A Helplessly Weak, Big Ginger Cat

Chapter 50: old man music

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Miao Xiaomi was really tired recently, and Miao Miao said to let him relax, so he just went with the flow and started to let himself go.

Stripping off clothes and turning into a cat form, sucking catnip and licking fur, these are normal for the cat clan, but Miao Xiaomi is the emperor, and he is serious and friendly to the outside world.

They shouldn't be seen licking their majesty's legs, cough cough, what the hell.

In the end, Miaohuami was driven away, and Yan Leyang and the others followed Miaohuami very wisely.

The way the orcs relax is basically to change back to the prototype and liberate their nature. For example, in the last world, Hatch would find a part-time job every year to pull a sled, and Yan Leyang would fight with the tigers at home for a while every year. Running is a reason.

Miao Xiaomi is probably also relaxing. She sucks catnip, rolls and licks her fur with her two subordinates.

The cat tribe doesn't like to take a bath, but they like to be clean, and licking their fur is a habit, but they didn't expect it to happen at an embarrassing time, Yan Leyang and the others went in.

Miao Xiaomi was probably frightened, and Yan Leyang even saw endless sadness on a cat's face, which shouldn't be.

Not long after Miaohuami was kicked out, she was called back by her brother. Yan Leyang had an intuition that waiting for the little princess would not be a good thing, so she silently prayed for the princess, and then pulled her away without any psychological burden. Wolf Eleven left.

On Teacher Bai's side, Xing Dian checked all the data that Yan Leyang submitted.

"The shape transformation of the mecha is not suitable enough, and Yan Leyang's explosive power is too terrifying." Teacher Bai hissed after asking for the information, "Give this to me first, Xing, you go back first."

Xing stood by the side blankly for about a minute, finally nodded, turned and left.

He walked to the door, turned on the optical brain, and just stuck around for a long time.

"Xing? What are you doing?" When passing by the door, he glanced at him curiously, and then felt annoyed. Hell, why did he say hello to Xing?

Suddenly, Zaixing looked at him after being quiet for a while: "I'm sending a message to my mother, hoping she can talk to me."

The colleague still maintained a polite smile: "Then I will go first."

After waiting for a while, he walked away after Xing nodded.

Xing's mother is not his biological mother, Xing's mother is a monkfish.

The colleague's expression changed when he heard about Xing's mother, and it was also because the monkfish's habits were so unbelievable.

The female of the monkfish is much bigger than the male, and the male of the monkfish really interprets it by himself? It is called real eating soft rice, because they will grow on the body of the female monkfish, and they will become one in the true sense. Then they It will also degenerate, and in the true sense, only one penis is needed.

And female monkfish often have more than one male.

This thing is a bit beyond the understanding of ordinary small animals on land, and it is natural to be afraid.

Just imagine, a man's lifelong goal is to find a wife. After finding a wife, he will do nothing, rely on his wife for support, and stick to his wife every day. Over time, a man grows to his wife, even his eyes, brain and limbs. are starting to degenerate.

The wife that a man finds carries a lot of men who have degenerated and also grow on women.

What kind of bereavement plot is this

But Xing, who is a marine animal, is used to all this. After all, there are still many hermaphrodites in their starfish family, so it's not surprising how they do it.

The call between Xing and his mother ended quickly, and his mother unilaterally hung up the communication, because it was too much effort to communicate with Xing, and the woman didn't bother to wait for Xing to react.

Star: ... Humble.

He didn't want to react so slowly.

Forget it, let's go home, Xing adjusted his mood and wanted to leave directly.

And when he passed by an ice cream shop, he stopped again. He glanced at the virtual image displayed at the entrance of the shop, the thick chocolate sauce on the ice cream cone, thought for a while, and walked in.

After walking in, he stood in front of the dining table and didn't speak for a long time.

"Sir, is there anything you want?" the man opposite said.

Star still didn't respond.

"gentlemen?"

"I need a chocolate ice cream." Xing was a little nervous, how could this be sold by a real person? It stands to reason that shouldn't there be robots in this kind of store

As soon as he tensed, his hand became the wrist of a starfish. He'd always been half-animal and erratic.

To embolden him, he repeated: "I want a chocolate ice cream."

At the same time, the man also said: "Are you nervous?"

Xing was silent again, and the man frowned: "Sir?"

About thirty seconds later, Xing shut himself up: "Ah! I don't need it anymore, thank you!" After speaking, he ran out with his wrists swaying.

"Sir!" The man tried to save, but it was completely useless, "Sir!!"

"Tsk, what's wrong?"

Yan Leyang and Lang Shishi didn't drive over in a hover car. They took a taxi near their home, but a red object ran towards them, hitting Yan Leyang staggering.

Taking a closer look, Yan Leyang almost suffocated.

There are two big wrists in front of him, which are still hollow. There is a slit in each of the two wrists, and inside are the wriggling tube feet of the chrysalis. Yan Leyang's scalp is numb, and he is afraid that he can die on the spot.

Take a closer look, oh, it turned out to be a star.

Xing ran into Yan Leyang, but did not knock Yan Leyang down, after all, the tonnage is here. It's just that such a big starfish crashed into Yan Leyang's arms, it was so pitiful and weak.

Wolf Eleven's face darkened, he pulled Xing away, what's the matter, suddenly there was another guy who robbed him in the blink of an eye

Xing was pulled over, and only then did he react: "I hit someone? Hello, Mr. Yan."

Xing stretched out his wrist, and at the same time he stretched out, this wrist turned into a hand.

Yan Leyang reached out to shake hands with Xingxiang.

Then there was no movement again.

Yan Leyang waited patiently for a while, then Xingcai shook Yan Leyang's hand up and down: "I'm sorry for letting you see this scene."

Wolf Eleven felt that his endurance was almost exhausted.

Yan Leyang saw that Xing's eyes were red, as if she had cried, she was surprised and embarrassed.

Xing's habits were a bit unacceptable to Yan Leyang, but Yan Leyang's frightened appearance probably also hit Xing.

"I'm sorry." Yan Leyang lowered his head, "My ignorance has caused you harm."

Xing didn't answer, this time Xing was silent for a long time, so long that Wolf Eleven wanted to drag Yan Leyang away.

"It's okay, I don't care about these things." Xing said, getting out of the way and letting Yan Leyang and Lang Shiyi go back.

After Yan Leyang and Lang Shishi left, Xing was still staring at the direction Yan Leyang left, just staring blankly.

Since he was already slow to respond, and the people living around him were all acquaintances, it wouldn't be strange to see him like this.

Xing stared at it for a long time before saying: "I'm sorry." It seemed to be repeating Yan Leyang's words.

"I'm done!!!"

As soon as Yan Leyang and the others entered the door, they were almost hit by a stool flying towards them. Fortunately, Yan Leyang had quick eyesight and hands, and stretched out his hand to slap the stool away.

Looking again, it turned out that Dai Zu was losing his temper.

Dai Zu's clothes are a bit messy, and the hair on his head is like a bird's nest, very individual.

The whites of his eyes were bloodshot, and he roared angrily, as if he had been greatly stimulated.

And Loma squatted in the corner, even covering his head.

"What's wrong?" Yan Leyang met Dai Zu's gaze, silently moved away, and asked Luo Ma instead.

Dai Zu ignored them and continued to go crazy.

"It's a long story." Loma took out a handful of melon seeds from his pocket, "The departments of Dai Zu and I are quite close, right?"

"Yeah." Yan Leyang nodded, and Wolf Eleven also squatted down.

"I've heard of it, I've heard of it." Loma sighed, "Dai Zu has found a partner."

"Oh~" Yan Leyang and Lang Shiyi suddenly realized what happened at the same time.

"No, no, it's different this time." Luoma interrupted them, "How can he be so angry just to be green?" Luoma pointed at Dai Zu, who just happened to look over, and Luoma was startled. .

To be honest, she is a hippopotamus and was frightened by caimans, which is a bit strange.

"This time, his partner is his senior. The two of them have been in love for a long time in the process of cooperation. Although it hasn't been long, won't they confess after exchanging their hearts?" Luo Ma's voice was lower, " As a result, someone came to the door the next day.”

"The current partner of his date?" Yan Leyang sighed and shook his head, but the excitement on his face was gossip.

Loma shook her head with a heavy face: "No, it's his partner's great-grandson."

"Huh?" Yan Leyang was stunned, and so was Wolf Eleven.

"His subject is over two hundred years old." Luo Ma sighed, "Dai Zu doesn't know, this subject's wife died of an experiment error."

"There are many great-grandsons." Luo Ma said angrily, "Dai Zu almost joined the old man's music club, you say he is not angry."

"Fuck old man Le!!" Dai Zu roared.

The three people squatting in the corner all trembled, good guy, Dai Zu can hear it.

"Think about it." Yan Leyang coughed twice and stood up, "At least he didn't flirt with you this time."

Dai Zu sneered, "No, he cheated five people like me!! Five!!!"

Yan Leyang gasped, and had nothing to say.

It's too miserable, people are so miserable, verbal comfort seems too weak.

"Why don't we go drinking with you?" Yan Leyang asked, Dai Zu sniffed and looked at Yan Leyang with melancholy eyes: "Is there something I didn't do well enough?"

"You really listen to me?" Yan Leyang patted Dai Zu on the back.

"Brother, tell me." Dai Zu wiped away his tears.

"Get a tan when you have time, or dye it. Green looks good, but it's unlucky." Yan Leyang sighed, "I told you about this a long time ago."

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