, but she is also a very good beauty in her true appearance. You should work hard to make friends with her, touch her hand from time to time, and absorb some spiritual energy... Forget Gao Shou, although his true appearance is not so ugly, he is also average..."

Ye Tang: … … It turns out that everyone has a fake face! This is even more amazing than the plastic surgery in the 21st century!

On the way back to the city, Ye Tang listened to Gao Shou introduce the features of the Giant Spirit Star where they would be visiting in three days - from trees, flowers and plants to monsters and plants, all were extremely huge!

For example, a normal-sized spirit pig is about two meters long, but those raised on Giant Spirit Star are several times longer, reaching ten meters!

Ye Tang couldn't help drooling. When the disguise potion and biological glue on his lips and mouth came into contact with his saliva, they disappeared with a hissing sound, and a small piece of skin and lips turned back to snow-white and bright red.

Jia Wanzhen gave Gao Shou a displeased look and forbade him to describe the giant pigs on the Giant Star anymore.

Gao Shou felt aggrieved: I was just talking casually, how would I know that Lady Ye was so hungry

Ye Tang was very depressed: ... ...Why should I be deprived of my right to "listen to the pigs to stop my hunger"? But thinking that I will be able to eat in three days, I will just bear it! (83 Chinese.83.)