A Hundred Ways To Kill A Heartthrob

Chapter 59: Kill that gentleman (22)

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Shen Jue glanced at Yuci, then walked over and picked up the men's clothes on the bed.

Yuci watched Shen Jue's actions, and the corners of his lips curled slightly, "You have to wear men's clothes, that's ok, then I'll be a woman."

Shen Jue thought he was going to argue with Yuci, but he didn't expect Yuci to agree directly, which surprised him, and then he saw Yuci start to undress.

Yuci didn't seem to care about Shen Jue's presence, and quickly took off his clothes and walked to the bed naked. He first picked up a water-red apron on the bed and shook it. Yuci's fingers were long and slender, glowing white under the candlelight, and the apron looked ambiguous and extravagant in his hand.

He first gestured with his apron on his body, and then Shen Jue heard a few "clicks", which were sounds from Yuci's bones. Shen Jue had heard that mortals could shrink bones, but he had never seen it with his own eyes. Now that he saw Yuci, he was surprised, and even a little curious, and wanted to touch Yuci's bones.

After Yuci used the bone-shrinking technique, his stature instantly became much smaller. At a glance, he was a little shorter than Shen Jue. He moved his neck satisfactorily, and then began to wear the apron, but when he was tying the belt around his waist, he didn't tie it for a long time, so he couldn't help but look at Shen Jue, "Come here and help me down."

Shen Jue thought for a while, but walked over.

He stood behind Yuci and tied the belt around Yuci's waist. When he didn't pay attention, his fingertips touched the skin on Yuci's back. Just as Shen Jue withdrew his hand, Yuci had already turned his head to look at him, with a playful look in his eyes, "If you want to touch it, touch it, I'm generous."

Shen Jue lowered his eyes and ignored Yuci, he fastened his belt and stepped back.

Yuci snorted softly before continuing to wear the clothes below.

Mingming went to attend someone else's wedding, but he bought a crimson dress and came back, as if he was going to overwhelm the guest.

Yuci has a feminine appearance, and when she puts on a woman's dress, she becomes a woman. It's just that he doesn't know how to tie his hair, so he can only simply tie all his hair with a hair tie, which shows a bit of heroism under his femininity.

Yuci looked at his dress in the bronze mirror, but was not satisfied, "It's not beautiful enough."

The next day, Yuci went to a pearl hairpin shop specially for his hair. He bought several pearl hairpins in exchange for the old helper to help him fix his hair. The proprietress only thought that Yuci was an eldest lady who slipped out of the house, she didn't see that Yuci was a man, and Yuci was about to leave, and she even specifically warned, "Little lady, you are so beautiful, but be careful and come back early. home."

Yuci stood at the door of the store, and when he heard the words, he turned his head and raised his lips and smiled. He deliberately squeezed his throat, and after a rough listen, he really couldn't hear anything weird, "Got it."

He turned his head, and the knife in his sleeve slashed the waistband of the man who had deliberately bumped into him.

"Ah!" An embarrassed scream came from his ear.

Yuci sneered, pulled the long hair in front of him behind his back, put on the hood in his hand, and walked forward quickly.

Before returning to the inn, he went to the pharmacy, and when he came back, he began to disguise. The color of Shen Jue's eyes couldn't be changed, Yuci could only change other parts of him, and Yuci's face also changed. After a while, Shen Jue turned into a thin and thin man in his twenties. Yuci turned into a bright girl with wheat-colored skin.

After Yuci was finished, they took Shen Jue out. When they went down the stairs, they met someone else, who was fascinated by Yuci at first glance, and stared straight at Yuci. Now all the rivers and lakes are the homes of fair-skinned daughters, and it is not unusual to see them more. In their eyes, Yuci is a small pepper, which is very novel.

Upon seeing the resignation, he immediately shrank softly into Shen Jue's arms, "Master."

This "Xianggong" shouting made the bones of the person on the opposite side brittle.

The man glanced at Shen Jue and found that Shen Jue was a celestial body. He looked at Shen Jue's ears again, and understood a lot in his heart, so he couldn't help sneering.

Few Tianluo would experience being with a woman on the rivers and lakes, because both of them would be very dangerous. Women walking in the rivers and lakes were inherently more dangerous than ordinary men, let alone carrying a Tianluo body.

If there are those with bad intentions, I am afraid that the pair will be tied directly, and the broken Tianluo body will be thrown into the brothel Chu Pavilion, and the little lady next to it will naturally enjoy it by herself.

Shen Jue didn't pay attention to the sight of the man on the other side, he just frowned and put his hand against Yuci's back, not letting him get close to his arms completely.

When Yuci saw the man staring at Shen Jue, there was a hint of evil in his eyes, but he did not show it on his face, and continued to shrink into Shen Jue's arms, while shrinking and saying to the person opposite: "You can get out of the way. Me? My husband and I are going out."

The man forced a smile, "Of course." He stepped aside.

Yuci smiled with satisfaction, and this smile immediately fascinated the other party, causing the man to look at Shen Jue more and more.

Yuci and Shen Jue went downstairs and walked out of the door of the inn, when he suddenly turned around.

The man was still standing on the stairs, his eyes were fixed on Yuci. At this time, when he saw Yuci, he turned back, and his heart was overjoyed. In the next second, his face turned pale, and he reached out and touched his neck, which was not too short. In a short while, he fell to the ground.

Upon seeing the speech, he hooked his lower lip and pulled Shen Jue to continue walking.

He murdered so fast that even Shen Jue, who was closest to him, didn't realize how he did it.

After Yuci changed into women's clothes, he became more and more unscrupulous. He insisted on walking next to Shen Jue, which attracted the attention of many people.

Shen Jue frowned, but he didn't dare to push hard. He just pushed Yuci hard, and Yuci immediately fell to the ground with a sigh. The eyes of the pedestrians next to him changed suddenly, and they all looked at Shen Jue with bad eyes. , as if Shen Jue was a peerless scumbag.

There are women who are willing to be with him, but he still doesn't know how to be grateful, and he is also domestic violence! It's too much!

Yuci fell to the ground and wiped away the nonexistent tears from the corners of his eyes before reaching out to Shen Jue, "Master, help me up, or I won't be able to afford it."

In front of everyone's eyes, Shen Jue never Yuci was thick-skinned. He pursed his lower lip and could only extend his hand to Yuci.

When Yuci saw this, he immediately broke his face and smiled. He grabbed Shen Jue's hand and borrowed a little strength to stand up, but after standing up, Yuci still did not let Shen Jue go. He squeezed his throat, very pretentious, "Xiang Gong, everyone's clothes are dirty and they don't look good, how can I go to Sang Daxia's wedding?"

Shen Jue was silent for a while, and reached out to help Yuci to pat the ashes on his body, but the ashes on his buttocks were not easy to pat. Yuci Puchi smiled, reached out and patted it, and held Shen Jue's hand, "Xiang Gong is so kind to me, let's go."

Weddings are held in the rivers and lakes, and they want to be lively, so Luo An opened the door early in the morning to welcome guests from all over the world. When Yuci and Shen Jue arrived, it was already late in the afternoon, not far from the auspicious hour of dusk.

Standing at the door to welcome the guests were the disciples of Tianluoan. They didn't find any problems with the invitations of Yuci and Shen Jue, but they just took a few more glances at their strange pair. Yuci and Shen Jue were led to the banquet, and in front of them was the wedding hall. They are all red, even the desserts on the table are red, and even the tea is made of black tea.

Yuci's eyes showed sarcasm, but he leaned into Shen Jue's ear again, "You see, this couple is really loving, they're all red."

It's a pity that he didn't see the sad look on Shen Jue's face, which made Yuci frown. He turned his head and looked around again. There were many familiar faces of him at the banquet. Many old guys were there, and these old guys were all there. Then who would lead the disciples to attack their Ten Absolute Islands

Although Yuci thought it was weird, he was used to being arrogant, and the more dangerous he was, the more he wanted to figure out what the other party was doing, but he still stayed distracted, and he didn't touch the tea and snacks on the table.

When Shen Jue wanted to drink some tea, Yuci reached out and stopped her, "Don't drink, maybe there is something."

Shen Jue had no choice but to put down the teacup.

Time passed bit by bit, and the sky was getting dark, but there was no new couple in the wedding hall.

Yuci glanced left and right, his expression gradually became solemn, and after a while, with the sound of firecrackers and mixed music, everyone finally saw Sang Xinghe.

Sang Xinghe, wearing the bright red groom's official uniform, walked slowly to the lobby. Shen Jue and the others sat so far away that they couldn't see Sang Xinghe's face clearly, only Sang Xinghe was talking to others. After a while, the bride was carried out by a forty-year-old matchmaker. When she came out, the maid in front was holding an incense burner, while the maid in the middle was holding a flower basket and kept throwing flowers on the bride. The bride covered her head and mask, and was carried by the matchmaker to Sang Xinghe's side.

The bridesmaids in the hall immediately smiled and chanted some auspicious words, and then began to say: "The auspicious time has come, the bride and groom, worship the heavens and the earth."

Shen Jue thought that someone would come out to stop him, such as the owner of the painting by Little Junior Sister, but even the couple's worship was over, and no one came out. When he saw the bridesmaid say the words "sent into the bridal chamber", he turned his head away.

When I saw Licheng, I was overjoyed. I turned my face towards Shen Jue and said in a low voice, "Now Licheng is done, and now they are a couple, recognized by heaven and earth, we will leave later."

Shen Jue's eyes fell on the red-brown tea on the table, and after a while, he nodded.

And just as he nodded, Sang Xinghe came out again. As the bridegroom officer, he came to entertain the guests. He held a glass of wine and served from the front table. When Yuci saw Sang Xinghe come out, he suddenly did not rush to leave. He pursed his lips and smiled. , "Let's go after drinking Sang Xinghe's wedding wine, we've come anyway."

Yuci thought that only the deeper the stimulation, Shen Jue could cut off the blue silk earlier.

When Sang Xinghe came to their table, Yuci glanced at Shen Jue before picking up the wine glass on the table. Sang Xinghe didn't change his expression when he saw Yuci. He didn't seem to recognize Yuci. After drinking Yuci's wine, he turned to look at Shen Jue.

"The Star Wants To Retire"

When he saw Shen Jue, he seemed surprised. Maybe he rarely saw Tian Luoti following a woman. However, his expression returned to normal, and he said to Shen Jue gently, "Thank you for coming to my wedding. I will drink this cup first as a respect."

Shen Jue touched the knife in his hand, and thought about the possibility of killing Sang Xinghe at this moment, but he gave up after thinking about it.

Shen Jue didn't look at Sang Xinghe, he just sat down after drinking the wine. After Sang Xinghe paid tribute to their table, he went to the next table. Since Sang Xinghe came over to toast, Yuci's eyes have been on Sang Xinghe. He watched for so long that even Shen Jue noticed it.

Shen Jue didn't interrupt Yuci, he wanted Yuci to bring him to Sang Xinghe's wedding, even if Yuci wanted to watch Sang Xinghe get married, after all, he was someone he once liked. Without him, Yuci and Sang Xinghe would have been in love with each other for the rest of their lives like in previous lives, but in this life, Sang Xinghe married someone else and told the world.

Yuci called Sang Xinghe's little junior sister a clown girl, don't you have any selfishness

Shen Jue felt that there was, including Yuci deliberately dressing up as a woman today, and wearing crimson clothes, all of which were selfish.

Human nature is complex.

After Sang Xinghe finished the last table, Yuci took his eyes back.

He looked back and grabbed Shen Jue's hand under the table, "Let's go, let's go home."

And as soon as he stood up, several people at the same table with them also stood up and drew their swords from under the table.

Yuci pulled Shen Jue behind him, and all the guests at the banquet stood up, armed with weapons, and all aimed at Yuci.

Standing in the middle of the yard, Sang Xinghe tore off the red flower on his chest and took an iron fan from the person next to him. His eyes were still gentle, and even the corners of his lips had a smile, "Meet the island owner, long time no see, I don't know. Are you satisfied with today's ceremony?"

When he saw everyone holding knives at him, he was not at all embarrassed. Instead, he smiled and said to Sang Xinghe, "Of course I am satisfied, Master Sang is now a family man."

"Family? Is Yu Island Master talking about the junior brother who just acted with me? He is not yet fourteen, and I'm afraid he won't be able to marry me yet." Sang Xinghe did not change his expression.

Although they are Jianghu people, some things still act according to the law.

For example, this dynasty stipulates that men can only get married when they reach the age of sixteen and women when they reach the age of fourteen.

When Yuci heard the words, his face couldn't help but look a lot ugly. He didn't expect that he spent so much time watching a fake wedding, but how did Sang Xinghe recognize him

"Sang Daxia is really interesting. For me to play such a freshman drama, I'm afraid it will kill me today." Yuci saw through his identity, so he didn't bother to pretend to be a woman again, and spoke directly in his own voice. As he spoke, he took off the long whip from his waist, and continued, "But whether it can be as Sang Da Xia intended depends on Sang Da Xia's ability."

Sang Xinghe didn't change his face, "I don't dare to say it, but there is a friend who I haven't seen yet when I meet the island owner. I think that friend may not be able to wait."

Yuci didn't know what to think, his expression changed, and the next moment he saw a very familiar figure appear above the roof.

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