A Hundred Ways To Kill A Heartthrob

Chapter 219: Diary of a Traveling Squirrel (below)

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Later, I stayed in Tianshui Sect for a while, but I never saw the legendary female squirrel. Mr. Xie Shen told me that he would take me there in a few days, saying that the female squirrel is shy and still unwilling to see me, I will wait and wait, I don't know how many days I have waited, and this blind date has not been arranged for me. down.

So, I got angry and ran away again.

The escape this time was much more difficult than leaving the forbidden area. I came down from the Tianshui Sect and was almost paralyzed. When I got to the mountain gate, I could barely move and could only hide in the grass and gasp for breath.

Xie Shen was called by his master today to give lessons to his juniors and juniors, so I had a chance to escape. Of course, I don't think I'm escaping, and I have nothing to do with Xie Shen.

Where to go next

Before I could figure this out, a big hand fell from the sky.

The big hand grabbed me directly from the grass, "So it's you, the chic little mouse."

It was that bells and whistles again. I looked at each other and got a little angry, "Didn't you see me resting? Why did you bring me up?"

"Sorry, but you can still rest."

As his voice fell, I lost consciousness.

When I woke up again, I found myself lying on a big bed, which could hold hundreds of me. I had never slept in such a soft bed, so I rolled on it a few times.

In the forbidden area, I either slept on a stone bed or on the body of a stinky fox. In Tianshui Sect, Mr. Xie Shen asked me to sleep with him and asked me to sleep beside his pillow, but Tianshui Sect seemed to be a very harsh disciple. The pillows and mattresses are all hard, but Xie Shen's body is a little softer.

This is the first time I have slept in such a soft and fragrant bed. Looking at the gauze curtain fluttering slightly in the wind, I couldn't help squinting.

"Comfortable?"

The sudden sound startled me, and I immediately sat up and looked at the place where the sound came from.

Only then did I realize that there was still a person standing beside the bed, and that person was standing behind the veil, but I hadn't noticed him before.

"Who are you? Why did you tie me here? I warn you, you'd better let me go earlier, otherwise my uncle and Tianshui Sect's Xie Shen will not let you go. Do you know who my uncle is? He is The only nine-tailed fox in the world! I don’t need to introduce Tianshui Sect, the first sect in the world, Xie Shen is very powerful in their sect!”

What I said was just to scare the other party. Fu Jiuyin stayed in the forbidden area for so long, and it is estimated that he would not be willing to come out, but Xie Shen, I just met him by chance, and there was a fate.

"Oh, really?"

The man seemed to chuckle, then raised his hand and lifted the veil.

I saw the other's face, a very pale face, like an ink painting, with gloomy eyebrows, black hair and red lips, it was difficult to get along at first glance. I also noticed that his long hair was almost falling to the ground. I had never seen anyone with such long hair before, so I stepped back, "You... what do you want?"

The smile on the man's lips didn't fade, and in the next instant, I was in his hands, so scared that my hind legs were paralyzed, I couldn't move, I just held my tail pitifully, "Squirrel meat is not delicious at all. , Really, I don't have a lot of meat on me, you... you eat my uncle, my uncle is fat. "

The man turned a deaf ear, just forcibly ripped my tail off with his fingers, and touched my belly. After touching my belly, he scratched my chin, "Are you hungry? I'll take you to something delicious?"

"...Okay." I'm not bowing my head to the food, I'm just retreating strategically. I'll still run away if I get a chance.

That person took me to a great hall, the hall looked gloomy, and there were many people inside. When those people saw the person holding me, they all knelt down and shouted: "Congratulations, Elder, Hexi, finally Get what you want."

One of them said these words were not enough, and continued to flatter him, "Elder, do you want us to prepare a monthly running water table and tell the whole world that our Dark Soul Gate has plush?"

Um

I'm a little stunned, is fluffy referring to me

The man known as the elder curled the corner of his lower lip, and then scolded mercilessly: "Fool, get out."

The man rolled away.

And I was brought to the top of the hall, and the man put me on the desk, "Eat whatever you want."

I glanced at the desk, and it was actually something I had never seen before, and it smelled pretty good. I looked back at the man hesitantly, "Why did you invite me to eat?"

Hearing this, the man blinked his eyes lightly, and reached out his hand to touch my tail, "Because I want to know if I raised you with delicious food, would you have..."

The words were not finished, and I heard it in a fog.

"Do we know each other?" I noticed the word "at the time" in his words.

"Forget it, but then you were much more aggressive than you are now." He touched my tail again, this guy always took the opportunity to do something to me, it was too much. I couldn't help but move to the side, but the hand also moved over.

Even while I was eating, that hand was still on my tail.

I was a little angry, but the other party was not easy to provoke at first sight. Fu Jiuyin told me that men with long hair are villains, and the longer the hair, the worse.

I stayed in the Dark Soul Gate for more than ten days, and the food that was placed in front of me every day was almost the same. I don't even know how that man got so much delicious food. He would also make juice for me to drink, which made me lose myself for a while and gain weight.

The man told me that his name was Xue Wenchun, he was not married, he had been single for hundreds of years, and he was looking for a good mate.

When I heard these words, I was a little sad, why are so many males in this world not married

"What kind of love are you looking for? Tell me, maybe I can introduce you to one or two in the future." I think I will definitely leave here. If I meet a girl who loves food on the way, I can introduce her to Dark Soul Gate. The food here is really good.

When Xue Wenchun heard this question, he looked at me and said in a low voice, "Small, like to eat, chubby, by the way, it's better to have hair all over your body."

"???" I was a little stunned, "Is there a girl with hair all over her body?"

Xue Wenchun snorted softly, stretched out his fingers to squeeze the soft flesh on my stomach, and said casually, "There should be."

Seeing his disinterested appearance, it's no wonder that he can't find a mate. Finding a mate requires a lot of energy from a male, so he can't be like him.

But I kindly continued to ask: "What about the temper? Is there a requirement?"

This question seemed extremely common to me, but the expression of the person in front of him changed. He looked at me and said nothing for a long time. It was not until I was stared at a hair that he finally said, "No request." The words were so light that I almost couldn't hear them, "As long as it's him."

Yes, is a love but not the Lord.

What I said, people like Xue Wenchun, who have a lot of family at a young age, how can they not find a partner? Just like Fu Jiuyin, he has someone he can't love, which is really pitiful.

Speaking of Fu Jiuyin, I didn't expect Fu Jiuyin to kill me the next day.

After he rushed in, he first glanced at me, who was lying on the bed enjoying Xue Wenchun's massage, and then started to fight Xue Wenchun.

The fighting between the two was almost dark, the sun and the moon were dark, and they fought from inside the room to the outside of the room. Except for the bed I was lying on, the rest was broken.

I really wanted to rush to them and tell them to stop fighting, but I still felt that my life was at stake, so I could only sit on the bed and watch them fight.

In the end, the thousand-year-old fox won. Fu Jiuyin was arrogant and walked up to me covered in blood. He seemed to want to scold me, but his mouth moved, but he held back.

Fu Jiuyin took me back to the forbidden area. Before going back, I looked at Xue Wenchun who was lying in the ruins. I was hot and shouted to the other party, "Xue Wenchun, you will definitely find a spouse, so you must live. down."

As soon as I finished speaking, my beard was pulled violently.

Fu Jiuyin's voice was yin and yang, "If you say more, I'll go back and kill that guy."

At this time, I heard Xue Wenchun's voice again.

Xue Wenchun's voice was weak, but it still reached my ears, "I will live, wait for me."

I secretly glanced at Fu Jiuyin, but he didn't seem to hear it.

After returning to the forbidden area, Fu Jiuyin locked me in confinement, and did not let the silly snake come to see me, so I could only face Fu Jiuyin's yin and yang face all day long. Since I went out, he always took This lady's face is facing me.

"Uncle, don't be angry, can't I just go out?" I could only put down my body and coax Fu Jiuyin.

Fu Jiuyin fox narrowed his eyes, "Really?"

"Really, I won't go out." Of course it's fake. I'll still go out when I find an opportunity in the future.

Fu Jiuyin seemed to believe my words and was very happy to catch me and lick my hair.

I:"… "

But I'm not very happy.

After licking my hair, I sat with him at the entrance of the cave and watched the clouds slowly move in the sky. Such days are very boring, but Fu Jiuyin sometimes tells me stories, which makes it less boring.

"You haven't finished the story you told me last time. Let's continue. Has the fox resurrected?"

Fu Jiuyin told me a story about a fox. In the story, the fox was quite miserable. The inner alchemy was dug up. Its inner alchemy, our monster, the most important thing is the inner alchemy.

"Dead, completely dead." Fu Jiuyin said calmly.

When I suddenly heard such a tragic ending, I was stunned for a moment, and then grabbed a handful of fox fur, "No, I don't like this ending, you change it for me, it must come alive."

Fu Jiuyin was caught by me and took a breath, with helpless eyes, "Okay, change, change, that fox, luckily resurrected, and then lived with a squirrel for a long time."

I think Fu Jiuyin is more and more perfunctory towards me, because he can't think of a good ending, he just changed the ending of the story to me and him.

Dissatisfied, I grabbed another handful of Fu Jiuyin's fox fur and ran outside, after two or three steps, I stopped and looked at Fu Jiuyin again.

Fu Jiuyin didn't catch up, but just sat on the ground, lightly covering her abdomen with her claws.

"Does your stomach hurt again?" I ran back, Fu Jiuyin always had stomach pains from time to time, I think it was because he didn't eat well, "How many times have I told you to go hunting, Although those monsters ran away when they smelled your breath, I can act as a bait for you. When they catch me, you rush out. Isn't that easy? You always pick up some fruit to eat, always. die one day."

Fu Jiuyin's fox eyes completed the crescent moon, "It's okay, I won't die, I am Fu Jiuyin."

"The only nine-tailed fox in the world." I continued the second half of the sentence and changed the subject, "Uncle, when do you think Huihui will fall in love with me?"

Fu Jiuyin Crescent Moon's fox eyes disappeared, he snorted softly, "When you went out, Hui Hui was already a mother, so don't think about it."

I was a little sad, but then I thought about it, Fu Jiuyin was still single for thousands of years, and could only see Hua Siren. It was worse than me. Before I was thousands of years old, I would definitely find a spouse.

I don't ask the other party to be rich or beautiful, I just ask the other party to be nice to me.

In fact, I wrote a lot in my diary, but Fu Jiuyin and the others said there was something wrong with my statement. Fu Jiuyin said that he was not as lazy as he wrote in his diary, while Xie Shen said that he was not a cheapskate. As for Xue Wenchun...

He didn't say anything at all, just tore off the paper from my diary, folded it into a thousand paper cranes, and asked me if I looked good.

Nice looking big guy.

Forget it, I'll write it down here in the diary. If there is a chance in the future, I'll tell you my story.

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