A Helplessly Weak, Big Ginger Cat

Chapter 8: fairy tales

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Why did he follow? Wolf Eleven was thinking about this question seriously.

At this moment, they are a cat, a wolf, and a crocodile, and they are carefully following the anaconda named Saibu. The snake robbed all afternoon along the road, and they followed them all afternoon.

This matter was brought up by Dai Zu. He felt that this big snake had a lot of eyes, so he had to be on guard against it.

Although it looks like he has been tricked, what if he unites several people to harm Yan Leyang? Two fists are no match for four hands, and if there are many people looking for that snake, they won't be able to beat it either.

It is estimated that Yan Leyang's face is indeed based on Dai Zu's aesthetic point. Dai Zu thinks that Yan Leyang's flowery appearance needs to meet a few bullies who are obsessive, otherwise it does not fit the personality.

What's weird is that Yan Leyang didn't deny it when Dai Zu made this point, but just followed it like he was enlightened.

And Wolf Eleven, Wolf Eleven, he can't even speak human words now, and has no right to speak.

In fact, Yan Leyang is not so narcissistic, he is purely bored.

Just, all of a sudden, there is no goal to work hard for. Now the protagonist is also in his hands, and he is also very active in participating in an activity (such as stalking) at ordinary times. I feel that he should have a high degree of affection for him.

And the protagonist can't do anything now, and Yan Leyang is sure that he is not as dangerous as I think in this prison, and Yan Leyang is not a character who takes the initiative to find trouble, and has no obsession with becoming the number one in the prison.

Yan Leyang genuinely felt that he was not wary. Although he was a "school bully" in school, the title of "school bully" was called out by some girls in the school at that time. He probably read too many novels and comics. Think this character is handsome

But in fact, Yan Leyang's second stage of middle school is not very close to the school bully.

He never bullied ordinary classmates, but in the true sense, those school bullies were beaten up by him a lot, and they were treated equally inside and outside the school. At that time, what he pursued was the heroic demeanor, the kind of hero who is a great man who serves the country and the people.

He can't fight fiercely.

Yan Leyang simply felt that the snake was dangerous and its fighting power was not high, but this did not mean that he was not threatening. Yan Leyang said that he couldn't see through what this guy was thinking.

"He actually released him after the body search?" Yan Leyang found it strange, but Dai Zu responded, "Maybe it's just a simple pervert with a brain problem."

Good weight! Wolf Eleven is still the one with the least sense of presence. Although he looks majestic and majestic and has the largest physique, he is really heavy!

Could it be that he is too weak? Just kidding, his body has been remodeled. He is definitely a humanoid mecha. Although the prototype is not that powerful for the time being, it is definitely not so heavy that he can't bear it.

Yan Leyang's head rested entirely on top of his, and there was only one head.

Yan Leyang's head is not big, and affected by his race, Yan Leyang's prototype is a cat, so his head should be lighter, even if it is the largest Maine Coon cat, it won't make him feel stressed.

That seb robbed several people, all of which resulted in no money, property and equipment confiscated from the start, and all they had now were collars and clothes.

The big anaconda was very disappointed, although it didn't look obvious on his expression. He was still whispering snake letters, worrying about his future.

Yan Leyang, who was observing from a distance, couldn't help but clicked his tongue a few times: "This guy looks really good-looking."

Black skin, delicate facial features, and the muscles of the upper body are very beautiful, not too strong, but full of strength. The scales on her waist were still a little golden in the sun, and her silver mid-length hair hung loose on her back, giving her a mysterious and dangerous exotic aura, but unfortunately her brain was not very good.

"Don't be tempted." Dai Zu thought that Yan Leyang had taken a fancy to the beauty of this big snake, and persuaded him, "It has two things, and ordinary people can't stand it." He thought Yan Leyang was the one below, and he persuaded Yan Leyang with genuine affection give up.

"And the top is like a meteor hammer, the kind with thorns, I've seen it before." Everyone was locked up in one place and lived not far away, so it's normal to bump into it when doing something.

"Hey, Meteor Hammer." Yan Leyang was shocked. He had seen a lot of little yellow texts, but he had never seen the thing about snakes. After all, although he knew friends of snakes, it was really difficult to ask to see that kind of place. It's a little too weird.

He didn't know much about it.

"Wow." Now even Wolf Eleven groaned. Wolf Eleven knew even less about such things. What Dai Zu said was a novelty for Wolf Eleven.

"By the way, why does he maintain a half-beast shape?" Half-beast shape is a state between animal and human form. Every orc is different. Some half-beasts may only show a pair of ears, while others The bestiality is that the whole head is the archetype, or the whole upper body, the whole lower body.

"Because he doesn't need to wear clothes like this." Dai Zu explained, "He doesn't like to wear clothes, but if it is in human form, there will be mechanical guards chasing him and asking him to put it on, otherwise you can watch it on the channel, his The lower body has always been a mosaic."

So, Yan Leyang thought of something, and suddenly looked at Wolf Eleven.

In this way, Wolf Eleven will have no clothes when he turns into a human form, and he may have to wait for the mechanical guards to bring him over.

The description of Wolf Eleven in the original text is actually very poignant to Yan Leyang, but words are words after all, and Yan Leyang can't imagine a detailed face in his mind.

"Aww?" Wolf Eleven was puzzled, not understanding what Yan Leyang was staring at him for.

Yan Leyang originally wanted to ask when Wolf Eleven would be able to recover, and if they needed to avoid them for a while, but he suddenly realized that Wolf Eleven couldn't speak, so he had to give up.

"Brother Yan, what are we going to do after we get the food today?" Dai Zu couldn't stand it after following him for so long, the prison itself is very dangerous.

But ever since Yan Leyang gave those black bears a good beating, almost no one who was not good-looking ran towards them, and everyone was hesitating for their lives.

Less of a threat and it's extra... boring.

There is nothing for entertainment, Li Shaotian is trying to make money, but he hasn't got a penny after doing it for so long, and he will get tired of watching too much.

Yan Leyang looked at Dai Zu, then at Wolf Eleven.

The male protagonist is a guy with very low desires, so low that he can only survive. But he also cared about something in his heart, and Yan Leyang hadn't forgotten that he had to gain favorability.

"Then... let's go back." To heal his pale and tragic childhood, Yan Leyang felt that it was time for him to pick up the script of his confidant brother, "I'll tell you fairy tales after I go back, I'm quite professional. "

"Hiss."

"But let me explain first, I didn't write this story, I heard it." Yan Leyang is a screenwriter himself, and he takes copyright very seriously. "Eleven, do you want to hear it?" Yan Leyang looked at Wolf Eleven tenderly. .

Wolf Eleven shrank his neck back, to be honest, he didn't want to hear it at all.

He is not a child, and he is not interested in the kind of beautiful story where the princess and the prince live happily together. For him, it is a utopia that is divorced from reality.

In fact, Dai Zu didn't have much interest in fairy tales, but Dai Zu didn't say anything. Wolf Eleven couldn't speak, so the matter was settled.

"Hiss." It was the sound of a snake spitting out a letter again, Yan Leyang turned his head, and found that Sebu, who was robbing, appeared behind him at some point, with a pair of golden vertical pupils staring at him firmly.

"Yo, found out?" Yan Leyang was actually taken aback, but didn't show it.

Anaconda smiled slightly at him, that smile seemed to have malicious intentions no matter how you looked at it.

Yan Leyang and President Saibu looked at each other for a long time, unable to see what Li Shaotian was thinking, they asked tentatively: "Do you want to hear a story?"

Sebu tilted his head, and asked after a long time: "No charge?"

"Uh, probably."

Hatch has been frightened these past few days, crazily absorbing all kinds of materials left by his original body, as well as all kinds of information left on his optical brain.

Forcibly forced himself from a happy husky to an aloof, unpredictable and cruel Boy. Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to deal with the people under his command, but fortunately, he can always get in touch with scattered memories of his original body when he sleeps these few nights.

Everything is going in a good direction.

He came out of the meeting with a Sima face, and when he returned to the office, Hutch let out a sigh of relief, put away his indifferent look, and began to think about how to get his old friend out of prison.

Hatch turned on his optical brain and clicked on his brother's channel.

It's eight o'clock in the afternoon, there is no nightlife on Dawn Planet, Yan Leyang should be ready to sleep at this time.

The audience of Yan Leyang's channel has always been quite large, and even more and more. At first they wanted to see how Yan Leyang died, and some of them were attracted by his appearance. Later, it was because of Yan Leyang beating the bear, and more people who were attracted by their looks.

Anyway, the viewers of Yan Leyang's channel are now in the top spot. After all, the video of him beating a bear and a snake has been hanging on the homepage for a long time.

Turning on the channel, Hutch found that Yan Leyang hadn't slept at all, not only hadn't slept, but now Yan Leyang was sitting in the field with a fire in front of him, surrounded by a circle of people.

There are tall and short, fat and thin.

There was even the bear who was beaten to the ground by Yan Leyang a few days ago, and even the protagonist squatted at Yan Leyang's feet.

What's the situation? ! !

Looking at the comments, Hatch understood, Yan Leyang is here to tell fairy tales...

Wait, a fairy tale can attract so many people? ? Doesn't this world have its own fairy tales

Just as he was thinking, Yan Leyang's voice sounded in his mind.

"It was too late to say, but it was so fast, I saw a black demon wind blowing past, and just like that, Snow White was swept away."

Hatch:? ? ?

"Bai Xue and the snake demon were wrestling together, but the seven dwarves were not there at this time, do you guys still remember what he did?"

The black bear on the side raised his hand: "I know, the seven of them went to save Grandpa."

"That's right, Baixue was alone and helpless, so she was swept into the demon cave of Baihu Ridge just like that. She was so miserable every day. After three days, she starved to death in the demon cave. The monster Forgetting that she is a human being and has to eat is really a sin."

Hatch: ... ? What kind of gadgets

"Thousands of years later, Baixue's bones rotted and turned into white bones, gathering the aura of heaven and earth, and the essence of the sun and the moon. After learning the method of transforming corpses, the little demon on the mountain called her Lady White Bones."

The orcs around Yan Leyang all looked dull. After all, they rarely heard such thrilling stories... Is this a fairy tale

Comments on Yan Leyang's channel are also rising, rising rapidly, and some people even talked about popular science.

Snow White was hunted down by her stepmother, and she was rescued by an old man who planted gourds. This is the first volume.

The gourd becomes a spirit, the old man is captured by the snake spirit, and the seven dwarves save the grandfather. This is the second volume.

Grandpa was unsuccessful, and the seven dwarfs turned into a mountain, crushing the snake essence and scorpion essence under it. This is the third volume.

Now we are talking about the part where Bai Xue, who has lost her shelter, is captured by a monster and becomes Mrs. Bone.

Later, Mrs. Bones will meet a bald man riding a horse, a monkey, a pig, and a big man with a beard.

Oh, it is said that the suppressed snake spirit will sneak out, and then meet a white snake, named Qing'er, and then practice with the white snake Bai Suzhen. This is a spoiler by Gang Yan Leyang.

This fairy tale is really full of ups and downs, and it is also strangely long.

It is said that it was written by someone else, but the author of this story is not alive. Some people in the comments regret that they did not have time to meet this talented author.

Hutch silently turned off the optical brain, and stretched out his hand to press his temple.

He suddenly remembered something, Yan Leyang had never read fairy tales at all, he probably got confused himself, and then combined it on his own to make this stuff that combines Chinese and Western.