A Lucky Little Bodyguard

Chapter 23: Urine went crooked

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"Student Chen, you fall asleep in every class. I really wonder if you go out and become a thief at night." Because Peng Xue spent most of her time reviewing her lessons, Huang Shasha had to shift the topic to Chen Bo and woke him up.

"I'm not interested in stealing or anything like that, but I do like to peek, so you'd better be careful when you change clothes at night, otherwise..." Chen Bo was very depressed when he was woken up by Huang Shasha, so he had to turn around and make a naked threat to Huang Shasha.

"Haha, he's really a pervert." Huang Shasha didn't show any fear after hearing what Chen Bo said, but burst into laughter.

Chen Bo felt that he was a little defeated by this silly girl, so he had no choice but to stand up and walk towards the door.

"Hey, I was just joking, you can't be angry, right?" Huang Shasha saw Chen Bo walked away without saying a word, and thought that Chen Bo was angry with himself, so she quickly called Chen Bo.

"I don't have the energy to be angry with you. I just woke up and felt like peeing." Chen Bo said to Huang Shasha with a chuckle. As for the civilized language and the like, Chen Bo simply ignored it.

Huang Shasha made a disgusting gesture in the back and ignored Chen Bo, instead sitting in the seat in front of Peng Xue. "Xue'er, do I think Chen is a good person? Why do I feel like he's about to show his true colors?"

"Then go and try it. Isn't it your birthday tonight? Just pretend to be drunk and see what he does to you." Peng Xue put down her textbook and gave Huang Shasha a helpless suggestion, which was just said casually.

But after hearing this, Huang Shasha thought about it carefully, then clapped her hands and said, "Okay, then I'll try it tonight. Although if he's really a pervert, then I'll lose, but I really want to experience what it feels like to be humiliated by a boy. This way, Xue'er will know his true nature, and then we'll let Uncle Peng take him away."

Peng Xue was a little speechless. She just said it casually, but Huang Shasha came up with so many things. She didn't know what was in her mind. "Forget it. If your classmate Chen is withdrawn, then Qiu Zhi and Wang Tianyi will pester you all day long and annoy you to death."

"That's right, classmate Chen can't leave." Huang Shasha nodded in realization after hearing what Peng Xue said, and then said foolishly, "But I still want to try what it's like to have sex with a boy, so I'll pretend to be drunk tonight, and at most I won't tell Uncle Peng."

"You..." Peng Xue was even more speechless. She had never thought that Huang Shasha wanted to have sex so much before, but now she certainly couldn't let Chen Bo get away with it. However, seeing Huang Shasha's silly look, Peng Xue had no choice but to say, "It's up to you. It's best if he plays with you and then dumps you. Then you'll be satisfied."

Chen Bo naturally didn't know what they said. If he knew that Huang Shasha actually volunteered to devote herself to him, Chen Bo would probably shout with joy.

But at this time, Chen Bo was peeing in the toilet, and suddenly he felt like sneezing, so he held his little brother with one hand and sneezed directly. "Who is scolding me?" Chen Bo thought to himself.

Who knew that when he sneezed, his whole body moved, and the little brother in his hand also tilted to the side, just in time to urinate all over the person next to him.

"Fuck, Chen Bo, are you sick?" The man standing next to him and peeing was Chen Bo's classmate, the Revolver Qiang who used to sit behind Peng Xue.

Zuo Lunqiang had just come back from the cafeteria after lunch. He wanted to go to the classroom to peek at Peng Xue, but he felt the urge to pee, so he ran to the toilet. As soon as he unzipped his pants, he was splashed with urine by Chen Bo next to him.

Chen Bo heard someone calling him by name and scolding him. He turned his head and saw it was Zuo Lunqiang. He lowered his head to look at his waist and saw the pants that he had thrown all over him.

"When did you come to stand next to me? This is the soup you spilled while eating. Okay, go wash it off at the faucet." Chen Bo would naturally not admit that he was the one who spilled it. He held his little brother on his waist and shook it, then zipped up his pants and walked out of the toilet.

After hearing what Chen Bo said, Zuo Lunqiang's expression changed, and he chased after Chen Bo without even zipping up his pants. Seeing that Chen Bo didn't turn around, Zuo Lunqiang raised his foot and kicked Chen Bo in the back.

Seeing that he was about to kick Chen Bo, Zuo Lunqiang was still thinking that he had finally taken revenge. But just when he was about to kick Chen Bo on the back, Chen Bo's body suddenly moved to the side, just avoiding Zuo Lunqiang's kick.

Chen Bo dodged it, but Zuo Lunqiang was in bad luck. He lost his balance in the air and fell directly to the toilet floor. With the footprints of others and the water stains in the toilet, Zuo Lunqiang fell flat on his face.

At this time, Zuo Lunqiang no longer had the energy to think about dealing with Chen Bo, because his face and body were all covered with toilet dirt. There were many people using the toilet nearby, and everyone saw Zuo Lunqiang's embarrassing appearance and stood there laughing.

"Don't use that trick if you don't have the time." Chen Bo turned around and said to Revolver Qiang, then walked out of the toilet.

Zuo Lunqiang was seen falling in the toilet by so many classmates, how could he stay here for long? After seeing Chen Bo leave, he quickly stood up and ran downstairs to the dormitory, leaving a group of classmates laughing in the toilet.

When Chen Bo returned to the classroom, Huang Shasha had already returned to her seat, and Peng Xue was also sitting there reviewing her lessons. Seeing more and more students in the classroom, Chen Bo had no choice but to sit in his seat and sleep.

When the bell for the first class in the morning rang, Chen Bo was still thinking about sleeping in. But when he heard the sound of high heels outside, Chen Bo became alert again. He sat up straight and waited for the teacher to come in for class.

Looking back inadvertently, Chen Bo found that Revolver Qiang was not in class. Could it be that he was still in the toilet? Chen Bo thought to himself. But this was definitely impossible. It seemed that he had gone to change his clothes and was too embarrassed to come to class.

The door of the classroom was pushed open, and Li Xin walked in. Today, she was wearing a more neat teacher's uniform, which made Chen Bo a little dumbfounded, because Chen Bo had never seen Li Xin wearing such a formal teacher's uniform before.

In many universities, teachers wear the same uniform as girls, but the teacher's uniform that Li Xin wore today is a completely different scene. Because Li Xin looks so good in this uniform, Chen Bo even thinks it looks better than the one Li Xin wore when they went racing.

After Li Xin entered the room, she also glanced at Chen Bo. Seeing that Chen Bo was staring at her, Li Xin smiled in her heart, then walked to the podium and said to the students, "Hello, students."

All the students stood up, shouted hello to the teacher in unison, and then sat down again.

Then it was time for lectures. Chen Bo did not sleep during this class. Instead, he listened carefully to Li Xin's lecture. However, he could not understand what she was saying.

Just watching the beautiful teacher's smiles and frowns reminded Chen Bo of the scene on the road when he returned from the race. Li Xin's appearance seemed to be hard to erase from his mind. Although he had never made any promises to her before, the beautiful teacher was willing to give him her precious first time. And the night before, he actually thought that Li Xin was just a passer-by in his life, but now, Chen Bo suddenly had the urge to rush up to hug Li Xin and kiss her deeply for a few minutes.

However, Chen Bo remained calm, because this was in the classroom, and if he ran over and kissed Li Xin, everyone in the college would probably know about him and him, and he would not be able to explain to Li Xin then, after all, she still had to continue teaching here.

I just watched Li Xin teaching, and Li Xin occasionally glanced at Chen Bo once or twice, but the whole class was very quiet. Apart from Li Xin's voice and students asking questions from time to time, I could no longer hear the other boys' noises.

It was not until the afternoon, when Chen Bo watched Li Xin walk out of the classroom, that he lay down on the desk and prepared to take a boring nap.

No one knew when Huang Shasha came to Chen Bo's side. Seeing that Chen Bo was about to go to sleep again, Huang Shasha quickly pulled a stool over and said to Chen Bo: "Student Chen, do you like our teacher? I saw that you were listening carefully to the class just now. Were you concentrating on watching Teacher Li Xin?"

Chen Bo did not reply to Huang Shasha's words, but just opened his eyes and pretended to be asleep. However, after listening to Huang Shasha's words, Chen Bo asked himself again in his heart, and the result was that he also had feelings for the beautiful teacher.

Since he has feelings for the beautiful teacher, what should he do next? Live with her every day? But what should he do about Peng Xue? Moreover, Peng Xue is the one he protects. If something happens to Peng Xue, Master Laogui will definitely deal with her.

Thinking about this, Chen Bo also made up his mind, that is, when he was in school, he would always protect Peng Xue and the others. But whenever he had time, he would go find Li Xin, play with her, and chat with her.

Seeing that Chen Bo ignored her for such a long time, Huang Shasha had no choice but to walk to Peng Xue's seat and start chatting with her.

After school in the afternoon, because it was Huang Shasha's birthday, Chen Bo and the others returned to the villa early and prepared things for the birthday party in the villa. Although there were only a dozen people attending, Huang Shasha had prepared enough things.

There were cakes and beer, and a dozen dishes were ordered from a bar outside, all brought to the villa. Now we were just waiting for the people who were going to celebrate the birthday to come over in the evening.

However, at six o'clock in the afternoon, Chen Bo received a call from his master and then left the villa.

After Chen Bo walked out of the villa, he saw a Buick commercial vehicle parked on the road outside the villa area, so he walked straight over. He looked inside from the window and saw that it was his master sitting inside, so he opened the back door and got in.

"My dear disciple, life in this academy is quite comfortable. Besides having two beauties around you, you can also see other pretty girls in the academy. How about it, have you got anyone?" The middle-aged man in Tang suit sitting in the driver's seat waited for Chen Bo to get in the car, and then he directly said some obscene words.

Chen Bo looked at his old master speechlessly. He had never realized that the first thing he said was to talk to him about finding a beautiful woman. "Old Master, did you come back from abroad just to ask me these things?" Chen Bo asked the middle-aged man in Tang suit speechlessly.

"Well, since you don't like talking about beauties, let's talk about your strength." Seeing that Chen Bo didn't want to talk to him about this, Master Laogui had to change his expression and talk to Chen Bo seriously about business. "Tell me more about your training the night before last."

Seeing the old ghost become serious, Chen Bo felt that his master had become normal, so he recounted from beginning to end the time he had practiced in the bedroom the night before.

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