A President’s Out-of-Body Experience

Chapter 11

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Injured by Zhixuan's indifference, Renzi once again fell into depression and depression.

The sofa in Gu Xiaoshan's house was very soft, and Ren Zi lay on it, as if he had fallen into a deep whirlpool. He actually began to miss the warmth of Gu Xiaoshan's embrace in his dream. It's obviously a dream, why can it still sense the temperature

Thinking about all this, Renzi was very distressed, and then fell asleep as expected.

Gu Xiaoshan turned upside down day and night, and was full of dust. When he returned to the apartment, he saw Renzi lying sprawled on his custom-made handmade sofa, sleeping soundly without any image. The movie channel is on on the TV, and today's theme is Wong Kar-wai's movie selection. Gu Xiaoshan sighed helplessly: "Look at this, no wonder I can fall asleep."

Gu Xiaoshan shook the blanket on the other sofa, covering Renzi's body, and then stuffed Renzi's forked feet back into the coverage of the blanket. It's a pity that Renzi probably felt hot, so he stretched out his feet again, and what's more, he stepped on Gu Xiaoshan's nose with his face. Gu Xiaoshan didn't pay attention, and was kicked, rubbing his nose, thinking that it was natural, otherwise the force would have been crooked to his ears. While rubbing, he thought: "This guy, really is "kicking his nose on his face"!"

Gu Xiaoshan thought that he had worked so hard to come back, kindly covered him with a blanket, and was kicked in the face, what a "shame and shame" this is! Gu Xiaoshan was so angry, but he couldn't beat him or scold him, so he had to drag the box back to the bedroom angrily. But when he walked halfway, he looked back and saw that Renzi's leg was still dangling outside the blanket. Gu Xiaoshan thought "It's my obsessive-compulsive disorder attack", so he went back and stuffed the Renzi's legs into the blanket, and decided to tuck them carefully and wrap the Renzi tightly.

At night, Gu Xiaoshan secretly added parsley to Renzi's soup. The coriander is put in a small sealed filter bag, and it is thrown away with the filter bag after cooking, so you can’t find any traces of coriander just by looking at the soup. relieved.

Renzi was not on guard, one was that Gu Xiaoshan did it more secretly, and the other was that Renzi was absent-minded.

The reason for his absent-mindedness is also very clear. It is really weird that the object of Chun'meng eats at the same table with him. He doesn't even dare to look at Gu Xiaoshan right now. His attitude of "guilt" written all over his face also made Gu Xiaoshan very suspicious: "Did you do something wrong again?"

Hey, what happened to "again"

—The tough man said dissatisfiedly: "I have to do something wrong?"

Gu Xiaoshan sighed a little: "But it's none of my business anymore, now you have a good brother who will take care of you, and you don't need me anymore."

Renzi and Yu Yuntao have been separated for many years, and they only met each other in recent years. Before that, it was Gu Xiaoshan who played the role of "elder brother" in the life of the toughness—although Gu Xiaoshan often cheated him, so he was not really a "brother and brother respectful".

Renzi stirred the fish soup with a porcelain spoon, looked at the circles of milky white ripples, and began to feel sleepy again. Gu Xiaoshan watched Renzi's eyelids start to fight again, and it was also funny: "I really convinced you, after sleeping for a day, I can still be sleepy." Renzi felt that he was despised, and quickly explained: "It is easy to get sleepy when you sleep too much , Haven’t you heard of it, the more you sleep, the sleepier you get!” Gu Xiaoshan said, “If you sleep less, you will be sleepy, and the more you sleep, the more you will sleep; if you sleep too much, you will still be sleepy, and the more you sleep, the sleepier you will become. I don’t think you are ever awake. .” The tough man was speechless.

But under Gu Xiaoshan's ridicule, the toughness gradually found their normal rhythm of getting along, and it was not so unnatural.

After the meal, Gu Xiaoshan tidied up the tableware, threw it into the sink, and waited for the hourly worker who would show up tomorrow to complete the remaining errands. Gu Xiaoshan washed his hands and took out the gift that he planned to hide for a long time—probably because he noticed that Renzi was depressed. Gu Xiaoshan thought: "Isn't it just for Yang Yihan? As for what? In fact, he can even forget Yang Yihan's surname in two months."

Gu Xiaoshan's tone was brisk: "Are you still thinking about Yang Yihan?" Renzi was stunned: "What does it mean?" Gu Xiaoshan was also speechless: It seems that it will not take two months...

Gu Xiaoshan took out a velvet gift box and threw it on Renzi's knee: "Souvenir!"

Renzi is used to Gu Xiaoshan's irregular gifts, so he is not surprised, but as long as there are gifts, he is always very happy. Renzi also forgot his depression, happily opened the gift, opened the souvenir, and saw a golden thing inside, which looked like a bowl, but it didn't look very similar: "What is this?" Gu Xiaoshan said with a smile: "This is You!" Renzi frowned: "I'm a bowl?" Gu Xiaoshan replied: "Aren't you the Yu family's "Golden Poro"?" Renzi was shocked: "Ah? So "Golden Poro" looks like this ?”

Gu Xiaoshan nodded: "Actually, it's the first time I've seen Kimporo's real thing. I just saw it at an exhibition, and I thought of you when I saw it. I saw that it was not very expensive, so I brought it back. You can use it if you like. Come and drink." Renzi was very novel about this legendary "Kimporo", like a child who got a new toy, and kept playing with it in his hands-so it was ruined. The edge of Kimporo has an extremely delicate hollow pattern, and the gold is also soft, and the toughness pulled it regardless of the severity, and the edge was bent. The tough man was stunned: "It's bent..."

∵ Kimporo bent

And ∵ I = Kimporo

∴ I bend

Is this an omen

Renzi is caught in the ideological struggle between materialism and idealism.

Gu Xiaoshan was still watching TV at first, but when he saw Renzi's stupid face, he paid attention to it, only to find that the edge of Jinpoluo was broken, and he sighed inexplicably. Gu Xiaoshan had no choice but to comfort him: "It's okay, this thing is not expensive, in fact, you can buy one yourself when you come back." Renzi raised his head and asked, "How much is this?" Gu Xiaoshan said, "It's almost like you are wearing that broken watch. Renzi looked down at the Daytona he was wearing, and was shocked: "Fuck, this broken bowl is 1 million yuan? The skin is still so crisp!" Gu Xiaoshan said contemptuously: "Look at your broken watch, ugly It’s so unsightly, I dare to sell it for 1 million. This Kimporo is a work of art, and I think it’s cheap to buy.”

Renzi is dissatisfied with all kinds of dissatisfaction. He is proud of getting this discontinued "Rainbow Daytona", so he searches for "Rainbow Daytona" on the Internet, misses those high-end reviews and tells Gu Xiaoshan to open his eyes. I don't want the toughness to enter "rainbow" and then "rainbow flag" will come out, and then "gay" will appear. Renzi once again fell into philosophical contemplation: "My watch is actually gay...?" Not only that, but Kim Poro, who just got bent, and his brother, and his best friend are also bent, and he even dreamed that he was bent. It's... It seems that God wants to tell him something...

Could it be that I am a man of destiny, gay

Of course, after thinking about it for a while, Renzi fell asleep again.

Gu Xiaoshan suspects that Renzi really has a problem with his head. But when he thought about it carefully, maybe he also had a problem with his head, and he had been pampering him.

It's a sin.