Although the bite of Yan Hang on the first day of the junior high school is quite dry, although this road is basically a shop of auto repair and auto parts, there are few people on the road, and there are not even a few cars at this time, but Yan Hang still drags on the first day of junior high. The hair brought him back to the co-pilot and sat down.
All kinds of cars are familiar to the ears, and he hasn't shook them on the road before he has the courage.
"You went out, did you take a bath when you came out?" The first one asked while wearing a seat belt, "It smells good."
"No," Yan Hang sighed, "I'll take a shower after I wash the car and go back, okay, can I hold on until I get out of the sweat?"
"I haven't done it yet," Chu Yi sniffed his uniform, "Is it smelly?"
"I have to ask others after I smell it?" Yan Hang said.
"What to do," a little depressed on the first day of the junior high school, "I am stinky."
Yan Hang was driving and having fun. After smiling for half a street, he pointed to the back seat: "I got you a set of clothes. Let's change it first. I won't eat you now. I will wash it when I go home."
"You are so virtuous, virtuous." On the first day of the new year, he immediately loosened his seat belt and climbed to the back seat.
"Take it off, let me take a look." Yan Hang looked at the rearview mirror.
"You are, it's not that you are hungry." Lu Yi took off his shirt.
"Young man," Yan Hang sighed as he looked at the tight muscle lines on the first day of the day in the rearview mirror, "Really, I have to see your body every time before I realize that you are really a big man."
"The tone is like, like an old, young man." Putting on a T-shirt on the first day of the new year, then took off his pants.
Yan Hang moved his eyes away, he still had to concentrate on driving, in case he bumped into the traffic police... oh? A car crashed into a tree on the main road. Two men in the car were injured. One of them did not wear pants.
This is not so good.
On the first day of the new year, he changed his clothes and climbed back to the co-driver to sit down, and patted with his hands on his trouser pockets.
Yan Hang glanced at him.
"Tao Tao." The first day of the junior high school smiled a little embarrassedly.
"This is Old Cui's trick," Yan Hang sighed, "You still can't bear to let it go?"
"Take it back, and give it back to him." said the first day.
"Hey!" Yan Hang yelled, "put this thing back where you want it, and throw it away if you want it. Don't take this thing to tell people that Uncle Cui I was picking it up in your car. One set."
Leaning on the back of the chair on the first day of the new year, I couldn't stop laughing.
"Old Cui also looked young like my dad, more than forty people, and he was seen by a kid in the car," Yan Hang said, "how difficult."
"Uncle Cui, who do you use?" Chu Yi turned his head and asked.
"I know where to go," Yan Hang said. "He is not married, he has no girlfriend, no boyfriend, he is very particular and he probably won't find a lady... Maybe he has a bed partner. I don't understand the world of old men. ."
"Oh." Chu nodded, then turned around after thinking about it, "Why not, not getting married?"
"I don't know," Yan Hang said, "you have to ask him about this."
"Yeah." Lu Yi nodded again.
"Don't really ask!" Yan Hang quickly added a sentence when he heard it.
On the first day of the new year, he laughed and sighed: "You are, don't you think I am so stupid."
"Who made you serious?" Yan Hang said.
On the first day of the year, he smiled and said nothing.
Yan Hang drove the car to the city. Tonight, he and the first day of junior high school have time to find a place to have a good meal. In addition, he planned to take the first day of the junior high school to the bar to listen to a small concert. Sister Wang had given him a ticket a few days earlier. He didn't tell the first day of the junior high school because he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to make time to go today.
If there is no such thing as the first year of the junior high school, he is actually not interested, but it is different with the first year of the junior high school. He wants to see all kinds of new things in the first year of junior high school.
Save it every day.
The car drove for a long time, and I didn't speak on the first day of the new year.
Yan Hang turned his head and glanced at him, then was stunned: "You are really...very exploratory."
"It's really good, curious." The first day of the junior high school was a little embarrassed.
"You continue to explore." Yan Hang looked at the disassembled condom he was holding in his hand.
"It's all oil," said the first day of the new year, "how do you blow, balloons?"
Yan Hang didn't know how to answer: "Don't affect my navigation."
"Used, used blowing?" Chuyi suddenly realized.
"... Go away." Yan Hang said.
"I'll blow up, let's play with the ball." Chu Yi pulled a wet tissue, wrapped the sleeve inside and wiped it.
"Are you sick?" Yan Hang asked.
I ignored him on the first day of the junior high school.
The navigation made the turn, and Yan Hang turned his attention back to driving.
In fact, the first time Dad used this thing to blow him up a balloon, he didn't even know what it was. He sincerely thought it was a balloon, mainly because Dad also painted his nose, eyes, and mouth on it.
After he had played enough, my dad called him, who was still in elementary school, and told him what this was. By the way, he learned about gender knowledge.
But he couldn't use this routine on the first year of junior high school. His relationship with the first year of junior high school was very impure. No matter how he introduced it to the first year of junior high school, it was a fucking trick, and it could be used between them.
"This little one, pull," Chu handed the slip to his face and shook it. "What is it for, why do you use it?"
"What little..." Yan Hang took a look, then sighed, "Have you brought your phone?"
"Yeah." Chu nodded.
"Check it yourself!" Yan Hang roared.
"Forget it," leaned back in the seat on the first day of the new year, "it must be very, very yellow, I still blow the balloon."
"Before I stop, you will discuss the cover with me, and I will smoke you," Yan Hang said.
"Okay." Chuyi smiled.
Yan Hang parked his car in the underground parking garage of a shopping mall. There was a small hot pot on the top floor of the shopping mall. Even on such a hot day, it was full of diners.
"Go upstairs to eat a little..." He turned his head and couldn't finish his words.
There is a milky white translucent balloon in front of me.
"Hot pot," he said.
"Well," he tied the mouth of a "balloon" at the beginning and placed it on the bridge, "this quality, the quality is better than ordinary gas, the ball is better."
"... Yes." Yan Hang opened the door and got out of the car, thinking about it and pointing at the scuttle ball that can be seen from the outside of the windshield, "put it down."
"Oh." At the beginning, he took the ball down and put it on the mat.
In the process of eating hot pot, it was probably because of hungry on the first day of the junior high school. My keen interest in condom was finally suppressed by appetite.
Yan Hang felt very pleased.
"Hurry up, school starts," Chu said while eating, "after the new year, you can start an internship."
"Well," Yan Hang slowly cooked a piece of meat, "Where do you go for internships?"
"I don't know," said the first day of the new year. "Several places, places, and today's shop, the store manager also told me, let's graduate, come to them here, come."
"Want to go?" Yan Hang asked.
"Don't let me wash the car," he thought for a while, "I don't like it, I like car washing."
"I really want you to go for the technical skills, anyone can do the car wash," Yan Hang smiled, "You are still worried about this."
"There are also people who have graduated and gone to wash and car wash," said the first day of the junior high school. "The technology is not good."
"The size of your dormitory is as big as that," Yan Hang sighed, "I guess it's like that."
The first day of the new year shook his head: "They go back, go back to their hometown, find a job at home, and find a good job."
"Really." Yan Hang looked at the first day of the junior high school.
He couldn't go back to his hometown on the first day of junior high, and no one could help him arrange his work when he went back.
"In another half a year, I can earn peace of mind and earn money," he didn't think so much on the first day of the new year. He rubbed his hands happily while eating, picked up a drink and touched a cup with him. Support you."
"You said." Yan Hang took a sip of the drink.
"I said." Chu nodded.
When I was full, I walked slowly to the bar street together to listen to the concert.
On the first day of junior high school, I felt that every step I took was full of fashion sense.
Going to a concert with my boyfriend, it makes me happy to think about it.
Extremely foreign.
When he reached the entrance of the bar, he remembered and asked: "What, what music?"
"Countryside." Yan Hang said.
"Yeah." Chu nodded.
Although he didn't know what country music was, he calmly stated that he knew it.
There were a lot of people in the bar. Everyone sat in twos and threes. He and Yan Hang found a small sofa near the corner and sat down.
"Just listen," Yan Hang whispered in his ear, "If you don't like to listen, we will leave after a while."
"Okay." Chu Yi smiled.
He hasn't listened to any music, and he can't distinguish the type of music. At this moment, his trouble is that he knows that country music is definitely not the country music in his concept, but the sound of suona and gongs keeps ringing in his mind.
Get started, he desperately needs to clear his mind.
In fact, it's pretty good. The singer on the stage simply said good evening to everyone, and began to play the guitar and the harmonica.
The music is... simple, and the tune is very light, which is far from the "pretending" that Chuyi imagined. He unexpectedly found it very nice.
Probably a native dog is suitable for listening to this.
"How is it?" Yan Hang asked him softly.
"It sounds good," Chu nodded, "I like it."
"Really?" Yan Hang looked at him.
"Really." said the first day.
"Go back and buy you a better earphone," Yan Hang said, "you can listen to music."
"Yeah." Chu Yi squeezed around him and grabbed his hand.
The concert didn't last long, and Yan Hang could feel that he was in a good mood when he walked back with the first year of junior high school after the end, although there was basically no bad mood in the first year of junior high.
"Old Cui had always asked me to go to his house to get his set of speakers," Yan Hang said, "I don't want to go in trouble, or I can get it tomorrow."
"Let me listen, music?" asked the first day.
"Well," Yan Hang smiled, "I have listened to it too, I haven't listened to it for a long time."
He and his father both love listening to music. Before the two of them started to walk the rivers and lakes, he remembered that his father had a good set of speakers. He followed his father and squatted in front of the speakers to listen.
After I left home, I didn't know where these things went. Maybe they were given away, maybe they were sold, or just abandoned there, he couldn't remember.
On the first day of the junior high school, he couldn't remember things when he was a kid. In fact, let alone when he was very young, even in elementary school, he didn't remember many things.
When I opened the door and got on the car, I picked up the "balloon" that was placed on the mat at the beginning.
After sitting down, I didn't know where to put it, so I just held it.
Yan Hang's helpless eyes made him want to laugh a little, but this thing is indeed... quite magical.
But he never figured out what he was doing with that little juggling. At this moment, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and seemed to have found the answer.
"This is, this little tugging, it's..." Chu Yi looked at Yan Hang and wanted to confirm it, but he was roughly interrupted by Yan Hang before he finished speaking.
"This is your son's depository." Yan Hang said.
"...Huh?" On the first day of the new year, he was stunned. After Yan Hang drove the car out of the parking space, he suddenly began to laugh wildly.
"I'm going back to have a fight with Old Cui," Yan Hang said, "It's okay to put this kind of thing in the car... Have you been thinking about it for a day? Have you figured it out yet?"
"Understand." Chu Yi smiled and nodded.
I still understand a little bit, and I'm not really a fool.
At the beginning, a handful of balloons were taken apart, letting go of the air inside.
He just hasn't seen it with his own eyes, he has touched it with his hands.
The exact role... is still heard.
When the car reached the street in the community, Yan Hang did not drive directly into the gate of the community, but stopped by the roadside.
"What are you doing?" asked the first day.
"Buy something," Yan Hang said, "get off the car."
"Oh." Chu got out of the car, crossed the street behind Yan Hang, and turned into a small road next to the supermarket. This road he had come here once, and he had walked it before when he was handing out flyers.
After walking a few steps, he saw a light box in front with four characters written on it.
Adult Products.
"Yan Hang!" He reacted immediately and grabbed Yan Hang's arm.
"Huh?" Yan Hang turned his head back.
"What are you going to do!" The first day of the junior high school lowered his voice.
Adult Products!
Adult goods store!
It sells adult products!
What are adult products for
It doesn't have to be something that an adult needs to do in bed or not in bed, in the car, and in the wild.
"Buy you toys." Yan Hang said.
"I don't want it." On the first day of the new year, he pulled his arm and dared not let it go, "Brother Xiaotian, I am wrong, I am wrong, I don't want to play condom, I am using condom."
Yan Hang sighed: "I told you that you are dragging me like this, the movement is much more than going in directly."
"Why are you going in!" The first day of the junior high school pressed his voice and whispered.
"Look at what's there." Yan Hang smiled.
Picking up Yan Hang's arm, he didn't know how to turn around his arm half a circle and grabbed his wrist with his backhand.
When he was still shocked by Yan Hang's trick on the first day of the junior high school, he was already pulled into the store.
"Just watch." The eldest sister sitting in the shop said.
The reason why he knew this was a eldest sister in the first year of junior high school was because he didn't even dare to look there when he heard her talking.
Yan Hang released his hand, bent over in front of the display counter and looked with interest.
I stood stiff at the door on the first day of the new year. I don't know if I should turn around and go out, or just stand here and wait patiently, or go over and watch Yan Hang
He glanced around the store casually, and there was a huge wave in his heart that he didn't know what color, and his brain was dulled by the clattering pat.
There are a lot of posters and some billboards in the store. The pictures above are very scary for the first year of junior high school.
Yan Hang's original plan was to come in, so take a look at it slowly.
In fact, he didn't have more experience in adult goods stores than in the first year of junior high. He also came in for the first time, but he was not as simple as the first year of junior high.
Pooh.
In fact, it is not necessarily simple in the first year of the junior high school. I have also played Huangqiang. I have played all the way through the game. The accurate statement should be that I have never touched these related content in the first year of the junior high school.
But now his plan can't go on, because he has never been exposed to these contents, so the very simple first year should be so embarrassed that he can no longer move.
"Help me get this box." Yan Hang pointed to the box on the counter.
"Condom," the eldest sister came over, "Which one do you want? I recommend you to use this ultra-thin one, which is more comfortable."
"Yes." Yan Hang nodded.
His neck was stiff on the first day of the first year, but when he heard Yan Hang talking, he still turned his head abruptly.
Yan Hang actually wants to buy a set
Why did you buy it! Blow the balloons for the holidays!
"What number do you want?" the eldest sister asked again.
What
The set still has a number
On the first day of the new year, I tried to raise my hand and press the eyeball back.
"I don't know," Yan Hang said, "I haven't measured it."
quantity? Do I need to measure the size now
Whose measure? Yan Hang's? Or his
But they are about the same size... Just measure one.
Wait a minute, how to measure? Who measures
On the first day of the junior high school, when he was still at a loss in shock, Yan Hang had already bought the set under the guidance of his elder sister, and had paid the money.
"Let's go." Yan Hang patted him.
"Oh." He turned around and followed Yan Hang out of the store.
"Did you really buy it?" He whispered as soon as he left the house.
"Well," Yan Hang nodded, "I wanted to buy it in the supermarket. There are too many people in the supermarket. I'm afraid you can't hold it."
"I don't have anyone to carry it, so I can't help it!" said the first day of the new year.
"I'll open one for you to play with," Yan Hang opened the box, "this ad says "Zero Excitement..."
"I don't play," grabbed Yan Hang's hand on the first day of the new year, "I beg you, brother Tian, it's on the street."
"Okay, I'm not embarrassed to play on the street," Yan Hang put the box in his pocket, "Go back and play."
"I didn't go back, there was nothing fun." said the first day.
"There is nothing fun to do all the way." Yan Hang said.
"I'm going to hit someone." said the first day.
"I was scared to death," Yan Hang laughed, "Brother Gou spares his life and don't hit me."
Back home, he immediately went to take a shower on the first day of the new year. He was sweaty when he was working today, but buying a condom made him sweat again.
When he came out of the shower, Yan Hang was leaning on the sofa, looking at it with a small square bag in his hand.
On the first day of the new year, he fell next to him, next to him, grabbed the small bag in his hand, and threw it aside.
Yan Hang sighed.
"Don't read it," said the first day of the new year.
"Huh?" Yan Hang looked at him.
"I don't need it," said the first day of the month, "you don't have any, you don't have a girlfriend."
Yan Hang still looked at him without speaking.
"What?" The first day of the day also looked at him, and found that a small unbearable smile began to spread from the corner of Yan Hang's mouth.
very nice.
He especially likes to watch Yan Hang laugh like this, but Yan Hang is laughing at him.
"What are you laughing at?" asked the first day.
"Do you think this thing can only be used between men and women?" Yan Hang hooked his mouth.
The first day of the new year was stunned.
He did think so.
But as soon as he heard Yan Hang's words, he immediately realized that this thing can be used by men and men.
After Yan Hang said this sentence, he didn't know how to continue, so he could only stare at each other with Chu Yi.
He prayed that he would not suddenly ask them what they wanted to do on the first day of the junior high. He really didn't know how to answer.
After all, he is also an old verbal driver, and his experience with real guns and ammunition is as barren as in the first year of junior high school.
"How to use it?" asked the first day.
"Use it on little chickens." Yan Hang said.
Praying didn't work, so I asked about it on the first day of the new year.
Yan Hang continued to pray that he would stop following the questioning on the first day of the new year.
"Actually, I was just thinking about it," the first day of the new year reached out and took a condom and looked at it. "What about this, how can it be done
"Huh?" Yan Hang was stunned.
"Do you wear socks like that?" asked the first day of the month.
Yan Hang originally didn't want to laugh. It was wrong to laugh at an innocent teenager on this kind of issue, but he still couldn't hold back and burst into a wild laugh.
"I, look at it for myself," he was very calm on the first day of the new year, and he reached out and took the instruction manual, "there is also a cover, the instruction manual is really advanced."
"How can I do without instructions," Yan Hang laughed, "What if the innocent puppy puts on like socks."
Tsk tut twice on the first day of the new year, lowered his head to study seriously.
"Dogzi," Yan Hang lay on the sofa, resting his arms, "How come you are so cute."
"That's good, so cherish." Chu said while reading the manual.
"Isn't this something to be cherished?" Yan Hang pulled him over and leaned on himself, "I've even guarded against customers who wash cars."
"Xiao Jie, try to pinch it," the first day of the month looked back at him, "I will put it on as soon as I hit it."
"Yeah." Yan Hang nodded.
In this posture when he turned his head back on the first day, the lines drawn from the side of his neck were very sexy. Yan Hang couldn't help but stretched out his hand and touched his neck: "Do you want to try it?"
"... Hmm." Chuyi thought for a few seconds and nodded.
"I'll help you." Yan Hang said.
"You bought it by my number, did you?" asked the first day.
"We are the same." Yan Hang said with a smile.
"Then you, you too," Chu Yi turned his arms around him, pulled his waistband and touched it in, "Try it."
Yan Hang did not speak, but raised his neck.