A Hundred Ways To Kill A Heartthrob

Chapter 141: Kill that champion (8)

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Even if you complain, you still have to go to the imperial court to serve you. Whoever makes the other party the emperor, they are only ministers.

After Shi Ji took a bath, he left with a stinky face. After nightfall, the accompanying Royal Forest Army had already set up their tents, and the Emperor's tent was at the very center. As soon as Shi Ji walked to the tent, he was stopped by the eunuch beside him.

The eunuch rubbed his waist, "Master Shi, please change your clothes with the servant."

"Change clothes? What clothes to change?" Shi Ji frowned, and then he realized that it was Shen Jue who disliked his clothes being too hard, and had someone take him to change clothes. Unlike Wen Yurong, who is very particular, Shi Ji never cares about the material of the clothes he wears, as long as he can wear them.

There was no court, no war, Shi Ji was wearing his usual clothes, but he didn't expect to be rejected.

When changing clothes, Shi Ji's face became even more stinky, and the palace servants next to him saw it and did not dare to say a word. Shi Ji's grandfather is an old official of the three dynasties, and his father is a general with great military exploits. Even Shi Ji has military exploits. It can only be said that Shi Ji has the ability to put on a bad face.

Arriving in front of the Emperor's tent, Shi Ji took a deep breath and put away his ugly face. He strode in and felt the heat in the tent very high.

Even though it was so hot, the person under the quilt didn't seem to feel it at all, his face was pale, and his lips were even paler.

"come here."

As soon as Shi Ji came in, he heard the other party speak.

Shi Ji paused, moved over reluctantly, and was hugged as soon as he got on the bed. His brows twitched, and he lowered his eyes to look at the sickly emperor who quickly nestled into his arms, "Your Majesty."

"Um?"

After hugging the human-shaped stove, Shen Jue felt alive. When will it be summer

"How long is Your Majesty going to hold Wei Chen? So that Wei Chen has some idea." Shi Ji said.

Shen Jue put her face on Shi Ji's chest and answered tiredly, "It will take a whole night of course, why? Don't want to?"

unwilling.

Shi Ji twitched the corners of his lips, "No." After a pause, he said, "Can Wei Chen adjust his posture?"

"Yeah." Shen Jue agreed.

Shi Ji was so strong that he directly hugged Shen Jue away, then got up and took off his clothes until only his inner clothes were left. In fact, he even wanted to take off his inner clothes, but he was afraid of being touched, so he forced himself to put on his inner clothes. .

After taking off his clothes, he let out his hair again before laying down on the couch.

After Shi Ji lay down, he stretched out his hand and pulled Shen Jue, who was sitting next to him, in front of him, pressed his big hand directly, and pressed Shen Jue's face back to his chest.

Shen Jue frowned, "Master Ji!"

Shi Ji let go of his hand, "Wei Chen is very powerful. If I offend Your Majesty, I hope Your Majesty will forgive you."

Shen Jue stared at Shi Ji for a while, but fell down. After he got down, he didn't forget to pull the quilt up, covering himself completely, revealing only a little bit of hair.

Shi Ji put his hands behind his head and closed his eyes. He went to war all the year round and slept everywhere, but he never slept on the dragon couch. This couch is really soft enough, and the person on it is also soft.

He sneered in his heart, how could such a soft-footed shrimp become an emperor? It is estimated that he can kill the opponent with one punch. If the opponent was not the emperor, he would have turned his face and let such a soft-footed shrimp lie on top of him, hum.

Shen Jue closed his eyes, thinking very simply.

The bear underneath is so warm to hold.

Compared with Shen Jue's comfort, Shi Ji was not very comfortable, but he could bear it, and he fell asleep until the next morning.

He was used to getting up early, and as soon as he moved, he heard a humming sound coming from his body. Hearing this voice, Shi Ji hadn't fully woken up yet, his body froze because there was a heavy object on his body, but he didn't know what the heavy object was on his body, so he moved, and his waist was still up. a moment.

After the end, Shi Ji remembered where he was and what the weight was on him.

His eyes changed slightly, and he looked down as a head slowly emerged from under the quilt on his body.

The owner of the head seemed to be angry, with anger in his eyes, "Master Ji! You are presumptuous."

I don't know if it was because of the sound sleep, but Shen Jue's complexion looked much better today, with a healthy rosy cheek for the first time.

Shi Ji frowned and said helplessly: "Your Majesty, this is a normal reaction of a man. It will happen in the morning, but Wei Chen can't do anything about it."

Shen Jue didn't expect this Shi Ji to be so shameless, he didn't take him as an emperor in the slightest, and he casually said that it was normal for a man. He gritted his teeth and wanted to get up first, but he had been lying on Shi Ji's body last night, maintaining this position, and his body was frozen. go down.

Shi Ji: "!!!"

He took a breath.

Fortunately, Shen Jue's hands and feet are weak and his strength is small, but this is even more embarrassing, because he...

Shi Ji's lips trembled, and his face, which was just right now, lost its blood in an instant.

Shen Jue also seemed to have noticed something, and his eyes became indescribable when he looked up at Shi Ji. After a while, Shi Ji was slapped on the face.

And then got kicked off the bed.

"roll!"

Shi Ji rolled away obediently, but before he left, he did not forget to take away his coat. When he came out of the tent, he wanted to hide his coat and tied it around his waist. If there was a palace servant saluting him, he would wave his hand perfunctorily.

Seeing the palace man who was serving him lowered his voice, "Hurry up and prepare water for me, even cold water."

Damn, I lost face and lost my hair today!

Wen Yurong looked at Shi Ji, who had been blushing for a while, and had some doubts: "What's wrong with you?"

Shi Ji's eyes were originally staring out of the car window, but when he heard Wen Yurong's words, he didn't dare to turn his eyes, "It's okay."

A thought flashed in Wen Yurong's eyes, "You didn't practice martial arts today."

"Ah, I'm too tired today, and I have to rush on the road, so I don't have time to practice." Shi Ji coughed, and after speaking, he fanned himself with his hand.

"Really?" Wen Yurong looked at Shi Ji and fanned, "Is it hot? Would you like to take off your coat?"

"No! No!" Shi Ji didn't know what to think, so he quickly refused, with a strange blush on his face.

Today, Shen Jue did not ask Shi Ji to go to the front of the imperial court to serve, until it was night, when the team just stopped to rest, and when they were about to station, the palace servant who was serving by Shen Jue walked to the carriage of Wen and Shi.

"Master Wen, Master Shi." The palace man saluted the two of them.

"What's the matter?" Shi Ji recognized the person, and the palace servant who asked him to change his clothes last night was the other party. He raised his chin, "Is Your Majesty calling me?"

The palace servant showed an embarrassed smile, "No, Your Majesty is inviting Lord Wen to come over for dinner."

Shi Ji looked at Wen Yurong next to him, looking a little embarrassed, "Really? It's nothing to do with me, then I went for a walk, and after a day's ride in the car, my butt was stiff."

When Wen Yurong saw Shi Ji leave, she nodded to the palace servant, "Then please take me there."

"Master Wen, you're welcome." The palace servant smiled and hurriedly led Wen Yurong forward.

"How is Your Majesty feeling today?" Wen Yurong asked unintentionally.

The palace servant thought for a while before answering: "Your Majesty is similar to the past, but in the morning, it seems that he said the name of Master Shi."

Beidi Pavilion

Wen Yurong frowned thoughtfully, and when he was in front of the imperial court, he bowed his head, as usual.

Shen Jue glanced at him and said, "Today, the Imperial Forest Army caught a lamb and made a roasted whole lamb. You can't finish this roasted lamb leg by yourself. Eat it."

The mutton is extremely fishy, and Wen Yurong doesn't stick to it in the house, and even smelling the mutton will make him uncomfortable, but he heard Shen Jue's words, his expression did not change, he sat down and stretched his chopsticks to move the roast sheep leg.

Shen Jue knew that Wen Yurong didn't touch mutton. He watched Wen Yurong finish eating the whole roasted lamb leg, and then he smiled a little, "Looking at Yurong eating, I have an appetite." He turned his head to face The palace servant next to him said, "Remove the meal, by the way, send this bowl of soup to Shi Ji and let him make up for it."

After instructing the palace staff, Shen Jue looked at Wen Yurong again, "Come to Gu's place after bathing."

"Yes." Wen Yurong got up and walked out. As soon as he got out of the tent, he covered his lips, and when he was far away, avoiding the crowd, he bent down suddenly and vomited out all the mutton he had eaten earlier.

On Shi Ji's side, seeing the soup cup brought to his table, he raised his eyebrows, "Your Majesty rewarded him?" After speaking, he stretched out his hand to open the lid, and saw the sheep whip in the soup.

Shi Ji: "..."

The palace servant showed an embarrassed smile, "Your Majesty said that the soup pot is empty, and the servants can go back."

Shi Ji's face turned blue, but he still took the jade chopsticks and threw the sheep whip inside and threw them into the empty bowl on the side, then reached out and picked up the soup cup, raised his head, and drank all the soup in one breath.

"Okay?" Shi Ji showed the empty soup cup to the palace servant.

The palace servant glanced at the sheep whip in the empty bowl, but said nothing.

Shi Ji: "..."

Dry! Is that edible? !

never mind.

He snorted heavily, picked up the sheep whip, and gnawed it. The palace servants saw it, and his eyes were full of admiration. When Shi Ji finally finished eating, he breathed a sigh of relief, "After the adults have finished eating, the servant can go back and return the order."

Shi Ji grabbed the collar of the palace man, "Wait, you come back. I'm done eating, you help me ask Your Majesty, what reward do you have?"

The reward came the next day.

Another cup of lamb whip soup.

Because of vomiting, Wen Yurong took a full bath three times before putting on her clothes, and rinsing her mouth seven or eight times before she went to the Emperor's tent.

When he entered the tent, he found that Shen Jue was not lying on the couch, but sitting on the opposite chair with a book in his hand.

The winter is over, and he is still wearing a thick fox fur coat. The red fox fur around the collar surrounds his face, which makes his face look bloody.

"Yurong, come and help Gu to see this." Shen Jue raised her eyes and said to Wen Yurong.

Wen Yurong was wearing a silver-white uniform today, and her whole person was like a fairy under the moon, but it was a pity that Shen Jue took one look and then withdrew her eyes.

After Wen Yurong saluted, she walked up to Shen Jue and carefully looked at the book Shen Jue was reading, and at first glance, Yu Bai's face became hot.

"You explain, what does this sentence mean?" Shen Jue said softly.

This Zhuangyuan Lang, who is full of knowledge and knowledge of the past and the present, couldn't help but blush on his face. When he was studying in the academy, he was able to talk to the Confucian scholars, but at this time, he was speechless and became stupid.

After a while, he lowered his voice and mumbled something.

After Shen Jue heard it, he blinked, "I didn't expect that Buddhism still has such a method of cultivation. This Happy Buddha is a bit interesting."

Saying that, he reached out and grabbed Wen Yurong's hand and pulled him up on his leg, but Shen Jue overestimated his body, and when Wen Yurong sat down, he couldn't bear it anymore, and took a deep breath in pain. .

Wen Yurong was greatly embarrassed, she got up quickly, and said at a loss, "Wei Chen is too serious, did he hurt His Majesty?"

Shen Jue was a little angry inside, but today's play has already started, so it can't end like this. So he endured the pain and stood up, pulled Wen Yurong to the side of the collapse and sat down, then climbed up and sat down by himself.

"Is this the pose?"

Wen Yurong was silent for a moment, then he lifted Shen Jue's buttocks with his hands, crossed his legs, and let go again, pulling the person closer, his chest pressed against each other, "It's like this."

I have to say that Zhuang Yuan Lang is very strict and rigorous, and no mistakes are allowed. It's just that the two people are so close, their breaths are intertwined, and the atmosphere is as embarrassing as it is embarrassing.

Shen Jue sat for a while, but couldn't sit still any longer, and took the initiative to get up and go down. It's just that he got up, his legs softened, and he sat back again.

Wen Yurong's forehead immediately oozes sweat.

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